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Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 9:58am On Oct 02, 2013
Satan gives us knowledge and understanding. I know more now than I ever thought possible. This knowledge makes me feel secure, even though there is much more for me to learn. Knowledge itself is infinite.

Knowledge is the key to everything. Understanding life, feeling confident along with a sense of direction is very important for both personal and spiritual evolution. Many yogis, martial artists and others have power, but they do not have the knowledge concerning how to use it. Without the knowledge, it is useless in many areas except for walking on hot coals like fakirs or breaking boards and bricks.

Satan guides us to grow in power and shows us how we can use this power and be the best we can be. Most people do not have any spiritual answers. Life becomes confusing and meaningless. Depression, drug and alcohol abuse, confusion, insecurity and apathy are the condition of many, regardless of material wealth and fame.

Satan is the giver of knowledge. We learn when we are ready. I have found Demons are the best teachers. What they can teach us is way beyond that of what any human knows. Time and patience are needed. We learn as we go along, are ready, and are open. Satan and his Demons are always there with answers to our questions and to help and guide us.
Christianity EtcRe: Does God Need Man To Survive? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:26am On Oct 02, 2013
don't ask questions. that's unxtian. just believe out of fear. if you doubt, he's prepared a torture chamber 4 u.
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 12:15am On Oct 02, 2013
May Satan guide and protect y'all tonight.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal V Napoli - UCL (2 - 0) On 1st October 2013 by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:00pm On Oct 01, 2013
Who was talking before?
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 7:22pm On Oct 01, 2013
texanomaly: wink

Thanks, but I'm taken anyway.
That is not a problem for me. Infact the only thing stopping me from attacking your case now is that Ishilove would see it.

(Ishi, my love. I didn't mean that)
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 7:15pm On Oct 01, 2013
texanomaly: yes. Why?
Because I was expecting a black lady. Nice suprise though. Nice smile and if Ishi hasn't stolen my heart, I would be on your case.
PoliticsRe: Why Do You Hate Buhari? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 3:29pm On Oct 01, 2013
kingoflag: Zik, Ojukwu and few other leaders fled Biafra and left the people to their fate...how do you feel about them?
This is about Buhari and I have said my own.
Christianity EtcRe: Reasons Not To Be Afraid Of Ghosts by AlfaSeltzer(op): 3:22pm On Oct 01, 2013
Ajibam: you reason satanically...I don't need to comment on THIS
Maybe because you have nothing constructive to add.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Steaua Bucharest Vs Chelsea - UCL (0 - 4) On 1st October 2013 by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:44pm On Oct 01, 2013
Chelsea, Eiyaah.
Christianity EtcRe: Reasons Not To Be Afraid Of Ghosts by AlfaSeltzer(op): 2:41pm On Oct 01, 2013
Ajibam: even if they are real...
at the name of Jesus they will bow
See fear.
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 2:40pm On Oct 01, 2013
Ajibam: you are highly blinded to the truth
Don't let me quote your book here for you.
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 2:40pm On Oct 01, 2013
[quote author=uj_sizzle]It's Chibuebem's fault, then i saw Alfa post in igbo and i was like shocked I'll be damned.
But all izz well, y'all have fun smiley[/quote]Uwa di small. Echebum n'ibu onye ofe akwu.

Welcome to our Satanatic Lounge area. All inclusive.
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 1:37pm On Oct 01, 2013
Ajibam: who is the father of deceithuh
Satan
You are highly misinformed.
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 1:32pm On Oct 01, 2013
Chibuebem: thank God nsogbu adiro too much ooo. Mua na-ekele Chineke. Kelekwa onnye I choro I kele. grin Adim happy for you.

Nwokem. My head must be truly decieving me, cuz I know I have the greatest freedom of all. Anyway that's for another thread. grin
It's not only your head that is deceiving you. Your pastor is also deceiving you. Maybe even your family and former teachers. There is deceit everywhere.
PoliticsRe: Why Do You Hate Buhari? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:28pm On Oct 01, 2013
I have a positive hatred for anybody that participated in the war against my people.
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 1:23pm On Oct 01, 2013
Chibuebem: ...On this ROCK shall I build my CHURCH and the gates of HELL shall not prevail against it
-Jesus Christ

