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ride on

issorite.... these white men go dey threaten us with different kind of diseases wey don dey we land tey tey.... before naa bird flu, Ebola and now lassa fever.... naa today rat don dey shit for garri abi? I drank my garri peacefully with cold water without passing through d stages of prevention mentioned by d Op.

keep ur Garri safe from the reach of rats!!!!

she try.... she should do fast go marry!!!

one babe might be watching all dis series movies on Zee World while cooking indomie!!!!

no mission stated!!!!

kudos madam!!!

who was there to narrate d ordeal to the police and allowed d dude to escape ? how did the police knew that the guy was first stabbed in the stomach?

itsIYKE:
B

for Basketmouth

showing respect to the constitution of the land

he is looking weak and tired

Ok.... Even IBB is denying PDP! The party has a long way to go in resurrecting the party. Its not as if APC members are saints but some citizens just wish to get rid of PDP from the central!

Emmygreenp:
You be fifa

E tire me oooooo

1. Chelsea will be allowed to filed 13players during home games and 15 during away games.
2. If they win 2 consequtive corners kicks they will be awarded a penalty.
3. Any attempt on goal will be treated as a goal
4. If a Chelsea player is fouled, that’s a straight penalty regardless of their position on the pitch.
5. They will be allowed to make 13 Substitution.
6. They will be awarded 6 points for every match won. 4 points draw and 2 points if they loose
7. They will be allowed to field 2 or 3 goalkeepers at the same time.
8. Any attempts to tackle or mark Hazard will result in a penalty
9. Finally, Jose Mourinho will be allowed to Instruct the players inside the pitch as the match is ongoing.
I’m a Chelsea Fan too… Its just a joke ooooooo. Happy New Month!!!

ElDaIllest:
Well since you made room for non-chelsea supporters to speak(unlike a typical chealsea fan,up Gunners) i'll reduce your bashing,maybe this is Oluwa's way of humbling his children,only 3 wins this season,like people say:your club win comes every month like menstrual cycle,so one day y'all will miss your period and be pregnant for a bouncing baby relegation...watch gunners win swansea an top the league...bruh happy weekend sir!

Alrite... I believe there is time for everything. Though I tweeted it last week when u guys beat Bayern Munich in UCL that u guys will win important trophy this season and that if not the UCL it might be the Leaugue. But what do you think Chelsea should do in other to bounce back?

I decided to create this thread for all Chelsea supporters on Nairaland to brainstorm and discuss on the way forward in respect of the poor performances of our loving Club this season. We are moving to half of the season and Chelsea is nearing the relegation zone. Football lovers and analysts in the house; what's your contribution?


Non Chelsea supporters, your contributions are also welcomed:

Family ish..... This is a season of court cases in Nigeria!

Nice one jare..... They deserve it o jare. Once instruction is been passed you have to obey. There is a new Sheriff in town! Every sector must be up and doing

Waooo!!! If Emenike can be living large like this; it means C.Ronaldo, Messi, Beckham, John Terry, Rooney, etc will be living larger! Baba God bless my hustle oooo

Working presido!

EdCure:
This is all you could say after all the verbiage?
You're a big fool.

You biafrauds don't ever contribute anything meaningful to a discussion apart from emotional tantrums.
Very repulsive set of clumsy schleps.

See as you finish d dude! U are wicked ooooo. he don offend u before? Take it easy oooo

Ok... I think they need to allow this guy rest biko. Cos am not sure this guy can carry this load alone.Ojukwu tried it and he surrendered; I even read it on this forum that this guy's father is a wealthy king in Anambra, but am not sure Kanu's dad is as wealthy as Ojukwu's father during his time. This young man thinks fighting for justice or liberation is a child's play? Martin Luther King paid the price with his life. No matter the trend on twitter or whatever.... The question is: are his people backing him offline. If he doesn't have the support of at least 60 percent of his people and heavy weight backers' I.e South East governors and heavy financiers; its just a pipe dream. But if he has done his homework well, I wish him best of luck!!! If only Kanu can lobby the British government and they give him support that is when I believe Biafra can be actualized. But I doubt if the British are ready to do this cos they themselves weighed all options before handling power to the Hausas in 1960!!! Only God can intervene in this quest for Liberation!!!

This is just too much. But this jungle justice ish has to stop. Either they stole valuable goods/money or they are rapists.

OZAOEKPE:
"the man whose political wisdom is greater than awolowo, tinubu and obasanjo, the man that even awolowo is not worthy to tie the strap of his sandal, the jagaban/leader of the true yoruba race". Quote me anywhere.






I know what I've said may not go down we'll, with some myopic political illiterates, but its just the price I'm ready to pay for being an opposition and a supporter for true democracy

Clap for yourself!

Only God knows when all these bombings will become a thing of d past in Nigeria

When you thought you will be thoroughly screened, but Bukola Saraki says "Take a bow and leave". #MinisterialScreening




cc lalasticlala

I surely believe that Amaechi will scale through. Nigeria politics is 'thief after thief'. Wike is just chasing shadow. His hatred for Amaechi is out of this world. All other successors have allowed their predecessors to rest except Wike. Amaechi is corrupt even Wike is more corrupt.

Dennis07:
F

Fally pupa?

Good...... Is it not possible to get to their sponsors? 'Strike the sheperd and the sheep will scatter'. Cos it seems Boko haram never lack 'suiciders' and 'mercenaries' they keep recruiting day in day out.

I received this puzzle on my whatsapp chat and I thought it will be worth sharing!!!

This is a mental mathematics and let me see how technical you are:
Some birds were flying and met a bird on their way. The bird greeted them: hello hundred! And the other birds replied: we are not hundred, we need half of us plus you to make us hundred.

QUESTION: how many birds were flying?

Yea... I think this tribalism issue is a personal behaviour and not to be generalize. I was in my apartment last weekend; and my neighbour who happens to be a calabar woman but married an igbo man was in d compound and the children were playing outside; d first daughter was singing dis popular nursery rhymes: my head, my shoulder, my knee, my toes; they all belong to Jesus. As the girl was about to sing the yoruba version of that rhymes, her mother just shouted at her to shut up. I was furious and wanted to come out 2 challenge her but I just control myself and since its none of my bizness. A fellow igbo woman who stays in the neighbourhood brought her daughter's wedding clothes for dis my neighbour and she responded that the clothes resembles yoruba clothes cos d other igbo woman's daughter is getting married to a yoruba woman.
So it always baffles me why she hates the yorubas so much... Not even minding d fact that the owner of the building is a yoruba and most of her husband's clients are yoruba.

Successors should learn to talk less of their predecessors regime!

No Saints for Naija.... Its a matter of competency!