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PoliticsRe: Zarah Ado Bayero: Things To Know About Yusuf Buhari's Fianceé by Aksnoopy: 3:49pm On Jun 27, 2021
Headslamming morons, oya come and masturbate here.
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri: 'No Car Key, No Chase Me' - Chidinma Is A Symptom Of Rot In Society by Aksnoopy: 11:39pm On Jun 26, 2021
Even the police know that she is going to jail.

"She cut off the major venous supply to the heart (jugular vein)".
"She cleverly changed her clothes and left without anyone noticing".
"She withdrew lots of money from his account and shared with her accomplice. Her share was 380k".

She is going to jail for a very longtime!!! cool
PoliticsRe: Anambra 2021: Valentine Ozigbo Wins PDP Governorship primary Election by Aksnoopy: 11:11pm On Jun 26, 2021
This transcorp scammer!
PoliticsRe: Further Evidence To Acquit 21 Year Old Chidinma - In The UK She Will Win by Aksnoopy: 10:42pm On Jun 25, 2021
She is going to jail for at least 25 years. Meaning she will clock her menopausal age in prison and if you ain't careful you will be going to prison with her. I.diot. undecided
CrimeRe: Chidinma Ojukwu: How I Stabbed Michael Usifo Ataga To Death (Video) by Aksnoopy: 7:48pm On Jun 24, 2021
Where is that stupid the future is female sapphire
EducationRe: Kaduna State University Asks Parents To Sign Undertaking After Increasing Fees by Aksnoopy: 8:12am On Jun 24, 2021
Igbosrecriminal:
El-rufai is No nonsense.
God bless El rufai.
God bless the majority shareholders of Royal Niger Company.

Tinubu/El-rufai 2023
Ya papa smelly blokos there! Oloshi.
PoliticsRe: President Buhari's Twitter Negotiation Team by Aksnoopy: 11:13am On Jun 23, 2021
This Seun guy actually works for the presidency now.
I knew he was a sellout since 2015 till date.

No wonder there are numerous head slamming slowpoke,s causing nuisance on this useless forum daily. grin

Whether you presidency fools like it or not we will keep bashing the zoo and presidiot buhari on twitter.
We will also continue tweeting against the evil APC from UK,USA,Germany e.t.c.
FoodRe: Honeywell Spaghetti Releases “Mini” Version As Food Prices Increase (Photos) by Aksnoopy: 8:07am On Jun 22, 2021
Moferere:
Next level.
The hunger that is coming eeehn. I give Nigerians till December
The hunger will be for you and all other APC supporters alone.
God will always provide for the innocent Nigerians who didn't vote this evil APC government. All you APC supporters will suffer generational hunger.
CelebritiesRe: “You Look Like A Yahoo Boy”- D’banj’s Wife, Lineo Jokingly Tells Him by Aksnoopy: 11:22pm On Jun 19, 2021
sapphiere:
I love couple life. See how romantic the insult was.
I'm using this medium to pass a message to David. Marry Chioma or else..
As you don marry na. Bitter soul! Which sane man will date nor marry a bitter soul like you. undecided
CrimeRe: Micheal Usifo Ataga's Murder: Lekki Airbnb Owner In Custody, Suspect At Large by Aksnoopy: 11:14pm On Jun 19, 2021
Patrioticman007:
Olosho murdered jigga man because, our colonial masters religion forbids marrying more than one woman. However that very oyinbo culture allows keeping side chicks as mistresses. What a contradiction !!!.
The man died a hero doing what he believes in & died in active service to woooomanhoood. 16 gun salutes.

In Fela's voice ®.
I no be gentleman at all oooooo 2x
I be African man original. 2x
Mumu Man! undecided
CrimeRe: Michael Usifo Ataga Is Dead, Super TV CEO Murdered by Aksnoopy:
sapphiere:
See what this man has brought to his family. Now the kids and wife would have suffered if his wife was not a financially independent woman.
Staying faithful seems impossible to Nigerian men.

