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SO FUNNY !

I'm off to play pranks on someone !

Goldie is soooooooooo I lack words but funny would do. Paste her baby pics in the joke section abeg.

sayso:
No don't ask.ask the UK school why they are stealing our best brains.They have given her an option not to return to Nigeria by the job offer.

No they are not stealing from us because they know what is good and go all out to get it. In Nigeria, she may not be offered a job because she does not have 6 years post NYSC experience , quota system, political affiliation, Man know man etc. Abeg, let her grab the job and make the most of it.

Congrats girl !

jackpot:
^lol! You don't mean it!

I used the free translation online and that was what I got !

ﺍﻟﺰﻣﻼﺀ
ﺻﺒﺎﺡ ﺍﻟﺨﻴﺮ means Good Morning colleagues.

This is a nice thread.

sweetguy10:
I enjoyed my maternal grandma's whip even better .chai that woman sabi beat person oooo but I did enjoy her vegetable soup most . There is a way she cooks it that the aroma alone will increase U̶̲̥̅̊я appetite and to kill it all she do slice garden egg inside it , chai ! If she did not die till I marry I'll take my wife to go learn the art of garden egg mixed with vegetable cooking . I miss ya mama oke ijeun (her nickname )

You got me laughing so lou in my office, you must have been very naughty!

I enjoyed my Maternal Grandma's food more. My Paternal Uncle made it a habit to pay her a visit when ever he travelled home just to have a feel of her cooking. She was always on point. Rest in peace.

hakunajay:
^^^^ Lol, Thanks for the advice but I've outgrown most of my childish thoughts. Although, I'm yet to fancy eating fish heads cos I thought it's gonna bite my intestines, this was actually a trick played on me by my elder sister!

I know u've out grown ur childish thoughts, just teasing !

Ha ! This your elder Sister is really crafty and funny. So she ate all the fish heads while you were growing up? Kai This one is beyond 419 o ! She has to pay

hakunajay:
Back then when I heard, over the news, that people were robbed at 'gun point', I thought 'gun point' is a name of a place and I always wondered why people go there to get robbed knowing fully that many have been robbed there,

I wonder why the Police will not man 'these gun points' to protect citizens from been robbed. Does every state have a place called 'gun-point' ?

Hakunajay that was indeed a strange but funny thought. Please stay clear from gun-points.

Naughty tatafo

Stereotype

tubabie:
Just wondering if a Multinational Company email would have a gmail account has its recruitment email addy? Don't so. . . . . .

to your question, a very big yes! Some Multinational companies would rather remain anonymous and creat special e-mail account for recruitment to avoid flooding of their company webmail with applications years after the recruitment is over.

I got this info from a very reliable source. A word is enough.

Honour well deserved !

Vacancies exist in a Multinational Company seeking to recruit Production Operators and 3rd Engineers. Send CVs to nbg.recruitment@gmail.com

Take heart dear. May the Lord comfort you all.

No.1 Commedian?

I was disappointed to see Kris and Kim, Will Smith and Jada tops the list. ''Before Abraham, ''

Married my first love after 6 years, waxing stronger everyday ! It is all about what you do in the relationship and not the number.

we would have understood your joke if you had interpreted ! I wonder why alot of yorubas think everyother person understands their language.

pls send this to the jokes section. I would not be amazed if he has a hand in this. Commedians !

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Re: Who Or Whom Among The Nigerian Ex Players Do You Miss Most?
« #30 on: Today at 11:18:55 AM »

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I was never a fan of JJ. He's more like a ball juggler.



In order of EFFECTIVENESS, the players I miss most in SE are:

(1.) Sunday Oliseh - Midfield Maestro with a better passing game than JJ

(2.) Finidi George - All his crosses are on point

(3.) Emmanuel Ameneke - One shot, one goal

(4.) Rashid Yekini - Mr Tear the net

(5.) Mutiu Adepoju - Headmaster or Mr utility player - can play centre-mid, left wing, right wing, right back and second striker.

So on point my guy!

I miss Ben Iroha, Amunike, Uche Okechukwu and Sunday Oliseh

Nairaland is even more efficient than our local stations. Up Nairaland. I pray for peace in Nigeria in Jesus' name. Amen

Stonnydrey:
If d said Siasia Invyted u, I will discountry Naija. That mean i should also be invyted.

so hilarious   discountry indeed! Instead send him on exile than carrying out ur hilarious threat!  

I prefer the plumb/chubby Jenny Hudson.

^^

seanmykel:
I used to think babies were formed from the saliva when a man kisses a woman

Not a bad strange thought for a child if you ask me. At least he knows better now.

I was so excited to see 'Gentle Giant' Uche Okechukwu, Okocha, Finidi, Headmaster Adepoju, Ben Iroha and the likes. I miss them jor. I was impressed at the out turn of Bonfere Jo amidst our African International stars that showed up, Kanu deserves it and more. I wish Kanu all the best.  

naijaking1:
That's good PR for his image!

It is not just PR, the guy is just himself ! Just like Donald Duke feeling his Saxophone despite been a Governor. Good for him, especially for not letting this POWER THINGY get to him.

Kanu is loved and respected by many, I cannot imagine people of this calibre turning out in honour of Yakubu or Mikel Obi (I doubt his generation of footballers will accord him that much, time will tell). It is one thing to be a great player and another to have a great personality like Kanu

BRF is not bad for his age. I like his ways !

Ruq:
me too and then i'll be like so the lady's husband gotta wait for 9months b4 he shags?
this is one crazy thought

I thought so too RUG, as a matter of fact, I thought that was the beginning of a Man's extra-marital affairs ! I personally prayed for married couples not to break up when their wives were pregnant. I blamed men for being heartless; getting the wife pregnant and going for someone else. At a point (in my late teens) I reasoned it was because they could not wait until 9 months is over ! NOW I KNOW BETTER !

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Re: A Thread For Nigeria's Firsts
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The (first and only) youngest sprinter to have broken the 10-second barrier at 19 years - Seun Ogunkoya

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The Midst Of It All - Y.A

Was he really 19 years old? I trust our age declaration system

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Re: A Thread For Nigeria's Firsts
« #22 on: Yesterday at 10:52:22 PM »

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@johnie,

Thanx for the extra info on that name. I just love the name. Its also the name of a very special person to me.


*Don't know why I never asked her the meaning. Guess I never bothered to do so.*

tells a great deal of how much she means to you.