God ke!

LMS1:
you are good to go..
the last time I had a girlfriend was in 6 August 1924 and she was 4years younger than me..
girls with those age brackets will give you more respect...


oh wait! am not talking about Nigerian Girls o!!!!

hahahahahahahahs

illicit:
A damnnn niggar

a real nigga

Lawalemi:
This is one experiences that makes us grow as man.

Just ensure that you don't date gold diggers again.

Some girls are badly trained and they see men as cashcow.

Note: I once bought phone, rented house and train one through polytechnic. Still, I didn't marry her

So my soul mate might not be in Nigeria after all

Carchoice:
If you want peace of mind and to be able to focus on your hustle while abroad. Don’t go into any relationship till you make all the money and come back to Nigeria.


Reason is, most Nigerian ladies are not understanding enough. They are not a good giver of peace of mind. Until when She starts giving you nonsense attitude, not taking your calls, dropping your calls just to spite you, lies, and unending bills.

You have to be very strong hearted to date some home girls while abroad. Them go stress you o.

The worse part is when you call her and She tells you she’s at her uncles place, She will be talking small small and later off her phone.

Na the next day She go on the phone and prepare one lie to wash your simping brain. Tell me how you can face your hustle abroad with all this.

Also note that while you are away, if you very unfortunate to have a girl that can’t hold her body and soul together, she’ll have someone to warm that engine on your behalf. It might be a weed smoker that will reck everything beyond recognition when you get back

you took the words out of my mouth o. Lol

Oya blame buhari

MASTAkiLLAh:
Keep calling them bandits instead of terrorists that they are

lol. Dem no like una na

NyamiriSlayer:
Yoruba, what a great a race
Yoruba nation is blessed

tribe/ethnic group not race. We’re all negroes, whether you be yoruba, hausa or igbo and the miscellaneous ethnic groups. Na our race be dat

extol1:
congrats to Yoruba afonja

say no to tribal marks

Omihanifa:
Is this really necessary?

In a country that is grossly underpoliced another man is moving about with 5 police officers

dont blame him, blame govt policies

UYEMDO35:

guy! u no get joy at all.... how can u be wishing ur follow man his obituary.... hope am not d cuz of ur misfortune?

figure of speech. Lol

UYEMDO35:

what do u mean?

u don’t wanna know

tosik:
because a girl accept you depression vanish??hope you will also release the next episode if it end up in tears....anyway goodluck bro

once they break his heart, i pray we don’t see his obituary on Nairaland. Getting babe to fight depression ke
You just sat on the devils lap lol

Kiddogarcia:
You did well ����, but na me be your best plug for everything sexual enhancement tho

wait make him land d girl

Jaydasilva10:
FTC, I don't have anything to say.

na cap jor

Gwan2:
The way this girl don pollute young girls mind on dating and marrying our ancestors ehn..

I was driving a lady friend in my clean 2005 Toyota Corolla sport and she saw an elderly man for one very clean latest Tundra... I don’t know if na see finish cos am..she come say na this kind men for this kind car she want make them dey stop her for road no be all this Toyota Camry pencil light boys...that statement vex me, I change am for her..she sef shame for wetin comot for her mouth

na the kind tools we get for naija now

hecomeshome:


Not what you think. The article is more or less a satirical piece.
Read it up, and you will understand.

very true. Imit depicts the truth

Who writes like this?

OriakuAmara:
crap
shuwa Arabs have Arab blood
stop parading their pictures as northern beauty

The East is the fountain of beauty

gbam!

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Isoright

Ogbeni enjoy the moment. .....make you leave the future alone
In nine years what?
This life way he be say our tomorrow nor even sure ....na im we go dey worry about nine years time...
Abeg make I flex rice and wine joor....after this wine now...me and my guys go reach play house go kpoli enough weed....then use one or two runs babe take follow up....who tomorrow help.....tomorrow is full of shit

ur head dey there. No mind em jor

StPete:
Guy you did nothing wrong abeg. In fact, I will be more than happy to meet someone who would help me dodge a bullet. All those frustrated ladies above saying shit to you are just as plain guilty as the said bitch.

