₦airaland Forum

Goldmaxx:
dem search your phone?

Mooh247:



Yahoo boys dressing the same way, using the same phones and Laptops, driving the same cars and SUV, doing the same hairstyles and hanging out in the same spot... Why won't EFCC spot you easily .. a law enforcement agent was trained to profile a suspect based on appearance even before conducting a search

If you have incriminating files Cc , logs and format then spend on cloud computing and upload your files online instead of moving about with evidence that can send you to jail

Instead of going for Camry, Corolla , Accord , GLK, Lexus ES and RX go for less attractive Avalon, Avensis, Hilux, Kia Optima and other business executive cars

Have a registered business with a business account

Dress corporate and formal during weekdays and to business, government and public premises with neat haircut

Hangout more at sport and recreation centres, sports bar, executive Lounge, exclusive restaurants

Avoid Oloshos and popular runs girls... Use Escort services for paid premium escort girls on paid site, or simply have a girlfriend

Avoid hotels, use Airbnb service apartment and shortlet flats instead



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CaptainAyub:
What did they catch you with?
Cos those ones,their wahala no pass 2k if your papers no complete

idu1:
Did you report them?

Brokeloser:
Instead of him to summon thunder from amadioha to visit buhari he is wasting time begging an allahu akbomb terrorist.

Valerie47:
In that picture, I see folks that will make 1.3gp, folks that will be dropped out of delsu, folks that will be unfortunate and be shot dead during cult rival, folks that will spend 10years in delsu studying 4years course, folks that will drop out by themselves, folks that will enter prostitution and be used for ritual purpose, folks that will commit suicide out of frustration the course gave them. Getting admitted is just the beginning, but staying in school and coming out unharmed is a big testimony cause there are forces in every university, forces that conspire, forces of darkness.



The only time a student has right to celebrate is on their graduation and convocation day.

GoTV:
They must be biafran terrorists that managed to escape operation python dance

penukz2015:
Tinyere ha ogbahara ... ogbahara

PenGriffey:
Here are some i got from twitter;


I ran like i was being pursued to my estate gate from the bus stop in the midnight because i was scared of the walking in the dark street

— Opeyemi (@opeboiy) November 29, 2018



Gambling with 100k in less than 6hours and it wasn't my money. Visual sport almost put me to shame

— ?DRAGON?LORD? (@Ade_Lance10) November 29, 2018




Smashing a lady's ass on a bike
She felt like taking a flight after me ??

— Danny_ D ?? (@Danny10th) November 30, 2018



Smoked weed infront of my father, still regret it up till now

— Raphael (@screamralph) November 30, 2018



I had my bath in front of a bank at EKSU when there was no water in the hostel. It was in the night tho and I wasn't the only one. We had to hide behind flowers when people passed. That's the craziest thing I've done in my life . I'm never trying it again. O risky gan ??

— Michael Onipede (@Michael_Olabayo) November 29, 2018



Walking from Accra Mall through 37 down to One corner spot just to smoke 1 roll of king size cigar

— ??LOGOS?? (@flimzytellem) November 30, 2018



Spent all my money n now I’m thinking of kidnapping myself so they pay me the ransom I ask for

— Switzerland Bound Mo (@Ayooluwalodara) November 29, 2018



Almost everyone definition of crazy is what I do everyday…. Lemme start.
1: my rommie was owing me money for over 2 month's n I knew he had cash on him but was unwilling to pay back. So I packed 4 of his best shirt and dumped it inside d soakway,he is still looking 4 dem

— ABEG FOLLOW ME (@Teniolasmart) November 29, 2018

bleeped another girl while my wife was at church.



— juicy (@Wenyoro1) November 29, 2018

Gave a stranger's kid real condom for balloon, told him to go and give his mum to blow it for him, and I ran away

— I (un)follow back (@Addyemi) November 30, 2018



QUICK DICK FLASH AT ENUGU MALL. WAS A DARE SHA

— Thvt_Short Gee (@HalfofLuis) November 29, 2018

LuciferDivine:
Please she should stop traumatizing those kids.

I can't even imagine what those innocent kids are going through having to put up with a masquerade like this.

Authorities should take custody of those kids away from her with immediate effect!
She can pay them supervised visits once a month and that's it.

Nonsense.


*spits