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CelebritiesRe: Peter Olayinka And His Fiancee, Yetunde Barnabas In New Pictures by Aksnoopy: 3:05pm On Jan 15, 2021
All I see is a HOE getting HOOKED to a SIMP.

It will end in tears and gnashing of teeth in a couple of years. cheesy
SportsRe: Bruno Fernandes Wins Premier League's Player Of The Month For December by Aksnoopy:
Well deserved! Big teams across all leagues have been cutting my tickets since December.

Don't judge me, I choose selectively and prudent gambling as my bad habit this 2021. Instead of wasting money on hoes claiming to be girlfriends or drinking and partying with useless friends I will rather gamble, it's all about the same "bad habits". cool
FamilyRe: Man Finds Out Baby Isn't His, Months After Lover Gave Birth (Photos) by Aksnoopy: 1:13pm On Jan 15, 2021
sindan:
I don't see anything wrong here, the child is still yours as long as is from your wife.
Mumu simple, your ancestors and your parents are ashamed of you. undecided
RomanceRe: How I Was Saved By The Scripture From Jezebel by Aksnoopy(op): 12:28pm On Jan 15, 2021
efficiencie:
@Aksnoopy it's strange that many men consider it safe marrying women who are open without realizing that a room with a faulty door that has no locks could have been visited by anyone anywhere between 1 person or 1000 persons. He doesn't realise that a room with doors that have no locks could have been visited by almost anything from good persons, bad persons, ugly persons, demons, fallen angels, etc. Don't cheat yourself by saying "I am not a virgin so i do not deserve a virgin", it is like saying "I look dirty so I do not deserve a neat lady"...it's a dumb logic. You don't have to remain lewd or dirty. You rehabilitate yourself and seek out a rehabilitated or unspoiled lady. Any lady who allows her vagina to be bulldozed, excavated, pounded and expanded has done herself a disservice and you sir will also be doing yourself a disservice by marrying such a lady without her first seeking mental, physical and spiritual rehabilitation.

Yes, someone will say "but virgins can be corrupted too" and I agree to that but we all know that the proportion of such cases is way minimal compared to the proportion of ladies walking around with devastated and demoralised vaginas. Do yourself a favor, play safe and marry a virgin if you are a guy that wants marital bliss, peace and progress...or run the risk of fathering other men's children. Heed the words of the wise man:


Proverbs 5:3-11 For the lips of a strange woman drop as an honeycomb, and her mouth is smoother than oil: But her end is bitter as wormwood, sharp as a two-edged sword. Her feet go down to death; her steps take hold on hell. Lest thou shouldest ponder the path of life, her ways are moveable, that thou canst not know them. Hear me now therefore, O ye children, and depart not from the words of my mouth. Remove thy way far from her, and come not nigh the door of her house: Lest thou give thine honour unto others, and thy years unto the cruel: Lest strangers be filled with thy wealth; and thy labours be in the house of a stranger; And thou mourn at the last, when thy flesh and thy body are consumed,
Thank you so much for this wonderful piece. I am seeking for a wife, but I have been meeting damaged girls pretending to be wife materials. As a matter of fact I started seeking for younger ones in other to find a virgin, that was even worse because the two 18 years old girls I met and dated were so damaged that they dated married men knowing fully well that they were married.
I won't settle for anything less than a virgin wife.
RomanceRe: Man Who Bought His Wife Expensive Bag In Tears After DNA Test Proves Otherwise by Aksnoopy: 10:23am On Jan 15, 2021
Ottyn01:
It's hard to find a faithful woman nowadays sad

The truth is that 95% of married women are cheating on their spouses,
The remaining 5% do not exist.

It's a pity.embarassed
so true I can testify with my own personal experience.
PoliticsRe: Don Okonkwo Assures Of APC Takeover As Ngige, Andy Uba Storm Stakeholders Meetin by Aksnoopy: 10:38pm On Jan 13, 2021
This Alexreports guy is always where the money is.
Today he is with PDP, tomorrow he will be with APC. grin
FamilyRe: Two Pastors Arrested For Adultery In Adamawa State by Aksnoopy: 1:46pm On Jan 13, 2021
CsRockefeller:
The spirit of Promiscuity is very strong. Last year a married close friend/ who usually post beautiful pictures of her family was suddenly interested in having sex with me.

I was seriously considering it until one day, I saw her post pictures of her family then I looked with keen interest into the husband's eyes, he was smiling and very happy. I stared at him for about 5 mins then I felt pity for him and proposed not to do it.

