₦airaland Forum

This Linda take style fine sha. Wizboy abi na Wizman you call yourself, I beg leave Linda alone o. You self don dey old. We go soon change your name from Wizkid to Wizman

Fayose is a comedian. Buhari went to beg for loan while Fayose went to solicit for technological transfer. Which is better? Loan that we cannot pay back in the 5 years or technology that will benefit our future generations that we will not have to import certain goods and services.

One stupid electrician don use the car do experiment. So fire service no dey Douala? Them leave car to burn to ashes?

Ogbanje babe

Why she no upload when the hubby dey bang her for bed. Oloshi, Iranu

The one in the middle is my crush. I wish I could take her as my wife. The only problem I have is cash. These my vampire girlfriends sucking me dry from the little wage I earn.

Too much Mary Kay on the girls face. Looks like a Barbie doll.

That is why I stick to my Catholic church o. All these new generation churches dey fear me o. Some even use horse whip to flog you under the name of deliverance. Make una fear God o. End time pastors.

Hmmmmm, I just dey laugh in pidgin English. Fayose self. See as him embarrass everyone including himself for Nigeria. Chai there is God oooooo.

The way people lie these days. They do not have the fear of God in them. Even people in high places lie like my 7 year old son. God will surely expose all of them one day.

It is okay now. We have seen your generosity. What you have done is normal as you were voted there to ensure that the people you represent are well taken care of.

Well, I have nothing to say here. You all voted this dumb ass as your president. So swallow it and manage him till 2019.

Are we paying in dollars or naira? This kind of car is too expensive to be advertised on Nairaland o. Baba God, please bless my hustle so I can buy this kind of car o.

The only thing that is constant in life is CHANGE.

Chai, why I go open this thread self. This guy don kolo o. Na senior madness be this.

Singing........ Fine girl, better pickin, e be like say she go sabi the tin. Sexy girl.

Buhari, you and your Fulani herdsmen should just please kill everyone in Nigeria so you can rule an empty country. Instead of you to face the problems in the country, you go to China to talk about pipeline vandals. Is this our major problem? Apart from the one blown up in Forcados, which other pipeline has been blown up. Your APC and PDP members are the ones blowing up the pipeline to make it look like it is the work of Niger Delta militants.

Your Army will only kill innocent and defenceless villagers going about their normal and legal life while the politicians responsible for the pipeline destruction are right there with you in Abuja eating, drinking, laughing and stealing our money.

I am still watching APC. If this new is true, then congrats to Buhari and Kachukwu. But 90% of what comes out from APC are lies, so I am looking at them with one eye closed until I see the refinery in PHC myself working.

Na now day break for Buhari side. He has been sleeping for 10 months. Mr President, I beg you with the name of God, please come back from China and try to stay in your country for at least 1 year before travelling again to fix all these problems o. We have not had light for 2 week in my area, no water for 2 weeks, no fuel for 3 weeks, everything in the market has gone up.

This is the CHANGE you all voted for. After all in the North little children came out in thousands to vote for BUHARI. The same man you voted for is now killing you. Why complain? During GEJ's regime you don't get to witness such things. I respect GEJ. He is a perfect gentleman.

She does not look like a girl to me. She is a full grown woman. I think she is physically or mentally challenged. She is also malnourished. She should be taken to NTA and shown on the TV and later taken to the Police for safety because all these useless weed smoking boys sleeping around that Onikan area are not friendly at all. May God guide her and direct her path.

Me, go join Army? I dey mad? Make one ISIS or BOKO come take me do suya. God forbid. I wish you guys the best of luck o. Life is too sweet and precious.

This is good news and congrats to the CJ for this amnesty. Please free more of them so we will have enough space to accommodate DASUKI, METUH, and all the PDP and APC thieves. Most of these inmates are innocent of the crime that they are convicted with. But my advise to the newly freed inmates, the town is very rough now o. No water, No light, no job, fuel is fluctuating. Today you see fuel, tomorrow it is scare. Inflation is on the high side. May the Good Lord give you all the strength and grace to adapt to the new Nigeria of CHANGE.

Is this a real photographed picture or a painting. Abi my eyes dey play tricks on me?

Men, these girls are looking chubby and well fed than those of us who are free and walking the streets. Nigeria with stories. Me I do tire self. Make I go drink my Lassa flakes (garri) with groundnut.

For this fuel scarcity na him this stupid woman dey waste fuel. End time landlady.

Look at all these small boys. Wasted youths of our generation. Look at the one in yellow picking his dirty nose. Useless youth of Nigeria.

By the time this girl or woman go born 2 kids, she will double this size. That time the man go dey see clearly. Na that time the man go dey see agbani derego for road.

Show us the engine, interior, dash board and front of the car. What year is this car?

Take a clear and clean picture of the engine and interiors. Let us see the ODO. You need to be strong to sell your car on Nairaland my good friend. Nairalanders have bad mouth and they are all scientist who do research all the time. They do not sleep like bats.

It was by the Grace of God that I was able to sell my AUDI A6. I was even labelled a SCAMMER. So you must have a very strong shock absorber and patience with these people. I wish you good luck with your sale.