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Is it a coincidence that both names start with "B"?

30 months only for Biafra.

Boko: more than double that and still counting.


nigerian army is a joke.

see what nigerian police has been reduced to: chauffeuring old stunt men around.

nl censorship sef

APC = Abokis Party Congress

texanomaly: I can honestly say I have never once waved the Bible around.

my point.

texanomaly: And your point is?

You should read the book you wave around first.

wiegraf: OK. But which came first, light/energy or God?

the chicken, I think.

BossTtdiamonds: Your Premise..??

I'm so loving this Religion section.. It's way too interesting...

Genesis 32:22-32

As I read the bible, I realised that I was reading the book of the greatest collection of zombies ever written. Untold number of dead people kept walking around in this book.
Here are a few examples.

1 Kings 17:17-22

17 Some time later the son of the woman who owned the house became ill. He grew worse and worse, and finally stopped breathing. 18 She said to Elijah, ‘What do you have against me, man of God? Did you come to remind me of my sin and kill my son?’
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22 The Lord heard Elijah’s cry, and the boy’s life returned to him, and he lived.


2 Kings 4:32-35

32 When Elisha reached the house, there was the boy lying dead on his couch. 33 He went in, shut the door on the two of them and prayed to the Lord. 34 Then he got on the bed and lay on the boy, mouth to mouth , eyes to eyes, hands to hands. As he stretched himself out on him, the boy’s body grew warm. 35 Elisha turned away and walked back and forth in the room and then got on the bed and stretched out on him once more. The boy sneezed seven times and opened his eyes.


2 Kings 13:20-21

20 So Eli′sha died, and they buried him. Now bands of Moabites used to invade the land in the spring of the year. 21 And as a man was being buried, lo, a marauding band was seen and the man was cast into the grave of Eli′sha; and as soon as the man touched the bones of Eli′sha, he revived, and stood on his feet.


Luke 7:13-15

13 And when the Lord saw her, he had compassion on her, and said unto her, Weep not.
14 And he came and touched the bier: and they that bare him stood still. And he said, Young man, I say unto thee, Arise.
15 And he that was dead sat up, and began to speak. And he delivered him to his mother.


Matthew 9:18-25

18 While he was thus speaking to them, behold, a ruler came in and knelt before him, saying, “My daughter has just died; but come and lay your hand on her, and she will live.” 19 And Jesus rose and followed him, with his disciples.
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24 he said, “Depart; for the girl is not dead but sleeping.” And they laughed at him . 25 But when the crowd had been put outside, he went in and took her by the hand, and the girl arose.


Mark 5:35-42

35 While he was still speaking, there came from the ruler’s house some who said, “Your daughter is dead. Why trouble the Teacher any further?”
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41 Taking her by the hand he said to her, “Tal′itha cu′mi” ; which means, “Little girl, I say to you, arise.” 42 And immediately the girl got up and walked (she was twelve years of age), and they were immediately overcome with amazement.


Luke 8:49-55

49 While he was still speaking, a man from the ruler’s house came and said, “Your daughter is dead; do not trouble the Teacher any more.” 50 But Jesus on hearing this answered him, “Do not fear; only believe, and she shall be well.” 51 And when he came to the house, he permitted no one to enter with him, except Peter and John and James, and the father and mother of the child. 52 And all were weeping and bewailing her; but he said, “Do not weep; for she is not dead but sleeping.” 53 And they laughed at him, knowing that she was dead. 54 But taking her by the hand he called, saying, “Child, arise.” 55 And her spirit returned, and she got up at once; and he directed that something should be given her to eat.


John 11:43-44

43 And when he thus had spoken, he cried with a loud voice, Lazarus, come forth.
44 And he that was dead came forth, bound hand and foot with graveclothes: and his face was bound about with a napkin. Jesus saith unto them, Loose him, and let him go.


Matthew 28:5-7

5 And the angel answered and said unto the women, Fear not ye: for I know that ye seek Jesus, which was crucified.
6 He is not here: for he is risen, as he said. Come, see the place where the Lord lay.
7 And go quickly, and tell his disciples that he is risen from the dead; and, behold, he goeth before you into Galilee; there shall ye see him: lo, I have told you.


