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Christianity EtcRe: Questions? Comments? Complaints? Talk To The Moderators Here by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:57am On Jul 28, 2013
manmustwac: ^^^ I got a complaint from you know who saying that your post was offensive. I guess he must've been offended by the mentioning of the words islamic fundamentalist ayatollah & the fact that you mentioned his name. Am just doing my job. wink
I think the best way to handle you know who is to tell him to go hug a transformer.
Christianity EtcRe: I Will Not Worship A Homophobic God-archbishop Tutu by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:12pm On Jul 27, 2013
nnofaith: if "god" does not like homos, why does he keep creating them?
he loves getting angry at his creations.
Christianity EtcRe: Trolling A Reverend Father! Confession Time! by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:10pm On Jul 27, 2013
When has a forty something year old become an old man?
Christianity EtcRe: Obadiah777 Is On Fast by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:49pm On Jul 27, 2013
banned for using caps lock
Christianity EtcRe: Should Churches Be Paying Tax. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 5:05pm On Jul 27, 2013
okeyxyz or should I say, the shit that keeps on giving. When was Al Capone tried for illegal activitied and not convicted making his activites legal? When?!

He was tried once only. For tax evasion. His activities were still considered illegal.

Anyway, you finally agreed with me that a government can tax whoever it wants. Good.
Foreign AffairsRe: Bananas Thrown At Black Italian Minister During Speech. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 3:23pm On Jul 27, 2013
I wish someone would throw me a banana.
Christianity EtcRe: Should Churches Be Paying Tax. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:13pm On Jul 27, 2013
okeyxyz, you are full of shit. Government can tax whoever whatever it wants. Infact government can even tax illegal activities. That's what put Al Capone in prison. Not paying tax on his illegal income.

Under good governance, everybody is required to declare all income to tax authorities. Whether taxable or not. Where a government provided amenities that benefit organisations, such organisations are expected to pay a certain contribution towards the funding. Churches benefit from government roads, electricity facilities, etc. That's reason enough to tax them. But they could also be taxed under other rules. When you give money to a church, a financial transaction has taken place. Any governemnt can impose a financial transaction tax if it wants. Gifts over a certain amount, real estates and even bank deposits can even be taxed without the government needing to validate the activity of the proprietors. There are many more but just note that the government can tax if it wants.
Christianity EtcRe: Should Churches Be Paying Tax. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:04pm On Jul 27, 2013
You want to tax a jealous god??!! My hand no dey that one o. Sodom and gomorra will be child's play to what he'll do to the authority that dares take his money.
Christianity EtcRe: I Will Not Worship A Homophobic God-archbishop Tutu by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:59pm On Jul 27, 2013
Well, Mr Archbishop, I've got some information for you. You have been worshiping a homophobic god all your life. You still are.
Christianity EtcRe: Questions? Comments? Complaints? Talk To The Moderators Here by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:19pm On Jul 27, 2013
HumbledbYGrace: I meant they were so dry before becoming flesh.

He should learn not to dwell on pasts.
If you have to rexplain everything that comes out of your mouth without thinking all the time, Seun would have to double his server capacity for you.
Christianity EtcRe: Questions? Comments? Complaints? Talk To The Moderators Here by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:13pm On Jul 27, 2013
HumbledbYGrace: does Jesoul's name make you itchhuh Everytime her name is mentioned you just show up and bleep crap!

Grow up, your jokes are dryer than the bones that became flesh again.
Why are you irritated by my presence?

And cancer is not a joking matter. I know you are in love with her but reality is reality. A christian cancer sufferer needs prayers. So oya, get on your knees and start murmuring.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Is It That People Are Afraid To Marry Church Girls? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:19am On Jul 27, 2013
Marriage is so last century. Who wants to marry again? Just Bleep and make babies. grin
Christianity EtcRe: Questions? Comments? Complaints? Talk To The Moderators Here by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:14am On Jul 27, 2013
manmustwac: Am angry because i can't see any justification in why you want me to lock the thread and its not fair on the other regulars who normally post there. Sorry that JeSoul is not around I think i can guess the reason why she's not around but i'd rather not say.
She got cancer? Undergoing chemotherapy. Eiyaah. Pray for her.
Christianity EtcRe: For Your Amusement: Meet The "Tolerant" Sodomites . . .It Really Isn't Amusing by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:50pm On Jul 26, 2013
Mr anony: your comment is so puerile it does not deserve a response
You can't debate truth. You can only insult it.
Christianity EtcRe: Questions? Comments? Complaints? Talk To The Moderators Here by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:23pm On Jul 26, 2013
Logicboy03: Wow....what a liar. You use the one definition that suits your agenda. Dubious tool

Sodomy /ˈsɒdəmi/ is any non-penile/vaginal copulation-like act, such as oral or anal sex, or sex between a person and an animal.[1]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sodomy

anal intercourse.
http://oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/sodomy

1. anal or oral copulation with a member of the same sex.
2. enforced anal or oral copulation with a member of the opposite sex
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/sodomy
Hmm. Interesting. smiley
Christianity EtcRe: For Your Amusement: Meet The "Tolerant" Sodomites . . .It Really Isn't Amusing by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:50pm On Jul 26, 2013
Anony, I believe that Jesus is God. And he hates gays. Just like people in real life, the most extreme vocal anti-gay crusaders are actually closet gay people. Makes you wonder about a man who surrounded himself with other men and telling that the narrow path is the better path.
Christianity EtcRe: Another Saudi Arabia In Nairaland. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:28pm On Jul 26, 2013
truthislight: Lol.

