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You still dey wait? dont worry time still dey now for miracle to happen!

This thread is about Boko haram and Bomb blasts. Some NLanders have started derailing calling Jesus and Mohammed all sort of bad names.

Toure scored the second goal

Boateng defending well for bayern

A situation where 20 Senior Executives of a Software Company board an airplane and are told that the flight that they are about to take is the first-ever to feature pilotless technology: It is an unmanned aircraft. Each one of the executives is then told, privately, that their own company's software is running the aircraft's automatic pilot system.

Nineteen of the Executives promptly leave the aircraft, each offering a different type of excuse.
One Executive alone remains on board the jet, seeming very calm indeed, and asks for the in-flight service to be served.
Asked why he is so confident in this first unmanned flight, he replies :

"If it is the same software that is developed by my company's IT systems department, this plane won't even take off." !!!!

That is called Confidence!!!

I watched aljazeerah TV programme, Africa investigates on Sierra leone and illegal timber business and recently gold mining in Ghana. I was just thinking corruption is everywhere not only in Africa. Why the focus on Africa?

mr.official:
Fluke. That will not happen again till his retirement.

You called 4 goals in a match a Fluke! common the guy has got some dexterity. May be you are fluke from your parents

@ op. SA is Europe in Africa, if you can make so much money" legitimately" within 5 months of your stay. You dont need to rush to Europe. SA is full of opportunities ranging from investments and career development. look for Nigerians that are professionals in SA with residents permits, some of them will give you advice on what legitimate business to do and career development. Beware there are so many fraudsters in SA so be wise in whatever steps you are going to take.

Whether he misses world cup goal or not. yakubu goals in EPL is being shown by international sport and news channels. I am sure he has brought naija name to lime light positively than most of his critics. Naija we no they appreciate ourselves but get crazy about the white men. i tire 4 una o!

@ op if you really want a genuine advice you have to give more information about your situation in SA. what is your present immigration status in SA? you have been in SA for 5 months and came in with 3 months visa. what type of visa?

You are engaged in contract job now, do you have work permit? or other permits that make it legal for you to work in SA? you need to shed more light first on your immigration status and your job, You might have taken some wrongful steps if you dont open up we will not be able to advice you accordingly.

Vicjustice

@ gallivant. I was in Nairobi last week. The city is beautiful though there are slumps especially in the suburbs just like most other African cities. Some of the roads in the city need to be repaired. Nevertheless is a beautiful city. kenyans are nice to visitors whether black or white and i really enjoyed my stay there.

I think it is due to both migration and uncontrolled child birth

For me, avast is very good especially if you use the paid version internet security. it has the safe zone where you can browse, shop and do transact online safely, protected from any dangerous software or programme that might have been downloaded into your system unknowingly.

crackhouse:
is laugh and cry a language?. If u go to china and cry as u said, they understands that u are sheding tears but if u tell them to say what did in english, will they say that u are crying?. Do they know the word cry letalone knowing that it means sheding tears. Crying is just an act or action u perfomed and not a language. Is like when u slap sb, yes they know u lay your hands on sb's cheeks but they don't know it is called "slap". When u meet sb and for instance tell him/her that your baby is "crying", will the person know that what u mean is that your baby is sheding tears?. So, mr man u don't know what u are talking about, o.k. And some nairaland morons are already commending u. This is how u fail exams in school.

@ crackhouse you are wrong. Go and check the definition of language before critisizing the op and those commending him.

nice one

@ op. I will advice you return the money to the bank. Apart from the bank manager, You can also inform your account officer and any other senior bank staff about the error to reduce the possibilty of the manager siphoning the money elsewhere.

You have done well by not spending someone else money. God will definitely reward you in HIS own mighty way.

GOD FORBID. I wish you long life. I am just thinking , if you decide to keep the money and spend it and die before spending a kobo out of it. You would have commited a sin and wont have the opportunity to repent. You know the right thing to do so go ahead.

