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Christianity EtcRe: The Short Answer Interviews: Cruelty To Animals: Thehomer, Wiegraf, Plaetton by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:12pm On May 30, 2013
Deep Sight: Most people share that phobia of snakes. However, if its about fear, can I ask if you feel the same way about other dangerous animals? Lets use the Lion as an example. Do you feel the same way towards it?
No.

I sort of don't have any feelings towards lions, love or hate. I couldn't care less what happens to them.
Christianity EtcRe: Mystery Fire: Atheist Give Logical Conclusion. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:10pm On May 30, 2013
davidylan: odd. Isaac Newton certainly murmured to himself every day.... we wont bother to compare his mental capacity with yours.
Is Newton your new saint now?
Christianity EtcRe: What Does God Do Exactly ? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:09pm On May 30, 2013
striktlymi: Total waste of time man...

One who thinks making claims is the same as making logical arguments really is the height...

Guy enjoy o make I find someone else play with...
I thought I have found a brave one but thay are all the same. Soldier of christ running away once again.

Earth proves god. Don't make me laugh.
Christianity EtcRe: What Does God Do Exactly ? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:08pm On May 30, 2013
okeyxyz: So you do have an opinion then?? based on evidence... It is through opinions that you evaluate propositions and decide to agree or disagree...
But to say you don't have an opinion is nonsense. Stop defending nonsense.
It is somebody that is not boxed into a doctrine of "having an opinion" on everything. Sometimes we don't know and we say we don't know. Sometimes it doesn't make sense and we say it doesn't make sense. Sometimes we have absolutely no opinion and we say we have no opinion. Don't expect us to have one just because you do.
Christianity EtcRe: What Does God Do Exactly ? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:05pm On May 30, 2013
davidylan: classic atheist... when in a pickle, just insult the intelligence of your opponent.
Which intelligence? Do you even know the meaning of the word?
Christianity EtcRe: What Does God Do Exactly ? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:05pm On May 30, 2013
davidylan: lol somethings are just better ignored.
follow follow sheeple. "earth proves Yahweh not earth". See how that sounds.
Christianity EtcRe: What Does God Do Exactly ? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:02pm On May 30, 2013
striktlymi: The existence of the Earth proves the existence of the Earth? LWKMD!!!...and when I call you a heavy duty Olodo you would say I am insulting you...
Yes. It doesn't prove Oduduwa or Ra. It just proves earth. If you find that funny, you need to go back to school.

Please somebody help me know what is wrong with christians' brains.
Christianity EtcRe: What Does God Do Exactly ? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:01pm On May 30, 2013
davidylan: the point is simple... i disagree that you have a dog that speaks based on an opinion that dogs i have seen for millions of years have never spoken..

The KEY point is this - disagreeing with an opinion means you do have a counter argument on which your disagreement is based. That is quite different from the disingenous atheist position that you can reject the belief in a god while claiming to have no counter opinion.
You miss the point and you deliberately avoid the question.

Are you saying that the existence of this my divine dog is impossible?
Christianity EtcRe: What Does God Do Exactly ? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:59pm On May 30, 2013
davidylan: Classic atheism... insult the intelligence of christians then whine about "insults" when you are treated with the same condescension that you mete out to others.
One needs to have intelligence in the first place before claiming that it was insulted.
Christianity EtcRe: What Does God Do Exactly ? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:57pm On May 30, 2013
okeyxyz: I would either say: "I believe you because..."
or
"I don't believe you because...".

But to say "I don't believe you for no reason" is just simply stup.id.
Or you can say, "I will believe when I see proof"
Christianity EtcRe: What Does God Do Exactly ? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:55pm On May 30, 2013
davidylan: This is sheer idiocy. I'm not interested in whether you have a dog or not. i simply base my decision to believe you or not on whether i know if other dogs behave similarly.

Secondly... donkey's speak in the bible under express direction of God. Nowhere are we told to expect animals to speak regularly.
So you are saying that it is absolutely impossible that I have a divine dog that can do all that I said? And you insist it thus despite having absolutely no proof that it is not true but based solely on your knowledge of other dogs that are not divine?
Christianity EtcRe: What Does God Do Exactly ? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:51pm On May 30, 2013
striktlymi: Olodo, you can't just will anything into existence...if something is a figment of the imagination...it remains that: a figment of the imagination...it does not come to existence because you willed it.

Unlike a figment of the imagination which does not leave any trail of its existence behind, God left a whole lot of traces behind in the event that some persons lost their way...

Incase you have not noticed, there is something called a world which we all live in, and I bet you it did not just jump out from the blues...

You get it, Satanist?
Typical christian, ignoring my words even though I bolded them for him. Your god exists in your head only. Nowhere else. He left trails, in your head. Nowhere else.

