I just tire o my sister, some people just like linking things to politics. Thank God it’s 2023 already. Let February just come and pass make we hear word

Sweetplum:

When they catch you now n do you anyhow, you ll say there's no freedom of speech. Shey na Tinubu kill the woman?

... na family meeting go hold that day

acewines:
The last time I did was when me and my wife traveled in a separate car, she left around 7am from her dad's place at ikd, I left around 9am from our house at jibowu area, las las I first am reach home,come see warning like say I be small pikin... long story short, she used her money to put speed limit for the car

Lol. I pray you find a good man who’ll change this perception for you.

virginprincess:
A whole 3cars ,what for?, instead of me to use my money to buy a car for a man i will prefer to give it to charity or invest it into something more profitable,i cannot come and buy a man a car that he will use to showoff for different women,he should go and get one himself,anyways congrat to them.

Bro if your mother is alive shsrply let her know your situation so she can include you in her prayers & most importantly seek protection from God.

Give400:
This is going to be a long write cos I want to go into details so you all will understand everything. Sorry for the typos in advance

I dated this girl for years. We used to live together before I relocated to another state.

So here is the full story. We started dating in early 2014 we were still teenagers. Tho I wasn't the one that disvirgined her but she was good then. Her breasts and everything was firm and standing. Two years later she started giving me bad behaviors. I endured till I got tired by the end of 2016 and moved on because she started disrespecting me as well. I couldn't take that and moved on.

Fast forward early 2020 she contacted me I asked how she got my number cos I changed numbers then. She said she got it from my sister. They were kind of close.
This girl pestered me and I don't even know what she told or did to my sister but I found my sister begging on her behalf that I should accept her as well.
On a norm I wouldn't have accepted her but because I wasn't in a relationship then and konji was so on my neck I had no choice than to accept her back.

Thats how we came back and free sex was enough.we lived together I was the one paying the rent. I was providing and even got her a job she used o work and contribute and everything was good in the first 4 months until the fifth month she lost her job cos she made some mistakes and lost some money and her oga arrested her. I paid up and she said she won't go back so that's how she became a sit at home gf.

Fast forward I found out she was in contact with one of her exes. I even stumbled on their Facebook chat where she was asking the guy why he got married. The guy responded that he got tired of her ass the moment he realized she was dating one reverend father. Then I knew after our initial breakup this girl went on to become a LovePeddler.

So this girl kept disturbing this guy she will call him even though he told her was married she didn't stop. The same way she was disturbing me early that year to come back. Anytime I confront her about this guy she'd lie that it's the guy that's disturbing her.

Lemme not bore you guys...so this girl proposed a business idea and since I had spare funds I wasn't using then I found it cool and I gave her 200k to buy 20 bags of groundnuts. She said she had a woman she knows in her village that used to do the business. She was to send her the money to buy the groundnut and save it then when the prices go up we will sell and make double or triple profits.

So she sent me an account number to send the money to claiming it's the woman's son account number. Alas it was her ex's account number because the account name matched with the Facebook name. When I confronted her she denied at first but later opened up and promised me not to worry that the guy was only going to withdraw the money and give to the woman as she didn't have a bank account. I kept cool even though I felt betrayed.

Now instead of 20 bags of groundnut they bought only 15k. That covid affected the markets as people were scared to go to the markets and there was no groundnut to buy. OK send me pics of the 15 bags they bought it became wahala. It took weeks of postponement before the guy sent pics. At a time I got angry and collected her phone and called and the guy picked. I asked why is it a problem to send pics of the bags. The guy blatantly told me he doesn't have any business with me that I should not call him. That really got me and I said it's enough.

So I made my own plan. I exercised patience and forfeited the 50k. Cos it was obvious I wasn't going to get the funds because when I asked to get my 50k they will say they are going to buy that I should chill. They are going to buy turned to weeks and months till I gave up.

So I waited and when it was the right time which was December we sold the groundnuts and I got profit of 100k. Cos it was sold at 20k each. So in total I made 300k. Minus my 200k that's 100k profit. They ate the other 50k.

So i got the money and played along. I acted as if I don't even know what was going. In fact I changed and started adapting to her games. I smash her more often than I used to and squeeze whatever was left of her fallen boobs to nothing. Like I made up my mind to use her and dump on the road side where she belonged. I accepted she was damaged and that was the only way to do away with someone like her.
Rent was due by March 2021. I started looking for a new apartment we was in January then. I got an apartment in another neighboring state not so far just 2k transport.

