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D-source:
Dis post av been really funny can't help laughing thumbs up guys

Still remember my grand mum of blessed memory miss her direly during the tyme she was staying with us one day we had a guest and as they were about to go said we should pray with the TV still on but the volume reduced be4 d prayer we were watching wrestling, but during the prayer my grand mum exclaimed iru adura wo len gba yi, se eni wa la won ki won to no ra won pa ni, meaning (which kind of prayer are u guys praying won't you seperate dis people be4 dey beat dem selves to death) men dat day we 1 laugh die
Still remember wat we did during prayer back then in our house each individual is alloted a day to lead the family devotion, den wen we were still small we do use winners devotional book (maybe our daily bread can't remember d name) men big big grammar full the book den oooooo remember dat we were still small and my dad must not hear you make any error in your pronunciation of words he tinks u shuld know which were almost all words back den so we do get scolded greatly dat is dat wat u can't pronounce , men it was bad till I discovered dat my elder bro do av less/no prob when leadin i asked him how he did it and he told me any paragraph he sees that contains big word he jst skipped it and because it was only 1 copy we av and it was only d person that leads that carry his/her bible men come see skippin wen idey lead sometimes 4rm verse one i fit jump to verse four wen readind d bible daily devotion book nko men dat 1 no get equal skippin paragraphs na understatement 2 wetin i do, gud news was dat we were neva caught sha, maybe dey taught our english pronunciation had improved

Guy the highlighted almost cracked my ribs with laughter. Abeg I dey office o, Did you finally separate Hulk Hogan and Undertaker?

unclebros:
Please does anyone knows if he has released an album or single yet?
The guy is simply awesome, there are few singers in the world that can hold a crowd spellbound like that.

GBAM! Well said. As per album, I don't know. I guess he's taking his time to release a hot one!

My Heroes are Speedy Gonzalez , Jerry

Villians : Ed (Hyaena in Lion King) and Tom.

Did you notice how the contestants stood in awe of him, especially Tolu? Nicholas appears to be calm and more responsible than Mike. I know looks are deceptive but he seems to be a good guy. His song is very mature and professional, very suitable for the international market. God bless him Again and Again!

Guys I feel you! Is he on facebook? I cannot wait to identify as his big fan If he declares he does not have money to release his album, I will invest in him knowing that I will get awesome songs in return. He can keep the profits.

I wish he had a blog or website like most stars in developed countries do.

Guys, gossip or quarrels does not change the fact that Tolu and Ochuko are great talented Musicians.

Unclebros so true. I never regret standing for him in Season 2! He is awesome and stands 6 feet taller than Mike in singing. Did you see how he held every1 spell bound? TY MIX stood till the very end of his performance, BIBI BREW wept She asked for goose bumps and Nicholas gave her a climax I wept too. Believe me, it is not about the final price, I pray God the International community spots him out. I pray people like R. Kelly, Celine and Mc Clukin will do a collabo. God bless him.

Votes or not, Eyo's inclusion in the final six and then winning the 2nd runner up  position has made MTN PFWA to be a big sham. It is a reflection of Nigeria's election where those with the money gets all the votes. Why use the services of good Judges and Faculty Members when the final decision will be left in the hands of the viewers!  MTN should just get Muma Gee, Charly Boy, Eedris Abdulkareem and Dan Maria Jos to be Judges in the next season.

I wish Tolu and Ochuko all the very best in Life.  

Nicholas, though not the winner, still blew people's minds. The audience were held spell bound, BIBI WEPT! Yes, I wept too. I know Tolu and Ochuko will make me proud.

Congrats to Chidinma,Kesse, Tolu,Ochuko and Yetunde.

papa ejima:
I think Chidinma did not look surprised because after Kesse was adjudged to be second, it was obvious to everyone that she would win. It was really between those two but personally, I think KESSE is the most talented. But the results were determined by public voting so we can not always expect the best to win. If your people vote out half a million naira to vote for you during the competition, you would surely end up among the winners even if you sang crap throughout the competition.

GBAM, this explains Eyo's inclusion.

@ Komando7: you are off point. What has titles got to do with one's sex?

Chidinma/KESSE, Ochuko, Yetunde, Tolu.



Eyo shouldn't have made the final six if you ask me. Rhoda and Adebola were alot better.

@ Fred87 Thanks man! I sure missed a lot. too bad.

Guys I missed the saturday show could any1 update me? Please

Amen Bros.

Thanks for the reassurance.

EFE falling 1,2 3,

Even a trotoise participating in the relay race will out run a horse for fear of holding on to it before it explodes!

These adverts deserve several awards. The ''HAPPY FATHERS' DAY' got me cracking with laughter.

Abeg help me ask Na so people dey take fail exam

@ DEELADY : I beg to disagree! Give me the most amazing song to sing and you'll pity the song writer and composer because I will 'murder' the song. A singer's vocals, energy and stage performance makes or mar a song. Chidinma is awesome, not every1 can do justice to the songs her has performed so wonderfully! Did you watch Centage's music talent show? Yetunde is my baby anytime anyday but she canot attain those high pitches which Chidinma sings with ease. Chidinma on the other hand does not perform (as in moves and drama involved) like Yetunde (check out the song in which she moved that couch). I so love her Akingbolahun song.

@ EFEMENA_XY : You must fall for this temptation o by fire by force  

@ CYNTHONEY : Good morning deary! Please pray that EFE falls into temptation   itching for a new joke.

I know a woman who is not comfortable with her husband been addressed by his first name, meanwhile the Guy does not appreciate the 'Uncle,Brother & Sir' thing. So what should one do?

Your sister-in-law has 'complex' issues. What is wrong in addressing her Fiance as ''my brother''? Does it not show that she accepts him? Some women get wahala o. May be she expects her to kneel for him on Facebook. Absolute rubbish!

Be careful lest you incur the wrath of his Maker.

I thought I was the only one

@ EFEMENA_XY : Good to know you've seen it before, I will welcome something fresh and new from you or anyone in this thread. Waiting abeg

@ Chukz4real : Supported! Have you received the parceled Koboko I sent to you?

@ AMYUKA93: Correct guy! I cannot understanding these hating. Chioma is a great actress. I'm glad she voiced out, Why tolerate rubbish from Muma Gee?

@ Cynthoney : Thank you

Jokes apart, people keep saving lives daily in their own little way. Check out Nollywood stories; a sick mother has to be saved hence prostitution, lecturer sef,

@ Xiana: Thank you o, as per saving lives,hmm, I wish I married a blond so that I can threaten to bomb my spouse's village so that an attempt will be made to save lives all the time you know

@Kunbee : Thank you dear.

Teacher Studio CFR give us your own now!

lbotus:
How many years do u think u use in senioring me?

lbotus you no go kill me with laughter I am senior you with five years

Xiana:
Its been long that the sun rose
no
its been long that the morning broke

gbam

Morning has broke since! or It has been long when morning don dawn

Efemena_xy don't just laugh say something.

How about 'How many years are you greater than me with?'

Thanks all, good to know you like it.

@ Pappy4real: Are an Osama?

I am no blond I like your sense of humour