₦airaland Forum

This EFCC should leave our MMM alone o. They have enough work chasing the politicians that stole our National cake o. What is their problem self? Buhari has made a lot of Nigerians jobless and this MMM is like our only salary every month. All the promises APC made were fake. EFCC want make boys enter street protest for their head abi?

What if Sambo Dasuki is picked as the next Sultan. Will PMB release him and drop all charges? This is a very good question and if you ask me na who I go ask?

Na only for Nigeria the moon come close to any high rise building.

Witches dey use her stomach for night meeting Those are items they use over there in the coven

Presido Bubu, you dey hail the man now that he is dead but you held his son in captivity even after court said you should grant him bail. Na Allah and God go judge you depending on the one you dey serve.

littlewonders:
Did anyone expect less from them. They'll always be the people who can change statement to suit their bucket of evil.

Anyways, that's that. On the other news:


IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM THE SENATE

Happy Tuesday Pals!
I stumbled on this beautiful government policy that is worthy reading and applying for.......

Relief for everybody:
Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, the Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment.

This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the Government to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination).

Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers).

A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the Government deems appropriate.

Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).

Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the Government.

Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much poo (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The Government has always prided its self on the amount of poo it gives our citizens.

Should you feel that you do not receive enough poo, please bring this to the attention of your Congressional Representative,
who has been trained to give you all the poo you can handle.

Sincerely,

The Senate committee on Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.)

Eleyi kolewerk in the private sector but should be applied to government officials and politicians o.

Was this car used by a lady? If yes, I will like to see that Lady before I put price on the car.

Some passengers go don piss and shit for body. Chai, I had a nasty experience with BELLVIEW. A Muslim man sitting next to me shouted JESUS CHRIST when the plane made a crash landing at PHC airport during OBJ regime. No be small laugh after we got off the flight. This is to tell you JESUS CHRIST IS LORD.

NwamaziNwaAro:
BEN MURRAY BRUCE is a hypocrite...

And what are you? Are you better off. You are just a religious bigot or I will say fanatic.

What is the cost for this beauty?

6 months jail term for stealing a phone and our politicians loot billions of naira and dollars and are walking free. Nija I hail o.

This na person wife o. She don collect 3 days marathon sex wey the husband no fit give. Chai, cheap scam. Woman get sense.

Why are some women this gullible? Maybe she was hypnotized.

Look at them, with Tattoo on their ankles. Karashika in the making.

Buhari and your cohort, keep creating panic. You have destroyed all that Jonathan worked for. You appointed the wrong people as Ministers and advisers. God is watching you all.

Fela wear only undies, una no complain. Please leave Solid Star alone. it is his life.

It took you 10 days to count the N1.2b. Was it done manually by hand or with a counting machine? If it was done with a counting machine it cannot be up to 10 days. This is number 1 lie.

beautiful232:
I don't believe in this at all....Cause you can still meet a good single guy...and he will treat you so right and love you too

who says married men are romantic


ha ha ha

I am married and very romantic o. Romeo dey learn where I dey.

Mimzyy:
6. ...because He lied about his marital status and she fell for it hook,line and sinker.

Baba, please do not eat that date palm o. It is very sweet and can lead to diabetes.

Bolustic:
GEJ is just trying to stay relevant these days.

Won't be surprised if he congratulates Biafrans for the victory of Trump

I think what GEJ has done is not bad. Anybody can send a condolence message. Is it because he was an ex president? If he does not talk, people will complain, if he talks people will still complain. Please let this man alone let us face the economy that is in recession.

patriotic9jaboy:
Bunch of hypocrites. Governor wears italian shoes but goes about fooling himself by advertising an Aba made shoe he cant wear on his Dog. Other governors in the east patronizes Hyundai and Nissan cars for their official uses but expects angels to come down from heaven to patronize Innoson. Even the owner of Innoson drives a Range Rover. Clowns

My brother tell them o. It is just like the CEO of TOYOTA driving a MERCEDES BENZ.

Everything in this country is fun fair. To deliver shoes that you can send through KONGA. Do you have to throw a party, call pressmen and make big announcements? I tire for this country called Nija. Cheap publicity stunt.

Berlynn:
he is my dream boyfriend someone please contact him for me


i have found my missing rib

You no talk of dream husband na dream boyfriend. My dear get real

Berlynn:
Hmm i don't like it sha

One mans meat is another mans poison. I agree with you. I do not like it either.

Who is this Kunta Kinte?

Is this Shekau guy high on Oshogbo weed? He thinks USA is Nigeria. I wish him good luck.

Well, we have said this before, you have to fight to protect your farmland and community. Chase these herdsmen away. The governor is dining with the devil. His hands are tied. I love Fayose for his actions against these Fulani herdsmen.

Thisis2raw:
I don't really understand why FG don't want to take this fulani herdmens menace serious

This is because the leader of the herdsmen gang is your President

How much for the Tokunbo?

Urukpe:
Are u insinuating that nigeria universities are more safer than Canada universities?

He did not get killed inside the University campus but in a BAR. Yes most Nigerian Universities are safer. All depends on the role you play. If you decide to hold God and avoid all too many friends as that may lead you to join the wrong gang.