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Jokes EtcRe: Phone Conversation Between Tinubu And Ngigi After The Election. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 5:16pm On Nov 18, 2013
grin grin grin grin grin

can't stop laughing.
PoliticsRe: Oduah Slammed! Lawmakers Recommend 3-year Jail Term Over Bulletproof Cars by AlfaSeltzer(m): 3:43pm On Nov 18, 2013
Reptyle: You don't get it do you?

This is not a case of our thief is bigger than yours or kill your thief and I'll kill mine. This is a situation where an elite class of crooks across the length and breath of this country are milking the country's resources for their personal benefits while average Nigerians like you and I suffer for lack.

They will start gender or tribal based wars to keep us distracted and occupied, while they cart away our common wealth.

You and I are the ultimate losers if people like Stella Oduah are allowed to remain in office.
Arrest your tribesmen first. Then we will talk about Stella.
PoliticsRe: Senate Steps Down On Decision To Invite Aviation Minister Stella Oduah For Probe by AlfaSeltzer(m): 3:37pm On Nov 18, 2013
I find it very insulting to use the word "probe" when talking about women.
@ op, has your mom been probed lately?
PoliticsRe: What Has Fani-kayode Said About The Russian Plane Crash? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 3:35pm On Nov 18, 2013
Fanny wouldn't want to lose his travel visa, so his basket mouth stays shut on this one.

Na when he see beautiful Igbo women that he starts ranting like a mad dog on heat.
Christianity EtcRe: Dismantling The New Testament. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 3:30pm On Nov 18, 2013
shdemidemi: the bible isn't your eery day novel or story book..u can read it front to back, all u get might be head knowledge and no understanding but you can't exhaust the revelation and the wisdom in the bible. It is new and fresh everyday.
Is that why you refuse to read it?
I dare you to challenge your laziness and read your holy book instead coming here to spit pulpit-fed talking points.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Best Of Logicboy Series........ by AlfaSeltzer(m): 3:25pm On Nov 18, 2013
Uyi Iredia: No I am an atheist as a matter of wanting to. jayriginal can explain. Deism is cooler IMO cool
confused soul.
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 3:22pm On Nov 18, 2013
Ishilove: Are you on your menstrual period? You sound like a shrewish nag on her period.
What a nice autobiography, my love. So Satanic. Glory!
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 12:43pm On Nov 18, 2013
Ishilove: You must be fuccking kidding me...
Ah! Ishi my love. Good morning to you. May the blessings of Satan fill your day.
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 12:42pm On Nov 18, 2013
texanomaly: Obviously I did not notice. I went to a top ranked university, and majored in English. It was a mistake. There's no need to be so rude, to me or others here.
Are you calling truth rudeness?
Is that why You are a christian? To live your blissful lies?
Christianity EtcRe: Dismantling The New Testament. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 12:31pm On Nov 18, 2013
shdemidemi: yes, I have read the bible.. Not all of It cos I can't exhaust it. Why do u ask?
That's what I said earlier. Either you haven't read the bible or you have comprehension problems. You just confirmed you haven't read it. Like many xtians.

For a single book you all proclaim is the most important ever written. It is surprising you guys don't even make the effort to read it. And here you are trying to defend the writing in a book you haven't even completely read.
Christianity EtcRe: Best Of Logicboy- Why Pastors, Imams, Priests Arent Good For You by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:56am On Nov 18, 2013
tobechi74: now,you know. He was expelled for .........................
Heterosexualism.
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 10:54am On Nov 18, 2013
texanomaly: You can also PM. Although if you are married with children why would you PM me?
What would your wife say about that?
I don't PM because I hate secrecy. Secrecy got Diana killed. Secrecy is making hypocritical churches thrive. Secrecy is generally bad.

Openness is Satanic. Openness is beautiful. I am proud of myself and showcase it. If you are not proud of yourself, don't tell me about yourself. Secretely or otherwise.
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 10:37am On Nov 18, 2013
texanomaly: PM me. I would be glad to answer you some place less public.
SMH
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 10:22am On Nov 18, 2013
texanomaly: I really don't know if I should believe you or not. I think you planned it that way. I don't know what to make of you half the time Alfa.
what you choose to believe is entirely up to you. why do you not want to tell us if you have children?
Christianity EtcRe: Dismantling The New Testament. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 10:21am On Nov 18, 2013
shdemidemi: I really did read through all you had to say, but what have you said that makes God less of who He is?
Have you read the bible? all of it?
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 10:09am On Nov 18, 2013
texanomaly: So you have kids? I would never have guessed it. Are you married? Are we talking a family unit here?
Yes. Married to a white christian lady. Lovely kids all over the house. Satan has really blessed me.
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 10:08am On Nov 18, 2013
texanomaly: I just realized you did not mean i was one of your children.

