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Ginaz:
Sorry girl, I totally forgot about this thread. The location is too far, I can not cope. I got a lot of offers, I was amazed by the results. It shows nairaland is more than a site...but locations was the problem. I don't want to go far, with the way things are in this country one has to be careful.

My uncle said this my ideal was OK, at least I came up with something...he got worried about securities, dangers, and lots. He asked me to remove this nanny ideal from my head as he won't allow me.

I confirmed my fears when someone contacted me and was asking some weird questions not even related to kids sef...or house whatever. I jejely took my uncle's advice.

For now my neighbors do give me their kids when they are busy or rushing off to somewhere. They don't pay me, but the smiles on the kids are enough for me. I should do something else and trash this nanny ideal. It's a pity, in a developed country a nanny job is a professional career. Here in Africa they see it as house help or someone less of a human standard.

I want to thank you guys, you encouraged me and gave me useful information. Una try.

So you don't want to be a nanny again?

Franky826:


Did he just say cheeseburger brought him closer to pregnancy experience cos he had cramps?

What have I not seen in this my life?

You've seen all, simply donate those eyes to charity.

I am even wondering how someone can take up two jobs (President and Minister) and expect to deliver results.

Buhari has not even done the job of a presidency satisfactorily, yet he made himself a minister. I've never seen a greedy and selfish man like Buhari in my entire life.

And you want NPower beneficiaries to quit from the scheme when they get a govt job. Talk of double standards.

rukz:
It is only gurus from the betting thread that talks this way...Who the hell are you?. Your post is Top-notch.

Thanks bro.

Ah no be guru oo

That is one hell of a monster. Lala's day is set.

BruncleZuma:
Everyone is not destined to succeed in business, and I do not need a job and if I did it will not be one that discriminates age, gender or tribal affiliations.

But you can hardly find a job that doesn't discriminate based on those variables. When govt agencies including military and paramilitary organizations discriminate, who will now tell the private companies like the banks and oil firms not to discriminate?

You are right when you said that one is as good as hopeless when he is above 30 and still unemployed.

Will my choice affect the taste?

Iranu.

BruncleZuma:
Meaning anybody still jobless and above 30 is doomed in Nigeria

Do you need a job to be successful in life? What happened to being your own boss?

Look closely, she is far older than the ogbeni.

All for the paper.

tonytony208:
Many will do it for free. To them, the determining factors are religion and ethnicity.

Then we deserve the leaders we get.

Has Lala taken the head already?

Na waoo!!

Way to go

Yet come 2019, some would sell their votes for N500.

Let's start now to sensitize ourselves on the need to vote credible candidates.

Say no to gerontocracy (government of the old), vote for vibrant individuals below 60 years of age. How can a young man/woman full of life and prospects vote for PMB, Atiku or any other politician who is above 60 years old?
When these politicians gather for any of their son or daughter's wedding, that is when you will realize that they are all the same, with the same ideology which is to enrich themselves. The way they laugh, hug and crack jokes will make you wonder if these people are long lost friends. We all saw how it went down during IBB's daughter's wedding, Atiku hugging OBJ, Amaechi cracking jokes with Wike, APC stalwarts and PDP chieftains slugging it out on the dance floor, and the rest of them having a swell time. Different people, different parties but one goal which is to impoverish the masses.

We are still in the first week of 2018 but our politicians have crossed over to 2019. Campaigns are in top gear.

Vote wisely.

adetoroamos:
especially this hotel wey they for my area, if customer no reach 3or4 they won't on the generator at night

Kikiki

ikorodureporta:
who get time to peep, when cctv dey see u live

You don't mean it!

Good one.

Waiting for the ladies to reciprocate by giving those guys that plait hair something in return.

iAudio:
"she was..... And to complete his"....

Is the person a Hermaphrodite.?

And nobody else noticed.

RIP English, burial is tomorrow

forinclay:
Well let me share my own experiences with the bookies here. To begin with I play NO RED CARD in all my games. I play daily 4 odds with it and I stake heavy. Now in bet9ja the odd for NO RED CARD is 1.19. To make it 4 odd I need 8 of those games. So 1.19*1.19*1.19(into eight places) gives me my 4 odd. Since this option is available only in the five major leagues I.e england, Spain, Germany, Italy and France I do certain permutations. If in a particular week I pick one game per league that will be total of 5 but I need 3 more. I now go to england championship pick one add another from Germany, Spain and england(top divisions). So in my ticket of four odd carrying 8 NO RED CARD I will end up with something like
Germany 2
England premier 1
England championship 1
Spain 2
Italy 1
France 1
Sometimes the German can be 1 and england 2 same with Spain. But France and Italy always carry 1 each. I start with N500 on Fridays. Select the 4 odd and do the maths
N500*4 = 2k
Saturday 2k*4= 8k
Sunday 8k*4=32k (that's the minimum I make in a week)
So entering the new week on a sound footing. If you want to succeed in sports betting please try as much as possible to eliminate greed. Stake big to win extra big. Don't have the mentality of using N100 to win N10m it rarely happens. Also do a lot of research, check and check again. Also remember romans 9:16. I typed this while watching cheeeve hope it made sense. Call me on 08144134179 on Thursdays for further guidance and intelligence sharing. Wishing all Nigerians a prosperous 2018!!!