grin grin grin

Nwokem. Happy independence. Kee maka ndi be gi? Ha dikwa mma?
Anyi di mma. Nsogbu adiro too much. Satan is in charge.
If you think you are independent, that's your head lying to you.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal V Napoli - UCL (2 - 0) On 1st October 2013 by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:21pm On Oct 01, 2013
JMOI: If you think Higuain and co will sink Arsenal like this post.
Tell us your team make we laugh a little.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Letter To Nairalanders. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:16pm On Oct 01, 2013
Sexkills listen. The only reason NL is extisting inspite of your nonsensical attitude here is because we cannot harm our own no matter the hatred. I will not through my hands harm the most succesful website out of Nigeria just because of silly people like you. If NL was a foreing website it would have long sinse been gone.

I want to ask those that are trying to harm NL what good it would do them. Why destroy this one good thing from our country? We know it's not perfect but hacking and damaging it wont make it any better. There are other ways to protest.
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 12:59pm On Oct 01, 2013
Ishilove: Has anyone ever tried to sodomise you?
My mistress does. Feels great.

And you, anyone tried yet?
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op):
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 12:38pm On Oct 01, 2013
Ishilove: It's a surprise smiley
Went to church last sunday.
Nobody tried to sodomize me but they did scream at me in latin and threw water at me.
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 12:22pm On Oct 01, 2013
Ishilove: Come on, sweerie, let's head to the Synagogue Church of all Nations smiley
to do what exactly?
Christianity EtcRe: The Satanic Chatbox. Everybody Is Welcome by AlfaSeltzer(op): 12:02pm On Oct 01, 2013
After years of struggle, I no longer have to fight my inner demons. I'm on their side now.
Christianity EtcRe: Reasons Not To Be Afraid Of Ghosts by AlfaSeltzer(op): 11:03am On Oct 01, 2013
FOLYKAZE: Im coming for you in dream Alfa.

You will know ghost is real. Lol.

Or you pay ma free you
Exactly. As real as dreams.
Christianity EtcRe: Reasons Not To Be Afraid Of Ghosts by AlfaSeltzer(op): 11:02am On Oct 01, 2013
Scharck: Your very first sentence contradicts everything else you had to say. huhYour very first sentence contradicts everything else you had to say.
You see that? Makes you wonder why people are afraid of it. Too many contradictions.
Christianity EtcRe: Reasons Not To Be Afraid Of Ghosts by AlfaSeltzer(op): 10:42am On Oct 01, 2013
macof: What is this alfa huh Are u into ghosts now?
Don't fear. Ghosts ain't real.
PoliticsRe: Your Independence Messages For Nigeria by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:12am On Oct 01, 2013
Nigeria, please. I think you are now old enough to take your retirement and let your children, the diverses republics, take care of themselves like grown-up.
PoliticsRe: Happy 53rd Independence Day To Nigerians And Nairalanders by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:10am On Oct 01, 2013
Where's the momma? Oba Chief Luggard.

I hope it's the last birthday of the offspring of the coloniser. And there's nothing happy about it.
Christianity EtcRe: Aftermath Of Sex Scandal: Mass Exodus Hits COZA by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:08am On Oct 01, 2013
demelza: And from which grimy and filth-ridden part of Hades, did this one crawl out from?
how very christian of you.
Christianity EtcRe: Aftermath Of Sex Scandal: Mass Exodus Hits COZA by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:32am On Oct 01, 2013
demelza: So up till now, God is still preparing a robust reply huh
The day that reply finally comes, Im sure the reception will dwarf that of the 10 commandments. undecided
And this is the god that is going to judge me at the end? Haha. I'll wipe the floor with him. His angels will abandon him and follow me to hell.
Christianity EtcReasons Not To Be Afraid Of Ghosts by AlfaSeltzer(op): 9:27am On Oct 01, 2013
1. Nobody knows what exactly a ghost is.
2. Nobody have ever seen one. Only hearsay and unverified affirmations.
3. A ghost has never killed anybody. You have 0% chance of dying from ghost attack.
4. A ghost have absolutely no reason to haunt you.
5. If ghosts are powerful, you might as well die and become powerful and have some fun haunting your enemies.
6. Those pictures/videos of ghost you have seen, ask yourself, which tailor made their clothes because none of them is ever naked.
7. If a ghost starts haunting you and you don't react, what will it do? Kill itself?
8. A ghost have no use.

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