₦airaland Forum

Kobicove:
If you want to safeguard your funds just make sure you never use a card linked to your main bank account to make payments in supermarkets and POS.

The best strategy is to have a dedicated card for making payments and never leave more than 40K in it at any given time!

99thEnemy:
“flit the house” is a phrase I have known since I was born used in my household by everyone.

Never knew Flit was an insecticide brand. I thought it is an actual word that means to spray from an an aerosol spray can.

damn! 🤦🏾‍♂️

God1000:
https://thehill.com/policy/defense/4554652-trump-israel-gaza-hamas-war/

advanceDNA:
No additional verification?? So what's the essence of the bill if social media platforms have no responsibility in the matter....

Is it just to throw parents in jail??

advanceDNA:
I'm curious...how will it be implemented.....will pple now use their birth certificate or birth registration number to create an account....

Abi it's the usual nonsense "confirm you are age 15 and above to continue"...

Zxcvbnmghtr:
Lol 😂 we actually capitalize on your FOOLISHNESS to alleviate poverty.


I hope you know that you men have sacrificed for nyash more than you ever did for you mothers as well as have received gifts from which you have never and will never give your poor mums.

AdamuKD:
You are the fool here because you are a bloody terrorist

immortalcrown:
She is bereaved. She is mourning the deaths of her parents and her sibling. Where is your conscience?

Average Nigerians act with sentiments rather than with rationality. Was the VP there to show sympathy or to be worshiped?

Goodday90:
If I was the president,I will make hunting Animals a punishable offence,especially those Animals that are about to go into extinction but you can eat the ones you reared

Fiscus105:
Married woman couldnt describe barber's place for you, but prefare to walk you down to his place like Tommy & Jerry in the streets that 3 of you staying as neighbors.

The act rubbish her husband already, even if you didn't have ulterior motive.

I doubt if you guys normally thinking what people would be thinking and saying when dealing with someone husband/wife

Nvestor02:
Another person lost his life because of the outdated culture of marriage. Men and women of this generation are not meant to be together.

Both of them would be regretting in wherever they are now. May God save us.

They lost their freedom and peace they once had because of marriage... They fight everytime and the society expect them to live like this till death do them apart.

sojisenai:
Trent, as much as I respect you...but money doesn't always guarantee success...if not, what do you say about a typical 'money miss road' Like Chelsea

Management is key, you can have everything and own nothing.

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Chickensoup:
How? Russia doesn't share border with Sweden. They share with Finland.

Watianoengineer:
The solution to this is feeding once daily. Feeding once daily has its advantages as it helps reduces obesity and diabetes. Too much consumption of food is detrimental to our health. Let's try to persevere and endure a little longer as President Tinubu is working extremely hard to fix our economy. His renewed hope agenda and track record in Lagos should give us hope that there is light at the end of the tunnel. Let's support our President and pray God grant him good health as he strives to turn our country into an economic Giant.

Nomerci:
She must have been a rude gal and using her sharp mouth to insult others on campus. Karma na bich.hahahahahaha

Slytiger:
A good governor unlike that former Anambra governor that increased school fees in Anambra by 90%, and said education was not for the poor when he was asked to justify his action.

Preciousese:
Your quite silly,trump is been set up,since when is ones sexual life a problem in presidential election

KingLion007:
It shows you don't watch football mate... It's Porto not Lisbon

InvertedHammer:
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Biden needs to go. His scandals make Trump look like a saint. I am glad that blacks have started seeing through the Democratic shenanigans. They are still using the same tactics of emotions over logic to woo blacks just like in Nigeria where everyone is hyperbolically emotional--bring religion and tribalism into a discussion and logic flies out of the window.
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Botragelad:
You lot know people Carry around power banks even in countries with decent electricity, right?

Imagine you're in a situation where you're flat out all day with no electrical socket to plug in your phone or no time for that, or you need to be on your phone because it's crucial, traveling long distance, and there's no where to plug in. what do you do? Lol


People don't stay put all day, some people are always on the go and use their phone a lot. I don't get the point of this post. So many daft comments. It's like saying why do hospitals use solar or natural gas when there's electricity, well mate anything can go wrong and it's better to be prepared. More like a plan B, that's what power bank is for.

It's called power bank for a reason and don't give me that rubbish that this guy has no proper electricity at home.

