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Satan does not fear humanity.
Satan does not fear science
Satan does not demand that you worship him.
Satan will never threaten you with everlasting torture.
Satan does not judge you.
Satan does not demand that you give him your money
Satan doesn't require a day of laziness from you
Satan will not confuse you with contradicting rules
Satan will not require impossible tasks from you
Satan's love is free
Satan wants you to have knowledge and be wise
Satan wants you to have all the pleasures and riches you can in this life

Come to Him today. You can't go wrong with Satan

RationalDude: This satanic dude means business oo.

Satan sees you. Greetings.

[quote author=J-Kendi]Am afraid, u have to knw dah doz words shouldn't be for ur fellow human. How much more Jesus Himself.

Do u really wana be responsible for wah u said about him?[/quote]Sorry I didn't affirm those. The bible did. You can hold the bible responsible.

edoyad: You have answered me already ?


Now my second question is, how can he make rich beyond my wildest dreams ?

It is so simple it boggles the mind why people accept poverty fostering religions.

Just keep Satan's commandments and riches will overflow. His principles are simple: love yourself. put yourself first. If you can do this, then riches will come.

edoyad: Is satan male, female or Herm ?
Is it hetero or Bi ?
Does it have sex and is it the Hetero, Homo or Bisexual kind ?
Details please

Satan can be whatever He wants to be.

Fast guy pastor has now psychologically manipulated the sheeple into a state of guilt. This will cause them to overgive more generously during tithes and any time he wants money to "do something for the poor".

Mr Troll: I thought there was freedom of speech here? Why the hidden posts

Trigger happy mods. Maybe they are tired of protecting their weak jesus and now think that Almighty Satan needs their protection as well. Sorry mods, Satan don't need you to protect him. He can take care of himself unlike your gods.

aManFromMars: are Martians allowed on this thread?

As you have posted, you have become one of us and thus are very much welcome. May Satan bless you.

Satan on top.

Javanian: Something like this happened, but you can go ahead as long as they are not 'offensive to islam'.

who is this "islam" you speak about?

Bestow upon me, Satan, the characteristics of the Dragon.
Overwhelming strength, vanquishing all weakness.
Uncompromising power, to manifest my Will.
A fierce presence, in the face of my enemies.
Dreadfully protective, a shield for those I care about.
May its fire burn in my spirit, keeping the black flame bright.

I want to complain that some people are derailing this complaint thread.

Maybe Tomorrow


Maybe tomorrow, I will paint a picture... as the fire deep inside craves expression.

Maybe I will embrace the Serpent’s wisdom... as it is the cornerstone of who I am.

Maybe I will rise from the ashes like Phenex... as the past is dead, and can never keep me down.

Maybe I will make a difference in someones life... as it can change the world.

Maybe I will travel to an unknown location... as treasures can be found in the unlikeliest of places.

Maybe I will allow him into my heart... because the Ancient Dragon is my Creator and my Destroyer.


Maybe tomorrow, I will perform a special ritual... as the Serpent gave the world a gift when he slithered in the garden.

Maybe I shall write the book I was meant to write... so the unknown will become known.

Maybe I will change my circumstances… and manifest my Will despite what happens to me.

Maybe I will break the shackles that bind me... as one should never give up.

Maybe I will unleash the Dragon within... as darkness is the foundation, and through it, the truth is found.

Maybe I will learn to dance... as I am loved by those who matter to me.


Maybe tomorrow, I will listen to the philosophical words of Paimon... as they lead to an understanding of all that is.

Maybe I will take a new course... as learning is limitless, and stagnation the greatest enemy.

Maybe I will share what matters to me... as battles can't always be won, yet the war for truth should always be fought.

Maybe I shall spread my wings and fly... as freedom is everything.

Maybe I will petition Vassago about what the future holds... as it is never too late to change direction.


Maybe tomorrow I will...



But my Lord Satan says... why not today?

macof: good question. I went to church to get more info and observe how Christians still fool themselves.

yeah, I know what you mean. I mostly watch them on television and laughing my head off at the organised madness called religion.

macof: precisely, I think they are all fooling around, Playing along with the horror story that their jewish fathers have made them read from their childhood. Satan leads the world astray? Or Men lead themselves astray. By all the bible verse u gave here, it just proves that ur satan takes permission from God before doing anything, would a rebellious fellow take permission to do what he feels like? It aslo proves that Men are in position to resist Satan, with self-control/will power, that same will power is responsible for the sins of Men because u can't actually be force to commit sin, its ur Will. So why blame anyone for ur own doing?

You are right. Satan doesn't exist. We are just playing around. Don't let those pastors deceive you.
By the way, why are you still going to church? You know their talk is full of bullshit, yet you still go?

