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Good one. But he should settle his workers pay first.

Teach your child the way he/she should go and when he/she is old he/she will not depart from it

oscarjulliet:
A PEEP INTO AN IBADAN WOMAN'S PHONE BOOK:

*Iya Deji alaso
*Nuru eleran
*Kamoru Onigi
*Iya Monsurat elepo.
*Iya Lekan eleja
*Saidi onisu
*Iya Ijesha oniru
*Basiru oni moto
*Sola omo baba Basira
*Basira oniponmo
*Suraju olokada
*Oriyomi alalubosa
*Bose Tailor
*Gbenro agbero
*Noimo olororo
*Iya Luku Oloka
*Akanke alakara eebo
*Sola tisha
*Baba Wale Nepa
*Iya Biliki elepo
*Baba Aduke alagunmu jedi
*Iya Wasiu onifufu
*Morufu riwaya
*Iya Olobi agba
*Baba Tawa alajo
*Alani kafinta
*Buroda Tunde birikila
*Moomi Oloole
*Buroda mi Alani
*Iya mi elesuru
*Baba ilu eebo
*Bello Olopa jeko jeko
*Suberu ologbon ori
*Buroda Yellow
*Baba elero alogi
*Solo agbegi lere
*Grace pupa
*Poolu asona
*Baba onifoto
*Gambari onisuya
*Demola Fokanaisa
*Godi omo ibo
*Alhaji agbe kanga
*Baba gbegi lodo
*Biodun repeara
Laisi mekaniki
Basiru alago
Iyabo ologede
Mufutau Babar
Tunde Alaso
Taiye agbero
Jelili alapata
Ramota alagbo
Akani tailor
Labake elewa
Suraju olomi
Ishola rekoda
Baba beji onisegun
Asabi Oni gari
Peju alata
Teju elewe
*Risi olonje
*Alao alawin .......

Osika Nairalandi

End time Pastors!!!

The 'Goodwill' of their school at Anthony village has appreciated again and there is tendency they get more students. Accountants in the house will understand better.

Thebachelor:
My opinion. Although,am still trying to figure how it affects your menstrual cycle.

Badt guy! See as u finish the babe.

HungerBAD:
OWU na Bastard. Go beg Don Jazzzz.

The Ram below thinks he has said something sensible, and please write in SIMPLE English.

This is not a Yoruba Language teaching class.

Make he go beg Don Jazzy for what naa? Abi no be d same Don Jazzy wey be Loya milk ambassador. Life goes on jooooo. Don't expect 20 children to play for 20 years.

Bibidear:
Nah,i am still saying it,my boobs are bigger than these

Tah... Those ones wey u get naa agbalumo for where this ones dey naa. Just kidding.

Yea... This news is 100 percent true. The sewing of their overall for the staff was contracted to my tailor... Good news

Precious91:
hmmm.Hope you didn't travel very far to the party?

Bros the place far small ooooo.

Last saturday, I attended a birthday party-A gathering
of abt 50 people. I sat at the front seat. Then a
lady started sharing food. She started from the
back and unfortunately, it didn't reach us at the
front. When her friends started sharing drinks,
they started from the front but unfortunately I
have already changed my seat to the back. Again
the drink didn't reach me. I was so furious and I
stood up to take my leave but then I saw three
ladies each with a big bowl.This time, I tried to
be wise by sitting at the middle. To my uttermost
surprise, One of the ladies started sharing from
the front...and the second lady started
distributing from the back. It was turkey
meat. When it got to the middle where I was
seated it got finished again. Feeling so frustrated, I
bent my head, not looking at any face...but then
the third lady tapped me and stretched her bowl
that I should pick..I stretched my hand...

Guess what was in the bowl??












It was Tooth-pick.

Eeeeeyah. R.I.P lady. My colleagues who saw the corpse very early on monday when coming to work told us about it. But there were insinuations that she might be used by ritualists because her head and some parts of her body were missing.

skyfullofstars:
Yes I did, and I truly regret it, the man didn't care about me at all.

Eeeeeyah!! Sorry for that. Next time, look before you leap!

These ones wey dey healthy so! It is well ooooooo.

Jacksparrow0712:
Is that what they are?

Chairman... U are more mature than all these comments. See how one person trash you on your previous comment. You don't need all these. Even if u don't have something tangible to say just read on. It not a must someone leaves comment and still get insulted by some nitwits who can't even face you one on one .

Make APC leave Ike alone jare. At least make my SE sef see position occupy.

This is too bad! Where is this country heading to? If the sponsors of this sect are fish out, Boko Haram issue would have been a thing of the past. This is just too inhumane for crying out loud.

Reference:
On the one hand, 'yorubas are humble', bla, bla, bla, then a few lines later, 'who is Melaye....he cannot stand before,'....bla, bla, bla. What do you call this. Is this not the attitude that is polarizing your party. Are you not spoiling for a fight with this constant stream of bragadoo. Is this how to unify and build a political movement.