Matthew 27:52-53

52 And the graves were opened; and many bodies of the saints which slept arose,
53 And came out of the graves after his resurrection, and went into the holy city, and appeared unto many.


Acts 9:36-40

36 Now there was at Joppa a disciple named Tabitha, which means Dorcas. She was full of good works and acts of charity. 37 In those days she fell sick and died; and when they had washed her, they laid her in an upper room. 38 Since Lydda was near Joppa, the disciples, hearing that Peter was there, sent two men to him entreating him, “Please come to us without delay.” 39 So Peter rose and went with them. And when he had come, they took him to the upper room. All the widows stood beside him weeping, and showing tunics and other garments which Dorcas made while she was with them. 40 But Peter put them all outside and knelt down and prayed; then turning to the body he said, “Tabitha, rise.” And she opened her eyes, and when she saw Peter she sat up.


Acts 20:9-12

9 And there sat in a window a certain young man named Eutychus, being fallen into a deep sleep: and as Paul was long preaching, he sunk down with sleep, and fell down from the third loft, and was taken up dead.
10 And Paul went down, and fell on him, and embracing him said, Trouble not yourselves; for his life is in him.
11 When he therefore was come up again, and had broken bread, and eaten, and talked a long while, even till break of day, so he departed.
12 And they brought the young man alive, and were not a little comforted.


Acts 14:19-20

19 Then some Jews came from Antioch and Iconium and won the crowd over. They stoned Paul and dragged him outside the city, thinking he was dead. 20 But after the disciples had gathered around him, he got up and went back into the city. The next day he and Barnabas left for Derbe.


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mployer: He created You in His own image doesn't mean You look like Him physically. He is a Spirit, He has no physical form.

Being in His image is having émotions and reasoning like Him

You are contradicting your bible.

mployer: The Op has hidden agenda for creating this thread.

He knew Bible creation started with 'let there be light'. He intends to ask how light could be recognised if there were no eyes.

Answer: God alone was present at said time and He doesn't need eyes to see.

So god has no eyes. good.
what other organ is he lacking?

rastamouse: The best part of being a parent is when your children starts asking those questions. They can really get you

No they don't. Tell them the truth.

ajibolabd: and why is God not replying them?

because god is not santa.

Assasination.

DecemberIV: It must be a such a rare exception for it to be this celebrated. Anyway merit is another word for miracle centre in the SE. One would wonder why such a prestigious academy that is supposedly dominated by Ibos is located in the North and established by Northerners, even more puzzling is the absence of similar gifted academies in their own land. If only you jokers know how silly you look to other Nigerians when you engage in your empty chestbeating rituals , inferiority complex in its purest form.

It's called one nigeria. lol.

If you like, place it in Sambisa forest, Igbos will still dominate.

Shouldn't the FG put out an arrest warrant for that australian?

himkers: The devil is not meant to be respected.

Please don't derail.

Elantracey: what does that have to do with politics ?

Everything.

Because education is not free whatever your deluded awo told you.

Elantracey: So what about it?

Less brown roofs.

Where's the ad? I want to see the complete video.

They thought that killing our elites in 1966-1970 (and beyond) will keep us down. They have yet to realise that being on top is genetic.

DikeOha882: I counted 62 Igbos out of 138 students that passed the written n oral interview leaving 76 for other Nigerians to share, I am elated. Being Igbo is a privilege and I love being Igbo. Federal character is what is killing nigeria, if we can compete favorably nigeria will be a better place. Oganihu ndi Igbo is all I pray for each day. Ya gazie umunne m.

And that is after applying tribalism, federal charachter and quota!

Eko oni ogbanje ooooo.

nzeobi: Taking over as in after winning the elction or the war .

Is there a difference?

That picture is just like religious belief: Imaginary delusion!

Please no insults.
Respect me. Thanks.

Sincere9gerian: What do these APC attack dogs mean by "PDP led FG"? My guy, except you'r not a Nigerian, this is a war between your country, Nigeria, and Boko Haram. There is nothing like PDP led Nigeria or APC led Nigeria. You'r either with Nigeria or Boko Haram.

Not true. I hate both equally.

dry bar

Please when is boko taking over maiduguri?
I need to celebrate the death of this country.

As if nigeria had a future before.