He was violent
He was poor
He had poor grasp of science
His ancestor, Rahab, was a harlot.
He couldn't get a wife
He liked being surrounded by men
He loved wine a lot
He died like a thief
He died with thieves

1 Be gracious to me, Satan, be gracious to me,
for I take refuge in You.
I will seek refuge in the shadow of Your wings
until danger passes.
2 I call to Satan Most High,
to Lucifer who fulfills His purpose for me.
3 He reaches up from hell and saves me,
challenging the one who tramples me. Ave!
Satan sends His faithful love and truth.
4 I am surrounded by lions;
I lie down with those who devour men.
Their teeth are spears and arrows;
their tongues are sharp swords.
5 Satan, be exalted;
let Your glory be over the whole earth.
6 They prepared a net for my steps;
I was despondent.
They dug a pit ahead of me,
but they fell into it! Ave!

7 My heart is confident, Satan, my heart is confident.
I will sing; I will sing praises.
8 Wake up, my soul!
Wake up, harp and lyre!
I will wake up the dawn.
9 I will praise You, Lord, among the peoples;
I will sing praises to You among the nations.
10 For Your faithful love is as high as the heavens;
Your faithfulness reaches the clouds.
11 Satan, be exalted above the heavens;
let Your glory be over the whole earth.

I want to complain about the too much complaining of christians against atheist threads. And how their partisan xtian mods fall for their tantrums. Something should be done about this.

Ishilove: This has got to be the most disgusting thread I have ever had the misfortune to come across on Nairaland. This is an outrage!!!

I spit on this thread and all those who have blasphemed the name of the Lord.

My love. How you hurt when you could be happily in my arms. Satan can make your misfortunes go away. Come.

macof: I would like Christians, Jews and Muslims to tell Nairalanders if they have ever seen, heard, dreamt, had a vision or any prove to back the claim of Satan's existence. U say he is evil being a thief and a killer. what has he stolen? who has he killed?. what is his gender? how do u know he exist?. Am probably beginning to sound like an atheist but Keep calm am not an Atheist, however in this world u have to have a reason to believe something. I went to church yesterday and the pastor was saying "devil is in trouble" "devil is mad" etc. I wonder how the pastor knows the devil that he is saying the devil is in trouble. many Christians have said things about Christ has already won the battle against the Devil. so wat are these Christians still fighting against?. they say satan brought sin to the world, but how? My view on this is that Man is his own devil and his conscience is his Judge; Adam and Eve ate the damn fruit out of curiosity and not the devil deceiving them, if anything the serpent only told Eve the truth, And God acknowledged that by saying "man has become like us, knowing good and evil" (Genesis 3:22). Cain killed Abel out of anger and jealousy caused when God rejected his sacrifice but accepted Abel's, Even when God caused flood over the world, it was solely on mans wicked doings. Men are the evil to the world as even brothers cause harm to each other on selfish basis, armed robbers, politicians loathing government funds, etc. are Men at work, No devil in play here. The Devil has u know it is just a character in an ancient horror story.

Maybe you should try and read your bible.


1 Chronicles 21:1
Satan rose up against Israel and incited David to take a census of Israel.

Job 1:6
One day the angels came to present themselves before the Lord, and Satan also came with them.

Job 1:7
The Lord said to Satan, “Where have you come from?” Satan answered the Lord, “From roaming throughout the earth, going back and forth on it.”

Job 1:8
Then the Lord said to Satan, “Have you considered my servant Job? There is no one on earth like him; he is blameless and upright, a man who fears God and shuns evil.”

Job 1:9
“Does Job fear God for nothing?” Satan replied.

Job 1:12
The Lord said to Satan, “Very well, then, everything he has is in your power, but on the man himself do not lay a finger.” Then Satan went out from the presence of the Lord.

Job 2:1
On another day the angels came to present themselves before the Lord, and Satan also came with them to present himself before him.

Job 2:2
And the Lord said to Satan, “Where have you come from?” Satan answered the Lord, “From roaming throughout the earth, going back and forth on it.”

Job 2:3
Then the Lord said to Satan, “Have you considered my servant Job? There is no one on earth like him; he is blameless and upright, a man who fears God and shuns evil. And he still maintains his integrity, though you incited me against him to ruin him without any reason.”

Job 2:4
“Skin for skin!” Satan replied. “A man will give all he has for his own life.

Job 2:6
The Lord said to Satan, “Very well, then, he is in your hands; but you must spare his life.”

Job 2:7
So Satan went out from the presence of the Lord and afflicted Job with painful sores from the soles of his feet to the crown of his head.

Zechariah 3:1
Then he showed me Joshua the high priest standing before the angel of the Lord, and Satan standing at his right side to accuse him.

Zechariah 3:2
The Lord said to Satan, “The Lord rebuke you, Satan! The Lord, who has chosen Jerusalem, rebuke you! Is not this man a burning stick snatched from the fire?”

Matthew 4:10
Jesus said to him, “Away from me, Satan! For it is written: ‘Worship the Lord your God, and serve him only.’”

Matthew 12:26
If Satan drives out Satan, he is divided against himself. How then can his kingdom stand?

