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BadNews:
A Nigerian man has shared photos showing how much he has changed since he left Nigeria five months ago.

He Posted His Before And Now Photos On His Twitter Handle As Sighted By And Wrote;

''25 Years in Nigeria Vs 5 Months Outside Nigeria''

2mercy:
https://pmexpressng.com/3-docked-for-setting-lady-ablaze-over-possession-of-quran/

Truthisunique2:
Guy man dey hustle for VP to Amaechi

One meeting with General buhari go humble you as usual to pipe low

NaijaCoverBlog:
Human Activist, Chimelum Ajanma shares his encounter with a mentally deranged woman who burnt her village shrine, Reports.



Source: https://www.facebook.com/100001875645074/posts/7428156793923435/

otipoju:
Gun violence has been there for ages. But racially motivated mass killings is on the rise..

A lot of psychos in this country men

Spyetv:
Source: https://www.spyetv.com.ng/2022/06/nemesis-as-explosives-planted-by.html?m=1

Ilaumoh:
Akwa Ibom and Europe standard of Road na 5&6 .. photos .. Udom Emmanuel may your days be long ..

Akwa Ibom and building sexy road inside the village and J. Berger finishing work na 5&6
Etinan LGA pictures.

https://twitter.com/victoremah/status/1531537607380938752?s=21&t=TVnNUuCFCsu5-qP_dspbsA[/quote]What a beautiful serene roads and environments to be with a beautiful lady like you, love it

ijustdey:
https://dailytrust.com/breaking-cameroonian-militants-invade-nigeria-gun-down-20

Cerebellum:
Haha

With this your lie ehn, you're a number one scammer

I have numerous scammers parading my DM, it reached a time that I stopped opening such messages to read.
Nah wereys full naija

Seredebe:
Jose Mourinho is the first manager to win the UEFA champions league, Europa league and Europa Conference league.

Congratulations to Mourinho.

Congratulations to the Special One.

Congratulations to A S Roma









Source SI

jesusjnr2020:
What God Did When I Found Myself In A Den Of Cultists In Port Harcourt

It was in the course of searching for some stolen items that I found myself there.

The guy who had custody of the items was hailed as the "number 2" by the other guys with him, and they had just returned from a clash with rival cultists, and he seemed been hit with a weapon because he was bleeding on his left arm.

He showed me his arm and said something like, "once blood don flow, the matter don dey bloody..." because his blood cannot just flow just like that, without any serious consequences.

However after making that threatening statement, I was surprised at how they yet treated me with care and respect afterwards. I didn't know what was really going on then.

After narrating what actually happened to me and how he came about those items, that they had caught some men speaking Hausa inside the bus while they were trying to steal them before he retrieved the items from them, he immediately took me to the place they had kept the items to show them to me.

It after he had given them back to me that he revealed the reason they were being careful with me.

He first expressed his surprise at how I had been able to track the items to where they were. He said that it must have been God! Then he started calling me "pastor! pastor!" despite just meeting me for the very first time.

It was then he confessed and said that God had told him not to play with me. He then asked me, "did I play with you?". I said "no!" He asked me once again, and I said, "no!"

He then told me that if not for what God said, that it was unlike him to have such in his custody and then let it go just like that. That it wasn't him at all. That the person would have had it really tough to get it back from him.

But he seemed to have no other choice because of the warning God gave to him, as his stubbornness or cultism didn't reach the extent of touching God's own person, especially after receiving such a warning from God Himself.

When he was telling me those things though, I wasn't surprised, because I knew who I was and what he was saying corroborated that fact.

What surprised me however was how he knew it was the voice of God, because he sounded so sure despite being a cultist with the way he was afraid to go against God's Word. Perhaps I would have asked him but my priority then was to retrieve the items and immediately leave there, because I had already lost hope on retrieving them, but for my God who proved Himself to be alive, true and faithful.

I was thankful to them though for the commendable job they had done for me to retrieve my things from the hausa-speaking guys who wanted to steal them, as they had put themselves in harms way as a result, so I compensated them for that before I left.

I must admit it felt really good and fulfilling to be treated with respect by people who didn't know me before, not because of what men said about me, but God Himself.

God bless.

Aify3000:
When we started the relationship, I was satisfying my girlfriend. She always praised me and said that I am better than her ex.

But at a time, when we are having sex my joystick will just fall down. It happened for one week and she got angry and told me if my joystick keeps falling she is definitely gonna break up our relationship.

What should i do now?
She said since i dont have money and i cant give her sex, what is she doing in the relationship?

Lukgaf:
The Muslim community, like every other is guided by certain sacred principles which members are obligated to hold high and guard jealously. These sacred principles are RED LINES that must NOT be crossed even by bonafide members of the community. It amounts to sacrilege and desecration of the Muslim faith to do so.

