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striktlymi: She mentioned it here!

where exactly?

See what I mean Pastor Olu T?

My christian butthurt post just got hidden to save you people a few headaches.

striktlymi: Oh, okay!

One of them (JeSoul) is a Christian while the other (manumustwac) is an Atheist.

JeSoul is kinda busy for some time now with some real world stuff, so you might still need to open that thread unless someone is kind enough to answer you here.

You seem to know the ins and outs of jesoul.

[quote author=Texas.Cowgirl]Your children are all beautiful

Please teach them the ways of our people wherever you go.[/quote]Please don't brainwash your beautiful children. Let them learn and adapt to whichever life they chose on this little stone called earth.

Poverty makes you believe any shyte to cling on to hope.

I can see that Jesus derangement syndrom is disturbing you lot. If you so love him, why don't you all bocome christians?

Reyginus: If I may digress a little.
Come to think of it bro, can we really call mohammed, the sex addict, a rational being?

The underaged-sex addict, you mean?

truthislight: can you please, kindly point out where this thread op below is questioning the atheist beliefs/antagonistic of the Atheist beliefs ?

https://www.nairaland.com/1362406/types-atheists#16854219

please do answer.

As a mod, you know you should be above board i guess ?

So, that is why am asking that you make your stance very obvious to laymen/person like me please.

Thanks in anticipation.

Peace

What do you mean by "atheist beliefs"?

see wetin dey worry dis one.

Pastor Olu T: He is just pulling ur legs for he is confirm anti God, keep the fire burning. God bless u.

He couldn't figure that out himself with his godly brain?

I want to give a testimony of my life here and what the Almighty God did for me.

I come from a poor family but my parents were devout christians. My mama was a member of more than 10 church organisations. We used to attend morning mass, evening prayer sessions. We made our confessions. Prayed every morning before rising from mat and every night before going back to the same infested mat. During holidays, when I visit my papa's shop, we had to go through angelus at 12 noon. Then we had evening rosary prayers done by many children in the street. I had chaplets. Lots of them. My birthday and christmas gifts were chaplets and statues of dead white jews (a.k.a. saints). And there were the confessions. Compulsory or no holy communion. And I can't miss the holy communion or I'll be an outcast and answer questions from dad. So, I confessed. I confessed even of sins I didn't commit.

Anyway, that point is that I believed and I asked God for miracles and wonders in my life, and God did miracles and wonders in my life. Yes he did. At least that's what I believed then. I made a list of things I wanted and asked god to do them according to his will. He did all. Here they are:

I asked God to get me into a top nigerian university. God got me into 2 top european universities.

I asked God to find me a good loving wife. God found me a perfect wife.

I asked God to help me find a good job. Gob made it that I didn't even need to work for someone else.

I asked God for a good house. He gave me a mansion

I was dreaming of my neighbour's Peugeot 406, back then. If I mention the car He gave me, none of you will believe, but to God be the glory.

I used to be sick a lot when I was a child, I asked God to rid me of diseases, and he did! 10 years witout going to the hospital!

I asked God to bless my marriage with a child. He gave me 2 wonderful children.

I don't know why He was always doubling and multiplying my blessings?

I used to spend weeks fighting for visa at embassies and had long waits and checks at airports around the world. One day I got mad and asked God almighty to do something about it. Well, suffice it to say that there are only a few countries today that I would require a visa to visit. And they are the ones I don't need or want to go to.

God was wonderful. He was marvelous. He did miracles in my life.

That was when I believed.

To be continued...

olaadegbu, you are really useless. You are still advertising your church here instead of apologising for this evil news coming out of it.

ooman: mumu

ooman, please leave me alone. I am not a goat supplier. Try farmers.

PhenomenonVFX: LOL. Ooman don carry vex and butthurt come from pseudoscience thread come here o.
To be frank, Alfa seltzer, that ur comment was lame. The worst attempt at humour I have seen this week.

Which one?

This thread only proves that ooman is much better at selling goats than anythings else.

ooman: more like you should try a second life outta here

Sorriness lasted 7 minutes.

You are a mazamaza goat seller.

frosbel: And the power of the hurricane is only 0.00000000000000002 % of the total force packed by the creator.

You just admitted that your creator has limited powers.

I'm starting to feel sorry for ooman.

Joagbaje: Jesus lives ,he lives in me. He saves ,heals and deliver. If you want to see the evidence of his power , I will give you an invitation. Reach me through my mail.

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Let me guess. Your email ends with yahoo.com?

Pastor Olu T: You Can't understand, its like explaining how the internet works to an ant!

And who would be more foolish? You or the ant?

vedaxcool: You mean Jesus during his second coming right?

