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justaqad: I never said satan don't exist,
Are you sure you read the OP?

Santa. Not Satan.

So you believe Santa exists?

justaqad: Come on dude,
Cheap drugs aint good for your health..
Google the word 'miracle'
Dumbass

google the word 'proof'.

Pastor Alfa: this calls for celebration. So ur brain dey work like dis ehn?

impostor

lirusehn: ^_^ i really didnt pick a sense frm dis. Guess am aving a prob wiv reading

that's because u r a xtian.

OK. Here we go: https://www.nairaland.com/904712/logic-mind-praises-lord

Oh lord my mouth will give you praise today.

Logic mind your servant comes in front of you.

I am but a grain of sand. I am your sword, please use me.

I have never seen you god but i know i will.

i don't care what they say god, but you are omnipotent, omniscience, omnitechnology, ominous.

you made a virgin conceive without the benefit of orrgasm. you are wonderful.

i will give you praises morning, afternoon evening and even while i sleep because i have nothing more important to do.

loving god, you made the white man for me so he can provide all my earthly needs. thank you god for the white man who introduced me to you, oh! most high.

All he wanted was this black liquid running under my ground. ah! the foolish white fellow.

you made it possible lord.

you even made a donkey talk because humans started sounding silly.

your servant commanded the sun to stand still, and it did! god! god! god!, how many times did i call you?

you made the impossible possible,

jehovah!

yahweh!

Allah!

el shaddai,

lion of the tribe of judah!,

father of the fatherless,

hope of the hopeless,

the invisible husband of the widow!,

the beginning and the end,

abba father!

great messiah!

my saviour!

my fortress!,

alpha and omega!

the greatest!,

the holiest!,

may all glory and honour be upon thy name!,

powerful angry one,

loving warrior,

the mouth that spits fire.

when you say yes who can say no?,

The creator of heaven, hell, light, darkness, good, evil, satan and jeeeeeesus!,

my redeemer!

hosannah in the highest of highest!

Allah arhkbarhh!,

mohamed is your prophet,

even the birds of the air and the fishes in the sea worship and give you praise.

Did you not murder the first son of every egyptian household for daring to annoy your anointed?

I pity my enemies

You are worthy!

Did you not exterminate the inhabitants of jericho so your chosen ones should have a home?

In the midst of all the destruction, did you not save a treacherous ashawo from murder?

King of kings!,

Alpha and Omega!

your marvellous deeds are marvellous.

Who dares challenge you?

Who dares stand in front of you oh! lord?

I am that I am!

You made the river split in two so your people can pass.

You made the same river consume their hated African pursuers.

I bow before thee,

Nigeria kneels before thee,

Africa grovels before thee.

Our bread of life!,

Our morning sun!

Igwe!

Oba!

The no.1 Emir.

King of glory!

You did all these and many more but it wasn't enough for you. No it wasn't.

You did more: You sent your one and only semi-orphan son to come and be murdered for my sake.

What love!

What excellent love you have shown me!

And you sent him in style.

Did he come like the rest of us? No.

He had had to dis-virgin a poor carpenter's fiancee with his head.

That was the first miracle.

Was that enough? No!

Destruction runs in the blood. Some would say it is genetic.

Like father like son he got angry and destroyed the city's temple.

He got twelve men to leave their jobs and family, turn them to drunkards and made them follow him around the middle east with weapons.

They become so drunk that they could no longer distinguish between water and wine?

Gracious one!

Like you father he saved another ashawo from lynching.

Like you provided manna for your hunger stricken people in the wilderness; like you commanded Elisha to give 20 loaves of bread to famine suffering isrealites to eat and still have leftovers, your son multiplied bread and fish for his hunger stricken followers.

The bread of life!

Unchangeable one!

The morning sun!,

My head corner stone!

Did he travel in style with Lamborghini or Ferrari as the son of the creator of all things? No.

The humble one decided that a donkey was the most appropriate means of travel for a heavenly prince.

When your son was betrayed, did he complain? No!

When he was condemned did he complain? No!

The lamb of calvary!

Roman sallah ram!

Undefeatable god.

When his hench man used his weapon to cut off another man's ear what did he do? He put it right back on!

The miracle worker.

He made the blind see!

He made the barren pregnant,

he caused immediate menopause on menstruating woman,

he raised lazarus from the dead!

He raised himself from the dead!

and flew back home!

Wonderful,

You made them not behead him.

They did not stab his heart did they?

Instead they only put 5 holes in him 4 of which are on extremities.

Marvelous,

Like don corleone he stayed alive after five holes in his body.

Rock of ages!

Omnipresent,

Jah! Rastafari!,

Almighty I.

The most I!

I praise thee,

I worship yee!

I magnify your holy name!

The devil shall bow.

My enemies will rot. As promised to king david.

You commanded us not to take your name in vain and we shall not.

Did you not make everything in six days six thousand years ago?

The consuming fire!

Mountain mover!

Ancient of days!

My saviour.

Your son promised to come back.

We are waiting.