And as for curses, they don't fucking work. Anything that works only works because u have believed so. I don't want to give you personal experiences

I am very happy for what you did. When the bitch was busy spreading the cookie, she never considered the future danger she was putting herself. Let her cry me a River. She was busy moaning hard under the heavy thrusts of those niggas now she's crying crocodile tears. She can't eat her cake and have it. Good riddance to rubbish

i wonder o. I just dey look people dey bash the guy. They’ll be happy if someone helped them dodge a missile like this

gfon:
Nothing go do you,don't mind all those muntula's running their mouth up there.What did she expect as a community puxxy holder.My only problem is that friend of urs that snitched by mentioning your name.Now you know he can't keep a secret,so next time don't tell him.

be ur bro’s keeper

MickzyDonald:
lemme book space

I'm back:- OP that girl ain't a sex machine, if she's the kind of girl that tells you that, my brother just continue dating her and sometimes fellowship with her, believe me her trust will also grow for you and she'll surely see you as a serious guy, rather than being adamant about sex, all you know is SEX SEX SEX

gbam! Until OP meets sex machine wey go dey cheat on am, him go satisfy

Same way girls talk about not liking light skinned niggas but turn around to bone them

Which one be abubakar yellow

UDbester:
I was expecting to see a name from the region of quota system but to my greatest dismay there wasn't any

e be like say na only this country dem dey succeed. I’m waiting for then to prove me wrong. I have nothing against them sha

Was expecting to see hassan mammoud

GraGra247:
NO THEY DON'T. Men have empty brains and that's why they believe otherwise.

Every logical and scientific analysis of the matter proves men are konjified far much than women due to far higher testerone and libido levels in men.

But of course doctored pornographic videos and scripted Hollywood movies falsely present women as wanting it more because it will drive wild excitement and patronage from men.

Unfortunately many men thus believe same falsehood exists in the real world that's why men bug women for sex and send dick pics thinking she's always in the mood as movies portray.

you’re ffing smart

paulsoniv:
Let me start by saying still I'm a teenager, I finished secondary school at sixteen and I gained admission immediately. That's 2019
Joanna was a beautiful girl I met during our WAEC and NECO exams, she was an external student and same age as me, though she's February and I'm April

We started off as friends and we became close and talked about everything. She is so caring and considerate. She's not like other girls that bill guys anyhow, well she's from a rich background and same with me
We began dating the Sunday after Christmas in 2019 and believe me that was the best period of my life. Note that we're each other's first
We didn't have issues at all, but distance set in
I study at Bayero University Kano and she at Ahmadu Bello University Zaria, so you'll understand
Despite our distance we didn't care at first because we were madly in love with each other

During the lockdown we got to spend some time together since we live in the same town, distance of 5 minutes Okada ride
But her parents are strict and our meetings are irregular but when we do see, we make the best out of it
I'm a writer and fellow writers will understand how depressing writing can be. Most times you'll lose vibes and turn aggressive and go crazy and all that
But Joanna was one person that understand me so much and stood by me

The final straw the broke the camel's back is when she lost her phone and for a whole month we couldn't communicate
It was difficult but when she got a new phone, we went back to our ways and our meetings reduced drastically

Everybody will agree with me that physical meetings are way better than chatting and video calls and all of those
Then she had to go stay with her grand parents for some time and I was left alone
When school resumed this year I didn't get to bid her a perfect farewell and as the Nigerian notion if your girlfriend don go University, forget her

Long story short she got another guy and told me about him. She apologize and told me to move on
I couldn't cry because it was long expected thanks to Nairaland Redpillers

She's gone now but the good thing is that I'm not broken to a bad extent because I know I'm still young and I have a lot to explore in this live and surely I'll meet new people and find love again

Sorry for the long epistle, I just had to let emotions out

welcome brother

Aloof:


I'm afraid to say it's what they are meant for primarily. Expect much from them and keep getting disappointed.

These women have nothing much to offer by default, know this and have peace of mind