The reason for this strict standards is that these RED LINES are the superstructure upon which the Muslim faith is founded. An attack on them shakes the foundation of Islām to its very root and calls to question the validity of the Muslim faith. It's worse than burning the IPOB flag on the street of Anambra or Imo while making derogatory remarks about Ojukwu/ Nnamdi Kanu. In fact, it is worse than walking into Sambisa during the active days of Boko Harām to challenge Shekau to a fight. Faith is NOT akin to comedy or entertainment. It's what people live for. It's what they hope to reap from in the next life.

Some of these RED LINES are:
1. Insulting Allāh سبحانه وتعالى: An attack on Allāh whom Muslims worship is an attempt to ridicule the basis of their existence and faith. Passing derogatory remarks, making mockery of His names and Attributes, denying His Names and Attributes, comparing Him to His creatures, reducing Him to a mere entity, etc, are some of the things to avoid when describing Him. He is NOT an idol. He's not the Ka'abah that Muslims circumambulate during Tawāf. He is Allāh, to be described ONLY by the attributes that He has given Himself.

2. Desecrating the Qur'ān: The Qur'ān is NOT a creature of Allāh like us humans. It is the eternal word of Allāh, revealed to the Prophet ﷺ through Angel Jibrīl and preserved in its original form since its revelation till date by divine protection. It has not and CANNOT be corrupted in the least. Twisting its meaning, tearing it, burning it, stepping on it, denying its authenticity, etc as we have witnessed bigots do in the past is ridiculous and provocative.

3. Insulting the Messenger of Allāh ﷺ: In recent times, no personality: political or religious has been attacked unjustly and without provocation as Muhammad ﷺ. Prophet Muhammad ﷺ is the symbol of Islām and its most revered figure. He's NOT the originator or founder of Islām as wrongly asserted by some prominent Orientalists. In fact, there's NOTHING like Mohammedanism in the Islamic literature. Prophet Muhammad ﷺ was sent to continue the propagation of messages of the previous prophets before him. Allāh says:

قُلْ مَا كُنتُ بِدْعًا مِّنَ ٱلرُّسُلِ

"I am no novelty (either in my person or in the message I have brought) among the Messengers." (Q.46:9)
Just like the Jews and Christians hold Moses and Jesus in high esteem respectively, believing that no one can reach God or attain salvation but through them, Muslims hold Muhammad ﷺ so dearly that not even their parents equal him in reverence. Obedience to him without question is a religious obligation commanded in the Qur'ān. Loving him unconditionally is the key to salvation. Relating with those that love and revere him and severing ties with those who hate and ridicule him, irrespective of their status is a sign of perfection and validity of faith.
Thus, insulting him, making fun of him, reducing him to a caricature, falsifying his statements, deliberate lying against him, etc, are very dangerous lines that must NEVER be crossed.

4. Ridiculing the Companions of the Prophet ﷺ: These were men and women who shed tears, blood and sweat to protect the nascent faith in its advent, learn its principles and practices, preserve and pass it to posterity. The Sahābah represent the best generation of people after the Prophet ﷺ. They recorded and reported the Qur'ān as well as the Prophet's Traditions which form the basis of the Sharī'ah. Thus, doubting their credibility and ridiculing them in whatever form is tantamount to uprooting Islām from its very foundation.

5. Destroying the Masjid: the Masjid (mosque) is the central area designed for the worship of Allāh. It's a holy and sacred place. It's sanctity goes beyond its mere structure. It's a symbolic representation Islām as a religion. Apart from being a worship center, it's an educational institution, a spiritual, physical and moral training ground for the Muslims as well as a rallying point for collective duties in the interest of the faith and the state.

It only takes understanding and respect for a people's cherished and valued interests, love for peace and security as well as desire for harmonious coexistence to maintain civility and decorum around these while interfacing with each other in a multi-faith society. The incessant penchant for disrespecting others' culture and faith needs to be addressed in order to avoid all these unnecessary altercations and bloodshed.

Sanusi Lafiagi

Kasaliola:
Good evening house... please I need your help.. if there is any marriage counselor or therapist. This could be lengthy and lot of typo... Please forgive me.. I open a new account for this.

I Am a father of two.. have been dating my wife since 2009, before we got married in 2014. But before the we got married we have been a love birds whereby everybody loves the way we cuddled ourself..

Its started in 2011 before I rented my first apartment, my parents didn't want me to marry her and her parents too, especially her big brother and sisters.. though it caused a lot of commotion then. But thank God they allowed cuz we forcefully told them we are meant for each other, I even speak bad words to my mother then, saying If I don't marry her in ur present I will marry her in her absent, those words hurt so dearly so she has to leave me and go ahead with my plans. And same thing with my wife family.