The existence of earth proves the existence of earth. Not the existence of your god.


striktlymi: This Olodo virus is really spreading fast and hitting some persons very hard...don't talk about things you know little or nothing about, it does not suit you.
Classic christianity: resort to insult when beaten logically.
Christianity EtcRe: Mystery Fire: Atheist Give Logical Conclusion. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:46pm On May 30, 2013
davidylan: and you "know" this how? You have seen MRI scans of all christians?
You don't need any MRI scans to detect mental malfunction of anybody who believes that murmuring to himself the same exact words every day will change the course of his life.
Christianity EtcRe: What Does God Do Exactly ? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:37pm On May 30, 2013
davidylan: As a response to okeyxyz's point, this makes no sense. I would say you are wrong BECAUSE i know that dogs cannot speak. If i had never seen a dog before then i would be unable to take a definitive position on your claims.
Firstly, you have no proof that I don't have any such dog. Secondly in okeyxyz's world, even donkeys speak, so why not a dog?
Christianity EtcRe: The Short Answer Interviews: Cruelty To Animals: Thehomer, Wiegraf, Plaetton by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:34pm On May 30, 2013
Deep Sight: This means you regard some animals as good and some as evil. Can you share your reason(s) for this please?

(Although I understand the feeling, a friend an i came up with what we called the Evil Cult of Six - Snakes, Bats, Scorpions, Hyenas, Vultures and crocodiles).

But give reasons please.
It is not about good and evil. All creatures have their uses. In my case, it is about phobia. I have an irrational fear of snakes. I would do anything to avoid contact with them. I even became physically sick and confused and almost fainted when we went to a zoo recently and I saw a small snake behind a glass box. I knew it was harmless but the proximity was too much to handle. Mind you, I wont go on a snake killing spree or pay someone to hurt them but I can never feel any remorse for anything that may happen to a snake. That is why I said it depends on the animal. I feel a bit guilty when I slaughter goats or chicken but it doesn't prevent me from enjoying their meat. Sorry if it is not what you wanted to hear but that's how I see it.
Christianity EtcRe: What Does God Do Exactly ? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:25pm On May 30, 2013
striktlymi: So what one can't provide scientific proof for automatically does not exist?...and to think that you did not even catch the sarcasm in my post...bottom line: willing that something does not exist, is a silly way of showing its non-existence...

What's wrong pappy? Satan forgot to fit you with a sarcasm detector?


Your Olodo is worse than I thought
You got the bolded the other way round. My point is that you can will anything into existence, inside your head. It doesn't apply to things that actually exist, like Alfa. You get it, christian?

Talking about sarcasm, it is very laughable for christians to claim sarcasm when everything you have been preaching can be classed as sarcasm. Was your god being sarcastic when he told you he was coming back? No? Where is he then? Was "ask and it shall be given" a sarcasm? No? Where are them riches then? Maybe the world needs a christian sarcasm detector.

Hehe. Christians. I wish I can study your brain process.
Christianity EtcRe: What Does God Do Exactly ? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:17pm On May 30, 2013
okeyxyz: In other words, if I say: "You are wrong", I'm not necessarily saying "you are wrong"huh You are not gonna wriggle out of this by playing semantics.



How can you not have an opinionhuh On what basis did you disagree with the other person then?? I honestly don't know how you think the above makes logical sense. Having an opinion doesn't mean you have to convince me but for f@ck sake be a man and stand by your opinions. Even mad men have opinions even if they are wrong. It's laughable that you'd attempt to defend a silly argument by an adult who says he has no opinion, yet he judges another's POV to be wrong. On what basis does he make this judgement if he has no opinionhuh And you say religious people don't think?
If I tell you that I have a dog that only drinks water, speaks 17 different languages fluently and can have discussions with you about world economics, would you agree or would you say that I was wrong?
Christianity EtcRe: The Short Answer Interviews: Cruelty To Animals: Thehomer, Wiegraf, Plaetton by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:12pm On May 30, 2013
I will have a problem giving you a straight answer because I would say that for me, it depends on the type of animal. For me, there is nothing you can do to snake that I can consider cruel. If you slow cook a snake alive with its children, you are a too kind and generous. However, I would personally torture anybody I see hurting a monkey for whatever reason.
Christianity EtcRe: What Does God Do Exactly ? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:07pm On May 30, 2013
striktlymi: I conclude that Alfa does not exist...


***checks to see if my conclusion has come to pass***

Edit: Sorry Kay
Except that there is proof of the existence of Alfa. This makes you look more foolish than claiming the existence of something for which there is no proof, like god. This is why religion thrives; because of lack of proof, not because you have proved anything.
Christianity EtcRe: Mystery Fire: Atheist Give Logical Conclusion. by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:04pm On May 30, 2013
^^^ Maybe, but knowing the brain function of the godly, I would say the op is quite serious. Don't forget that these are the same people who believe that donkeys can speak correct sentences and that men can live for days inside the acidic intestines of fishes.