You and this your Oga and master you worship,

so many threads on NL talking about church of satan. I dont see you in any of your known ID joining in, are you some times hiding to propagate it or you have other id for that ? Lol.
Real Satanists don't evangelize. We act. Those in those threads advocating a church of some kind aren't real satanists. They are the equivalent of what you people would call false prophets. Satanists are loners. We don't have gatherings. Satan has no business where two or more are gathered together. That's Jesus's prerogative. Satan acts when you are alone. He likes one on one situations. He waited until Eve was alone before He acted. He waited until Jesus was alone in the mountain before He reacted. He hates churches and doesn't have one.
Christianity EtcRe: Who The Hell Said The Big Bang And Evolution Explain Life??????? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:17pm On Jul 26, 2013
ooman: its funny how these xtians require answer where there is none presently...if you want to justify your worship of a god based on your limitations, be my guest...not that there is logical answers to the questions, which can be summarized into question of origin of life and universe, but presently, there is no observational answer. So why bother debate logic with those who have thrown it off their window?

I think these debate should be laid to rest.

there is no answer now, just hypothesis, and this doesn't mean there is a god ..evolution is not magic, its science, limitations are therefore expected, which will be cleared with time.
There are answers. Lots of answers to some of the posers the op made. I have already started debunking one for him. However, it is true that the evolution theory as it stands still have a long way to go and a lot of holes to fill.

One thing that I have noticed is that people do not even understand the meaning of "evolution". They confuse it with "progressive change"
Christianity EtcRe: For Your Amusement: Meet The "Tolerant" Sodomites . . .It Really Isn't Amusing by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:48pm On Jul 26, 2013
Poor christian fella. Where is Jesus when you need him? Hanging on a tree while his followers are beaten black and blue.

Anyway the christian, if he is wise, should sue the fat gay man and his lesbian supporter for hitting him. The gays are wrong here. The best thing they should have done are grab their gay partners and have some passionate kisses in front of the christians. That would very much wind them up more than the abject show of violence they exhibited here.
Christianity EtcRe: Another Saudi Arabia In Nairaland. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:28pm On Jul 26, 2013
Mintayo: loooool...so u call satan ur Lord and master? Interesting...have u met him??

Actually,i don't reall see any difference btw satan and those worshiping a 'paedophile'...they are actually worshiping Satan too!
No, they worship allah, the buddy friend of Yahweh. Arch enemies of the Great and Mighty Satan.
Christianity EtcRe: Questions? Comments? Complaints? Talk To The Moderators Here by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:26am On Jul 26, 2013
Logicboy03: Ode, you think he is supporting you? grin grin grin
I am (unusually) quite neutral on this issue. I would under normal circumstances support free expressions and non-censorship as long as it is applied to everybody.

If christians don't like their world views being censored, they should not complain when others express their own views about christianity.
Christianity EtcRe: Another Saudi Arabia In Nairaland. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:12am On Jul 26, 2013
Mintayo: Ofcourse it works now!
Violence and threat of violence s an attribute of Satan!
When what you believe is FALSE that is when you defend it with violence!
Satan knows d implication of the truth hence he will do anything to surpress it-hence violence!
Please don't associate my Lord and Master with those that worship a pedofile.
Christianity EtcRe: Questions? Comments? Complaints? Talk To The Moderators Here by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:53am On Jul 26, 2013
Logicboy03: Simple fact- not all gay people engage in sodomy. Even straight couples engage in sodomy.
What would you call a straight couple that engage in sodomy?
Christianity EtcRe: What Are The Muslims Saying On Underage Marriage? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:51am On Jul 26, 2013
They love it.
Christianity EtcRe: Biblical Mystery by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:50am On Jul 26, 2013
nnofaith: jewish folklore!. so how come pple dont live up to 900yrs anymore?
In the land of talking donkeys, they do.
Christianity EtcRe: Questions? Comments? Complaints? Talk To The Moderators Here by AlfaSeltzer(m):
HumbledbYGrace: are you dafthuh
Now, now, there's no reason to be insultive.

Firstly your moniker sounds like one who likes to engage in humiliating practices by another woman called Grace. Then you openly state that you're missing the touch of another female dominatrix here. So I just put 2 & 2 together and asked a simple question: are you a lesbian? There's nothing wrong with being a lesbian. Even a sadomasochistic one. Accept who you are. Your subconscious already did.
Christianity EtcRe: Who The Hell Said The Big Bang And Evolution Explain Life??????? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:00am On Jul 26, 2013
You should change your name from deep sight to deep shyte.
Christianity EtcRe: Questions? Comments? Complaints? Talk To The Moderators Here by AlfaSeltzer(m): 5:57am On Jul 26, 2013
Mr anony: Please explain this to me. Explain to me why a person who openly identifies himself as someone who practices sodomy should take offense at being called a sodomite.
That's like a person who openly identifies himself as someone who practices carpentry getting offended at being called a carpenter.
Carpenter is offensive. The correct term is "woodwork technician".
Christianity EtcRe: Isn't It Strange? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:16pm On Jul 25, 2013
Pastor Olu T: Nice write up op,

And what hope do u have @ Alfa?
I don't need any. I'm not a christian.
Christianity EtcRe: Isn't It Strange? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:50pm On Jul 25, 2013
No. It's not strange. It's just your brain trying to work normally whenever you start doing godly things. When it starts being strange to you, then there's no more hope.
Christianity EtcRe: Another Saudi Arabia In Nairaland. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:43pm On Jul 25, 2013
Proof that violence and threat of violence works.

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