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Romance / Re: My Past Memories Is Making Me Hate Her And I Want To End It Now by alhaji04: 11:56pm On Jul 22, 2020
EmzyT:
At 24 you're not yet matured? shocked This one na till Jesus Christ come again she go mature oo... She Don use you Catch Cruz finish, now she wan Settle down she come dey Meet you sad Truly you really dey show this girl say Na only She be the girl for you for this Earth.. You would've forgiven her but would NEVER want to have anything to do with her anymore not to even talk of dating her so she would live in regret for treating you the way she did.. That experience with you alone would've taught her how to trade carefully with people angry

Well, What do I know sef!!!!
Thanks for saying what I have in mind. The most annoying thing, is that most girls between that age still behave like that. No brain to think before acting, useless girl. baba abeg forget d girl and move on.

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Crime / Re: 70-year-old Man Rapes 8-year-old Girl In Niger, Gives Her N80 To Keep Quiet by alhaji04: 2:53pm On Jul 06, 2020
Well, we all understand that the man did very wrong and should face the penalty. On the other hand, the girl was tape twice, he gave her #50 naira after the first rape. now the second rape seems like the little girl agreed probably because of the money. I think the little girl should also be questioned, though she is little and may not think for herself.
Celebrities / Re: Larissa London Is Davido's 4th Baby Mama, As They Welcome Son - Gistmerchant by alhaji04: 7:44pm On Jun 08, 2020
ODJ124:
grin grin

�One of my white friends asked me why Nigerians always go back to check if their car is actually locked even after hearing the lock sound, I told him Nigerians like to be sure of everything because our village people might have played the lock tune in our ear
I don laugh tire over this,, abeg park well na brt lane u dey grin grin, village people strong o

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Crime / Re: Wife Pours Boiling Water On Her Husband In Bayelsa For Slapping Her (Graphic) by alhaji04: 7:20pm On Jun 08, 2020
just because of one slap? baba las las na heaven go settle this mata, earth is very busy with corona virus now
Health / Re: Share Your Embarrassing Moments With The Doctor by alhaji04: 9:53pm On Jun 04, 2020
hmm, I no too read people tory, but here is mine.
Na work interview I go for after most of don pass the interview, dem talk say we must do medical check up and test. finally I entered to see d doctor, to my surprise na woman and no female among us. when I entered, after few questions from her she said, please take off your clothes.. I comot all, like play like play, she say again please pull down ur boxer, na there I shock. finally I was totally naked, shame catch me small but I bone. lol

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Politics / Re: Ooni: Ugwuanyi Is A Wonderful Leader, Donates Fumigation Equipments To Enugu by alhaji04: 9:04pm On Jun 04, 2020
NwaNimo1:
Useless...
Bro you can say that gain.. very useless, mtcheeew.
Travel / Re: COVID-19: Nigerian Airports Set For Reopening, Passengers Issued Warnings by alhaji04: 6:30am On May 27, 2020
Egoveen:
I'm supposed to be awarded the most banned nairalander of 2020.....and mods prepare for more bans:\
Egoveen
Egoveen
Egoveen
How many times did I call u? if we ban u again, we go buddle u comot for Nairaland. lala take note.
Politics / Re: Goni, Kyari, ModuSheriff, Elkanemi Death: Borno Lost 4 Red Cap Elders In 2 Weeks by alhaji04: 6:02pm On Apr 30, 2020
fulaniHERDSman:
Our eyes on 2023 only ... Covid or no Covid

