₦airaland Forum

shadeyinka:
Why don't you challenge Buhari to slam you to Kuje prisons if he knows he is the real president of Nigeria?

I guess your "mumusius" reasoning is made apparent!

At least Kuje prison exists.

Dtruthspeaker:
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Though hand join in hand, the wicked shall not be UNPUNISHED:

coward

ThreeEyedRaven:
Lol
In as much as Nairaland has lost it essence compare to years back when you are guaranteed of quality and reliable contents. One way or the other Nairaland only makes me laugh these days

Yeah. Coward Seun sold out and succumbed to threats and snowflakes.

Dtruthspeaker:
Has he not Already Promised that He will hotly deal with you evil people?

Has He Not Already Started Delivering His Promises?

OoOh, it is even because He has begun delivering His Punishments which you have received your own Portion Already which is why you are begging Him to kill you with Corona, so that you can escape the other Portions of Punishments yet to be delivered to you.

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Corona is Escape for you.

Na Lie, No Cheating! Next year's Portion is Already in your Street. RECEIVE IT!

If what I'm living this year is your God's famous punishment, then may this "punishment" be multiplied upon all my decendants and never reach your side. Please say amen.

God has failed.

I'm still here.

Bye bye Arteta. And you can carry that your useless fellow spaniard Bellerin with you.

Many people that give you marriage advise, just like rev. fathers, have no idea what marriage is like.

Follow them at your own risk.

Dickeyrider:
I did mine at 37 years. No age limit

old cargo

Africans debating ancient middle east fiction. SMH.

Mokason288:
90% of girls called Vivian usually have big breast

You must be very good in statistics. I'm impressed.

That fight you had with a baby tiger for your face to end up with scratches. No do am to your kids o.

e be like say somebody don die for pitch.

EbukaHades10:
E don enter 2

Now you see clearer.

EbukaHades10:
Kyase1, is that 1-0 I see?

I think only one of your eyes is working.

GGMU
Goo Girls Man United.

Nigerians are very easy to deceive.

4 years ago, through Sataninic vision, I advised my fellow Igbos to join APC.

https://www.nairaland.com/2854805/igbos-need-take-over-apc

Instead they mocked me, some even insulted me but today they are lining up to join. Umahi has joined. Uzodimma is calling the rest.

Igbos let me tell you something revealed to me by Satan last night: Nigeria belongs to us. Their only salvation is if we are in charge.

See the last five years how they have gone downhill without us at the helm. Even their British supporters are turning away from them and imposing sanctions.

The cream will rise to the top. This land is ours. Stay strong.

xtians are the most intolerant of all.

We like complaining a lot.

What village photo is this?
Abuja is better than this now.

9, not 7

Arrewa:
The Yorubas remain the most peaceful and the most tolerant tribe in Nigeria.

That's why I don't have problem with them here in the north!

Imagine Igbos wailing and kicking over a fulani king in Lagos.

These same people are allowed to have their Eze ndi igbo here in kano.


Believe me Hatred will consume the East.

How is poverty? Great am for me. Tell am I say long time no see.

sapphiere:
Remember what I said last month?
I said


Sir there's nothing like mental problem. Most men can't control their sexual urge. I will post a news about a man raping chickens.

Nne sorry o! whatever your father did to you.

omenka:
I'm that human being whose butthole you seem to have found permanent refuge. Very cozy in there I presume.

Enjoy your residence.

Bye.

refugee, you still dey squat here?

yetunsbay:
guy at least show u're a learned fellow

For what?

I don't know who you are trying to deceive.

Those two girls wearing short gowns two inches from their pants are raised in muslim faith?
Even his wife's exposed hair must be making allah mad.

beautyhd:
Failed country, if there was constant electricity, that lantern wouldn't have been there.

Sorry little one, you will get well without scars.

The first day he stepped into the world he met this mishap, I know he will be blaming the angel that directed him to Nigeria.

Angels are useless.

So you mean if you come my house and I shine uv light on you, you go just lie down and let me do what I want?

Evolution is great.

RuudVanNisteroy:
True Or False:Nigeria has only benefitted politicians in APC,PDP and APGA and past and current military generals.

And United Kingdom.

I need feeding.

Ishilove:
So if you were truly in need of help that is how he would have abandoned you. Please block him. We don't need useless people in our lives

So you are now male eeh? Why are you killing my fantasies?

Where is that foolish righteousness guy to give you some deliverance?