₦airaland Forum

NwaAmaikpe:


Who noticed that only very few of them could write in English properly?

And most of them are graduates of ABU Zaria.

SMH

Is this an English argument thread?

paschu:
I thought it was One Nigeria?

Hear him, he thought it was one Nigeria! When was Biafra Nigerian! You people are seriously sick in the head.

Inanna:
I'll say it, men are scum!
Don't bother quoting me.

I will quote you and you will like it. Women are the bigger scum! Did you truly read the story? Yes you did but not between the lines. You couldn't tell that joy had the whole thing set up but lied afterwards? Imagine pretending to sleep unclad in the sitting room of a business man's house knowing too well he can come home anytime? You think she would've done that if her own sis had no time table for coming home too? Besides, according to her, before the sex romp he used to take her out and spoil her with gifts, why didn't she tell her sis all that before? She pretended to report only cus she needed to be sure he had her back. Rubbish! Women are fucken scum! Deal with that.

hakeem4:
errrm yeah

You see, I nor tell you? Picture and story writer. Wehdon sir!

Op you try, Wehdon! First you got a picture, then attached a story just to test your writing skills. Well you tried, kudos! Pictures of the lady with the "about to be fingered veejay" and the corresponding slaps or... You know the drill

aanexplus:
Look like Photoshop... Ha ha

I tae you. The snake foto and the story are photoshopped.

Ayam not understanding, what has a 1900 traditional stool of an institution got to do with a 2018 democratic dispensation!

ekems2017:
I will only buy of i can call heaven with it.

Na only to call heaven you sabi, to go there, mbanu

Victornezzar:
Ah tank u jawe
dat op just wanted 2 spoil our biscuit bone pronunciation yesterday
Infact d Op deserves dis

Seems the whole issue was generated by lib and that's how rumours get started. But technically, if we consider the brisket part of cattle which contains brittle bones, then such bones can be referred to as brisket bones. On the other hand, all other brittle bones fond in cattle and other stock but not from their brisket areas can therefore be referred to as biscuit bones. This ought to settle this dispute!

twilliamx:
Seems like the trademark of Fulani herdsmen.



hit like if you wish it was the quoted assshole's father.

Forgive him, he's only a child.

NCANTaskForce:
Hit like if you wish it was Buhari

You need go get a life honestly. Has buhari not handed over the affairs of this country to osinbade?? Why can't you let the sick heal peacefully? Go get a life, mbok.

I don't understand why so many people are saying "God cursed here, God cursed there, the people cursed those,..." and so on and so forth when it clearly states in the post that some goggled general put something in Aso rock before yaradua's time. Inasmuch as there may be some pointer there to follow, I know that abdulsalami was there after the general, before obj and before yaradua but nothing bad could be said to have been experienced by Abdul, or did the "otumokpo" wake up after Abdul left? Anyways, the point I'm trying to raise here is, rather than level Aso rock and attempt to rebuild in these times, why not we go beg the family of the goggled General to help afterall the general couldn't have gone it all alone. My suggestion oo, mbok!

connectpoint:
finish it your self...did your ink finish?

Myself2:
OP wetin you smoke, why you dey put mama peace for that list ?? Mama peace wey gallant dey alive.Hmmm as for Buhari,oh well.......

Before this question, why not just try and read the post, it won't hurt, believe me.

shammah1:
What is mama peace name doing there? Was she sick or dead?

Another case of "I comment before I read and after reading, I forgot that I posted nonsense"!

connectpoint:
No the villa isn't cursed.. Yar adua, Buhari went in sick...According to my guys for yonder, Obasanjo sacrificed stella for his third term agenda along with the Bakassi's people's land but his etutu was not accepted..

Pls finish your story.... And badluck Jonathan failed in sacrificing mama piss.... There, finish your story.

LordHiffy:
They actually do look like a couple

Abegi how do couples look?

ShayGirl:
U go fear title na...

"Hot sex scene duo"....

Hahahaha, how you go take click on the topic naa? Even me sef wey hate any nollywood news had to click to see jalade in "hot sex" with whoever!

Sleyanya1:


It hurts so bad, I can say with 99.99% accuracy that the cause of the struggle with the driver was never above N200.

Now a mother of two just lost her life.

Please let's do well to scold and insist that the driver stop his car ( whenever such struggle occurs & you're in the car).

If they won't stop to pay the Tax tout, they should stop for you to come down.

Life no get duplicate.

R.I.P to the Dead.

You have no idea the problems with driver hustlers nd the so called task force agents in akwa ibom. It's a money-spinning exercise for the government agents in the transport ministries. A careful study will reveal that the hunger in the land has rendered a lot of commuters incapable of paying the high rate transportation charges between Uyo and Eket, so they resort to cheaper means and that's where these unregistered park drivers come in to help. These are the normal "kabu - kabu" drivers who prowl the roads providing the easy way out for these commuters. When caught by these task force agents, the fines range between 20-30k! And your vehicle gets impounded for up to a week or so even after payment, not leaving out vehicle looting and vandalisation acts. It's more serious than your proposed 200 naira.

prospero5:
But it also makes people go mad. you can ask Bobby Fischer.
respect to Magnus Calsen, Gary Kasparov.


modified: my best game after football

My best game before futbol! Lolz.

agitator:
Your article said S E X, but headline said mouth action, una try ohhhhhhhh. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Eagle eyes! Kudos and I won't be surprised if the op added that "and throat" to justify his heading. Bloggers ehn!

