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Is it compulsory for one of them to resign? They could employ a nanny and a driver to take acre of the kids. A CCTV in the house could be of help to check their activities

WHAT SHALL IT PROFIT A MAN IF HE GAINS THE WHOLE WORLD AND LOSSES HIS SOUL?

"THERE IS FORGIVENESS IN THE LORD THAT HE MIGHT BE FEARED" HOLY BIBLE. Honestly, I don't blame Jonah for fleeing knowing God to be a merciful, compassionate and slow to anger. His ways are definitely not like ours.

Igabe: Its Chioma, she is a decent woman, a good wife Ãήϑ mother. She expressed it in d gulder ultimate search. The fact that she culdnt stand Muma G Ãήϑ Emeka Ike messing up there doesn't entails that she is a beast. I dnt knw where good morals has gone τ̲̅ȍ.

WELL SAID IGABE.

Good development. They should do away with the skirts abeg.

Curry leaf, Scent leaf (Nchuanwu ), lime, pineapple, tsamiya ( I don't know the name in english but the hausa word is pronounced with a silent t, hence samiya)

World war III: You can also use koinkan onirin ( iron sponge) mixed with eeru ( ashes) for better result!

You are very funny

That yam theory is something else o

Baba Oyo: This is really eye opening.
And realistically it could be possibly happening in real life banking sector. I guess some bankers will love this piece.

GBAM ! You just took the words out of my mouth. Dumb investigators would not ascertain the cash delivered to the bank...even when they are smart enough to detect these discrepancies corruption will swallow the truth.

This 'joke' might be coming from an insider in the banking sector... you never can tell.

My son ends up smearing his entire body with soup (diapers inclusive!) and would not allow you feed him for any reason. It was not funny finding him in the toilet trying to wash and scoop out water...what a terrible sight it was.

My friend, after asking a brilliant guy for assistance during our physics exam without response from him, stretched forward and gave the guy a heavy knock on his head. He held his head for a long time because the knock was so hard that he banged his head on the table. My dear friend feigned innocence and continued writing.

busket: A guy after copying from someone got F9. One day we were just chiling in the school canteen when the guy he copied from was passing and he shouted pointing at the guy saying "una see dat boy ba, him no sabi anytin at all".

this one got me laughing to the point of tears

Thank God ! Love her acting especially as Peaceful peace ! I wish her a speedy recovery

Belinda Effah is smoking hot.

Please who is Kemi? No offence/pun meant.

I strongly suggest you have a man-to-man talk with your dad. Let him know your cashflow, yes everything. Tell him how much you earn per month, deduct tax and pension contribution, your transport etc let him figure how much your disposable income is. At this rate, if you let this go unresolved, your family will blame your wife for hoarding your money and preventing you from taking care of them. Trust me you don't want to live with that all.

Wow ! this can hardly happen in Nigeria because of the strong extended family system. Imagine an Aunt turning away the biological father of the girl This Aunt and Grandmother are not in touch... Happy ending

Touching story

Policewoman: Agwa na, Agwa na rice. I want to eat agwa na rice God save my soul (Eternal, Eternal life, I want to live eternal life, God help my soul, I want to live eternal life..... E.t.c)

soooooooo funny beans and rice indeed

CrownQ: @Op, no, the correct one is: praise the lord, oh sing on sing on, praise the lord.
For me, I sang, HIP for d hip for d hipopo, hipo hipo for d hi-po-po... But my little niece corrected hip for d hip for d hip, po po for d hippopo...
Also, if u'r born in January, come out, and dance, oringoringo apple tree, God bless u! Hahahaha, instead of , if u are born in January, come out and dance, and dance around d apple tree, God bless u.

The correct way of singing both are

Praise the Lord, o sing my soul, praise the Lord.

H I P for the HIP HIP HIP
P O P O for the HIPPOPO
and T A M U S for the HIPPOPOTAMUS,
HIPPOPOTAMUS !
It is aimed at teaching kids how to spell the hippopotamus

Cutekid54: W@ of... Holiday is coming holiday is coming, no more teachers bread no more morning bell goodbye teachers goodbye SHOLa i am going to spend my jolly holiday

we used to sing this way

" holiday is coming holiday is coming,
no more morning bell
no more teachers teach
goodbye scholar good teacher
we are going on
dankeli ya nuna
dankeli ya nuna

Dankeli ya nuna means that potato has ripened


I still don't know how sing three blind mice

Redmosquito: Group hug kwa? Oya in Jesus name! All my lonely enemies, begin to recieve group hugs from all types of snakes, vipers, cobras, mambas. Oya hug! Huuuuugggggg

you got me in stitches! Anaconda nko?

The Dr in clinic matters is Emeka Ossai by name.

Solo is a confused man....do not have words to describe him.

It is only in Naija you will see a pregnant bride wear a white wedding gown with a veil covering her face History tells me that a virgin bride wears white and the veil depicts that the said groom has not consummated the relationship. I marvel at Solo's mistress and Annie Idibia.

NO 5 got me laughing the earlier the better. comes in handy when wifey is pregnant.

NO 14

Cool. Congrats to them all.

Rest in peace Sir. Kachi foo

This is why people die of stress. Are you saying she cannot afford to pay for laundry services and supervise her maids/cooks? Even Proverbs 31 stated that the virtuous woman rises early and divides portions to her MAID SERVANTS (Not one but plenty). A good wife/manager of her home delegates duties except her bedroom duties. Enough said.

i pray she be found in Jesus' name. let the plans of the wicked fail over her life in Jesus' name. Amen

may his soul rest in peace. so sad. I pray God comfort his family. amen

Rattle snake, violated

dick hardener: what are these supposed rays emitting from the mirror called?

LIGHT RAYS

On second thought... the man making a video of the golden eagle soaring the sky forgot to keep his cam and ran to rescue the babe with oh shit for mouth

This is lack words for this. Thank God for delivering that child.

Okija_juju: PICTURE OF President OBASANJO PLAYING HANDBALL



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Baba kan ! soooo funny