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godly brain once again spills its treasures.

mazaje: Am not afraid of anything the bible says. . .I am only bothered as to why people believe it. . .

Illiteracy and poverty.

Nobody believes such nonsense in rich educated countries. Except the mentally impaired.

Now, I'm dissappointed. I thought you actually used your brain but you just confirmed you were regurgitating what you were told.

I guess our country will continue to wait for that malaria cure then.

You christians should leave algebra alone because it will bring you confusion.
Let me "solve" your problem and show you how.

a = b+8
a = 2b

2b = b+8
thus
2b-b = 8
b(2-1) = 8
b = 8-(2-1)
b = 7


So, I tell you once again, leave algebra alone because you can arrive at almost any result you want with algebra.

Orikinla: Why should a Muslim Woman leave her Muslim Husband, because she has converted to Christianity? She was a Muslim from a Muslim family and married a Muslim guy from a Muslim family. Both of them were young and good looking graduates of universities in the south west and I looked forward to seeing their children. Then he told me recently that she converted to Christianity and moved out of her matrimonial home even though he allowed her to practice her new faith in peace. Is this right? Should religion be used as an excuse to cheat on your spouse or a ploy to end your marriage? Our Lord Jesus Christ never commanded us to leave our spouse, because he or she did not believe with us. I am addressing this important matter, because many women have been abusing and misusing their conversion to Christianity to cheat on their boyfriends and husbands and rush to quote "Do not be unequally yoked with unbelievers" out of context without knowing what the instruction was addressing.

Do not be equally yoked with unbelievers!
If your right hand would cause you to sin, cut it off!
What shall it profit a woman to gain a husband but lose eternal life?!

Religious tolerance has limits.

Bless the LORD, O my soul; and forget none of His benefits

How great Thou art, O Prince of princes, Lord or lords.

My soul sings, my Saviour Lord, to Thee,

How great Thou art, how great Thou art!

For all Thine marvellous acts.

I will give Thee praises.

For Thy gift of knowledge and enlightenment,

My soul is thine forever.

Yes Mazaje, I saw that offensive thread as well where the muslim-girl-feet-kissing pope wanted us to join him in his heaven. Lord Lucifer forbid!
The way he was talking, you would think that going to heaven is a nice thing and that hell is full of suffering and gnashing of teeth. But the reverse is actually the case. Infact, hell is so good that it is actually difficult to go to Hell. Only the chosen souls of our Master get to enjoy Hell.
Heaven is full of restrictions while hell is real freedom.

HerexG, I still very much amazed by your brain power. Is it inspiration? Do these thoughts come to you like that or do you seek them out as the bible asked us to seek out knowledge?
Wow! You must have a wonderful life designed by god. I envy you. Your children must be full of your intelligent genes. (they are yours, I hope)
Is this intelligence rampant in your village? It must be a wonderful village designed by god to perfection.

^^^^Excellent! excellent! Clap! Clap! Clap!
Nigeria is lucky to have such intelligent brains as yours. With such intelligence, very soon we will be building colonies in Jupiter, we would eradicate AIDS, cancer and malaria. God really bless us with right thinking people like you.

I used to ask myself "what does the Flying Spaghetti Monster do?"
Then His noodly appendage touched me and my eyes were opened.

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manmustwac: Your spelling of Jizzus can be deemed offensive because it sounds similar to Jesus & it gives the impression that yoUr mocking their saviour. Sometimes me myself don't really understand what they find offensive. Because to me its just satire. Hopefully after she reads this she may decide to issue you with a warning before hiding your posts or maybe I would have to do that myself. When I have time I will copy & paste here some of your topics that have ended up in the recycle bin or othersections & explain to you what was offensive & why it ended up there

Should I continue holding my breath?

Please note that not passing JeSoul's "smell test", as she put it, is not against any known NL rules.

Tufiakwa for this pope. No be me you go find for your heaven. I have booked my one way ticket to Hell. Satan forbid that I make heaven with brainless sheeps. Spits!

From shoeless policemen in 18th century to shoeless president in the 21st century, I will say that nigeria is "advancing".

I was going to help you but you wanted christans only.

InAfconSquad: Yahweh I pray you get to experience Him too, like i did

Is that you, AbdulSleek?