Till date, I wonder what came of her, I don't know if she has cheated though all her kids look exactly like him. Someone who was very chase while young suddenly has become randy, God help.us all.
This is basically the experience I had last week. grin grin
PoliticsRe: Tinubu With Oba Saheed Elegushi And Muri Okunola In France by Aksnoopy: 9:47am On Jan 12, 2021
Man is sick!
HealthRe: Lagos Police Arrests 43 Clubbers, Strippers For Violating COVID-19 Protocols by Aksnoopy: 9:45am On Jan 12, 2021
Chai see this girl that my friend is dating in surulere.

I told him she is young olosho, but he won't listen.

I am going to show him this. grin grin
CrimeRe: Woman Accuses Her Husband Of Sexually Molesting Their 9-Month-Old Son by Aksnoopy:
sapphiere:
I once said here. Never allowed you kids alone with a man be it their fathers.
Your hate against men might end up consuming you if you don't retrace your steps. undecided
FamilyRe: Man Accused Of Molesting His 9months Old Son Reacts (photos) by Aksnoopy: 11:34pm On Jan 11, 2021
This is what you get when you wife a HOE.
Take a look at the bitch and you will know the man wifed a HOE. cheesy
RomanceRe: How I Was Saved By The Scripture From Jezebel by Aksnoopy(op): 8:22pm On Jan 11, 2021
DaudaTheSexyGuy:
You just missed an opportunity to have mind-blowing adrenaline induced sex.

How could you have passed up such a golden opportunity?

I always bang my ex girlfriends whenever they pay me a visit whether they're married or not is not an issue.

You just have to male sure the venue is your apartment or somewhere neutral and don't go bragging about it to your friends
Lmao! Your comments about your escapades and how sweet they are almost made me do it. grin
RomanceRe: Nigerian Men Are Crazy Over Ghanaian Ladies by Aksnoopy:
While black American women are going crazy over Ghanaian men. grin
FamilyRe: Some Damaging Words My Wife Said During A Quarrel by Aksnoopy: 2:58pm On Jan 11, 2021
GayPontiff:
Juju man...calm down.

Women mouth sharp pass razor.

Let it go ok
Lmao! Werey. grin grin
RomanceRe: Do Cheats Ever Change? Should They Be Given Another Chance? by Aksnoopy:
I will forgive her, stop doing things I used to do for her before, continue to fvck her while I continue my search for another good girl and when I eventually get a good girl I will dump her.

It's called sweet hurtful revenge! grin
CelebritiesRe: Adewale Adeleke And Wife, Kani Welcome A Baby Girl (Pix) by Aksnoopy: 9:35am On Jan 11, 2021
emerged01:
There are lot of Igbo guys that married to yoruba women. Don’t let tribalism turn you to a senseless being.
They married the few good ones among them, whereas majority are hoes.

Btw, my brother is married to a Yoruba lady. So I ain't a tribalist, I was just stating facts.
CelebritiesRe: Adewale Adeleke And Wife, Kani Welcome A Baby Girl (Pix) by Aksnoopy: 8:52am On Jan 11, 2021
Why are the Adelekes not marrying yorubas?

Seems they know that majority of Yoruba women have turned to HOElosho no matter their status in the society, hoeing around is their game.
RomanceHow I Was Saved By The Scripture From Jezebel by Aksnoopy(op):
So I eventually allowed my married ex to visit me yesterday.
She came as early as 10am to my house.
She lied to her husband that she is going to see her mother.

She actually did go see her mother first, then thereafter came over to my place.
It's been a while, but she still look sexy as ever after three kids.

I prayed to God to deliver me from the evil that's about to ensnare me.
We got inside my house I took her straight to my room. The moment I sat on the bed I felt weak and restless.

The issue of Joseph and the queen from the scripture came to my mind.
She was staring at me, expecting me to make moves.

I started talking about her husband and my gf immediately. I continued this game of distraction until she got fed up.
I kept praying in my mind that this is temptation. She really wanted to bleep me.

She left in anger and came knocking again very early this morning, I let her in and we both sat on the couch in my sitting room.
She was expecting me to be in a better mood for early morning sex. I refused to let the devil use me.

She eventually left after her husband called her. She called me when she got home and said I really bleeped up and her husband knew something was wrong with her, coz she was very angry.

I apologized and told her that I knew what I was doing. She said she was wondering maybe I was scared.
I would have broken my vow not to Bleep married women yesterday.

I just realised that a pussy that has been bleeped can always be refucked, whether married or single pussy.

I almost got deceived by Nwamaikpe, Daudathesexyguy and Smellysperm that married woman pvssy is the sweetest. But my principles and the scripture saved me.

Lots of HOEs masquerading as wives and girlfriends.
I really felt pity for her husband.

BTW this lady is too damn sexy with killer shape.

