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CelebritiesRe: Mayorkun Thanks Davido For Giving Him The Chance To Showcase His Talent by ALAYORMII: 7:57pm On Apr 06, 2018
Culin:
Chill, it's a line from one of his songs
I didn't know cos am from Mars
CelebritiesRe: Mayorkun Thanks Davido For Giving Him The Chance To Showcase His Talent by ALAYORMII: 7:34pm On Apr 06, 2018
Culin:
Pepper the rest, you're my toyin tomatoes, are you getting me, are you getting me cheesy
Am not getting you
CelebritiesRe: Victoria Kimani Steps Out In Sexy Transparent Outfit (Photos) by ALAYORMII: 7:29pm On Apr 06, 2018
naijjaman:
Enough is Enough undecided
The black skirt make sense ooo
CrimeRe: Award Winner Dies While Dancing On Stage To Collect His Prize In India (Video) by ALAYORMII: 4:45pm On Apr 06, 2018
mcemmy0z:
Do Indians have to dance to everything?

To eat na dance
To baff na dance
To shiit na dance

To even toast a girl na dance

Dance will not kill them

Anyway RIP to the dead
Dance actually kill this one
CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye And Diddy Pictured Together by ALAYORMII: 12:07pm On Apr 06, 2018
AnonymousIP:
@APROKOGIRL

Mr. P a.k.a. Peter Psquare was seen hanging out with Diddy last night.... ooooooshey!

BY APROKO GIRL : https://aprokogirl.com/496/psqure-peter-okoye-hanging-out-with-diddy-pictures/

cc ; lalasticlala

https://aprokogirl.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/29739833_1012842888866682_5459543177184673792_n-830x1024.jpg
Star pass star

Fame pass fame
BusinessRe: An Overview Of Dangote Refinery Plant In Lagos - Video And Photos by ALAYORMII: 10:14pm On Apr 05, 2018
mikebrown92:
That will give others motivation to build thiers and price will be slashed to compete among themselves...
And you think refineries are built with a couple hundred million dollars??



Why do you think government owned refineries are moribund??
BusinessRe: An Overview Of Dangote Refinery Plant In Lagos - Video And Photos by ALAYORMII: 10:00pm On Apr 05, 2018
AutoReportNG:
According to Dangote, Yes, at a very reduced price! But I fear monopoly in this sector... Imagine one man controlling the price...
Have no fear cos that's the reality


Monopoly


Soon Dangote will buy Nigeria


Dangote is on his way to becoming richer than ever before
EducationRe: Oyedepo In His Own Time: Throwback Haircut Hypocrisy And The Rights Of The Olori by ALAYORMII: 3:31pm On Apr 05, 2018
Generica:
The students are the owners of their heads, but the man is the owner of the school. If the owners of the head don't agree with the owner of the school, then let them take their heads elsewhere.

While what the man did may be wrong, he still has the power to decide what happens in the university.
You made Mii laff so hard


Am giving you something for that
PoliticsRe: Ambode Finally Reinstates PSP Operators by ALAYORMII: 12:59pm On Apr 05, 2018
unknownsolja:
in some countries you dont pay for getting rid of thrash..what will lagos ever do for the people and what will nigeria ever do for the people..nigeria is like a business empire..all they do is milk the poor to get rich,..kindly mention something this country nigeria have ever done for you as a citizen..me ZERO
Name one of the countries
PoliticsRe: Ambode Finally Reinstates PSP Operators by ALAYORMII: 12:57pm On Apr 05, 2018
unknownsolja:
in some countries you dont pay for getting rid of thrash..what will lagos ever do for the people and what will nigeria ever do for the people..nigeria is like a business empire..all they do is milk the poor to get rich,..kindly mention something this country nigeria have ever done for you as a citizen..me ZERO
Thinking

Will get back to you when I can remember one
PoliticsRe: Ambode Finally Reinstates PSP Operators by ALAYORMII: 12:56pm On Apr 05, 2018
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


I am confused,
Is Ambode confused or am I confused?
I think I go with you
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: “I Want Rico Swavey To Cook For Me" - Lady by ALAYORMII: 12:52pm On Apr 05, 2018
pcguru1:
"While we’re getting close to the final"

I don't get how that's a pun , we are ; getting close to the finals. I don't see any play on words.
The OP doesn't understand the use of pun


People just go no pun intended without even knowing what a pun is
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: “I Want Rico Swavey To Cook For Me" - Lady by ALAYORMII: 12:51pm On Apr 05, 2018
How many of the housemates don get marriage proposal now



BBshit
CrimeRe: Warri Lady Dies After Fighting With A Benin Lady -friends Claim She Was Charmed by ALAYORMII: 12:07pm On Apr 05, 2018
Die why


Show Mii ur friends so says the adage


Some people are just too silly and brainless


Lauren endowed comment
TravelRe: UK Based Zimbabwean Slay Queen Begs For Money Online To Renew Her Visa by ALAYORMII: 12:05pm On Apr 05, 2018
#Visabae


Wetin we no go see and hear online
CrimeRe: Woman Sets Sex Target For 15-year Old Girl In A Hotel by ALAYORMII: 11:35pm On Apr 04, 2018
Ewo tun ni sex target, tori Olohun


Quick question


What were the parents of the girl thinking??

