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Another HBG ban. Humbled by grace is too emotional for this job. I asked her a simple question but instead of answering, I got a ban. Seun. Your mod is exceeding herself. |
I would create perfectly imperfect humans in my image. |
I would authorize pedophilia. |
I would be insecure and demand constant adoration. |
I would force their children to sleep with each other. |
I would make a man and force him to sleep with his clone. |
I would make conflicting laws. |
I would order my prophet to go and marry a prostitute. |
I would hide myself. |
I would disvirgin and impregnate some guy's fiancee and force him to marry her. |
idnoble135: Sorry, you are not God.Thank doG for that. |
I would be jealous of other gods. |
[quote author=KOKOVIBES.com]@Op ..... Kai ȋ just pity U this morning,[/quote]Do not pity me, rather pity yourself for thou art filled with iniquity. For thy brain rotteth in ignorance For thou art a coward For thou thinketh not for thineself For thou art like a parrot that repeteath words of its masters. For thou incarnateth uselessness. |
Numbers 15:32-36 32 And while the children of Israel were in the wilderness, they found a man that gathered sticks upon the sabbath day. 33 And they that found him gathering sticks brought him unto Moses and Aaron, and unto all the congregation. 34 And they put him in ward, because it was not declared what should be done to him. 35 And the Lord said unto Moses, The man shall be surely put to death: all the congregation shall stone him with stones without the camp. 36 And all the congregation brought him without the camp, and stoned him with stones, and he died; as the Lord commanded Moses. |
I would order genocide. |
I would create an opponent that I can't kill. |
I would create foreskin and ask my creatures to cut it off. |
I would regulate slavery. |
I would not have a wife. |
I would kill myself if you steal your friend's goat. |
kulkris: I cant believe a human being created in the likeness and image of God can write this@op......for your own good beta repent and accept Jesus christ cos u knw y?HELL ISNT A NICE PLACE TO SPEND ENTERNITY.Hell is the best place to spend eternity. |
onyfrank, when are you going to open a new thread? I need me some laffs. |
obadiah777: how you know it is false ?Ask Ajibam. |
op, if jesus saw a jet, he would run and hide behind a fig tree crying "eloi, eloi. mama, papa, save me". |
obadiah777: they are in the valley of dry bonesNow ban yourself for breaking rule 8 after Ajibam has warned you. |
aManFromMars: Lol. Coming from the same guy whose gender was once female.Brutal. |
Chukwu is Great. His servant Amadioha protects us all. Amadioha can lift and put you down. When I pray, I face Aro. That is His abode. Ekene dili Chukwu. Chineke, your servant that obeyed you and created us. For that, we are grateful. Anwu, your servant that watches over us by day with His great eye. We salute you. Chukwu Abiama. Imeela. Proud Igbo. |
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