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Science/Technology / Re: Giant Scorpion Found In My Wardrobe (Photos) by alasan007(m): 10:48pm On Jun 13, 2020
Tonnyray:
Got stung by one 2 years ago.
That sh!t was fvcking painful.
What did you use to neutralize the venom??
Properties / Re: 19 Buildings In Banana Island Sealed By Lagos Government Over Planning Permit by alasan007(m): 12:43pm On Jun 12, 2020
Well you should know the owner can’t completely be blame they might have register with the wrong organization or got scammed it’s not easy getting approval for building plan getting C of O but I believe potential house owner in banana island should know better but no one knows all
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Celebrates Her 35th Birthday Today by alasan007(m): 9:13am On Jun 09, 2020
Happy birthday to her she’s been doing great work with her foundation so far she’s an inspiration check her out on her IG
Sports / Re: Mohamed Salah Poses With His Daughter (Photo) by alasan007(m): 9:23pm On Jun 08, 2020
[quote author=ghettokid1 post=90454207]
SM10[/quote
Lol I don’t even know the acronyms n you call him Goat � grin shocked grin
Sports / Re: Mohamed Salah Poses With His Daughter (Photo) by alasan007(m): 7:15pm On Jun 08, 2020
ghettokid1:
the deputy G.O.A.T of Africa
So whose Africa GOAT?
Romance / Re: These Are The Stories We Would Tell About 2020 by alasan007(m): 7:36pm On Jun 04, 2020
Lamanii22:
I really don't know if this is the right section for this piece, but I chose to post it here cause this is the section I am most active in...

We will tell them that it was too hard to read the news.

We will tell them that every store shut down at once.

We will tell them that more people lost their jobs in one week than they had in decades combined.

We will tell them that we never got palliatives from the government although it was promised but it never got to most of us.

We will tell them about the empty shelves.

We will tell them of the cancelled weddings. We will tell them about having virtual parties.

We will tell them how we all worked from home or, really, stayed home tried to work when everything was too uncertain to think clearly half of the time.

We will tell them that we quickly learned what “essential personnel” was and we never saw those jobs the same way again.

We will tell them of the kids of the medical professionals who stayed with relatives because their parents didn’t have enough masks.

We will tell them that lives were lost.

We will tell them that more were spared.

We will tell them that, at the beginning, nobody believed it would be this big.

We will tell them how, slowly, we realized we were wrong.

We will tell them that the way that a virus can spread is paralyzingly scary. We will tell them that the world as they know it now did not always exist this way. We will tell them that there was a time when not everyone knew how to wash their hands for 20 seconds and sanitizing wasn’t standard practice and shoes were worn in the house and nobody knew what the phrase “flatten the curve” was or had heard of Wuhan.

We will tell them that what is commonplace now was inventive then.

We will tell them about the helpers.

We will tell them that it was as real as anything could be.

And we will tell them that the recovery was, too.
R u not on IG?

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Romance / Re: These Are The Stories We Would Tell About 2020 by alasan007(m): 7:35pm On Jun 04, 2020
We will them about how scary it is to visit people during the time other distance relative inclusive how boring it eventually be how it made me realize Netflix is a bae grin

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Education / Re: Lagos To Decide Reopening Of Schools In Two Weeks by alasan007(m): 6:12pm On Jun 04, 2020
Cool

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Health / Re: I Am AS And I Am Getting Married To AS by alasan007(m): 6:11pm On Jun 04, 2020
Lamanii22:



Swears... Me too lol

Lol cheesy grin
Travel / Re: The Advantages And Disadvantages Of Living In Lagos by alasan007(m): 2:28pm On Jun 04, 2020
If u no wise for Lagos u no fit wise again Eko ile grin grin grin born n raised in Lagos but now I just go there to flex I love the beach and the nightlife there

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Crime / Re: Uwaila Omozuwa: Protest Rocks Benin Over Rape, Murder Of UNIBEN Student (photos) by alasan007(m): 1:35pm On Jun 04, 2020
Say no to rape but you can say yes to cold Guinness and pepper soup

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Changes His Phone Number, Gives Reason by alasan007(m): 1:57am On Jun 04, 2020
Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

Who gives a fuckkk
Untalented moda fuckker with frog voice
Using too much voice enhancer in the studio
How people manage to listen to his crap songs baffles me
Only Burna boy and 2face got a little talent

Davido can never make my play list

Lol small pikin play list bro u r missing out a lot

My play list will remain like this till the end of time:
The weekend
Imagine dragons
Sia
Burna boy
2face
Katty pery
Passenger
Bruno Mars
Avicii
Twenty one pilot
The Chainsmokers
Dig the kid
Cold play
Khalid
WizKid ( balogun the big boy anyday anytime twice on Wednesday)
Maroon 5
Calum scot
John legend
Selena Gomez
Post malone
Ellie Goulding
Christiana aquilera
A great big world
Rita ora
Clean bandit
Dua lipa
Martin garixx
Major Lazer
The night
Edsheeran
Taylor swift
One direction
Lewis capaldi
Sam smith
Ariana Grande
Kehlani
Billie eilish
Camilo Cabello
And some head bangers like future, migo, quavo, big Sean, Nas, tyga, french Montana, whizkhalifa, lil Uzi vert, Eminem, jcole, Kendrick Lamar, young thug, 21 savage, Travis Scott, Gucci mane, kid cud, g easy and Bros drake