Lol, baba kul down
Phones / Re: Someone Help With Football Streaming App by alhaji04: 6:41pm On Apr 23, 2020
Tonero2162:
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Sorry for disturbing bro, i'm also sorry for coming to u through this link. The lockdown is really affecting me badly, I will appreciate anything from u. 0161168695 gtbank. Thanks
Crime / Re: Letter To '1 Million Boys' By Mushin Area Boys by alhaji04: 5:42pm On Apr 20, 2020
Throughout my days in Lagos, over 25 years, na only two times I entered Mushin. I fear that area no be small. Mushin area boys no dey smile.
Crime / Re: 'One Million Boys' Storm Oworonshoki In Lagos. Youths Resist Them (Video, Photo) by alhaji04: 4:57pm On Apr 20, 2020
That is why I like bariga, who be one million boys? I once stayed in bariga... There is the base for Aiye's.
Celebrities / Re: Davido Buys A House For His Staff (photos) by alhaji04: 9:24pm On Apr 13, 2020
MyVILLAGEpeople:
Davido will help someone and still announce it to the world. Anyways nice gestures from him.
Even if he announced it, at least he did something good to someone. Which one ur role model don do? wiz kid I guess
Family / Re: My Landlord Does House Chores For His Children, Fetches Water For Them by alhaji04: 8:58am On Apr 10, 2020
donbachi:
Only the kind eye my mother go look..u no go know wen u go fetch 2 drums full..unless u wan make she remind u am with garri turner.
baba, abeg no make me laugh lol. some of us our mama no dey take shiit. na only eye look o, u don fetch 2 drums.. lol
Religion / Re: All Nigeria Satanist Lets Meet Here. by alhaji04: 12:27pm On Mar 15, 2020
harine:
Whateva guise u satanist wants to place,satan remains evil. Do not allow urselves to be used by him. His mission is to STEAL,DESTROY and KILL! Do not be caught up. The only true way is JESUS CHRIST. Repent !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is an old thread I just stumbled on, but then pls keep your silly advice to yourself and to your church members.

SATAN is evil and I should not allow myself to be used by him, but I should allow myself to be used by your yahwey right? and who told you that Satan is evil? please can you prove it? and don't tell me the bible say so, because even you cannot prove that the bible is error free. I have been a satanist since 2011 Dec. and I can tell you more of what you don't know.
Politics / Re: Buhari: We’ve Recovered N3.7 Billion, Various Assets From NDDC by alhaji04: 9:56pm On Mar 10, 2020
mtcheeeew, bubu go pocket this one, e sure die. yeye people.
Crime / Re: Tenant Pushes Lagos Landlady To Death Over Door Closure by alhaji04: 9:49pm On Mar 10, 2020
out of anger,, na big wahala o. A good lawyer will help it.
Politics / Re: How Buhari Govt Planned To Transfer $110M Abacha Loot To Bagudu - Premium Times by alhaji04: 11:40am On Feb 26, 2020
I have said this before, buhari will loot more money than abacha did. We don enter am be say we don enter, four years don go already,, let us endure the remaining years.
Watin dey vex me pass be say gari don cos now undecided undecided
Sports / Re: Manchester City May Face EPL Points Deduction, Demotion To League Two by alhaji04: 7:10am On Feb 15, 2020
mosho2good:

*Emeka's Sugar mummy is someone else's wife, Emeka bought her flowers � and she repackaged and gave them to her husband, who, pretending to take them to the office, repackaged and gave them to his girlfriend.*

*His girlfriend is Emeka's fiancé...*

*The fiancé finally repacked and gave them to Emeka.*

*Emeka is now holding the flowers he bought himself and saying, "this looks familiar..." �*

*Well,*

*1. In physics it is called "Circular motion" �*

*2. In Philosophy it is called "Karma" ��*

*3. In Chemistry it is called "Chain Reaction"*

*4. In Computer science it is called "Looping" �*

*5. In Life it is called "what goes round always comes round" �*

*6. In the place of worship it is called "Back to sender"*

*7. In Psychology it is called "Familiar Spirit" �*

*8. And in Nigeria it is called "Inside Life".*

�������
This guy too Sabi book

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Politics / Re: New Ebonyi State Government House Set To Be Completed (Photos) by alhaji04: 4:25pm On Jan 25, 2020
Mikecold:
How Ebonyi topped abia and abia became the previous ebonyi beats my imagination
baba you can say that again, I'm currently in Ebonyi state now, and all i can say is WOW! , Umahi has really tried.

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Crime / Re: Slap & Die: Man Killed In Awka With Just One Slap, Slapper Arrested (Graph Pics) by alhaji04: 4:12pm On Jan 25, 2020
This is why it's good to always avoid trouble at all cost, especially in public places. The truth is, many suffer from different diseases/sicknesses, but you won't know by just looking at them because most appear healthy.
Na big wahala be this o.
Crime / Re: Man Rapes A Mentally Challenged Girl In Ibadan by alhaji04: 10:06pm On Jan 16, 2020
Some guys are just animals in human flesh. First of all, how will ur d**k even rise towards a mentally disorder girl,,, na wao, no taste at all. Dem supposed cut dat useless d**k, rubbish.
Politics / Re: Is This Well Located In Nigeria? (Photo) by alhaji04: 10:43am On Jan 16, 2020
Abeg, if you know say ur village people dey follow you, no go fetch for dat well.
Romance / Re: Man Unknowingly Took His Fiancée To Hotel by alhaji04: 9:14pm On Jan 07, 2020
Kingluqman:
Connecting.....