Matthew 16:23
Jesus turned and said to Peter, “Get behind me, Satan! You are a stumbling block to me; you do not have in mind the concerns of God, but merely human concerns.”

Mark 1:13
and he was in the wilderness forty days, being tempted by Satan. He was with the wild animals, and angels attended him.

Mark 3:23
So Jesus called them over to him and began to speak to them in parables: “How can Satan drive out Satan?

Mark 3:26
And if Satan opposes himself and is divided, he cannot stand; his end has come.

Mark 4:15
Some people are like seed along the path, where the word is sown. As soon as they hear it, Satan comes and takes away the word that was sown in them.

Mark 8:33
But when Jesus turned and looked at his disciples, he rebuked Peter. “Get behind me, Satan!” he said. “You do not have in mind the concerns of God, but merely human concerns.”

Luke 10:18
He replied, “I saw Satan fall like lightning from heaven.

Luke 11:18
If Satan is divided against himself, how can his kingdom stand? I say this because you claim that I drive out demons by Beelzebul.

Luke 13:16
Then should not this woman, a daughter of Abraham, whom Satan has kept bound for eighteen long years, be set free on the Sabbath day from what bound her?”

Luke 22:3
Then Satan entered Judas, called Iscariot, one of the Twelve.

Luke 22:31
“Simon, Simon, Satan has asked to sift all of you as wheat.

John 13:27
As soon as Judas took the bread, Satan entered into him. So Jesus told him, “What you are about to do, do quickly.”

Acts 5:3
Then Peter said, “Ananias, how is it that Satan has so filled your heart that you have lied to the Holy Spirit and have kept for yourself some of the money you received for the land?

Acts 26:18
to open their eyes and turn them from darkness to light, and from the power of Satan to God, so that they may receive forgiveness of sins and a place among those who are sanctified by faith in me.’

Romans 16:20
The God of peace will soon crush Satan under your feet. The grace of our Lord Jesus be with you.

1 Corinthians 5:5
hand this man over to Satan for the destruction of the flesh, so that his spirit may be saved on the day of the Lord.

1 Corinthians 7:5
Do not deprive each other except perhaps by mutual consent and for a time, so that you may devote yourselves to prayer. Then come together again so that Satan will not tempt you because of your lack of self-control.

2 Corinthians 2:11
in order that Satan might not outwit us. For we are not unaware of his schemes.

2 Corinthians 11:14
And no wonder, for Satan himself masquerades as an angel of light.

2 Corinthians 12:7
Therefore, in order to keep me from becoming conceited, I was given a thorn in my flesh, a messenger of Satan, to torment me.

1 Thessalonians 2:18
For we wanted to come to you—certainly I, Paul, did, again and again—but Satan blocked our way.

2 Thessalonians 2:9
The coming of the lawless one will be in accordance with how Satan works. He will use all sorts of displays of power through signs and wonders that serve the lie,

1 Timothy 1:20
Among them are Hymenaeus and Alexander, whom I have handed over to Satan to be taught not to blaspheme.

1 Timothy 5:15
Some have in fact already turned away to follow Satan.

Revelation 2:9
I know your afflictions and your poverty—yet you are rich! I know about the slander of those who say they are Jews and are not, but are a synagogue of Satan.

Revelation 2:13
I know where you live—where Satan has his throne. Yet you remain true to my name. You did not renounce your faith in me, not even in the days of Antipas, my faithful witness, who was put to death in your city—where Satan lives.

Revelation 2:24
Now I say to the rest of you in Thyatira, to you who do not hold to her teaching and have not learned Satan’s so-called deep secrets, ‘I will not impose any other burden on you,

Revelation 3:9
I will make those who are of the synagogue of Satan, who claim to be Jews though they are not, but are liars—I will make them come and fall down at your feet and acknowledge that I have loved you.

Revelation 12:9
The great dragon was hurled down—that ancient serpent called the devil, or Satan, who leads the whole world astray. He was hurled to the earth, and his angels with him.

Revelation 20:2
He seized the dragon, that ancient serpent, who is the devil, or Satan, and bound him for a thousand years.

Revelation 20:7
When the thousand years are over, Satan will be released from his prison

Do you think those that wrote these^^^ are just playing and fooling around?

macof: I honestly think those guys are just playing and fooling around, especially alfa

why do you think so?

I wish to complain about the non-response to my previous complaint on this complaint thread.

Everything you have been murmuring or shouting for can be yours if only you can accept and use the Satanic powers inside of you.

So the wife no get name?

Love yourself deeply. There is no greater love.

Thank you Lord

Obinoscopy: Its not working because you made it so. I need links of the page where your post was hidden. Quite a lot of your post has been hidden of late, I'm not a magician to know which of them is it you were refering to.

And two days later, it's still not working. Somebody should just muster courage and tell me that a separate unwritten rule applies to only myself on this forum.

joel lala: How did lucifer protect his people? Show us how lucifer protected and delivered his people from their enemies in the book of satan..we are waiting..

Children still waiting for a new fairy tale.