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Nairaland GeneralBanned For Asking A Question. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 12:24pm On Nov 20, 2013
Another HBG ban.

Humbled by grace is too emotional for this job.


I asked her a simple question but instead of answering, I got a ban.

Seun. Your mod is exceeding herself.
Christianity EtcRe: If I Were God. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 12:09pm On Nov 20, 2013
I would create perfectly imperfect humans in my image.
Christianity EtcRe: If I Were God. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 12:06pm On Nov 20, 2013
I would authorize pedophilia.
Christianity EtcRe: If I Were God. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 11:57am On Nov 20, 2013
I would be insecure and demand constant adoration.
Christianity EtcRe: If I Were God. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 11:55am On Nov 20, 2013
I would force their children to sleep with each other.
Christianity EtcRe: If I Were God. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 11:54am On Nov 20, 2013
I would make a man and force him to sleep with his clone.
Christianity EtcRe: If I Were God. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 11:53am On Nov 20, 2013
I would make conflicting laws.
Christianity EtcRe: If I Were God. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 11:50am On Nov 20, 2013
I would order my prophet to go and marry a prostitute.
Christianity EtcRe: If I Were God. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 11:48am On Nov 20, 2013
I would hide myself.
Christianity EtcRe: If I Were God. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 10:52am On Nov 20, 2013
I would disvirgin and impregnate some guy's fiancee and force him to marry her.
Christianity EtcRe: If I Were God. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 10:51am On Nov 20, 2013
idnoble135: Sorry, you are not God.
Thank doG for that.
Christianity EtcRe: If I Were God. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 10:51am On Nov 20, 2013
I would be jealous of other gods.
Jokes EtcRe: God Is Powerless by AlfaSeltzer(op): 10:49am On Nov 20, 2013
[quote author=KOKOVIBES.com]@Op ..... Kai ȋ just pity U this morning,[/quote]Do not pity me, rather pity yourself for thou art filled with iniquity.
For thy brain rotteth in ignorance
For thou art a coward
For thou thinketh not for thineself
For thou art like a parrot that repeteath words of its masters.
For thou incarnateth uselessness.
Christianity EtcRe: Great Verses From The Bible, ... That Christians Are Ashamed Of. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 10:46am On Nov 20, 2013
Numbers 15:32-36

32 And while the children of Israel were in the wilderness, they found a man that gathered sticks upon the sabbath day.

33 And they that found him gathering sticks brought him unto Moses and Aaron, and unto all the congregation.

34 And they put him in ward, because it was not declared what should be done to him.

35 And the Lord said unto Moses, The man shall be surely put to death: all the congregation shall stone him with stones without the camp.

36 And all the congregation brought him without the camp, and stoned him with stones, and he died; as the Lord commanded Moses.
Christianity EtcRe: If I Were God. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 10:41am On Nov 20, 2013
I would order genocide.
Christianity EtcRe: If I Were God. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 10:40am On Nov 20, 2013
I would create an opponent that I can't kill.
Christianity EtcRe: If I Were God. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 10:39am On Nov 20, 2013
I would create foreskin and ask my creatures to cut it off.
Christianity EtcRe: If I Were God. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 10:38am On Nov 20, 2013
I would regulate slavery.
Christianity EtcRe: If I Were God. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 10:37am On Nov 20, 2013
I would not have a wife.
Christianity EtcIf I Were God. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 10:36am On Nov 20, 2013
I would kill myself if you steal your friend's goat.
Jokes EtcRe: God Is Powerless by AlfaSeltzer(op): 4:36pm On Nov 19, 2013
kulkris: I cant believe a human being created in the likeness and image of God can write this@op......for your own good beta repent and accept Jesus christ cos u knw y?HELL ISNT A NICE PLACE TO SPEND ENTERNITY.
Hell is the best place to spend eternity.
Christianity EtcRe: Even Water Proves That Atheism Is False. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 4:34pm On Nov 19, 2013
onyfrank, when are you going to open a new thread? I need me some laffs.
Christianity EtcRe: Pls, Where Is Frosbel And Ijawkid? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:13pm On Nov 19, 2013
obadiah777: how you know it is false ? undecided
Ask Ajibam.
Christianity EtcRe: Things Jesus Didnt Address by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:10pm On Nov 19, 2013
op, if jesus saw a jet, he would run and hide behind a fig tree crying "eloi, eloi. mama, papa, save me".
Christianity EtcRe: Pls, Where Is Frosbel And Ijawkid? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:06pm On Nov 19, 2013
obadiah777: they are in the valley of dry bones
Now ban yourself for breaking rule 8 after Ajibam has warned you.
Christianity EtcRe: Pls, Where Is Frosbel And Ijawkid? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:56pm On Nov 19, 2013
aManFromMars: Lol. Coming from the same guy whose gender was once female.
Smh.
Brutal.
Christianity EtcRe: God Puts Down One And Sets Up Another by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:55pm On Nov 19, 2013
Chukwu is Great. His servant Amadioha protects us all. Amadioha can lift and put you down.

When I pray, I face Aro. That is His abode.

Ekene dili Chukwu.
Chineke, your servant that obeyed you and created us. For that, we are grateful.
Anwu, your servant that watches over us by day with His great eye. We salute you.
Chukwu Abiama. Imeela.

Proud Igbo.

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