Crime / Re: George Floyd: Mercedes Cars Damaged As Rioters Vandalise Showroom (video) by alasan007(m): 6:20pm On Jun 02, 2020
tianshie:


Pity the insurance company. Dem go vomit all the money the company don dey pay these years.
If you want to file for claim how would you report this theft, fire accident or what? grin angry grin angryWell If na 9ja insurances that’s not how it works
Crime / Re: George Floyd: Mercedes Cars Damaged As Rioters Vandalise Showroom (video) by alasan007(m): 4:36pm On Jun 01, 2020
Damn mehn this is unlike the United state we all know it’s really getting outter hand this is becoming politically motive democrat and republicans bad pass APC n PDP I pity the dealer

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Celebrities / Re: Forbes Says Kylie Jenner Lied About Being A Billionaire, She Reacts by alasan007(m): 7:05pm On May 29, 2020
Who go kan settle this matter now as everybody don busy de settle matter everywhere grin grin wink

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Romance / Re: Share Your Weird Experiences When You Went To Buy Contraceptives. by alasan007(m): 11:13am On May 29, 2020
Makes me remember one funny encounter I had there’s this girl that spent the night with me had just one pack of gold circle we ran out of it at night then in the morning wanted to have a quickie before she left na xo my neighbor too no get o come see as I de find condom up and down for early Morning ard 7 most of the pharmacy around haven’t open yet had to go to next street the women I asked the woman just burst to laugh loud ni o say this early morning na wetin I wan use patronize her b dis me just born face last last I bought malt and milk join am sha the girl self de laugh wen I came back grin

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Romance / Re: Marry A Woman Who Knows How To F*ck And... by alasan007(m): 3:40pm On May 28, 2020
Lol this guy sha
Family / Re: Seeing Dead Aunty In My Dreams Repeatedly. I Need Any Solutions Please by alasan007(m): 2:39am On May 28, 2020
Roseey0:
I read it all.
Unfortunately, your post is filled with hatred, envy, comparasion , and what not.
You are trying so hard to conceal it but it's obvious.

You need to let go.

Lets start with your mum. She knew she couldnt give you the kind of life your uncle gave you, thats why she gave you out in the first place. Thats love and not wickedness.
I agree she could have been more no doubt, but lets just say it's inferiority complex and again, she may not really understand how important mum to child relationship shapes a child. But trust me, giving you out to this kinda of life you lived before you were returned was way better and she did it out of pure love.
You need to go hug her right now and create that bond that is missing.


Then to you Uncle and Aunty. You hurt this ones so bad. So so bad. You dont see it but i can see it from your write-up and thats exactly why they returned you at 17. You allowed envy and comparison to enter your head plus youthful exuberance. They saw it all. They knew they couldnt continue to go out of their way for an individual that wont appreciate their efforts. The moment they decided to return you was the day they washed their hands off you. And i blame you. You cannot be comparing yourself with their children. You cant be doing things their children do and get away with it because they dont owe you anything. The least you could have done was be a very good child so they can be encouraged to continue to train you . Show them you are a prospect. And not coming home with poor result and expecting them to embrace you because their own children too weren't different. No. Never. They owe their children not you. They will only spend money on a prospect not a block head and a disobedient one at that. Thats why they returned you.

Every other thing that happened after you left their roof has nothing to do with them. Like i said, they washed their hands off you the moment they returned you.

...
You wont stop seeing your Aunty because she is pained. To her, you will remain a bad person because thats how she saw you till she died and it pains her so much because she gave you the best while you were under her roof. You joined your people to tag her a bad woman, even when you have lived with her for years. You abadoned her when she needed you. Ordinary visit sef embarassed
She died with that pain.

...
I feel pained on her behalf ... embarassed
You should be a therapist this is the best respond the Op deserve kudos to you sis I’m sure you r highly intellectual and you are appreciative the Op is full of hatred, bitter, entitlement and he’s a wicked fellow how could you neglect someone that trained you from 5 Yrs old up to waec level I feel like punching the op you even attended private Sch they gave you things your biological mother couldn’t afford yet you blamed them I’m sure if this op was doing below their kids he would have harm them pls Edit this thread it’s full of hatred!!!

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Family / Re: Seeing Dead Aunty In My Dreams Repeatedly. I Need Any Solutions Please by alasan007(m): 2:28am On May 28, 2020
Professorcplus:

Not moved by your last statement though. I read your write-up twice and I never see where your uncle and his wife gone wrong. He sponsored you to the point of enrolling for waec exam and you developed hatred in your mind towards his family because of silly excuse.

Even if he sponsored your uni, you will still tagged his a bad person for not securing you a "good job". Quote me.