Anyway, seeing that this "mystery fire" happened in hot desert area and on probably, thatched huts, I don't have to put 2 and 2 together to know what may have happened.

Just like the "mystery hurricanes" that hit the USA, or the "mystery bushfires" raging in Australia, they are all the work of doG.
Christianity EtcRe: What Does God Do Exactly ? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:57pm On May 30, 2013
okeyxyz: This is a load of nonsense, coming from people who are supposedly using their brains to think. How can you oppose a particular(religious) point of view on cosmology & origin of life without having any ideas yourself?? If you have no ideas Then on what basis do you evaluate and disagree with others??

Bros, please Use your brain and think for yourself for once, instead of regurgitating quotes, opinions and catch phrases from your cult idols(eg Richard dawkins) without critically processing them to test their validity.
Disagreement is not necessarily an opposition.
The fact that I may not have an opinion on a subject does not automatically make your opinion correct.
Christianity EtcRe: What Does God Do Exactly ? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:55pm On May 30, 2013
striktlymi: Oh you see?...

So whatever your subjective mind tells you is a contradiction, automatically does not exist?

Okay, I have heard.
Yes.

If you conclude today that god doesn't exist? It will stop existing. If you conclude that the Big Flying Spaghetti Monster exists, it will start existing. And vice-versa.
Christianity EtcRe: Questions? Comments? Complaints? Talk To The Moderators Here by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:52pm On May 30, 2013
JeSoul strikes again. https://www.nairaland.com/1307174/madness-bible-god

How can quoting the bible with pictures be offensive? Manmustwac, Seun, Mukina2, are you all seeing this?
Christianity EtcRe: What Does God Do Exactly ? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:43pm On May 30, 2013
davidylan: If you believe the above hubris then i have a bridge to sell to you.
Where's your bridge? I'm interested.
Christianity EtcRe: What Does God Do Exactly ? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:22pm On May 30, 2013
striktlymi: Can someone tell me again how the above is not a belief that is firmly rooted in blind faith?
Follow me ask am o! How can someone deny the existence of the almighty Monster even after the pictured evidence of his noodly appendage posted above. They must be very blind. The existence of doG can only be questioned by fools!
Christianity EtcRe: What Does God Do Exactly ? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:02pm On May 29, 2013
hisblud: uu.. It hurt alright... but seeing is believing, i have seen your god and i have spit on it. *so ugly, yuck* logicboy is helping me chew this that you are having an ape like creature as a common ancestors with apes in the zoo... What is da name of your close cousin ape...
And who exactly are your own ancestors? A 6000 year old jewish mud and rib? Haha. Don't make me laugh.
Christianity EtcRe: What Does God Do Exactly ? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 3:10pm On May 29, 2013
^^^ Is this a butthurt that I'm seeing? Logicboy can you confirm please if this is evidence of a real butthurt?
Christianity EtcRe: Atheists? Can You Explain How Religious Peeps Are Ok With Dregs Of Society? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:52pm On May 29, 2013
striktlymi: OLODO!!!
eiyaah!

Logicboy, muskeeto, etc, look what you did to this man. Are you happy now?
Christianity EtcRe: Atheists? Can You Explain How Religious Peeps Are Ok With Dregs Of Society? by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:48pm On May 29, 2013
No more greetings mr strikly? cheesy

That's what nairaland can do to you. It can turn a loving person into a heartless soul. An intelligent woman into a harlot. Nairaland is not for the weak minded.

Sorry.
Christianity EtcRe: Questions? Comments? Complaints? Talk To The Moderators Here by AlfaSeltzer(m): 12:41pm On May 29, 2013
Ihedinobi: Why did you assume that it was you?
The same way some people assume I was talking of Jesus when I mention Jizz-Us.
Christianity EtcRe: Questions? Comments? Complaints? Talk To The Moderators Here by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:40pm On May 28, 2013
manmustwac: Calling their Saviour an illiterate. Infact the whole topic could be seen as an attack on the Christians belief system.

I actually liked this topic. I liked the points that you made about Jesus not inventing anything although he had magical powers. But then like i said in a previous post you did refer to Jesus as Jizz Us which gives the impression that the purpose of the topic is to mock Christianity whereas to me its just satire. She locked this topic and it ended up in the recycle bin.

This topic is funny grin grin I see your side of the coin Alfaman and i agree with you its not easy for me to see the other side of the coin as far as this topic is concerned but we're all different. You can't just mention names and insult them that goes against rule number 2.

This topic came with an image of a fat jesus on the cross is satire to us but offensive to the religious. I can't find the topics you made with your original Alfaman I.D. and don't have time to go through the rest of your topics but i hope you can see what JeSoul and the religious can see as offensive in your posts. wink
Thanks for the effort. I actually thought you were going to show me which Nairaland rules those topics broke but you seem to agree with JeSoul's "smell test".

We will now ignore Seun's rules and worry about JeSoul's olfactory capabilities before we post here? Whatever.

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