I don't think you have woken to the reality of what the APC is. It is no more a regional player, it is a mix, a hybrid, an alloy of regional powers the likes of which dilute the qualities of the individual constituents. You cannot expect Tinubu to wield the same powers as he did in the West. Who will join the party for fun or to become a slave to him. C'mon its politics. If you add salt to soup won't you taste other ingridients as well. Is it only salt you will be tasting.

Better play the game well and be truly humble. The way you guys are going you risk upsetting anyone north of Osogbo. The core north no send. They can re-align their political interests to the middle-belt or South leaving the West out cold. It is good to know one's worth but it is dangerous to overplay one's hand. It is so, so easy in Nigerian politics to start well and finish badly. You guys should watch it.

Ok. Just as u said, we will continue to watch out!!!

Yea... Late Steve Job of Apple also suffer similar fate at Apple Inc. But that is business and this is politics. @OP the reason(s) u stated there are not cogent enough as to why Tinubu is been attacked left and right. These are my reasons:
. The Easterners attack tinubu out of jealousy and they believe he is holding power longer and they don't have someone like Jagaban from their Region. And most especially his role in ousting GEJ. They so much hate Tinubu and whosoever aligns with him. And they continue to see the Southwesterners as slave. Yorubas aren't slave to anybody just that Yorubas are humble people who doesn't disrespect elders. The igbos are supposed to be the most influential of all tribes in Nigeria both locally and internationally because they are INDUSTRIOUS and CREATIVE but until they need to do away with 'PRIDE'. Cos yoruba has a proverb that 'if a Giant should bow for a Dwarf, it doesn't mean that after standing upright that the Giant will become short'.
The Northerners attack Tinubu because of their own personal ambition or agenda. They believe if they clip him politically they can rule the country come 2019 (Atiku, Kwakwanso and Tambuwal comes to mind) and they can control the present government if they can hijack the National Assembly; we can see such evident when Dino melaye is accusing Jagaban of sponsoring one Smart Adeyemi against him. Who is Melaye to counter Jagaban. Can Melaye even stand one on one with Fashola or ordinary Kayode Opeifa or GOS or YAYI not to talk of Jagaban. Just because Melaye is now aligning himself with Saraki.
But my believe is this. If you want to MOVE FORWARD or PROGRESS in life; You have to be HUMBLE and DO AWAY WITH PRIDE AND BE READY TO TAKE SHIT WHEN IT COMES. Even the bible says that 'Pride goeth befall a fall'.

youngdude1:
this is very educative.

Tanx bro

Presidency didn't release statement on the relocation of prisoners to Anambra. But have time to release statement on 'the compromised Zahra's twitter account'. Pa Buhari dey fall my hand big time. And to cap it all he is backstabbing Tinubu despite Jagaban's effort in aiding his political ambition. #BabaNowThatYouAreThereYouDeyFuckUp!!!

maureensylvia:
AM PROUD TO BE AN ACCOUNTANT...

cc: crazyman, 1forall, lalasticlala

Nice one babe! That's how we roll. Proud To Be An Accountant Too!! By the way, are you chartered?

tinuolababy:
Nicey. Still love my BlackBerry 10 even though I have other phones

Ehehehehehehen.... Tell me something! Gbogbo bigz girl. I wan be like u when I grow up ooooooooo!!!

There are still some guys out there who still doesn't know how to knot a tie. Though I don't know if similar thread like this has been opened earlier but I just felt I should share with corporate guys out there who still find it difficult knotting their ties themselves especially guys who just got their first corporate jobs.... I was once a victim, I used to give my colleauges to help me out. .
I didn't even know that tie knotting have specific styles and each style with it own name until I came across it online.*I just knot my own tie and zoom off to work not minding the style I knotted*.
Eighteen different styles were posted. But I posted three will post the remaining when am chanced(or better still you can checkout the website where the original pics were culled from).

Used and dumped! But this man needs to take it easy. But am wondering why he isn't rich like other politicians we know despite being a founding memeber of PDP, probably he isn't corrupt like others!

appini:
Buhari is the problem of APC!!!

10 gbosa for u. The man has hidden agenda otherwise who would have try this trash during Obasanjo's era? Why going against the party's directive? And he can't call his boys to order. I just pray that Tinubu and other APC stalwarts' effort didn't go the Awolowo way.

It wasn't as bad as this during the regime of d late Yar'dua. But I think the Northerners has hidden agenda this time around. I just pray that Tinubu's effort shouldn't go the Awolowo's way coz 'once bitten, twice shy'. Coz these northerners are ready to sabotage all his effort. Why introducing federal character in the legislature when it has never been the norms.... So if it was to be a parliamentary system of government they will introduce federal character abi, it is well. But I know d thunder that will fire #Saraki and #Dogara's left yansh is still doing press up awaiting instruction!

huangcheng:
Please who has seen Buhari's certificate?

Continue searching for it...

That's their headache. All what we demand from them is good governance!

agarawu23:
bros. this is part of what make Nl a fun house and being part of it isn't bad na

its all over sha.
how you dey?

Its true sha... But all d same man musnt play in his early stage of life... Its better u work and pray now and retire with good investments!
Am cool boss!