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ecomalchemist:
Baba Ijesha Eleniyan

Get your Joway 40,000mah powerbank.

Can charge a type C laptop and different mobile device simultaneously.

Pay on delivery (Lagos Only)

Calls / Whatsapp - 0.8.1.1.9.7.5.6.1.4.4.

How much?

I use to respect this guy, I never knew he was this stupid until he invited a well known jihadist elrufai to speak at platform conference.

Stupid scammer pastor!

Saudi Arabia is committing haram by sponsoring this fight when they should be speaking out against the constant bombardment of terrorists by the Israelis.
Our afonja head slammers and Mumuric will not like this.

That Trevor BMC guy, that Poco lady and some other morons trying so hard to defend the naira are obviously ill educated pikes.

SMH for their generations,coz they are obvious chronically stupid!

Sirjamo:
Useless clown.


It's only children of Casino, night club, Betnaija, pub house, LGBT, Drug addiction..... Who sees America and UK as their heaven.

But if them give you visa you go celebrate.

Btw you should have made your comment in Arabic you terrorist sympathiser.

You are a mumu man!

Dpharisee:
Agu 2021, Igbo boys always marry oyinbo women of productive age, Benin boys dey marry their Grandmother mates, they need to up their game.
Meanwhile, I can observe that Gulder is now using the Biafra Rising Sun Logo on their crown cork, Hero Beer took over the market from Star Beer in the South East and SS because they have the Biafra Rising Sun Logo on their bottle.

That's Budweiser Oga!

She said she is a celeb and that she drives herself sometimes.

Owerri cardi B is feeling funky.

pyyxxaro:
Òrseè Migwo

ooh, migwo omote.

John Hopkins Hospital, Baltimore, Maryland, United States of America.

I travelled from Lagos to Okija, I only encountered police and military checkpoints in Ogun,Ondo,Edo and Delta State.
No single police Checkpoint from bridge head Onitsha down to Ihiala.
Before now, you will encounter at least 8 police checkpoint between Onitsha and Ihiala.

The fear of unknown gunmen has indeed eradicated extortion by the police in the East.

Oil is $66, with over 1.5million barrels being exported.
APC is busy stealing enough money for 2023.

I have no business in APC miscreants dispute.

Psoul:
I saw this Interview Questions on Glassdoor and I just felt it might be very useful to some of us given that most companies especially in Nigeria like copying these big tech guys. We all know that Apple is one of the biggest Tech companies in the World and to get a job there wouldn’t be so easy.

Glassdoor decided to make this easy by providing some questions Apple Inc uses to select their employees – I would be revealing 3 questions here that I feel are more brain tasking and require more brain knowledge. Is your brain equipped to answer these Apple’s Job Interview Questions? If Yes? Let’s do this smiley

1. How many children are born every day?

2. If you have 2 eggs, and you want to figure out what’s the highest floor from which you can drop the egg without breaking it, how would you do it? What’s the optimal solution?

3.You have 100 coins laying flat on a table, each with a head side and a tail side. 10 of them are heads up, 90 are tails up. You can’t feel, see or in any other way find out which side is up. Split the coins into two piles such that there are the same number of heads in each pile.”

4. There are three boxes, one contains only apples, one contains only oranges, and one contains both apples and oranges. The boxes have been incorrectly labeled such that no label identifies the actual contents of the box it labels. Opening just one box, and without looking in the box, you take out one piece of fruit. By looking at the fruit, how can you immediately label all of the boxes correctly?

So who can answer any?

1. Many.
2. Climb or walk down to the ground floor and gently drop the egg on the floor.
3.
4. Carry the opened box weigh it and weigh the remaining two.

[quote author=assamu1122 post=100771463]Please post for me ASAP

My girlfriend of two years just informed me that she got pregnant with another man. That she has just done a test and it's positive. This is a woman I have gone to her family with my people and have collected and argued list. I have started buying marriage stuff on this list and now, this happened. I am confused.


What should I do please?[/quote] You should kill yourself!
What sort of stupid question is that?
If you were to be my brother I will cut off every relationship I have with you, but my mother didn't give birth to any SIMP!

Death to all Simps!!!

Shabaleen:
"Islam is a religion of peace" what figure of speech is this??

oxy "moronic" Speech.

They have Awka Made in abundance, they should use it against their selves.

