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PoliticsRe: ActionAid - 80% Of Nigerians Not Living Above A-Dollar-A-Day by AlfaSeltzer(m): 11:41am On May 22, 2013
Poor understanding of statistics and economics coupled with denial is worrying you people. When a barrow pusher earns 4000 naira, how is it spent? 1000 goes to the motor park barrow pushers association. Another 500 to the traders association and other bribes. 500 for transport. He has 4 children. Average daily school fees, transport and supplies: 800. Wife's upkeep: 200. Rent: 300. Thus 700 naira remaining to feed 6 mouths. 117 naira per person is less than 1 dollar. So the study is true.

It is not how much you make but how much you survive on.
PoliticsRe: Woman Protest In Lagos Over Hunger by AlfaSeltzer(m): 9:02pm On May 21, 2013
YorubaFirst: Yorubas will never travel to go beg in other regions. If a Yoruba is stranded in another region he/she knows to go find the Yoruba head in that place and get assistance. This is a true test of citizenship staring us in our face.

For those in SS and SE calling for separation so they can manage their oil.....this woman is your test. Prove your ability to stand on your own by resolving this problem without intervention fom Westerners.
Prove to who? To you? Hahahaha!
Abeg go fry amala eat.
PoliticsRe: Woman Protest In Lagos Over Hunger by AlfaSeltzer(m): 8:58pm On May 21, 2013
Eko Ile: This is nothing but ignorance and gross illiteracy. Lagos was a developed state before oil became your reality in Nigeria?

Please leave the internet and pick up some history book for needed education about your country..

Btw...What exactly did oil money did in Lagos state apart from dilapidated and poorly maintained federal neglects like bridges and roads that's equally available in other states.
Haha. Don't make me laugh. Look at these oil subsidy beggars. Jonathan opened your nyash last year after the subsidy removal. Riot everywhere in your city showing you are fully dependent on oil.

Without south south's oil, you are finished.
Christianity EtcRe: Questions? Comments? Complaints? Talk To The Moderators Here by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:04pm On May 21, 2013
striktlymi: Is knotty a member of the fraternity of flying pig lovers? The only member I know is you and the last I checked your religion was established on nairaland just last month...

It is definite that knotty was not referring to your flying pig...


...and what is this thrash about being done with nairaland? If I hear?
Christians are imposing their views on everyone else and JeSoul is enforcing it down our throats. We can no longer freely express our hatred of the crucified one.
Christianity EtcRe: Questions? Comments? Complaints? Talk To The Moderators Here by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:02pm On May 21, 2013
striktlymi: Hmmm...I must have missed the threads you opened to praise satan...but I know I did not miss the threads you opened to mock Jesus terribly.
The two bolded are one and same thing to us Satanists.
Christianity EtcRe: Satan by AlfaSeltzer(m): 7:01pm On May 21, 2013
mazaje: Have you ever seen satan decieving any body or did you hear it from a story?. . .After all according to muslims it is the same satan that is decieving you and stoping you from seeing the glorious light of the Koran which is allah's divine book. .
There may be no god but please don't doubt the existence of the Mighty One. We see Him all the time. Believe and you can see him too.
Christianity EtcRe: Questions? Comments? Complaints? Talk To The Moderators Here by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:52pm On May 21, 2013
Ihedinobi: This was the op on that thread:



And the tone of the comments that followed suggested whom the God was that the op meant. Now, we all know that you, however ludicrous the fact, do not believe that there is a God at all and that Jesus and His Father are not worthy of any kind of thanks, so it's not that difficult to see your intent on that thread.

Like stricktymi said, go open your own thread and choke on your obnoxiousness there. I'm certain nobody will bother you and your Flying Pig. Besides, your mentor in the faith, ahem, non-faith, the Knight of all Moronicity does his best to respect threads of people like us. I don't know him at all for tryinf to spread atheistic nausea where he is obviously not invited. He usually has his hands too full concocting idiotic arguments, pardon my French. You're not fresh out, are you?
What of the Flying Spaghetti Monster? A god recognised and worshipped by millions of people.
Christianity EtcRe: Questions? Comments? Complaints? Talk To The Moderators Here by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:49pm On May 21, 2013
ooman try and post it on this thread here.

https://www.nairaland.com/959970/praised-yet-today/2
Christianity EtcRe: Questions? Comments? Complaints? Talk To The Moderators Here by AlfaSeltzer(m): 6:47pm On May 21, 2013
striktlymi: Olodo!!!