AkporsMechanical:
I promise to be very brief.
My wife and I live in a three bedroom flat without paying rent, although we only occupy one room since we don't have much property yet. The owner of the house abandoned the house before now and when we had accomodation issue asked us to stay there. We have been here since last year. However, there is no Geepee tank to supply water into the house. We could only pump water into our little drum when there is light. So I always go fetch water from the neighbouring compounds whenever there is no light which have resulted into several insults. My wife has been dragging me that I must buy a Geepee tank.

My salary as a private school teacher is barely enough to feed us talk more of saving to buy a Geepee tank especially in this economic crisis. In the midst of all these, my wife's phone went bad and needed a new one Just this afternoon, my wife started raining insults on me that I am not behaving like a man at all, that I should have settled down fully before thinking of marriage, that I want to make her go hungry. This was because I told her I would cut off some part of my salary to be saving so I can buy curtain for our room, television and save for Geepee tank. She even went ahead to say I am poor and wretched just because I can't afford her a new phone for now.

Since afternoon, I have refused to eat. My problem here is that my parents love my wife and my parents are far from where I reside. And I don't want to report my wife to my parents so it won't bring disrespect later to her in the future. Secondly, as the first born of my parent,I don't know how my parents will take it if I tell them I don't want to marry her again so they don't have b.p. I am really really confused. The little extra money I get from extra tutorial is what I do send to my two siblings in school even though is very little compare to their needs but at least it is something.

I feel like running away but to where? I truly love my wife but she is regretting marrying me. Please what can I do?

DONSMITH123:
https://punchng.com/ramadan-emir-of-kano-seeks-reduction-of-food-prices/

Emperormartin:
Didn't you guys follow asari dokubo your ijaw brother to vote for Tinubu...

Abeg Mey una pack one side

It's on record that the ijaws especially those from kalabari in Rivers state voted massively for Tinubu.

Tinubu even won in portharcourt town and the entire Rivers state

ElSudani:
Lies.

Shadomaan7:
with Tinubu as president, I am confident that this report will be implemented effectively and efficiently, leading to a more streamlined and efficient government that will benefit all Nigerians.

Yamleg:
Kindly advise me
What do you do anytime your wife gets you pissed?
I just need people's take on this.
My wife doesn't often feel comfortable once she realises that she pissed me off.

Not eating her food means nothing to her.
Not engaging her in bed means nothing to her as well.
We can stay together without talking for more than 2 weeks

I'm just tired of the life I have subjected myself to through her. I'm fed up for real... It's been this way since ages.

What more can I do?

LegendHero:
Lol, all those who are in the business of sponsoring protests have seen that it is not business as usual during the period of Tinubu.

Tinubu strategically handled all items.

—SE: Normally, Peter Obi/PDP and his gangs of Obedient should have been at the forefront of the protest as opposition. But Tinubu played on their psyche. Prop some people up, then they believe joining protest mean they will be part of people complaining about hunger. So strategically, they are working for Tinubu without knowing. Just feed his ego, and an average Obidient lose his sense of reasoning. Even when parents are now killing kids because of extreme hunger in the SE, Obedients online still believe they are not hungry. What an irony.

—Northerners: In their usual game, they don’t have the moral authority to lead a protest because they know Buhari landed us in this mess and during that period, they failed to protest. So how do you sponsor violent protest when you don’t have the moral support?

—SW: Normally, SW don’t usually speak with one voice coz of 60/40 opposition divide and even if genuine people are protesting, Jagaban people also blended with the crowd and declared hunger and hardship induced by the polices of Tinubu. So when Yorubas themselves are speaking up against Tinubu and complaining of hunger, where is the moral support for opposition to lead a protest? How do you lead protest when the actual people you’re trying to fight against are leading it? So there is controlled protest strategically by same SW politicians to water down effect of any other protest in other part of the country.

—TUC and NLC: Jagaban just try to make sure no amount of protest embarked upon by these guys will carry weight. TUC president saw this and baba backed out of the protest and NLC Ajaero who is another Tinubu tool saw his protest failing on the very first day. An almighty NLC couldn’t even win the confidence of the workers anymore. Ajaero is toothless.

—Police: Usually police are always antagonist of protesters. But the rule play is different now. Police are actually the one cheering with the protesters and even going as far as joining them and providing snacks. So psychologically, the protesters see that the government is part of them. Even if they want to be furious, they will use this to give benefit of the doubt.