She promised to get a 15yrs girl that's definitely certificate less a good job


Which kain job, abeg
CrimeRe: Kelvin Sean Leaks Nudes Of His Wife, EttySimplyBeautiful (Photos) by ALAYORMII: 5:57pm On Apr 03, 2018
richymillzz:
I know this babe na...all d gehs in a her FAM na ashi work em dey do..but DAT aint enuf reason to leak her nudes
Am not supporting leaking nudes


But sending nudes
CrimeRe: Kelvin Sean Leaks Nudes Of His Wife, EttySimplyBeautiful (Photos) by ALAYORMII: 12:45pm On Apr 03, 2018
Northmall:
When we tell people to stop exchanging nudes they won't listen.
Leave talk
CrimeRe: Notorious Robber Sticks Out Tongue For His ''Haters'' After Being Arrested. PICS by ALAYORMII: 11:58am On Apr 03, 2018
Hmmmm


No remorse
BusinessRe: Femi Otedola Celebrates Anthony Joshua's Victory by ALAYORMII: 9:59pm On Apr 02, 2018
mosho2good:
I Can't laugh alone jare, oya join me.
My neighbor was sick and invited a native doctor.
I warned and pleaded with him, begged him to
wait for God's time but he refused, So I left him.
He went inside his house with the native doctor,
so after the native doctor finished doing his
enchantment, he told my neighbor that the
sickness is incurable but can be transferred to
another person and my neighbour greedily agreed.
The native doctor then told my neighbour that the
1st person that will enter his house, he should
shout "taarh" and the sickness will transfer to the
person and the person will die, except d person
reply with retaarh to backfire. my neighbour
agreed and the native doctor left in a hurry,
forgetting to collect his money for the service he
had offered. My neighbour sat down in his parlour
and kept his door open waiting for the first victim
that will pass through that door. The native
doctor then remembered that he forgot to collect
his money and decided to go back and collect it.
Immediately the native doctor entered, my
neighbour shouted "taarh" and the native doctor
shouted "retaarh" and my neighbour shouted
again “reretaaarh" the native doctor replied
“retartartarh".
This noise started since yesterday morning and
up till now they are both shouting “rerererererere
rererererererererereretaaaaaaaaarrrhhhh"...
Who will stop and die for who?
Go separate them now
CelebritiesRe: Biodun Okeowo Caught Lying In Her Grass To Grace Story by ALAYORMII: 5:56pm On Apr 02, 2018
The girl na kokonbilo
BusinessRe: Bank Fraud!!! What I Did And How I Got My Money Back by ALAYORMII: 9:08pm On Apr 01, 2018
WARRI AGAIN!!!!

*A man caught a thief at night in his kitchen at Ugborikoko area of Warri. Just when the man was going to raise the alarm,the thief said:"Do you remember what I said in the Bible? I said, "I will come like a thief in the night". "I have come again. Blessed are you among men, that you have stayed awake as I told you." Then the man looked at the thief, smiled and replied, "Sir, you have fallen into the hands of Pontius Pilate again!"* I will nail u tonight!!! The thief fainted. Happy Easter
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CelebritiesRe: Chika Lann Gets Police Escort As Her N40 Million Hairstyle Gets Her Scary Threat by ALAYORMII: 7:19pm On Apr 01, 2018
Biggest lie have heard so far
CrimeRe: "20 Girls Raped At Flavour's Concert In Enugu" - Twitter User Claims by ALAYORMII: 7:12pm On Apr 01, 2018
Who dey count??
PoliticsRe: FG Releases The Names Of Looters In Nigeria And How Much They Looted by ALAYORMII: 4:44pm On Mar 30, 2018
Auxiliary:
Eventually, as expected, it's filled with the name of the opposition...



And none of them as been convicted for over 3 years...


Propaganda for the upcoming elections... 2019,the most anticipated in the history of Nigeria...
All the names listed were already in the public domain before now
RomanceRe: 24-year-old Nigerian Lady Is Selling Her Virginity For 50,000 Euros (photos) by ALAYORMII: 10:17pm On Mar 29, 2018
HungerBAD:
I will pass.

The first 2 pictures just killed every " MANLY" thing inside me, and the last picture buried everything inside a shallow grave.
When I saw the pictures too I understood how you feel
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Female Housemates Twerk For Male Housemate After Winning Their Task by ALAYORMII: 12:13pm On Mar 29, 2018
Won Ku twerking oooo
TravelRe: The Beauty Of The Ikeja Bus Terminal At Night (Photos) by ALAYORMII: 11:17pm On Mar 28, 2018
I pray and hope it is well maintained
CrimeRe: AAU Student Killed By Cultists In Lagos (Graphic Photos) by ALAYORMII: 5:32pm On Mar 28, 2018
nenergy:
Fraternities in Europe and America are connections and economic advantage. In 9ja, it's sorrow, tears and blood.
Dem regular trade mark
TravelRe: Photos Of Ikeja Bus Terminal, Lagos That Will Be Commissioned By Buhari by ALAYORMII: 12:38pm On Mar 28, 2018
unknownsolja:
dude american terminal was built ages ago like 50yrs ago..haba...they can use light and deceive nigerians just ike how amosun deceived nigerians with his rice.hahahaha
There are recent ones that are not as beautiful as this
TravelRe: Photos Of Ikeja Bus Terminal, Lagos That Will Be Commissioned By Buhari by ALAYORMII: 1:35am On Mar 28, 2018
unknownsolja:
girl i will personally pay for your visa and ticket to obodo oyibo so you can see what they call world class..lol
Don't be too quick to condemn her


There are bus terminus in America that's not this fine

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