On a second thought, what if it's not the side chick that killed him? No girl would want to kill a man that constantly gives her money.
I believe some men killed him. Maybe business went wrong.

The article did not say the lady is guilty. She remains innocent till proven guilty at the court of law.

That's not enough evidence.

This is Nigeria where even a guard can be bribed.
Didn't you watch the video where Pretty Michael bribed guards to act evil for him?
So you are blind and didn't see where it was said that the said girl made a withdrawal of #5m just after his murder.
I pray you find a foolish man to marry your bitter ass soon, so you won't die of this your bitterness against men. undecided
PoliticsRe: Guests Run For Safety As Wind Scatters Venue During Reception Organized For IGP by Aksnoopy: 7:02pm On Jun 09, 2021
Lmao! The gods are angry. grin
CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests 9 Yahoo Boys In Abuja (Pictures) by Aksnoopy: 10:19pm On Jun 08, 2021
ChiefSosa:
Weed vs Cocaine
Lmao grin grin
PoliticsRe: Africa Country Should Make Twitter Prohibited Generally by Aksnoopy: 11:03am On Jun 05, 2021
johnmartus:
Police should be arresting anyone install Twitter on their phone.
You need to go back to school first and learn how to construct a simple sentence in English Language. undecided
PoliticsRe: NCC Orders Telcos To Effect Twitter Ban by Aksnoopy: 9:55am On Jun 05, 2021
CilicMarin:
The corporate entity, Nigeria is bigger than Twitter platform. If Jack doesn't want to play by the rules, we also don't need him. Providing avenue for Terrorists to destroy Nigeria is a red line..and they have crossed it..


Twitter as a form of social media, should not be an agent for destabilization but a tool for deepening democracy and promoting good governance in Nigeria and Africa as a whole..

Twitter must respect the sovereign integrity of nations wherein they operate.

If a government had designated a group as a terrorist group, Twitter has no justification to allow such groups to propagate their rhetoric via their platform.


If Twitter has the right to remove/block anybody out of their platform for breaking their 'rules' , countries too have the same right to ban or suspend Twitter operations in their countries as well for aiding or abetting Terrorists.

#I Support Nigeria
Bastard terrorist na Ogun go kill you and your family.
RomanceRe: Please Which Song Can You Recommend For Someone With Fresh Heartbreak? by Aksnoopy: 12:23am On Jun 02, 2021
Listen to the sound of gases escaping from a freshly opened chilled bottle of Budweiser and the sound of a burning weed when being smoked. cool
PoliticsRe: There Was Never A Igbo Genocide During The Civil War by Aksnoopy: 9:29pm On May 30, 2021
Simplyleo:
Very apt especially the emboldened.

You are very intelligent.
we all know that you and the mini OP is one and the same slowpoke constituting nuisance on this forum.
PoliticsRe: Gunmen Attack Military Checkpoint In Anambra, 5 Soldiers Killed by Aksnoopy: 8:12pm On May 29, 2021
Juliusmalema:
It is easier for the idiots to move from Imo state into Ihiala cause mayhem and ran.

The closest range is Ihiala....The government should be blamed.

All entry points should have been fortified ahead of time.

