₦airaland Forum

Inception:
with Primera rear bumper

I cant stop laughing. Nairlanders, with una bad mouth. Nissan Primera rear bumper indeed. So the car should be called BMW Primera

Ehen, so she don turn star over night like Olajumoke.

princeonx:
Cossy make you try yam, that cucuwhatever can't cucumb you lol

I cant stop laughing

What is wrong with this Lilliputian? Is he the Sports Minister? What business does he have with footballers training. Economy is upside down and recession is biting the common man very hard. Instead of him and his dull boss to solve the country's problems he is visiting. God is watching you all in 3D.

Buhari is a magician and miracle worker. Under his regime and recession boys dey discover their talent

Nnew:
I no accept this result because the man of God Prophet TB Joshua saw prophecy that a woman will emerge as US president. Am on my way to Synagogue to get the final result. What the man of God said must come to pass, if na rigging we go rig am to achieve this prophecy.

aisha21w:
So in this Buhari era, if you want to buy a car you will leave your brain at home abi?

As it is accidented you can come with your 50k Na, come and buy..

Nigerian Army na human being o. Them get wife and kids. Na who want to die. They do not know the creeks very well. If they had gone that night to confront the militants, the militants would have killed all of them. We do not want to loose more soldiers. We just lost some in the North and a high ranking officer for that matter. They are learning from Lt Col Abu's mistake.

See wetin Roger don cause. I feel good. They should kill themselves for all I care. This was how the POLICE came to my area last week Sunday and started arresting anyone they see on the road. I was on my way to buy fuel for my generator when they nabbed me I managed to escape. I heard each person they arrested bailed himself with N20k each. They do this whenever the DPO is broke. he sends his boys out to arrest innocent and law abiding people to raise fund which they later share amongst themselves. God has caught up with them. More will continue to die. I bet that money they were fighting for was cursed before the person handed it over to them.

Commissioner of Police, your boys too dey smoke am o.

This is misplaced priority. This is not the work of the Police. This is the work of NDLEA. The Police should be out there fighting crime. Chai see Igbo, people money don waste. They said we should diversify from Oil and we went into agriculture but they come and destroy our crops. Too bad.

Na one politician buy am for her. Politicians like Dino Melaye etc. My dear use what you have to get what you want.

Osadolor, why you fall my hand. Your fellow Yahoo boys dey defraud people of millions of Naira and dollars. Your own na $250.00. Chai you see your life. Now you go spend 18 months for zanga.

slimthugchime:
i hope the dogs can perform better than their human counterparts

At least the dogs will not collect bribe or stand by traffic light to look for those who beat the light or shoot an innocent man and claim it was accidental discharge or arrest an innocent man and take pictures of him with guns and items claiming he was an armed robber.

Christane:
dis woman seem immortal even at 40 or z it 41 she stil luk so pretty n young ...who ever say money z nt everythng shud stay broke.

Na wetin you dey talk? Na make up. Make she go wash off the make up you will see the wrinkles and old age showing. Make over in action

Bekwarra:
Buhari is the greatest president in the history of this country. He has eradicated corruption, decimated Boko haram, massive infrastructural projects all over the country, the economy is booming more than ever. All hail King Bubu

Are you okay? Is this an irony or metaphor?

Did I just see 70m or 7m. Jesus, I am about to get a seizure. In this recession with 70m my life will be transformed No wonder one man committed suicide when his Range was involved in an accident and went up in flames.

Jalinco:
Very very sad @ how the elderly men are marrying babes with correct chest and we boys are marrying women with anacondorous chest. Daris God o

My guy I dey feel your pain. Me too I am not happy o. Let us protest to Buhari.

This guy think say na only him get prick abi. Just marrying other young men's future wives.

It should be extended to Federal level so people like Dino Melaye and his cohort will know the different 12 and half a dozen.

Na Soja catch una? Una own don finish.

Kingsize Cassava

Karashika short devil

So up till now this foolish President never buy new equipment for Army to fight Boko Haram. I think they were blaming GEJ that he could not fight Boko Haram. What happened to the huge budget they padded? These politicians go kill us o. Playing with peoples lives. I thought they said Boko Haram has been technically defeated. Lies everywhere. Liar Mohammed, you see your life.

Sharp guy . Na spiritual things nah

When you are not married to a man and have a baby for him you are known as a BABY MAMA.

See as your body full with local and cheap tattoo drawing. How man no go break your heart. Which man want to remain with a woman looking like a mafia and head of a local gang.

No wonder the car is sitting on the ground. Na which road them want to drive am. I hope not in Nigeria because we no get roads o.

This guy is just stupid and childish.

This man knows what he is doing. he has another agenda unknown to APC and PDP.