I am not sure any guy would have resisted her presence in the other room.
She felt she wasn't that attractive anymore, but damn she still is.
RomanceRe: My Heart Is Broken by Aksnoopy: 11:55pm On Jan 10, 2021
Pls enrol her into an evening school first. grin
CelebritiesRe: Tunde Ednut Is Back On Instagram With A New Name Kingtundeednut by Aksnoopy: 11:45pm On Jan 10, 2021
Okoroawusa:
Who is he?
Your uncle. undecided
CelebritiesRe: Toyin Lawani 6-Year-Old Son Gives Reason Davido & Burna Boy Clashed In Ghana by Aksnoopy: 9:47pm On Jan 10, 2021
So lordtriggs sold his sperm to this woman and then disappeared. grin grin

Olosho please bring back lordtriggs.
PoliticsRe: Umahi, Others Queue Behind George Obiozor, The New President Of Ohanaeze Ndigbo by Aksnoopy: 9:38pm On Jan 10, 2021
[s]
festacman:
Ohaneze needs to reinvent itself by moving away from political partisanship and focusing on development. Never again should Ohaneze corporately choose a presidential candidate. Since, all parties have Igbo as members, give audience to every presidential candidate to present his plans for SE region and then allow people to make their choice.

The new President, Prof George Obiozor, needs to spearhead the setting up of an Ohaneze Think Tank - an intellectual arm - to research on ways of strategically advancing the political, economic and social interests of Igbo race nationally and globally.

There is no reasons why South East States shouldn't have high-brow estates and world-class Industrial Estates to encourage the "aku luo uno" philosophy to develop Igbo land economically.

Furthermore, apart from the above-mentioned strategic thinktank and already existing committees, Ohaneze also needs to create more standing committees to involve YOUNG Igbo people in its affairs. Such committees will cover areas like Economic Development, Youth Development, Education/Students' Affairs, Sports Development, Diaspora Relations, Reconciliation, Inter-ethnic Relations, Intra-constituents (Nsukka, Ikwerre, Anioma, Aros, Abakiliki, etc.) Relations, Igbo language and Culture Promotion, etc.

Bottomline is that Ohaneze needs to be more responsive, more responsible and relevant to the life an average Igbo person. Simple!
[/s] Charity, they say begins at home. undecided
RomanceRe: Abandoned By Her Fiance After Losing Her Pregnancy by Aksnoopy: 10:58pm On Jan 08, 2021
Idiotic girl, of all eligible Igbo bachelor you didn't see anyone to date. You went to a come headed kunle.

Mumu girl
Music/RadioRe: Wizkid - Ginger Feat. Burna Boy ( Official Video) by Aksnoopy: 4:55pm On Jan 08, 2021
Davido- Aiye axeman

Wizkid- Eiye

Burnaboy- Aiye axeman


Yet Burnaboy and wizkid are fighting and beefing Davido.

Definition of real wahala. grin
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-Olu Celebrates His Wife, Ibijoke's 53rd Birthday by Aksnoopy: 2:00pm On Jan 08, 2021
Sanwoolu should do a DNA test on his first son, he sure belongs to his wife ex boyfriend.

No resemblance at all.
PoliticsRe: Bello Isa Bayero Is Dead by Aksnoopy: 11:58am On Jan 08, 2021
This Bashir Ahmad guy is a Dumbo.

"True buharist"
CelebritiesRe: Blessing Egbe: No Need For DNA If We Marry As Virgins by Aksnoopy: 4:23pm On Jan 07, 2021
obembet:
what about those that have already loss it?
Hanty, it's lost!
BusinessRe: FCMB Names Yemisi Edun As Acting MD by Aksnoopy:
I hope all simps are reading and following these DNA trend.

When we alpha male say fear women and don't simp around them we know exactly what we are saying.

Now a Hoe just ended a Mr Simpson career. grin grin
FamilyRe: Why You Must Do a DNA test on Your First Child. by Aksnoopy: 5:40pm On Jan 06, 2021
Nuttella:
Every child is a gift from God whether yours not not, why do DNA test that will end in tears for you, scatter your marriage and give you high BP?, you might even end up committing suicide. If you love your sanity, your children, your marriage and your mental health then don't do DNA test cheesy.
I pity whoever is dating you. I hope he is reading this your hoe comment. grin
RomanceRe: Female Bankers Are Whoores by Aksnoopy:
Nothing but the truth!

I had a first hand dating experience with those banking whores.

We were dating before she got the job.
All the clothes and shoes she started the job with were bought by me.
Bitch decided to Hoe around customer and co workers, just with two months of the job. Thanks to her Hoe colleagues.

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