₦airaland Forum

I will never understand this African way of having dead people hold the living to ransom.

Reussite:
Arsenal & Chelsea fans will be the happiest tonight

Not as happy as Everton fans.

Whole team need to go for covid-19 test.

VirginSearcher:
I'm not a United fan but that's not a penalty

You are not a referee either.

jawalis:
I actually checked your display picture. You aren’t looking bad. Good Sunday wishes to you ma’am.

You need to go see an optician.

This is the nonsense that Satan saved me from.

Thank you Lord.

Simplyleo:
The way some of you talk about this disintegration really baffles me sometimes. If you are destined to be poorer than a church rat, you will still be, even if the country breaks into 1 billion units.

Despite the noise ipob make all over the social media, so many Nigerians and families are still getting the best of lives within Nigeria, and legitimately. And this cuts across all sections of the country, Hausa Yoruba igbos and other tribes. So stop typing as if "Nigeria" is responsible for your failure.

Don't go in search of what to make life meaningful to yourselves, remain on social media and keep making noise with the hope that if/when the country disintegrates, you become richer than Mark Zuckerberg within 2 weeks.

Note, personally, I really wish your prayers come true so I can see what exactly it is your country will be after all this noise. Hopefully, you typed this from "your proposed country" land. If not, you should just be ready to relocate, otherwise, resident permit becomes necessary on you when your prayers are answered.

Nonsense and ingredients

Calm down. Luggard is not from your village.

orisa37:
NIGERIA is a ROYAL CHARTER and so cannot split.

Our 36 States are Autonomous, Constitutional and cannot get out of NIGERIA without consequences.

All we are saying is for the F.G TO SHED OFF HERSELF THE CONSTITUTIONAL POWERS AND RIGHTS OF THE 36 CONSTITUTIONAL STATES WHICH ARE UNDEMOCRATICALLY ARROGATED TO HER BY THE EXCLUSIVE LIST OF THE 1999 CONSTITUTION.

WHEN APREC-AUTONOMOUS POLICING RESOURCING AND ELECTIONEERING CONTROL IS FULLY APPLIED AND WORKING AND THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IS LIMITED TO FEDERAL LIAISON GOVERNMENT FOR FOREIGN AFFAIRS MILITARY AND TREATIES, NIGERIANS WILL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER.

FEDERAL LIAISON GOVERNMENT WILL CONTINUE TO RECONCILE WITH THE 36 CONSTITUTIONAL STATES TO PAY NIGERIA FOREIGN DEBTS.

AK47 does not understand contitutional powers.

I've been arm-robbed countless times. Those in police uniform are the worst.

SATANNIST:
they came to rob an my landlord daughter was in my room watching bbn last year. na so them enter begin scream, i tell them to calm down and take anything them want. na so them collect my watch, fones and some cash. before we knew it, the ones wey dey outside don release for up because the other neigbour no one comply. soon them change am o, say them wan Bleep the landlord daughter, i beg tire, she wasnt bothered. to my greatest surprise she told me to stop begging. that if all they want is to Bleep, she is down as long as they hurt no one. omo na so arm robbers gbola erect at the sound of that o. these 3 guys came prepared. na so them unleash packets of condoms and begin take turns on this fine bbw girl. to my greatest surprise she was enjoying it and moaning enjoyably. there was one particular guy with the biggest gbola, after everyone took turns and came, she wanted ore of this big gbola, na so she begin stroke am. before u know it, that one don mount am doggie. come see moaning again. that is how it went o. las las the return all they took from us and left. yes after all that , i took my own share and i have been fucking her till i parked out due to constant arm robbery attacks

Fantastic.

fdigital:
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zoogerians and begging

Pity this web site allows the propagation of such lies on such a great nation.

Vianna:
Women often offer sex in exchange for rice

Poverty is so severe in this country some women often offer sex in exchange for a few grains of rice.

Do you want rice?

I have loads.

Lies.

These new millenials generation will cause human extinction.

Lipscomb:
What is Yoruba Muslim.

Those that never see the moon until abokki tells them the moon is out.

cod fishes. yoruba muslims. na dem.

Bkayyy:
I now see the reason history was scrapped from Nigerias curriculum.
Mere seeing "owerri is now captured" boosted my adrenaline and I know some fellow Igbos after seeing it will wish the war was still on

The war is still on my brother. We only ceased firing. For now.

Thank You Satan.

A lot of things are wrong with this headline.

people going to churches and mosques

SmartProf:
There is one currently ongoing in Sambisa. With your kind of motivation, i'll recommend you join the Nigerian military to help weed the terrorists out.

That is not war.
That is an untrained army shooting with a gang of sex starved men looking for young girls to kidnap.

Yorubas and boasting.

SmartProf:
War and riot are two different things...what you know is riot...the day u see war u will weep. Go and ask aged people with grey hair for details.

Riot is foolishness. War is the real deal. Humans can't advance without war. Peacetime make us fat and lazy. War is good.

Occupied territory of Eastern Biafra.

only 10000 and they summons state house of assembly. poor state.

War is good.

The living doG will help rescue him

donbachi:
The greatest lizard hunter and lizard surgeon.

I swear, the ghosts of those lizards are still tormenting me.

But we just celebrated the Great Army capturing Boko Haram's wives and children.

helinues:
Are English so dull in coaching?

First half 3-0

Yes.