[img]http://i2.wp.com/www.loonwatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Jesus-Returns.jpg?zoom=1.5&resize=480%2C286[/img]
notice the golden sword,

Jesus’ second coming will be exceedingly violent. Revelation 19:11-21 describes the ultimate war with Christ, the conquering commander who judges and makes war “with justice” (v. 11). It’s going to be bloody (v. 13) and gory. The birds will eat the flesh of all those who oppose Him (v. 17-18). He has no compassion upon His enemies, whom He will conquer completely and consign to a “fiery lake of burning sulfur” (v. 20).

yes religious people repent ohhh!!!!

I'm just wondering what chance jesus and his golden sword army has against only one machine like this:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f8/Apache_helicopter_in_flight.jpg

I think god needs to upgrade.

Talking to yourself again?

[quote author=*Kails*]

what? Ive never seen it up close nor have I ever had the chance to taste it.[/quote]Oh! sorry. I just read your signature. You are from jamaica, thus have other delicacies over there. Sorry, I thought you were a fake nigerian.

Do you happen to supply Obadiah777 with your jamaican treats?

[quote author=*Kails*]Lmao @ comparing heathens to garri

im not trying to be funny tho,
But what exactly is garri?[/quote]

FearGodAndLive: Thank you. I did not know you were atheist. What's an atheist doing as moderator of the religion section? Shouldn't you be moderator of a section that does not exist? Who makes these kind of decisions?

obadiah777: THEY COME A DIME A DOZEN HUN. A HEATHEN IS LIKE GARRI IN NIGERIA. THEY ARE UBIQUITOUS. SPEAKING OF GARRI BEING UBIQUITOUS, NOT SO MUCH IN MY NECK OF THE WOODS. I WOULD KILL FOR A BOWL OF GARRI RIGHT ABOUT NOW, IJEBU GARRI THAT IS

Garri makes you fat, unless you are a manual worker. I have realised that oat bran mixed with a little milk and sugar/sweetener tastes very much like garri and is much healthier. Try it and tell me what you think.

Back to topic, do you know that calling someone a heathen is like an insult for the godly, though we the ungodly don't mind. The point is that you have insulted us heathens. You are like the guy jesus talked about who calls his brother "Raca". You are in danger of hell fire.

mahdino: Mose, Jesus and Mohammad may peace be upon them all are more significant than our great great grand papa

TUFIAKWA!

My sperm in the toilet is much more significant than all those people plus their mums and the gods in their heads. You are a brainwashed self-hating ignoramus. Rotten brains!

You won't even exist if not for your great grand parents. But here you are dishonouring and badmouthing them and calling them insignificant because of cave men.

Ahh! I wish I have an e-koboko because you need very good Satanic deliverance.

What religion was your own great great grand papa? Or is he completely insignificant?

the op is a dunce. he is a godly fool. he believes. he's part of the problem he is fighting against: believing in nonsense. He needs to mentally emancipate himself first because all his write-up does is give credence to the absurd notion of the existence of a being called doG.

Joagbaje: Jesus never lied. You just don't understand the bible that's all . There are balances in the scriptures and there are CONDITIONS attached to promises. Lets help you here a little. Even though you may not understand full . Because you can understand spiritual things mentally as a non christian .


1 Corinthians 2:14
For the natural man is not able to take in the things of the Spirit of God: for they seem foolish to him, and he is not able to have knowledge of them, because such knowledge comes only through the Spirit.




If you observe the highlighted part. The CONDITION There is faith and believing. And such responsibility is not on Gods side , it's on the believer side. Faith must be absolute without doubt.

All things are possible when you have faith without doubt. Peter had FAITH and walked on the water but when DOUBT came the miracle fail ,he sank even right in the presence of Jesus .

Matthew 14:31
. . . . Immediately Jesus reached out His hand, caught hold of him, and said to him, “You of little faith, why did you doubt?”





This is also based on condition . So get the balance.

Firstly it must be asked in faith : I just explained that

Secondly it must be according to Gods will: whatever you desire must not be contrary to Gods purpose.

1 John 5:14
And this is the confidence that we have in him, that, if we ask any thing according to his will, he heareth us:

And thirdly it must be with a right motive .. You can ask and not receive if its not based on love or right motive.

[color=#90000]James 4:3
Ye ask, and receive not, because ye ask amiss, that ye may consume it upon your lusts.
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This is how far I can go for now, I hope this will be of help to you . I pray that God will visit you and grant you understanding .

Sounds like your god knows exactly what to do and how to do it but is just waiting for me to remind him to do it. In accordance with his will of course. Reminds me of one of my employees.