May the souls of departed rest in peace.
You might die before your time if you don't stop denying your tribe. undecided
LiteratureRe: Pyrates Confraternity: Soyinka At Nathaniel Oyelola's Burial (Video) by Aksnoopy: 11:25am On May 29, 2021
AustineE1:
The topic says Pyrate 'confraternity',I wonder why this people above me are shouting 'cultism',is it that some people cannot comprehend or is it ignorance of the highest order.
Merriam Webster dictionary defines confraternity as a society devoted to a religious or a charitable cause.
I certainly know from information available to all, that the pyrate confraternity is a charity organization,made up of like minds with the goal of creating an egalitarian society where the strong protects the weak and men are weighed by the strength of their character and not by the colour of their skins,religion or ethnicity. Little wonder why they are highly revered in and outside Nigeria for notable achievements in humanitarian activities and social reengineering.
I guess if this isn't a noble society of men,they likes of Prof Wole Soyinka and hundreds of notable men who associates with this group,could have dissociated for preservation of their reputation and image.
You are an ill informed slowpoke. undecided
PoliticsRe: Buhari’s Daughter Zahra Wears Abaya In Solidarity With Harassed Student (Pix) by Aksnoopy: 5:30pm On May 28, 2021
Baby, I wanna take you on a fast trip on a private jet. cool
PoliticsRe: Southern Nigeria Is Far More Populated Than The North! by Aksnoopy: 12:01pm On May 27, 2021
Sufferingboy:
Gain/loose:Igbos gain more from us,but we are not loud.Igbos are enjoying the goodwill of other tribe,no ika man gain anything from you,we work for all we have today.

Sorry,associating with igbos is the last thing Ika man will do.Igbos should stop putting too much value on their self,you guys are not as important as you think.

Anyway,good morning to you.
Bast.ard! You are not Ika. Be proud of your ethnicity for once.
Btw Ika is not a tribe, ikas and aniomas are Igbo clans.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2016 And 2017 Graduates How Have You Been Coping? by Aksnoopy: 9:45am On May 26, 2021
Hmmm!
CrimeRe: Olive Ize-Iyamu: UNIBEN Student Missing In Lagos After 'Leaving Home To Cook' by Aksnoopy: 8:08pm On May 25, 2021
Coded Olosho!

They do catering, tailoring, baking,hairdressing to deceive simps!

They charge Alphas for their pvssy.
RomanceRe: Please Where Can I Do Money Rituals by Aksnoopy: 2:03pm On May 25, 2021
heniford2:
am not in Nigeria know am in SA know can't drop line here hit me on Email are you married, if yes good if no do you have a girlfriend you intend to marry if yes good, reason it needs her involvement in this because one of the Rules need her to understand because if you break any Rules you hit back to zero level and be sick for 3months until ur re- cleans two before it you need to avoid some meals like snail, smoked fish you can eat normal fish but smoked ones avoid it when your ready and sure hit me in my email
snail, smoked fish, okro,dog meat,cow meat. grin grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Biden: No Peace Until Middle East Nations Recognize Israel's Right To Exist by Aksnoopy: 10:11am On May 23, 2021
Lmao! Head slamming morons thought Biden will do their bidding.
They thought Biden will be their messiah.

Lol! They never knew that white Americans have a Christian/Jewish ideology no matter their political party affiliations.
CelebritiesRe: Davido Buys New Rolls Royce (Pictures) by Aksnoopy: 2:41pm On May 21, 2021
Kosoco:
Cullinan wey high school boys dey take go school dis one dey wan use pepper his kinsmen..... Oya mek una start.... Lol cruise forum.
. A man who hates on others for no reason isn't anyway different from a witch and wizard. undecided
CelebritiesRe: Sex With Mother & Daughter: Naira Marley Responds After He Was Criticised by Aksnoopy: 1:18pm On May 21, 2021
I did it with a girl while she was on the phone with her boyfriend, just a year later someone did it with my girlfriend while she was on the phone with me.

The joy of doing it with someone else girl while she was on the phone with him was not in anyways comparable to the pain I felt when my girl was being drilled while on the phone with me.

Irony of life! grin
PoliticsRe: Passport Pain: Immigration Officials Feed Fat From FG’s Failure by Aksnoopy: 4:08pm On May 19, 2021
1beat:
My passport issue with immigration officer I met through a Nairaland please advise me and others should learn as well.