In 2012 I rented my own apartment and started living me.. I can't forget the very first day I raise my hands on her, I felt ashame of my self.. I don't care what she does or say then.. but I regretted doing so, I cried at the middle of the road cuz I don't know what came over me.

The only problem I have with her is that she swings mood. Always moody everytime and my parents noticed this when they come around and when she went to thier place..
This made me beat her plus the ways she disrespected me.. after doing this shameful thing, I will now come back to my senses and started begging her. I even beat her this Sunday.. all I want is someone to talk to on how I can stop this beating.. how I can tolerate her lifestyle... Am so mad and ashamed of my self.. if help me...

Thank you

Puskas:
Why are some humans so heartless. Imagine selling your own blood? I give up

ogbiwa:
Vladimir Putin's daughter has been dating a new man and his name is sure to leave the Russian President red-faced.

Katerina Tikhonova, 35, is the youngest of Putin's two daughters from his marriage to former wife Lyudmila Putina.

Katerina is reportedly now the deputy director of the Institute for Mathematical Research of Complex Systems at Moscow State University.

She was previously married to Kirill Shamalov, Russia's youngest billionaire aged just 40, but the pair split in 2017.

Around that time, she started dating a leading professional ballet dancer and director by the name of Igor Zelensky.

Embarrassingly for Putin, the 52-year-old potential son-in-law shares his surname with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, his bitter rival since Russia launched its "special military operation" in Ukraine back in February.

The fact that Katerina and dancer Zelensky were dating was revealed after an investigation by Russian independent news outlet IStories and Germany’s Der Spiegel.

It has also been revealed that the pair share a two-year-old daughter.

The Ukraine invasion and subsequent western sanctions against Russian nationals have actually stopped Katerina from visiting her partner in Munich.

It appears they were living together in Germany until this year, as the iStories report states: "For two years, from 2017 to 2019, the little girl's mother had to fly this route — from Moscow to Munich and back — many dozens of times.

She lived in Russia, and her daughter's father lived in Germany, where he directed the Bavarian State Ballet. His name is Igor Zelensky."

The investigation found flight documents relating to "Katerina Tikhonova, Zelensky, a child, nannies, [and] security guards". Tikhonova was found to have flown to Munich more than 50 times in two years.

The report continued: "By the end of 2019, Katerina Tikhonova apparently got tired of constantly flying to Munich, and she decided to move in with her partner.

"At least, this is indicated by one of the letters in the archive of the guard of Putin's daughter Alexei Skripchak."

Zelensky is not believed to be related to the namesake Ukrainian President.

The Russian with Georgian roots quit the Bavarian State Ballet last month, reportedly because he refused to condemn his girlfriend's dad's invasion of Ukraine.

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/putins-daughter-dating-man-embarrassingly-27013389

LINSAR:
Been a guest for a while but decided to open an account to share my predicament.

I am a grower. Whenever I'm erect,I'm only average in size. But whenever I'm flaccid,it looks like that of a toddler.
This isn't even a problem since the erect size is okay.

My problem:
I wish to learn how to swim.But the water makes the D to shrink.Now,swimming trunks are usually tight.Even ordinary clothes,water will make it stick to your body.
This will make my small water-shrunk D to be really visible.

Should I go swimming and ignore whatever shades,stares, embarrassment I may receive? or I should avoid all these and leave swimming?

OLAADEGBU:
"As we speak, they are inside our house, in the sitting room. They came here and they are praying," the bereaved father said in Hausa while his son interpreted."

sukkot:
who is they ?

Felimax:
You better be joking!

Leave the police to do their job. I am an actor also and been an actor does not mean I cannot have evil tendencies or engage in evil desires.

He was not arrested on set or arrested with a script on his hand so just bleep the hell off and let the police do their job.

He is not a thief or criminal my anus! No, na me be thief and criminal. Ewu!

seunsiju:
Still battling with one unwanted pregnancy ,expected to be a father soon, Read https://www.nairaland.com/6980702/over-girlfriend-pregnant
Another girl is pregnant for me and his parent insist on no abortion
Why i'm so fertile like this, Wheras i already had a year old boy, second pregnancy is now like 4 months, new one is now a month pregnancy
Three expected children in a space of three years is too much for me to handle, tho i'm financially bouyant, all thanks to crypto
Advise on what to do, i don't want any more child !!i hate using condoms
Pls no insult!!!

ILoveDemMANNA:
A man and a woman exchange phone numbers, and that is what grown ass men with hairy balls (very anyhow hairy balls) are on social media discussing about.
Bunch of lazy things. Shame on you all.
If she is your sister , una for beat am abi?
Hypocrites everywhere