Now all this point to one thing. Nigerians believe in Tinubu and they have tried in giving him benefit of the doubt. It’s not like the man jazzed everybody, coz with the hard reforms he embarked on and the hardship that follows it at first, NO PRESIDENT can do this without NLC and opposition shutting the country down. ONLY Jagaban can do that and people will still be patient with him.

Lastly, Jagaban should ensure the promised minimum wage and other intervention come fast. This magic might not last long if people don’t see the promise fulfilled. He is so lucky to have even lasted this long with little nation rocking protest.

OKOATA:
These are the authorities; their decision affect all the creations of Ahavah (God), Shafat leads them.

The 24 Elders are the only beings with free will that are under no law. Ahavah made them in the way that naturally they will humble themselves before him.

They were the first living created-creatures/intelligence having a human-like appearance, and they are all males; none of them looks like a woman. In their natural state, their skin are pure-white (like a snow) and have no glowing effect.

However, unlike other creatures of Ahavah, the 24 Elders have no wings or any form of beastly nature. They only have one natural appearance; which is the one they were created and they live at Meltsar;
Members of the 24 Elders are:
Shafat is the leader of The 24 Elders

Another fairy tale. The fact that even intelligent people believe these fables never ceases to amaze me

AMAN, AMATS, ANAH (Bald Headed), BERAKAH, CHEN, CHESED, EMUNAH, GADOL (He is second tallest Elder after Yakach), HADAR, HUPOMONE, KOACH (He is fat, hefty and strong), OSHER, QARA, SHALOM, SIMCHAH, TAHOR, TIPHARAH (He is the most handsome Elder), TIQVAH, TSALACH, TUB, YAKACH ( He is the tallest Elder), YASHAR.

AHAVAH (to all the Elders) I have in you my wisdom, intelligence, and power. You shall have the right to discuss and have meetings with or without my knowledge; moreover, you shall glorify me forever.
Look around yourselves; I place you on wealth, authority, power and all my Kingdoms. (smiles) Boqer is the only star dwelling in Shamayim, I love Boqer and I have kept the POWER OF ORDER with her. Power of Order belongs to me.

You must not touch it, for whoever takes it shall die and perish in Yam-Esh Forever. (smiles) Nevertheless, I know you will never turn against me because I AM LOVE, and peace I give to you. Your praises shall ascend to me forever and you shall govern my cities.

ALL THE ELDERS (off their crowns and fall their faces to the ground. Their garments become whiter as snow and glow. They say in unison) Thou art worthy, O Lord, to receive glory and honour and power: for thou hast created all things, and for thy pleasure, they are and were created. Ahavah then smiles. Shafat tries to raise his right hand and his hand shakes, that he is not able to lift it.

SHAFAT (shaky voice) Holy Father; The Living One, Blessed is your name forever! Please forgive us, for we are troubled at the strength of your presence, if only you can make us survive without trembling in your presence, we shall live, else we perish in your sight. Ahavah closes his eyes and slightly faces down nodding his head, and the screen before him closes.

Then the bright light that was above the Elders goes off. The sky changes back to a big hall in Meltsar. {INT. HALL, MELTSAR} A big triangular table appears before the Elders, they pants while on the ground.

After a while, the Elders begin to stand-up one after the other, wear their crowns and sit on their chairs around the table before them. Their natural skins are as white as snow (pure white powder-like) without having a glowing effect.

nony43:
He is not ready to give up that seat anytime soon.

Aemmyjah:
If you say so

Aemmyjah:
Those who go to heaven are disciples of Jesus and they will rule with God as kings and priests
Babies don't go to heaven

When babies die, they go to hades (Greek), Shoel ( Hebrew) or Hell (English) which is the common grave of mankind


Ecclesiastes 9:5
For the living know that they will die, but the dead know nothing at all, nor do they have any more reward, because all memory of them is forgotten.
10Whatever your hand finds to do, do with all your might, for there is no work nor planning nor knowledge nor wisdom in the Grave, where you are going.

Job 30:23
For I know that you will bring me down to death, To the house where everyone living will meet.

Let's use David's son through Bathsheba

2 Samuel 12:22, 23 KJV
And he said, While the child was yet alive, I fasted and wept: for I said, Who can tell whether GOD will be gracious to me, that the child may live? 23 But now he is dead, wherefore should I fast? can I bring him back again? I shall go to him, but he shall not return to me.