This info isn't complete. Pls where was the bus coming from and going to, at what time of the morning was "early hours"? This info could help others needing to use that route. Rip to the dead and quick recovery to the wounded.

nabiz:
..and abacha's wife is walking free while they are recovering the husband's loots

At least there's hope she too will walk free as soon as Jonathan's loots are also recovered.

Papiikush:
And the Animalistic behavior continues. That guy might be innocent.

Don't forget that desperate situations require desperate solutions. I have nothing further.

Papiikush:
And the Animalistic behavior continues. That guy might be innocent.

You're right, every badoo member is innocent. Mstchew.

zionmade:
1st paragraph, that is how the church ensures ur spiritual well being. just as a church wont join AS to AS for the fear of reproducing an SS, the church wont join a non tither because they believe his doesnt have financial security in Christ.
ur second paragraph, tell me wat will happen if evans before he was arrested came to church with a brown envelope of 100000 and gave it to support the work of God only for u to find out a week later that a kidnapper gave ur church money, Tell me who should be blamed, or maybe i shud stand before the offering box and ask people how they got the money they wanted to give before u accept it

In both paragraphs you miss the point. You know you've missed the point but you don't care. In paragraph 2, the church as a symbol of christ must never condone the act of stealing. Can you then tell me the justification in not returning the stollen cash after having realised that it was the proceeds of a crime. You defend this fraud of a religious sect so blindly, it may just hurt you.

See me see gobe, so in order to have spiritual well-being, you must by all means reach a hight beyond you, hook or crook? Why not just spell it out to him that he must rob a bank to belong!

Op you remind me of a personal experience with christ embassy back in 2005. I was in church that fateful Sunday morning and after their show of callousness, the pastor's wife took the pulpit to announce the upcoming birthday of her husband with a note that 10 people are needed to contribute to get her husband a Mercedes c class. Now the c class was expected to cost 1.5 million and each person would pay 200k. Now wait for this, there weren't looking for volunteers, they handpicked people and they made the mistake of picking me. I got up as I was called to move over to meet with the group of selected "fools" and we were, while meeting, given a mandate to come up with the cash within two weeks. That was the last time I attended CE. When I heard they charged gate fees at a Christmas crusade, I wasn't surprised.

happyheart:
Poster I am.shocked at you
I am not a member of Christ embassy but I am shocked at some of the things you shared
Firstly.. As a christian you have to give. No one in Christ embassy will encourage you to steal to give. Those who did/do are obviously trying to impress man and not God.
Secondly.. No where ever did pastor Anita accuse pastor Christ of adultery.Google is your friend! She listed abandonment, the fact that several checks on her before she could access master tapes of pastor messages and also the fact that lots of female pastors lived in white house(official residence) of pastor. Not once did she mention adultery.
Thirdly Pastor Chris is not an idol. People respect him and celebrate him. Those who idolizes him do so at their own detriment. Several msgs preached on CDs and in rhapsody talks about sin. The church doesn't condone sin. That you sinned as a leader doesn't mean you were encouraged to do so.
All you did was find fault! In a human institution, you must find faults. But the only snag is that you had to condemn and speak ill of the church. Man you are not born again!!!!!
Even if you go to Mfm or Catholic, you will still find fault.
At this point forget CE, forget PST Chris. Run your own race Oga. Repent!!! Return to God.salvation is personal
Its well with you

... "no one in christ embassy will encourage you to steal to give....."
2 questions :
1. Did you read the comment from a poster that an uncle was denied wedding in CE cause he was owing tithe monies to the tune of 1.2 million naira, and after waiting for over a year and in fervent prayers he had to leave to be wedded in another church and the members refused to attend. Can you open your mind and say that was not an encouragement to steal to please the church and its pastor??!
2. The story of the accountant who stole money from the coffers of Sheraton hotel to give to pastor Chris, why didn't pastor Chris return the money knowing fully well that christ himself as a commandment to mankind, said :thou shall not steal? I remember that incident as I saw on TV where Chris refused to return the money saying the money belongs to God. Again, open your mind and say that was not an encouragement for that theft and for other members to follow suit?
Pls be constructive for once!

Optimist88:
In our days back in the university, most of my guys want to go to CE because you will be welcomed with a 'Holy kiss' from a sexy sister! You're new as a guy, you receive a wet kiss!

Ehn ehn! Omo, see strategy to raise cash in CE! Chai, the devil is a learner.

akagaba:
Op, u are just an agent of darkness sent from the pit of hell against the church but im sorry, u have lost d battle woefully. I command u to return to d pit of hell wher u came from

This comment is highly disgraceful, so unchristian-like. The op is so right about CE and its minions! Go get a life son and learn how to be a Christian.

bigtt76:
Toh! You've said it all. The Church today has become an avenue of theatrical acts and followers hip rather than fellowship. The pastor's word supercedes God's word these days hence we now have pastors being called daddy or mummy.

Their photographs now are a source of protection to our homes or properties. It has become the equivalent to the mark of blood God directed the Israelite to have on their door posts while preparing to leave Egypt.

We blame a religion that kill in the name of their God but the truth is some church members would do same not for their God but their pastors.

Believe you me they kill for their pastors, only that it's not yet reached a high crescendo.

gideoN91:
It takes the grace of God for a man to be satisfied with one woman

Meaning! And you're a man! Na waoh.