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Frank or whatever you call yourself, I think you need your brain re-examined. |
jashar:Are you from planet Jupiter? These are the Ex Big Brother Nigeria stars. Efe won the N25m + an SUV. Welcome to Naija baby. I hope you know Buhari is still the president o. |
So make we pound egg? This one self na news. I beg make I drink my kunu jare. ![]() |
This one na story for the gods o. Me I am not understanding. Ojukwu should come out from his grave to defend this o. |
When the villagers hardly eat 3 square meal a day. Some of them go hungry for days. Here you have some naïve, gullible and old fashioned people sacrificing 2 huge life cows that could feed the entire village to a water goddess of some sort. God help this country. |
I cant stop laughing . So if she dates 20 men all their faces will be all over her body.? I wonder how she will look like? A walking zombie. |
Omo, this Otedola funny o. They guy no wear even bathroom slippers. Na bare foot. Okay come look at his T-shirt. Na poor man go dey make noise up and down. Them go dey shout, DO YOU KNOW ME. |
What would she have done to warrant such treatment as death? I am not understanding o ![]() |
Oga President, you try. So make we South West, South South and South east go live for North so that your blood sucking demons in the name of Fulani herdsmen and Boko Haram will kill us to reduce our population. You try well. For me I will not step my foot in the North. Abi for bible you no hear say FEAR NORTH? |
That is the more reason I refused to watch football. These players are making their millions of $, £ and EURO while we are here killing ourselves over who wins and who lost. RIP man. Tell baba God say you die for sake of football. |
This man is more popular than BUHARI. See the crowd. Soldiers and Police just dey look like zombie wey them be. I believe they are also enjoying the show. What a shame. |
My guy I feel for you badly. I cant even leave my girlfriend with my best friend to cross the road to buy a bottle of beer. It is that bad with a country where KONJI has eaten up all the young men. My guy if you live alone tell her to stay with you otherwise look for a female relation that she can stay with. If you allow her stay with this guy, you have lost her completely. You said she will be in a separate room under the same building. Even if she lives at the end of the street the unspeakable will still happen. The good Lord is your strength bro. |
debeo:AHD 76 EL - AHOADA in Rivers State. ![]() |
debeo:It is a Nigerian number. It starts with the alphabet AHD which stands for AHOADA. |
The second picture reminds me of Macbeth and the 3 witches ![]() |
This Fadairo guy no get swag at all. All women know is money. You do not need to touch her breast and buttocks in public. That means the man is not matured. All you need to do is approach her and tell her you like her and would like to be her friend. If she turns you down approach her another day and buy her something you know she really likes. After that ask for her account details and transfer maybe for a start N50k. My friend you do not need to beg or touch. She will give you every part of her body for free ![]() |
Our Olosho's marrying whites since 1802. See Garlic breath kissing |
Sorry bro for the loss of N100k. This is the Nigeria we live in today. That is why Kanu calls it a ZOO. You should not have transferred money to them. All you should have done was to ask them to take you to their police station and contact your lawyer if you want to go legal. If you want to do it the rough way, just call your soldier friends from the rank of Colonel and they will give the policemen the best treat they ever bargained for. |
This Anita bum bum has virus o. Men please be aware. If you want to insert from behind make sure you have the latest ANTI-VIRUS installed in your flash drive. ![]() |
Treasure1919:How do you want the bum bum to be smooth after going through rough terrains and bad weather . You think it is easy and we have a lot of them out there roaming the streets looking for who to complicate his life. |
Useless jobless boy. Look at his face. I believe when in 1984 when Buhari took over from Shagari in a bloodless coup he was not yet born. Now he wants to admire a man that he never saw in power till he won the 2015 election. So how does he know Buhari is the messiah when actually he has never heard or seen Buharis past achievement as a military dictator or as the chairman of PTF where millions were squandered. |
eezeribe:You be woman? How you take know say in some cases it is 100% painless. Abi you dey use sedative on the babes. You be bad guy. I sight you from afar. ![]() |
FRSC officials should be made to carry arms o. They are taking a lot of risk doing the work of the police and immigration. |
God help us. See half nude babes. This is worst than Sodom and Gomorah. |
This one self na news? Even my tap for house dey run hot and cold water. ![]() |
After they come back to Nigeria, they will be spending dollars like it was not well earned. They will even take over your girlfriend. I beg let them sweep wella. |
Until they will kill a high ranking police officer and his family, that is when the Police will swing into action. Just because it hasn't reached them yet they are handling this matter with kid gloves. RIP to the dead. Every mans judgement day will come one day. Kwantinue killing. |
When a serving high ranking military personnel starts dinning with politicians, you know that there is trouble in this country. May God help us in this country. |
pzmedia:If you ask me, na who I go ask o? |
Caustics:Are you also a native doctor? |
I think I should be moving about with a bottle of water. Before I toast any girl I will ask her to wash her face first make man no go carry masqurade. ![]() |
rheether:See your wicked heart. I will tell your boyfriend or husband to be very careful with you. |
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. So if she dates 20 men all their faces will be all over her body.? I wonder how she will look like? A walking zombie.