After reading your testimony, I say thank god for Satan. My Lord and Saviour, Lucifer the Great, will never allow such evil to befall me. Yahweh is weak. Stop following him. Na so so paralysis, and stroke, and cancer and hypertension go be your portion if you don't come to the Almighty Protector. He is waiting for you now.

Where is the video?

It would be true if a black woman (Michele) weren't deciding the fate of the world right now.

No matter wetin im wear, if im carry this I go obey. If im no carry am, he can go Bleep himself.

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ATMC: explain please.

What other explanation do you want?

The book said it so. The book also said a lot of other things that defies belief. Why is this particular one disturbing you while a donkey that can blow correct grammer doesn't.

OLAADEGBU: Stop lying through your teeth. You posted after a couple of minutes of posting the videoclip and you say you've been laughing for the past 1 hour? Please.

I continued laughing after posting. My message was a prophesy which was actually fulfilled. One hour laugh non stop.

manmustwac: Everybody works differently mods in general don't. issue warnings when it comes to hiding posts I don't either.
As for hiding threads she has no right to hide a thread without giving a good reason if that is true. Some posts are offensive to some people your spelling of jesus which is jizzus can be deemed offensive. I myself found that picture you posted of a man on a cross with something just below his crotch as in the image of jesus as offensive. But then again what she sees as offensive may not seem offensive to me & you & some of your topic titles & content is offensive to certain people. Your topics break rule number 2 in the nairaland rules & regulations your topics need to be not provocative & not insultive. She has told you above what you need to do

Jesus and Jizz-Us are two different people. Should I not call his name again because it sounds like someone else's name? The bolded is surprising because if I didn't notice that the thread was deleted, she would never have said why she hid it. And talking about her explanation, she gave none. Just that it was deemed offensive. I don't know if you have seen the image of the crucifix in cathedrals. Jesus has almost nothing on him. Infact, the picture I posted was an official potrait done by an italian artist and used by many christian organisations. It is only nairaland that considers it offensive.

Unless Jizz-Us has become a nairaland member, my topics do not break rule number 2.

No she hasn't told me what I need to do. Is the name Jizz-Us, causing offense? I don't know what other name to use. If I use Jesus, people will misunderstand because I am not refering to the same person. Thompsom and Thomsom might sound the same but are two different people.

thenwhat: It is not possible to eliminate bigotry on nairaland because two of the three moderators support every bigotry being perpetrated on this forum. I have never seen people who are so full of hatred for other tribes like the Igbos on this forum. I know there are few Yorubas who have bigotry in them but the Igbos and SS folks are on another level.


The ways things are going in Nigeria, we may have to have that civil war again in order to finally put this people where they belong.

Wherever it is we belong, it is certainly not with you people. Scar faces.

Please divide this country now! I am tired of telling people I am a Nigerian. Biafra is my country.

Kslib: All of you supporting this statistics should first help me define the meaning of the word "POVERTY"..
A.. Is it not having enough food to feed onself,where to sleep and no cloth to wear.
B.. Is it not having enough money to cater for your "ESSENTIAL" needs

[color=olive]]LASTLY, can someone who has food to eat,cloth to wear,where to sleep be considered poor...
Again, what makes you think those in rural areas are poorer than those in towns/cities? What is even your defination of "poor"?. Must you have tv,internet connection,firdge e.t.c before you can be classified as "not poor"...
Yes,there are many many poor people in naija who cant feed well,cloth themselves but saying "80% of Nigerians live below 1dollar is an insult" except i'm getting the meaning of "1dollar" wrong.. [/color]

I don't need to give definitions. A poor man knows he is a poor man whatever you think or tell him. A rich man knows he is rich.

I used to live on 20 naira per day and I was fine. Naira get value for mama put.

Ihedinobi: Yahweh is a God open to all. It doesn't matter if you're an atheist or a theist. He doesn't discriminate with His Blessings and His Salvation and He lets everyone make up their own mind about Him.

he also needs help from JeSoul from time to time.

Ola, thank you very much for this video. I have never laighed non-stop for more than 1 hour before.

Great story. Even Mary, the mother of her god had amnesia but still knows the prophetess by name.

Hahahaha!

The woman said her message is "back from heaven". I wonder why she ran awy from such a nice place to come back to the suffer country called Nigeria. She should also have at least asked her god to teach her proper English before sending her back.

Hehe. Gullible people.