Your points are valid. Kudos.

But then....

1. Do you actually make 32k every week or is that an example of how Martingale can be used to grow your funds? Give allowance for bets that will lose, you can't have a 100% win. In other words, hope for the best but expect the worst.

2. Will you be brave enough to stake 8k on Sunday or reduce it to 4k to minimize potential loss? We see people win bets when they stake small amounts but lose when they go big. Risk appetite is the major factor. Help me tell punters to stake according to their risk appetite.

3. Is it not better to fund your account with 1k, so that if Friday's bet cut, you will still have money to stake on Saturday? This is the allowance we talked about in number 1.

4. Won't it be nice if you just make the whole analysis before the games start instead of waiting for Friday's results? You wouldn't want your decisions to be affected by your emotions. When punters lose their first bet, they tend to lose more on subsequent bets because they allow emotions to choose games for them, instead of following their tested and trusted method of picking good games.

The odds hardly lie. For every little odd that failed to play, there is another little odd that must play in another market of that same match. Take for example, if Manchester City (1.10) should lose to Bristol City (12.50) by a lone goal, you will realize that an odd of 1.05 or 1.10 played in the goals market. (over 0.5 goals or under 4.5 goals). Your duty is to know what to play; what team and what market.

Finally, persistence is the watchword. When you find out what works (7 times out of ten), stick to it. Don't abandon your strategy because 1.05 cut your ticket.

Hope this makes sense.

NigeriaGIST:
Three persons were burnt beyond recognition in a fatal accident that took place at Garrison, Aba Road, Port Harcourt after hitting the controversial Garrison roundabout this morning January 4th.

According to reports, a Toyota Avalon with about 3 persons in it rammed into passengers waiting for a taxi at the roundabout. See graphic photos from the scene below

Source @ http://www.premiumpaynigeria.com/2018/01/graphic-photos-three-burnt-beyond.html

Is that a pregnant woman in the second pix?

RIP

Over 1.5 goals and Under 4.5 goals is the trick. They are there to score goals, so why bother who wins or draws as long as the goals keep pouring in? Get 5 of such odds which accumulates to 2.0 and you are good to go.

mikejj:
with the way these fella sounds,is like gambling has wrecked you.if you are doing a monthly work do u get paid everyday?

That is what they fail to understand. You can't expect to win 100% of the time. If a game has an odd of 1.05, it means you have 95% of winning that bet. But the remaining 5% possibility of loss is also there.

For those who need a steady weekly income, employ this strategy. There are other surer strategies that will put steady food on your table but this is the one I wish to divulge:

Fund your account in multiples of 7 (7k, 14k,...., 70k etc)

Pick 4 games that have 1.2 odds or 5 games that have 1.15 odds. When you combine them, it gives u 2.0 odds

Get three instances of these odds that will play on Friday, Saturday and Sunday. That is, 2.0 on Friday, 2.0 on Saturday, 2.0 on Sunday.

Stake one-seventh of your bankroll (1k or 2k or 10k, whatever it is) on the first day being Friday.

If it fails, double your stake on the second day(Saturday)

If it fails, stake the remaining funds on the last day (Sunday).

If you win just once, you will make 1k extra out of every 7k invested.

If you stake 1k on Friday and win, you may need to rest on Saturday and Sunday. Or you stake 500 on Saturday and 500 on Sunday so that if you win the second time, you will keep the win as an insurance for any bad week you may encounter ahead.

In summary, you will be making about 10k extra every week for a 70k investment.

Coming to the 1.2 odds that you will be picking, do your homework properly before putting your hard earned money into it. That a game has an odd of 1.2 does not mean you will just pick it without looking at the statistics. Records matter a lot.

Good money management and betting strategies abound, find what works best for you and stick to it. A Rolling Stone gathers no moss. No one punter wins 100% of his bets, we only hope for more greens than reds. Same with forex traders. Even your company does not make profit every month. So why fret when an odd of 1.15 cuts your ticket?

gloria34:
tot about it o but time is not on my side. I've spent two years at home after my ND. 2018 is d third yr, i'm not getting younger. still thinking

Are u up to 30?
HND is 2 years, DE is 3 years. No big difference in my opinion, compared to the huge difference in salary you will get as a HND holder as against one with a BSc degree. Trust me, you don't wanna go down there.

Can you face the discrimination in the labor market? Can you accept a lesser pay and lesser job role because of your HND?

It's your choice to make.

gloria34:
hoping to buy HND form next yr. we are seriously chatting on dis thread

You may need to go here considering the bolded

https://www.nairaland.com/4235580/stop-dont-buy-hnd-form

Funny guy

This fixed odds people and free MTN data people. Una no dey tire?
This bad behavior must stop in 2018.