Open your own thread and praise your flying pig...if you like you can somersault too in its honour...after all, it will be your thread.
When I did that, it was closed, deleted and I was banned. Go figure.
PoliticsRe: Woman Protest In Lagos Over Hunger by AlfaSeltzer(m): 4:11pm On May 21, 2013
Eko Ile: I responded to the above silly and misguided statement so you might want to curb your tribal sensitivities and puerile emotions...
Your response was misguided, one-sided, tribalistc, and unmotivated. You completely ignored the South/south money angle that have been feeding your people.
PoliticsRe: Woman Protest In Lagos Over Hunger by AlfaSeltzer(m): 4:09pm On May 21, 2013
Eko Ile: Her South-East brothers @Ikeja Magistrate Court?



You people no dey carry last with your comedy..
Whose money built the court?
PoliticsRe: Woman Protest In Lagos Over Hunger by AlfaSeltzer(m): 2:03pm On May 21, 2013
Our Yansh: Yeah... Pardon my forgetfulness....

Forgot that there's one Nigeria when they need help.....

On a serious note why didn't she seek help from her South-East brothers??

cheesy cheesy
There are a lot of South-Easterners in Lagos. Infact they own half of Lagos and Niger Delta money built the other half. So you can safely assume that she is in fact seeking help from her South-East brothers.
PoliticsRe: Woman Protest In Lagos Over Hunger by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:56pm On May 21, 2013
[quote author=Dudu_Negro]Going by her name and part of Delta she is from she is igbo by ethnicity. Ladipo guys, by their own admission are the richest traders in Africa. Here is a good opportunity for philantrophy to save their own sister. They should triple her request.[/quote]She is in yorubaland. This is a good opportunity for yorubas to show their human side. Their boasted hospitality is at test here.
PoliticsRe: Woman Protest In Lagos Over Hunger by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:54pm On May 21, 2013
Our Yansh: It's SEIZE not SIZED....
It's MALPRACTICE not MALPRATCISE....

What's wrong with you dude??
How can we debate when you spell like a Primary 3 kid??
Go chat with ur sort... PLEEEAAASSSEEE!!!

Now everyone knows the one who is a failure academically...

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

P.S. There are IGBOs in Delta State. She's Igbo and one would have expected her to seek help from her people instead of constituting a nuisance in Lagos..
You forgot one nigeria. no victor no vanquished.
PoliticsRe: Chinua Achebe Burial – Live Blog by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:52pm On May 21, 2013
mukina2. na you dey blow Igbo like this? I been think say you be kanuri girl. Wonderful.
PoliticsRe: Woman Protest In Lagos Over Hunger by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:43pm On May 21, 2013
Seunolugbala: She shuld av go 2 Uduaghan or the other S/S or S/E governor instead of cmin 2 d peace luvin YORUBA PPLE for arm. I stil dnt knw how she gve brth 2 5 children in 4yrs though she get twins among dem. Bt y Poverty in naija papa GOD
Everybody knows that yorubas are soft spot.
PoliticsRe: Woman Protest In Lagos Over Hunger by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:39pm On May 21, 2013
Her story get k-leg. First her husband died. Second, her husband chased here away. Which is which?
Christianity EtcRe: Woman Worshiping God Without Hands And Legs by AlfaSeltzer(m): 1:24pm On May 21, 2013
old news. yawns!

what is nairaland coming to?
Christianity EtcRe: Questions? Comments? Complaints? Talk To The Moderators Here by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:43am On May 21, 2013
manmustwac: Well what your doing now isn't going to resolve anything Send me a PM bro explaining all your grievences and I promise to do my best to try & resolve the situation but I can't guarantee you anything. Plus I would like a link to what it was that you posted. PEACE! wink
Sorry for taking a long time to respond to you. Thanks for trying to resolve this issue but I can't send you PM as I don't do things in secrecy like the christians.

We can discuss here.

My beef with JeSoul is that she first without warning hides posts and threads, then when you complain, tell you the post was deemed offensive to someone even though it didn't break any rules. Well all posts are offensive to someone, why single my own out.

The last stroke was when she banned me for what she called a "pattern of insult". I don't know what that means. I didn't insult anybody nor break any rules. When I asked her to tell me which rule I broke, I got another ban.

I know what she was suffering from but as a Satanist, I am not concerned. If she wanted to destroy this section, I will oblige her.

So her options are these:
1. Continue hiding my posts. Result- section littered with "this post is hidden"
2. Continue banning. - Result- Inconsequential.
3. Tell me what she wants. Result- Will try to oblige (as long as it doesn't include going against my religion)
Christianity EtcRe: Questions? Comments? Complaints? Talk To The Moderators Here by AlfaSeltzer(m): 10:30am On May 21, 2013
I can see that JeSoul has finally chased away posters in this section.

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