Wow...I didnt expect you to say yes.
I expected the usual sarcastic answer.
Sorry
I would expect such misunderstanding from illiterates like ishilove or hbg. Didn't you see the paragraph and the question mark?

Or is Texas education system as bad as Borno state own?
Christianity EtcRe: Dismantling The New Testament. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 10:05am On Nov 18, 2013
shdemidemi: Believe what you want sir, the fact remains that human philosophies remain unstable and unsure. People come up with different thoughts n opinions that they base their belief on as if they were true.
We here things like 'all men/women are bastards'...speak to the man or woman who made such statement after he or she finds the other half, they might be saying something different.

The scriptures is too certain, more sure and remains a guide to godly living.
Either you haven't read it or you have comprehension problems.
PoliticsRe: Oduah Slammed! Lawmakers Recommend 3-year Jail Term Over Bulletproof Cars by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:07am On Nov 18, 2013
Ijogz K: Ok u av stated your view, you can pick up your books and study while expecting ASUU to call of the strike delaying your Matriculation..
kiss
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 9:05am On Nov 18, 2013
texanomaly: Yeah...you
me?
Christianity EtcRe: Best Of Logicboy- Why Pastors, Imams, Priests Arent Good For You by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:04am On Nov 18, 2013
Logicboy03: That should be a recent change. Still, the priests will never state anything positive or sensitive about disbelief in Mass.

Maybe you forget that I was a catholic and almost became a priest......
They really hit you hard, eh.
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 9:02am On Nov 18, 2013
texanomaly: grin
So, do you have children?
Jokes EtcRe: God Is Powerless by AlfaSeltzer(op): 9:00am On Nov 18, 2013
bonaventure73: When u type that name JESUS again u will fall and shout JESUS is LORD
BIG FAIL
Jokes EtcRe: God Is Powerless by AlfaSeltzer(op): 9:00am On Nov 18, 2013
Satan is THE LORD
Jokes EtcRe: God Is Powerless by AlfaSeltzer(op): 8:59am On Nov 18, 2013
JESUS
CrimeRe: Gunmen Storm Ekiti Hospital, Demand Day Old Babies by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:59am On Nov 18, 2013
Why are all these ritual killing news coming from one part of the country? Is it a culture of a particular tribe we can't mention?
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 8:54am On Nov 18, 2013
texanomaly: Hmmm...

You have no idea how backwards that statement really is.
huh
Christianity EtcRe: Please I Realy Need A Help by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:51am On Nov 18, 2013
zeuskyrocky: God forbid bad thing.I will love suffering even more than Job suffered rather than serving a Satan. i will keep on my trust in God alone and i know i due cause He will make me to smile.Please, i advice you to retrace your step and serve and find Christ because He is the only source of Joy and wealth.
No, he is not. Look around you. Look at his followers and look at the followers of the Knowledgeable One.
Anyway, you wanted help so you can financially take care of your family. My Master can provide you with that. That's all. Think about it.
Christianity EtcRe: Dismantling The New Testament. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 8:47am On Nov 18, 2013
shdemidemi: Have u ran out of zip on reasons why God is wicked n unfair and a murderer? A few more for u- Can u imagine! All of mankind will die imminently @ some time, u see? Wicked God abi

He also watched His apostles die horrific deaths..wicked

He also made Jesus go through such painful death....hmm isn't that the height?

May be we should sue him or dethrone him or stop serving him may be He will seize to be God...abi

You remind ♍ƺ of my lil child that throw tantrums when he mistakenly changes his cartoon programme to skybox service. He makes statements like 'daddy,the t.v is spoilt'. Is the t.v really spoilt? Ofcourse not.

How much can u really hate your maker? Please go as far as u possibly can for the deeper u go the more the glory that goes to God when u eventually come to the knowledge of the truth.
At least the little boy wasn't complaining to a dead jew. Which brings the question of the mental age of christians as even children don't run to dead people when they have problems.
Christianity EtcRe: Dismantling The New Testament. by AlfaSeltzer(op): 8:44am On Nov 18, 2013
Bidam: Lost soul groping in the dark.Who told you that's what that scripture meant?
You want to apologise?

If the scripture meant something else, the scripture should have said something else.
Or does your god have a poor grasp of grammar and lack of clarity of expression?
Christianity EtcRe: Please I Realy Need A Help by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:41am On Nov 18, 2013
Are you willing to serve Satan?

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