₦airaland Forum

One day, EFCC will arrest my Rottweiler dog for eating too much dog biscuit and can food.

Hmmmmm.......... who amongst them in that meeting room has not sinned should cast the first stone. We all know it is to give Saraki a soft landing in the CCT hearing come March 10th. This is Nigeria where anything can happen.

Chai, abi no money to buy foreign hair again?

Igbo Kwenu. We have a finance minister and CBN governor who don't know jack why the naira has been devalued. An ordinary business man comes out of the blues to tell us that he can stabilise the dollar and naira and knows why we have this artificial rise.

I am watching this Nollywood home video in 3D.

The story says the thief is the Store man at the IDP. Na where him dey work him go chop. That is why it is called "WORKSHOP". You cannot work at NPA and expect to collect salary in Julius Berger.

With all the money Moro stole he is so black and looking thin and ill-fed.

This rape story maybe a setup to undo this young man working for ExxonMobil. Why do they have to include the name of the company where he works if this is not a setup. Did the company rape the 14 year old girl? This is an individual matter and should be treated like that.

When the girls rape the men, no one hears about it or go to court. Are you telling me that men don't get raped by women, of course they do.

Most girls are also the cause of rape. They dress indecently on the streets to attract the opposite sex.

Did I hear someone say that we have people like COPORAL FREEMAN OGELE in the "NIGERIAN POLICE"

If Buhari no travel to Saudi, he will not receive this kind of temptation. It is like the Devil. He gives you something and take another thing from you.

In the first place, why will Dullardino Mumuhamido Buhari replace the DSS operatives with these dumb soldiers? He thinks this is 1984 when he was a military dictator?

How can they arrest a Police for unlawfully possession of fire arm. Are they not the ones supposed to carry guns whether licensed or not. Wahala dey o.

The guy above me who said Death by Slapping got me laughing and rolling on the floor. The palm of the executioner must be made of steel.

Ebube, you dey thank baba God half naked. These girls of nowadays una get liver o. No single fear for our eye again.

This lady makes me proud. She is so wonderful. Her hubby is a lucky guy.

How can this crazy guy come on Nairaland to advertise Illuminati? I am totally shocked. I thought these things were done in secret. Na wa o. I do even forget to comment on Rukky Sanda fine bum bum self. Haba some people no dey fear God oooooooo. Vanity upon vanity. At the end of the day na six feet them to bury you without all these wealth.

This is structural engineering which is the 1st phase. The 2nd phase is to design the type of engine to us on these planes and the 3rd phase is to make them fly and land. My guy you have a long way to go. Good skills.

Vanity upon Vanity. What shall it profit a man to gain the whole world and loose his soul. Davido, please repent and stop displaying your wealth to the world. When they kidnap you, you will know Oil Mill market is every Wednesday in PHC.

No go Mushin or Bariga with that watch for your wrist o otherwise boys will remove your arm.

This is not about money but maturity. As you grow older, your appearance takes a different look and shape. You dress and act more maturely.

The same law made by Police is now catching up with them. You need a Police report to treat a bullet wound or accident victim in any hospital. Why will the hospital request for a Police report when the accident victim and her OC X-squad are on uniform. Or where they on mufti carrying out police work? It is well o. RIP.

All these bad things happening during Buhari's tenure.

Guy, You dey for nairaland dey speak big grammar without punctuations. Why are you wasting time. Get a gun and shoot your witch uncle to death. Abi gun no dey kill witch?

If this man had caught up with the man, it would have been 2 murders. He will kill the man first, then kill his wife later. If I were the man, I will only throw the lady's things out of my house and lock my door. Let her go outside and enjoy with her lover boy friend. No woman is worth the trouble.

Who cares? To hell with them. I do not know which one of them is Bubu's son self.

Boooooooohaaaaarrrrrriiiiii, why all these bad things dey happen for your tenure? Na wetin you do baba God? Or na GEJ dey hunt you?

Is this not the same Ubulu-Uku clan that their king was kidnapped by Buhari's kinsmen (Fulani) and later killed? So this young boy was the only surviving heir to the throne. Congrats and please watch your back make wetin kill your father no chase you o.

This girl MUST be insane or she is high on Oshogbo weed. She almost implicated the pastor by saying "YOU KNOW NOW". Na wetin the pastor know? Chai, see what some people have done to this girl. She should be taken to Yaba left for mental evaluation.

Useless girl. Na Illuminati kill Abacha, Yaradua, my father and mother wey die 10 years ago, my uncle and aunty them.

Come to think of it, it can be arrangement o.

@Bakynes, I think you got a point there. Good talk.

Boko Haram in the North. Militants in the South South and South East. Which way Nigeria? Why is Buhari's name linked with suffering and problems. Does it mean he does not know how to handle people or crises management?

Well, he has to share the army into 2. One part to fight Boko Haram and the other part to fight Niger Delta Militants. Chai, I pity some army men who will lost their life as a result of this fight that could have been avoided if Buhari had common sense. Please borrow some from Senator Ben Murray Bruce o before it is too late.

Who cares if you resign or not. For all I care you can die there. Useless man.

This is very good and encouraging. May the Almighty God continue to bless you SENTAOR BEN MURRAY BRUCE. It is people like you we want as President to rule this Nation called Nigeria not the clueless BUHARI.

Don't worry, he will come back and meet us in the South South. We are waiting for him.

These governors dem self dey behave like Idi Amin of those days.

The one that got me rolling on the floor with laughter is the PASTOR requested for members to sow seed in US dollars . These pastors will never change.