Vicjustice:
Honestly, that man shouldn't have been killed (without a fair trial) since he was captured alive, the internation law forbids the killing of any Prisoner Of War, but then the US is also guilty of same crime, they captured Bin Laden alive and yet proceeded in killing him with a bullet to the head, therefore, the illegal killing of Gadhafi is going to be ignored by the US as they would not want to face accusing fingers of critics: both the Killing of Bin Laden and that of Gadhafi are illegal, only that of Saddam Husein is legitimate

I agree with you.

justwise:
He is resting in pain in hell, funny Nigerians and their misplaced loyalty, did you tell Abacha to rest in peace for all the 'good' jobs he did for Nigeria?
Go and tell that to millions of LIBYAN families and many victims of terror sponsored by Gaddafi in Africa and other part of the world (If you think i'm lying then read up).

ARE YOU SURE OF THIS?

DAY11.:
I thought you are braver than I believe, I dnt know you are just a[b] cynic man[/b]. Well, continue doing it, everyman will be judge!

No need for the above comment.

justwise:
They should look for another place worst than hell to dump them.

Which place is worse than hell?

@ op i support you on this. It will be a good development. Most of the 419 visa or travel agents if not all cannot meet those conditions. Many of them do not have any physical office they use "arrangee" documents and connections to get registered. I am very sure those 419s will not want to give their real identity and pictures.

One more thing i notice recently that the fake visa agents are now running to other sections advertising their business in the middle of threads not related to travelling.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-789037.0.html#msg9421505

The moderators on this section are doing well. it is not just to drive them away from travel section but from Nairaland if possible.

Of course you can still go there as a tourist and enjoy yourself. if you do i will advice you dont overstay or try to reside there illegaly.

voted

@ op is your little boy danny? I just want to be sure before voting

@ op a word is enough for the wise the good people in this forum have already given u true info and advice. Dont follow the path suggested by oj dollars you will be arrested at the home affairs.

As per Seychelles. There is no opportunity for hustlers there, no menial jobs unless you are a professional in the Medical, teaching, engineering fields and tourism.

choose4me:
Na wa Oo, Pple de kolo 4 here oo, Poster if d pic size is a problem its an easy stuff, Rightclick on your passport and click open with paint, Then click the "image" tab and click "attributes", Just change the width to 600 and height to 600, then Ok, Thats all, The photo validator will accept it 4 sure, D idiots we de charge token, Na him I don post here oo, Thieves Like Una!

You are right you can also use microsoft office picture manager.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-777443.0.html#msg9323332

dublinkmy6:
How did you guys upload your passports?
I've taken two sets of passports and spent up to N600 in the proccess but the system still rejected all my passports. It seems our photographers find it difficult to arrive at the specified size and dimensions of this year's passport photograph requirements. The site also stated they don't want doctored photographs.
What is the possible solutuon here and how does one cross this hurdle??

You can use Microsoft office picture manager to adjust your pics to 600 by 600 pixels. Firstly get a picture more than 600 pixels in width and height. open the picture with Microsoft office picture manager, click on edit pictures then click on crop and drag the pics upwards, downwards, left and right until you get 600 by 600 pixels then click ok and save. Thereafter go to the lottery website to validate the photo. If done well the photo will be accepted.

gree-die:
Hi, could i be pregnant? I had unprotected sex last month wit my fiance, he didnt expel in me and i still took postinor 2 d next day. I had my period a week l8r (dt was when i was supposed to have it) and dis month, my period came on d 26th day (it varies, usually 27 28, sometimes 26 29)but i still worry dat i may be pregnant nd i imagine dt my tummy is bigger. Pls is my worry unfounded?

@ op I dont think you are pregnant if you want to be sure why not go for a pregnancy test so that your mind will be at rest.

jonath0012:
hi doctor, i've been battling with typhoid fever for month now. i've seen my doctor and has given me some antibiotics and multivitamin. i've used up d drugs xcept d multivitamin. everything has gone except d tirdness. i'm really feeling tire from inside. and i yawn a lot pls advice me

@ op I dont think your tiredness is due to the typhoid i will advise you eat well and exercise for short periods but regularly if no improvement then see your Dr to check your heart.

@ op I dont think your problem is that of worms or parasites. you need a proper medical check up see your Dr ASAP