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Great ! Son-of-an- A.S.S

Shrek Part 10 !

cescky:
@ joke funny

fact of life: studio cfr is daft

GBAM ! Before now, I had loads of respect for STUDIO. I wonder what happened to thinking faculty, he should leave this shallow mind for Mr.Cork cos it does not suit him her at all. Waiting for the return of his wonderful old self. I hope I'm not day-dreaming

Studio CFR:
too long!
i stopped reading half way.
Would read the remaining next week tuesday.

I'm out of here.

Mtchew

I'm so disappointed at you Studio CFR, no wonder we have a poor reading culture. You just proved to be an example. Abeg start reading.

UZORY007:
A Father confronted his 18 year old daughter one night " I don't like that new boyfriend of yours, he's rough, common and bloody silly".

Oh no daddy the daughter replied, Fred is very clever and a genius too. We have only been going out for 10 weeks and he has cured me of that bloody illness i used to get once a month.

The father fainted!

He deserves more than that, when they will not teach their daugthers issues of life, now the Otondo of a boy has proved to be Dr. Wonder !

Nellyon:
I hate all these half baked igbo jokes. so now, they re pick pockets and greedy money lovers? get a freaking life people. you love money as much as the next igbo guy, [[/b]b]only they work for theirs. Work really hard for theirs.

well said nellyon

Nice joke.

Nice, can't wait!

Thirst4Lif:
As a child whenever I'd see an old photo of someone who'd passed away I always wondered, since they were dead, how the photographer got

them to smile.

he told them to say ''cheese !''

daroz:
As a child, i thought my dad was the strongest and smartest person on earth. Felt he can beat anybody who messes with me

Come guy, thieves no come una house before to change that mind set of yours?

I'm voting for Fashola (Lagos state Governor), Buhari & Bakare for presidency

GudluckIBB:
The Other day,l saw Grace Amah,Buying Fresh Pepper Along Tejuosho Road,

And so what? You think say she no dey cook for house abi na gold & silver celebs dey take make stew? In short why I dey reply u sef? Your name sef na O.P

Humans are insatiable. If she were to be too fat et al, people will scream that Nigerian actresses do not know how to take care of themselves. Now some1 dare ask ''and so what''

denzel2009:
The guy should just thank his stars they pull them apart, Jide Kosoko was once a sumo wrestler in Japan.

you no well, kamasuki like you   lol

^^ abeg who told you that? deserves an award

KDULAR:
Can't we for sanity sake just not put ethnic under/overtones in our thinking/comments to general human issues in this country? This is even rearing it's head amongst the so called educated and informed  fellow NLders . Aagh!

Well said, I just wish they learn! Sentimental educated illiterates  

meine:
My couzin also saw alariwo fighting some policemen behind marwa gardens,alahusa. just 3 weeks ago. if this is tru, he should turn an activist abeggg

The highlighted can drive you nuts on a good. I pray our paths do not cross.

Idowuogbo:
habi oo , u no hear hin name  alariwo of africa abeg let him pariwo mehn , u think it easy to get that kind name  

ko easy jare. It takes great liver or courage to hala for your right.

10cirenoh:
I use to think women don't poopoo

What! don't try women for that level o. They've got class!

olayiwola9:
Me, i used to think that just sleeping beside a girl would result in pregnancy directly. Poor me,

what a wonderful world! the world would have been overpopulated. Thank God for the process

afam4eva:
At least people gathered. The other day i saw Alariwo arguing with an Okada man over 50 Naira.

so because he is Alariwo, he should be cheated by an okada man abi?  

aloy-emeka:
He prefers to be refered as Yoruba actor and not English/Igbo/Nollywood actor because he believes that Igbos learned the art of making movies from him.

says who?

Lagos pedestrians and traffic can make a mad man envy the 'insanity' of a sane driver. God help us.

~Bluetooth:
So he's now an ibo man abi ? Olodo

gbam

@ Simplemee : It is true SOME women have 'wahala' but it does not justify beating her up. Two wrongs does not make a right.

simplymee:
I thought as a child that it was not right for men to beat their wives rather that if i get married i would allow my wife to beat men so she can call me later and pet me. I also thought that by 1994 i would be married. well na small pikin mind sha.

Is the highlighted an acceptable practise now that you are grown up?

lancaster:
used to think that a womans p.u.s.sy was different from her urine are
was told that if u bend down and look between youe legs in the market ,u will see ghosts cos their legs wont betouching the ground, have not tried it though

Of course it is different now else why would VVF exist?

Stallion84:
when i learnt about pregnancy and the process i tot twas disgusting. now i love d thg die

Same say Stallion but make we take precaution not to over populate the world.

olawalebab:
Used to think that my mother gave birth to my father before she marry him

Kai you worry o.

I used to wonder how the baby got into the mother in the first place. Now I know better.

They have to review the whole thing. Voters should be allowed to vote until the final 3 then leave the whole thing them judges to decide. Really fed up.

micklplus:
How can yeka win See the expression on the judges face! The enthusiasm was not even in the audience!

I am so disappointed and I am so annoyed

I feel you jor. This reminds me of EYO of project fame. Yinka Davies was so shocked she forgot to applaud the announcement the audience did not rejoice at the news.

Flodel:
naija will alwaz be naija, to be candid naomi mac deserves it not yeka onka. I think the judges also agree with me cos u need to see the expression on their faces when yeka onka was annonce the winner.

Flodel you just said my mind, I was so angry and disappointed , words could not describe my feelings. Naomi deserved to win the prize but it is all about the votes. The organizers of this competition is out to make their money. I'm just pissed off and tired of these shows.

Go girl! Beauty & Brain (BB). May God help you in all your endeavours, Amen

eghost247:
and this is funny? please people help me here?

Of course ghosts don't have brains to decode this intelligent joke

;d ;d try again

Nice one guy.

I hope this is not meant to creat a 'false wolf cry' and make everyone not take the next alarm seriously, when in actual sense, it is for real. God help us.

nanidee:
Nice looking, but why are they carrrying teapots

Ever heard of Holy communion especially in the Catholic church? That explains it all.

Happy married life to H.Idibia