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Mr Troll: how? Does satan encourage trolling?

Satan wants us to be ready for any eventuality.

My people, please leave everything in doG's hand. doG is in control. If doG didn't want it to happen, it wouldn't have happened. Vengeance belongs to doG. In doG we trust in these last years. Go back to sleep.

The yorubas must be quaking right now.

Mr Troll: Hey Alfa, we now have the Deactivate button. You can now deactivate your other 20 monikers

That would be unsatanic.

lorretta u: @crackhaus.
Oh I do have a very very active imagination.you've no idea the kinda things that go thru my mind

And remind me never to be in a car while you're driving.
That's one of the worst ways to die(IMO). I abhor anything painful.

The thought of pain is gonna put me off child birth for some years even after I get married.

Pain can be sweet and exhilarating. Remember the saying, no pain, no gain.

texanomaly: Alfa, this video made me think of you. You'll know why when you see it.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq3t4gwlzFQ&sns=em

Haha. Not me anyway. I'm a very cool suit and tie guy even though I have me some Satanic tatoos.

Is that your pic on your profile?

[quote author=ajao.abeey]may GOD forgive us 4 all our sins j man look's like gay throughly[/quote]the signs are there.

[quote author=Okija_juju]Meanwhile I hear say them go soon evict Sexkillz...




Where all those Apkroko dem wey dey full this bar before.. NA TRUE?![/quote]Goat head celebrations.

OLAADEGBU: God was and is still in eternity. Eternity is the lifetime of the never dying God.

See this thread for details: https://www.nairaland.com/1438016/how-atheist

Where?

Ishilove: Who are the jobless people that liked Mr Troll's post sef?

I did. It was Satanically brutal.

Seun, please listen to the voice of Satan.
You have tried fundamental christians and the consensus is that it is not working. We need at least another cool headed moderator here that actually understands this forum and this section. I want to nominate stricktlymi as a fourth mod or a replacement mod for either abijam or HBG.

This section is getting drier day by day and it is squarely the fault of the new regime. We have tried your way and it is failing, give us our own way and see how it works.

Hail Satan.

honey: top of the morning to you....... are you still being persecuted in the rel. sec.

everywhere my dear, everywhere.

[quote author=Ms_Steph]My dear all u are just saying dat. As a guy don't u have the type of gals u ask out? So I shld just pick any guy dat comes my way? Is dat how u see tins? So u want me to date an okada man who can't speak english? Or shoe maker? If u sister show go dat low how will u feel?[/quote]I am a Satanists and as such, I have standards. You on the other hand, are a christians and you should be showing the christian value of humility. I ask you again, what do think jesus meant when he ordered you people to NOT JUDGE?

If you want to compare yourself to me, first renounce christ and we will talk.


Talking of okada men and shoe makers, I have seen many a millionaire fall and shoeless fishermen become president. You don't know tomorrow.

On one hand, I want sexkills to stay as he is doing a good job of allienating intelligent posters and great nigerian political pundits like myself from the politics section and you losers deserve him. On the other hand, his worthlessness inclines me to wish for the good of NL that he is pushed out.

In any case, alfa lives by the mighty grace of Satan. If you have a problem, jump into river niger.

[quote author=Ms_Steph]So u mean I should settle for anytin? wen I say below me u shld knw wat I mean[/quote]Typical xtian.

When jesus told you not to judge, you think he meant what? People below you?! Please get down from your high seat and smell the coffee. Your biological time is ticking and you are even lucky that there are men interested in you. Instead of you trying to hook in one of them and refine him to your taste you are seeking deliverance from another unmarried man that knows absolutely nothing about heterosextual relationships and is very likely a child abuser.

My advice is buy a mirror and take a good careful look at yourself.

Nmeri17: When i see comments like the ones im seeing here, How can i not be grateful to God for opening my eyes to see whats so hard for u guys. I mean, is it really this hard to JUST BELIEVE whatever the bible says Why not drop whatever it is you think you know and believe. Would an ordinary fairy tale book as you call it have lasted all these years without getting lost in history <

Mr Man, go and read the bible first then come back and let's discuss your beliefs.

as a ghana man used to sing, "all die be die".

Majestic Satan...
You give us the power to trample the remnants of Christianity that are left in this world.
Fill us with your essence,
And let it run through our veins, our souls, our minds... our entire being.
We trample on the cross... we spit upon the book of lies... we desecrate the virgin LovePeddler.
Forever standing proud against the Abrahamic god,
We blaspheme his holy spirit and laugh at his suffering.
We inspire those in shackles to break free from his tyrant ways,
By enticing them to take that precious bite so they will be delivered forevermore.
You are the mighty one, Lord Satan,
And you have bestowed upon us the knowledge that has made us what we are today.
We hail your name, and stand strong with you for all eternity,
As you inspire us to complete the work you have for us.
We are warriors for you in this world and beyond
Standing up to our enemies and yours alike.
We honour you through our words, our actions, and our thoughts;
And each day that we live upon this earth, may we grow stronger in our love for you.
You are our Father, our Teacher, our Muse, our Everything,
And we have taken your mark in dedication.
The universe will know that we are yours;
So place your mighty hand upon us, and lead us further down your infernal path.
Hail Satan!

[quote author=Ms_Steph]how do you mean pls?[/quote]catholic priests are mostly interested in children.

[quote author=Ms_Steph]I am a catholic can a reverend father deliver me too?[/quote]it depends on your age.

Ishilove: Darkness and light have nothing in common

One can't exist without the other. They need each other inspite of their animosities.

nnofaith: is troll and alfa same person?!

no

Ishilove: And sarcasm doesn't affect me

That's why we should be together. We get each other.

Ishilove: Double entendre

Your intelligence is dumbfounding.

Ishilove: There's a spot in the kingdom of God reserved for you, if only you'll open up your heart to let Jesus in...

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Welcome to our domain.

I think if you have a spot for me, you are the one that needs to open it up.

I want to invite ishilove to the satanic chatbox for a special chat. If you see her, let her know that a special gift is waiting for her there.

Mr Troll: touched a nerve? Why the long face?

no. was in a bad mood. missing Ishilove.

Afam4eva: Some of these bloggers are satanists. It's not by force to do a legitimate job illegitimately. There's armed robbery and kidnapping and they pay very well. I don't understand how a blogger can intentional try to malign someone just to get traffic. God will punish poverty before the year runs out.

I think if you look well, they are actually church going xtians.

Haters keep hating. Satan is winning.

mukina2: people are talking, Liverpool now decides to talk. Even if all the teams decide to dash Liverpool 50 points upfront you will still fumble

this is indeed the bar, i think Kasu is either drunk or trying to be drunk

So na even liverpool the lost one is supporting. I was thinking he was supporting a decent club like sunderland or wigan.

Katsumoto: Is the league ending tomorrow?

Don't provoke me again.

we r still on top.