MENELIIK:
The next President of Nigeria, Insha Allahu despite your hatred

Next president of your village Association.

Stupid Man! Yet you want to become the president of Nigeria by any means possible.

Foolish pastor. I remember vividly how you and your folks campaigned vigorously for change. My roommate who was a member of house on the rock in unilag back then won't let me rest about buhari and his fake change.

I am very happy you all are witnessing your 2015 foolishness.

I know it will be Unilag or UI even before I opened the thread.

Greatest Akokites!!!

In whatever you do in life, never wife a Hoe, no matter her social status.

wpadmin:
Bros you funny.

One of my student wey dem post go orlu for NYSC, the guy dey work him relocation back to Lagos.

All the pictures wey this guy post, na forest everywhere oo.

Try come Lagos one of these days make I carry you waka.

Na Mushin and Bariga I go carry you go...

If I carry you go Ikoyi, you will faint.

As if it's not the same Lagos we live in.
Ordinary ihiala better pass mushin.
See hyping like say na newyork ABI Capetown.

plaindealer:
The money GEJ and his looting, stealing and sharing PDP and could have built 2 Lagos Ibadan railway without borrowing 1 kobo from anybody.

The joke is on you.

Zombie!

iamDrRhymes:
I tried using my microscope, I still couldn't see a crowd of organisms. Mother of all rallies indeed!

You still never get sense and you are getting old.

Lala!!! Lol this heart break will definitely go round.
A voice note of her conversation with her EX played while she was playing music out loud with her phone. The way she rushed the phone, I grabbed it before her and she struggled for it and later left it with me.
We both listened to it, she couldn't look me in the eye. I was just smiling. She left the phone and went home.
A spirit actually told me not to put on the generator that very day, very unusual, I obeyed that spirit.
I couldn't sleep that night. She came back for her phone and threatened to seize some of my property, I told her I will arrest her if I ever see her in my house again.
I refused to give it back and told her she is never getting it back.
I gave the phone out to a lil bro. .

I didn't just take the phone back, I took back everything I ever got for her, most of them were in my name, lol!

Niggas, if you brake up with a bitch, take your properties back ASAP!

If a bitch complains that you have been fucking her recklessly, tell her to give you back your semen as well.

Illiterate Nigerian girls don't know what going on a "date" means. It means you are going to hangout with a potential love interest.

If you boyfriend or girlfriend goes on a date or hangs out with different guys and ladies, you definitely dont have a relationship.
Most Nigerian girls are retards!!

techmo:




Shame suppose catch this IGP

A whole fvcking Police Headquarters


Buhari's Nepotism caused all these, Former Inspector General of Police before Adamu was just a commissioner when Buhari single handedly made him an IG because of his role in Kano Election.... Many AIG and DIG with experience and sense got retired because of just one guy, this Adamu also got many quality hands retired because of Nepotism. You sack 400 level students and made a jambite 100 level student Head of department

While NDA course class 18 were still in service, Buhari retired all of them to make Burutai Chief coarse 25 the Army Chief, while retiring trained men of coarse 18 to 25

Ihejirike of coarse 18 was also made Chief of Army Staff when coarse 9 got retired by Jonathan

Obasanjo was far worst, he just retired everyone randomly because he was scared of a coup, the retirement was with immediate effect you receive the letter that your service was no longer required






.

Buhari also retired some course 25. My uncle was among, he didn't even enjoy his generalship which was about a year old when buhari won the election and retired him and selected others.
Very painful.

Charmingrascal:
You guys in a serious relationship, I greet una oo.

The last time I had one was 2015 and after I ended it due to emotional torture I have been a happy man.


Can you even find a loyal girl anywhere now?

Just f*ck and attach no emotions to the relationship if you don't want to get hurt.

Because nowadays ladies will make you feel depressed and think you are not good enough.

I can imagine how that guy is feeling at moment.
I bought you a phone u saved my number "with big head" while one idiot who might just be f*cking for free is your love.


I hate stories like this
I hate when people are taking for granted in a relationship
I hate when you deceive someone who loves you for your own personal gain.


"Big head" someone should check on that guy I can bet with my balls that he would be depressed at the moment.

2015! Lol. Seems like that was the year love died.

Corporate criminal Igbo man.
He stole a lot at UBS to last him a lifetime.

Happy birthday to him though!