Village people’s 5G network connected

grin grin grin
Baba abeg no make me laugh, but between e bi like say na true u talk o.
Village people no attend the marriage ceremony, so they cucuma follow the babe go city to attend the white wedding.

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Education / Re: Which Of These Do You Fear Most As A Student? by alhaji04: 4:13pm On Jan 04, 2020
micronut:
OK. Let's look back at those days as an undergraduate. Which of these sentences or Lecturer's remarks scares you most?

1. Morning class, tear a sheet of paper, Test!
2. Get out of my class!
3. Answer all questions!
4. Give me your Matric No or ID card!
5. Your test is next week!
6. Result has been pasted
©Elu

Of course, it's no. 6
No. 4 remind me of a day, I went to complain about my score in a test, to the lecturer in charge, and I was like, sir I was sure of what I wrote and I deserve more marks, I guessed there is a mistake somewhere and I demand to see my script. He was just looking at me in dead silence and later said, pick up that shit of papper and write your matric number and give to me. meennnn I became scared, because that was my first time of meeting a lecturer to complain... lol, I later gave him my matric number and the error was corrected.

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Romance / Re: Am I Taking The Right Decision To Love This Girl? by alhaji04: 3:23pm On Jan 04, 2020
noziz:
Op u nor well o! Na dis kind epistle u want make I read dis 2020? Ur head dey shake!
baba, i fear as i see d long tory, anyways, i sha manage read am
Romance / Re: Am I Taking The Right Decision To Love This Girl? by alhaji04: 3:21pm On Jan 04, 2020
Kirinwa:


You have 2 choices.

1. Reconcile her to her abroad boyfriend and get an iv hopefully and come here and post it so that we will wish you get get your own queen.

2. Go and see her parents and do official introduction if you are serious. At this stage, you need to come out open with her people.
I hope you don't open another thread in the future cos ...
cos watin? lol.. you suppose finish am nah, cos na slap we go take transfer am to another thread,,,no be me talk am o

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Celebrities / Re: Emoney Shows Off Interior Of His Anambra Mansion - Photos by alhaji04: 1:29pm On Jan 03, 2020
I never hear say dis guy help person or stretch his hands to the less privileged once.. always busy showing off his luxury cars and mansions, even davido sef they help. Good for him.
Phones / Re: Whatsapp Is About To Stop Working On Windows And Some Android/ios Phones by alhaji04: 1:02pm On Jan 03, 2020
Thunder fire dem. Is it compulsory to use WhatsApp * wechat downloading... * undecided undecided
Religion / Re: When A Neighbour Rejects That Christmas Chicken by alhaji04: 4:12pm On Dec 26, 2019
LordAzubuike:

Weytin this one dey talk like this? So his gift being rejected means his relationship with them is very weak? The thing is many of them are usually superstitious and spiritual. I blame these pastors who have brainwashed us into thinking virtually everyone is your enemy. They believe offering gift or food means you've laced it with juju or you're trying to do them harm no matter how close you are to them. When I was younger my mom was a culprit of this nonsense, disposing off food and gifts brought by neighbours. Well anytime she wasn't around and a neighbour brings food after a party or function, me and my elder brothers waste no time to clear the plates , chop the big meats and leave zero trace.

see, I get your point. what I want you to understand is that, even with your point it still boils down to the kind of relationship you keep with your neighbor. Now let me ask you, that same neighbor that reject or dispose your your gift, will still collect another gift from someone else and will not reject or dispose it. so it is not a matter of spiritual stuff, though it may contribute.
Religion / Re: When A Neighbour Rejects That Christmas Chicken by alhaji04: 6:13pm On Dec 25, 2019
Well, for her to kill and throw the chicken away is not good, or like you've said, she should have dumped it somewhere else.

Now back to you Op, if you give your neighbor a gift and he or she returns it back or dispose it, then it means your relationship with your neighbor is very weak, check your attitude in that compound. Sorry to say.
Romance / Re: I Quit Being A Nice Guy by alhaji04: 9:25pm On Dec 13, 2019
if your guy ask you for just 2k, you go say e no dey.. see as you throw away over 50k for inside hole. shaking my haed, and no be you dig the hole.

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