I repeat, you need to develop a positive mental attitude in your behaviour, thought and speech and never portray them as an antagonist in your story but instead focus more on your challenges and how you overcome it despite all odds to motivate someone and even your "future" kids.

Only if you hear other's people worse experience and yet they never form hatred to people involved. Remember what goes around comes around. If you postulate a harmful belief among your circles, sooner or later, your will be in their position and they will use same belief on you.

Count your losses and celebrate your victory.

Can you see how ingrate some ppl are he still has the balls to paint those family bad I’ll always say it it’s a bad idea to try to raise an extended family some ppl have this mumu entitlement beliv as if they owe u shit
Romance / Re: Finally, I'm Going To Do This Risky Thing... [Picture] by alasan007(m): 4:56pm On May 27, 2020
ZINIBANKS:

Bro you sabi that ectrum I wan put money but someone say na those Miners dey use am say I no fit Sabi am
My question be as I get the wallet I fit put like 5k for there and if he don moon I go just remove am
Abeg enlighten me more from your comment he be like say you sabi am
Lol u mean 5k dollar or Naira
Romance / Re: Finally, I'm Going To Do This Risky Thing... [Picture] by alasan007(m): 4:54pm On May 27, 2020
ZINIBANKS:

I think when it's falls that's when someone should buy it
Yeah that’s the best time to buy it it’s at rate of 8k plus as at today that’s not really a fall tho
Romance / Re: Finally, I'm Going To Do This Risky Thing... [Picture] by alasan007(m): 4:03pm On May 26, 2020
BTC is not that risky atleat you’ll always have access to your money but if you really wanna invest in btc now is really not the best time to start now is the best time to sell I’ll advice you to take a chill I love BTC but you must always learn how to look away and to train your mind to be calm you will always realize your money back eventually if not double self but Dipp too de o grin grin
Properties / Re: Please Help. My Apartment Is Being Haunted By A Ghost. by alasan007(m): 11:37pm On May 21, 2020
Akanoaaa:
Nothing serious here, its common especially if she was someone that like you when she was alive. She's just trying to get your attention. Ghosts fears living souls the same way we fear them. Whenever she start disturbing again, just call her by her name and tell her that you are not the one who killed her and she should look for her killer elsewhere and she should stop disturbing you and anytime she repeat the same thing again she will see your anger and she will not like whatever you will do to her. Just say all that with bold voice, I promise you she will never disturb you again.

Lol seriously you want the op to threaten a ghost lol grin

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Politics / Re: Why Buhari Doesn't Wear Face-Mask - Lauretta Onochie by alasan007(m): 8:21am On May 18, 2020
truthfulparrot:
I am waiting for any policeman or task force operative that will arrest me for not putting on a face mask when I am inside my car.
I will just tell them my car is a safe environment.

If you r alone in the car it’s not necessary U wear one I don’t wear face mask too when I’m alone in d car but if you have company you’ll definitely be arrested if you don’t wear it
Romance / Re: (NEW)* Truth Or Dare: Only For The Brave (18+) !!! by alasan007(m): 8:10am On May 18, 2020
zedegit:


Are you married?
Nope not yet...r u male or female cheesy grin
Romance / Re: (NEW)* Truth Or Dare: Only For The Brave (18+) !!! by alasan007(m): 12:23am On May 18, 2020
Truth grin grin cheesy
Romance / Re: What Happened Between My Girlfriend And My Mother by alasan007(m): 8:02pm On May 17, 2020
See bother boda wey mumu ☺️��don’t worry she will soon break your Tv or plate on your head you are weak!!! and a big disgrace to manhood asslicker woman wrapper

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Romance / Re: I Have A Serious Problem Concerning My Relationship With Women. by alasan007(m): 7:49pm On May 15, 2020
Aivydouglasik5:
yeah another typical example is Niklaus in The Originals
Lol nope Nick is not like that he’s just paranoid and insecure he loves his family to death especially his daughter Hope but the op said he doesn’t feel empathy even nick feels remorse after doing bad thing
Nairaland / General / Re: Help: I Think I'm Too Soft For A Man That I Am by alasan007(m): 9:47pm On May 14, 2020
Being soft hearted or being considerate doesn’t make you weak bro you r normal but to some people you r weak cheesy grin

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Romance / Re: Could This Be The Effects Of Depression by alasan007(m): 6:09pm On May 14, 2020
macnino399:

I've seen a doctor and he told he it's cause of the depression and that it'd heal with time... And it's just a mild palpitation
Then you don’t need to stress over it anymore the more you stress over it the more your brain play tricks on you stay blessed

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Romance / Re: Could This Be The Effects Of Depression by alasan007(m): 5:38pm On May 14, 2020
Don’t stress yourself much for now stay away from football or race anything that would require you to gasp for breath don’t do it and try to eat a lot of fruit

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Romance / Re: Could This Be The Effects Of Depression by alasan007(m): 5:36pm On May 14, 2020
macnino399:

Yes I do
Sometimes
You need to go see a doctor bro before it gets serious if you don’t feel all that I’d have said it’s normal

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