We have not heard from you since.

But we believe.

We have faith

Unwavering faith.

Darwing can talk.

Like Thomas, doubters will doubt

But I will praise thy holy name till thy kingdom come.

I will kill a cow for you this easter

Even though you won’t eat it

But I don’t mind

You don’t need food for strength.

Food needs you for strength.

Please accept my thanks

Please accept my praises.

Please accept my adoration.

Did you not lay afflictions upon Job, your worthy servant?

Did you not kill all his family?

May it not be my portion.

Did he not continue praising you afterwards.

What wisdom!

I do the same with your servant, the white man.

Your mercy is infinite.

Your foolishness starts with my wisdom.

The fool says in his heart that you are not.

I am not a fool.

I say nothing in my heart.

Dear lord.

Your wisdom is infinite.

I can only marvel at your word.

Orisirisi Father.

Did you not send Tsunami to Japan when they started misbehaving?

When U.S. thought they ruled over the world, did you not sent hurricane Katrina to them to remind them of who is in charge?

Everlasting father!

Even their presidents proclaim your name.

They kill in your name.

Muslims murder in your name.

Your name is wonderful.

Your name is powerful.

You are intoxicating.

Did Elisha your man not make an iron axe float on water?

Did your son not walk on water?

Did you not make the Arameans blind?

Blessed be your glorious name

And may it be exalted above all blessing and praise.

Yashabawawashabalawala. Yemashimawallalaa. Walshamamabamabashalam!

You alone are the lord!

You made heavens

Even the highest heavens

And all their starry host

The earth and all that is on it

The seas and all that is in them

You give life to everything

And multitudes of heaven worship you.

You are the lord god who took abram from Ur of Chaldeans and renamed him Abraham.

You promised to commit genocide and wipe away the Canaanites, Hittites, Amorites, Jebusites and Girhashites so his descendants can take over their land.

They went further and murdered the people of Heshbon, Bashan and the Philistines.

They didn’t know anything about south America and Australia.

Oh! Patient one, you made sure the world heard about you through the sword, colonialism, wars, jihad and crusades.

You gave laws that are just and right: you even told us how to treat slaves and that women must shut up and put up.

Righteous one!

You brought water from rock and your son brought wine from water.

Reliable God!

Beautiful god!

My cup overflows.

Supernatural god.

Praises unto you forever and ever.

Sounds like a serial law breaker.

What does it say about xtians that I met all my girlfriends at the church but met my wife at a school?

Satan was really guiding me even though I didn't know it. Thank you Satan because even inside the house of the enemy, you provided for thy servant.

don't go to church.

Is obadiah777 allergic to this thread?

striktlymi: Another major problem is that the mods take decisions based on the 'reputation' of members. If Alfa commits half the 'crime' you complain of, I bet he won't go without getting nailed; but if on the other hand "Mr. Goody two-shoes" aka striktlymi commits same offence, I may go without even a warning.

My only crime is following the Enlightened One.
It disturbs illiterate agents of darkness and secrecy.

Logicboy03: .


I tot i was the only one who wondered why the comments werent just hidden........when has it beCome necessary to beg someone to stop derailing on this actual thread? Lol

watch her hide our comments

HumbledbYGrace: I think I like AMFM....he reminds me so much of Job, that guy from Uz,

Ishi and Enigma stop derailling abeg, the match is between Mr so and so, with Ajiban as a referee...Aji...I see you o

Some members are begged to stop derailing, others are outrightly banned for asking simple questions. xtian values.

This Abati fall my hand.
Even if Sahara reporters were right, the Presidency shouldn't be stooping to their level.

I can confidently announce that next week,

WE WILL STILL BE TOP!

GUNNERS!!!!!!!!!

We stay top!
We stay top!
We stay top!
We stay top!
We stay top!

Will you give your life to Satan? If you will, your problems are over.

Why were all posts refering to this man's tribe hidden?

Not even kicked off and we are still top.
Haha.

Go gunners!
Top Gunners!

[size=18pt]LOOSERPOOL![/size]

And just in case you are wondering, This is the proof of Santa.

https://www.usborne.com/images/covers/eng/max_covers/pull-back-busy-santa.jpg

justaqad: you need the proof of Allah?
the Quran is

ok.

you need proof of miracle,
banana is.

grab a banana and marvel at the miracle.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]

Stop being sentimental. I ban more igbos than any other tribe on these boards, if you must know. The logs are there. The difference is that they choose not to broadcast the bans and create threads about them.

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I still don't know why your people are denying you even though you show in every possible manner that you are one of them.

maybe they became extinct.

justaqad: Show me or can you perform any?
The quran has been around for over 1400,no one has dared replicate it....
Unlike miracles illusions.. Even David Copperfield, Chris angels knows better..
It's all illusion

I asked about allah and you go on about quran.
I don't need proof of quran.
show me proof of allah.

justaqad: the quran is there for you to disprove.

so are miracles.

[quote author=s!s! afrika]i rebuke you on Jesus Name[/quote]I have never known a more powerless name.