On the 15th of November 2020, I message a guy name Mr Odiatu met on nairaland that he should please connect me with Immigration officer who assisted him on DOB correction on his passport(date of birth). He said no problem he forward his number to me on Whatsapp. I called the immigration officer who work at Immigration office Abuja I explain my situation to him and he said is not an issue for him to handle but my payment is 150k I beg him to 130k which is the same amount the guy that connected me to him paid.
I told him I can only afford 130k and I will still need to transport myself to Abuja and due to insecurity in Nigeria i will have to come by Air He said no problem I demand for his Facebook name to confirm his identity. Initially, he felt reluctant but later gave it to me. I went through his facebook , sent him friend request and copy his picture. I called a friend who base in Abuja I sent him the phone number, transport money and picture of the immigration officer so that he can help me to go the the head office in Abuja and confirm his identity my friend did and he called me back that he works in Abuja is even two star officer that he stylishly discuss with him and he should be able to do it.
Following week I called the immigration officer request for his account number in which I sent him 100k
Immidiately he received alert. He called me and acknowledge the payment and ask me again our many years is the gap I told him 4 years he said he can't collect 130k that is 150k I beg him that he should have told me before I send the money after long discussion in which he remind me that am collecting my passport within one to two weeks time after capturing and is 64page of 10 validity so for the work to be fast you have to pay 140k I agree and said to him no problem. ( Dated 22/11/2020)

We agree to meet on 11th of December 2020 for capturing and to balance him and he said no problem. I book a flight from Lagos to Abuja landed in Abuja went straight to the immigration office I didn't met him in he told me that he went out that junior officer will attend to me. However, The Immigration officer called me and directed me to glass house building to meet him. We exchange greets I handover all my documents to him include my expired passport and did the capturing waited for him to come back and I told him I will balance him 40k when my passport is ready he told me that it means I don't want to collect my passport within two weeks again he's the one handling Senator Omo Ogege daughter passport and he intend to do it with my own and to make it easier for me because his coming to Lagos for Christmas before 24 / 12 / 2020 he will help me to bring it along I need to pay the money fast his going to shillow that day his a worker in Winners Church he can't afford to miss afternoon program I became confuse because he look serious but I fail to detect him that is a big lier, he's glorifying himself for me to take him serious I paid him and I remind him his promises. 64 page, and he should bring it along to Lagos I quickly left to airport in order not to miss my flight back to Lagos. Since that day the man character as change toward me anytime I call him I will start hearing stuff like am driving, I lose my sister, am just going to office call me back, I just intend to call you that you will collect your passport next week. around February that I need the passport I was pressurising him he kept ensuring me that there is know problem that am getting it soon today tomorrow till I lose the opportunity since then I will call him he will refuse to pick my call I become tired up till now I'm yet to collect my passport. recently I met another guy on nairaland who also had encounter with him refer the officer as evil and explain how he almost reuin is life.
I see the red flag but I failed to withdraw please advise on what to do I will need it in 2month time

The immigration officer name is
Sylvester Okoh.
Phone 08034935493


The guy that connected me with him
Mr Odiatu
Phone :- 07031263632
Arrange a private meeting with him and kill him.
PoliticsRe: Passport Pain: Immigration Officials Feed Fat From FG’s Failure by Aksnoopy: 3:55pm On May 19, 2021
Splitmind:
The FG has not failed, lazy youths should stay back and develop the nation instead of running away. I hope this passport scarcity continues so lazy youths will sit up.
Are you okay at allhuh undecided
PoliticsRe: Soft Drinks Are Killing Nigerians, Time To Introduce Health Tax On Sugary Drinks by Aksnoopy: 5:38pm On May 18, 2021
Pepsi is better than the rest with less sugar. Big cola is the same as taking 30 cubes of sugar.

I will rather drink a bottle of pepsi when needed e.g when exhausted or when trying to avoid hypoglycemia ,than consume herbal alcoholic drinks or concoctions, believe you me!

If you take herbal alcoholic drinks and more than 3 bottles of beer daily, you are at greater risk of developing liver,kidney and diabetes disease.

Herbal alcoholic drinks as a matter of fact is the major reason why liver and kidney diseases is very high among young adults in Nigeria today.

Btw the government is taxing them already heavily.

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