Fortunately enough for me she got a job and used to work 5 days and come home only by weekend. So I had enough time to orchestrate my plans cos this girl refused to leavve. I know some people might be wondering why I chose to run. She refused to leave me. She even called the police me when I told her I don't want to do again. They said since she's living with me and I was the one that brought her in town then I shouldn't chase her out. I said ok

So I got my apartment and arranged the placed and she left for work on a blessed day and I used he opportunity to park my valuables and important properties and left. When she got home she called I told her I had traveled to Benin republic. She asked why I packed my things and my gen I told her I sold them to add money for my journey that I will be back.
I told her I will be back in a month that it's a bug business and I will eventually hit big in two to three weeks then I will be back. She bought it


Few days later I changed my Sim and that was the end.

So fast forward to last month we met and this girl has become something else. Very dirty and unkempt. Indeed I tried for her but she really deserved where she is atm. She was really pissed when she saw me. She said lots of scary stuff even some people at the event were like what's going on. She said she still has my pictures and I should think about that. That really spooked me.

The problem now is she's still threatening that she knows I played her and she's going to make sure she hurt me spiritually or in anyway for using her and running away leaving her with nothing. That she doesn't care if it's going to cost her life. She said this on the event day and just today someone called me telling me the same thing that she's going about telling she's going to make sure I am useless just like the way I made her. I don't even want to mention the number of curses she placed on me on the event day.

What I want to know is how do I go about this. Is she just making empty threats or is it something I should take serious. If that's the case then how do I go about it my brethren. I am seriously confused and kind of scared a bit to be honest.
Cos someone else could hear her and use that opportunity to hurt me then place it on her. Anything can happen when people go about saying they will hurt you. Help a brother with the right thing to do. Thanks

Let's make a touching story too.
I don dey crush on you long time.

Lamanii22:
awwwwn this is touching

Which clean up you go clean up for shower? Ehh? Abi you go do soapy ...Bad guy! Lol

Khd95:
The babe when men been dey eye, invited me one evening to come around, what's goin on babe, she said "just come, I will tell you", this was around 730.

Naso I bade my guys later we see for area, mount bike with alacrity dey match go her crib, when I got there babe said her roomie wasn't around and she was bored and needed company, I don reason am say this one must collect today,

Naso babe arrange better rice and drink, peppery rice , I do like better person wack the rice without conscience and even asked for more.

Ok, babe what's up, where ur roomie go, she dey come back tonight, she said no oo, that na three days time she go come back, instantly my dicc recieved the signals, naso I do like say I dey concerned, wetin concern me..."eiyaah, na only go dey this compound ni, ahh you get mind oo"

She smiled and replied, na why I invite you na, silly, come again babe girl, she said I want u to sleep over, the joy and energy

Small play, we Don lock lips and pressing and pushing and pulling, fiam, her perky boobs were staring at my face like Willie Willie, naso I dive one with my mouth, grab the other with my left hand, my right hand don already snake its way into her thighs, she was moaning softly into my mouth, the hardness when I get that day no be here, I was ready to dive into the bottomless pit, naso babe pull me back and said, "kiss me more and continue what u are doing".

No lele na, na my job, I worked her inner thighs and puucci so good, she wet pass lekki during raining season, make I dive again, she said no, I am not ready for sexx.

Shey this one dey whine my nipple ni, which rough okay be this na, you invited me all over to use me and cure what exactly, dangote trailer nearly ran me over in my way here ok, babe do well oo, she said "maybe another time, not Tonight" .

Na die remain for me that day, my mouth just bitter, dicc shank faster then speed of light, so what will now happen now, she said just cuddle me, ur body is warm and I will sleep on ur chest, dis babe dey ment, I have a principle, when dealing with a babe, if she says she's not in for it, I won't force her to try to convince her, if not I for rape that girl, I thank God for my self control that night, I am sure my dicc was disappointed in me that nigh.

I kuku enter shower clean up and sleep, waiting for the cock to crow before I carry my body go back my side

Alaye share the name of the agbo jare!!

ravensckar:
One babe who then was schooling in Ibadan invited me for a sleep-over. Before leaving school, I had taken one useless Agbo that my roommate always boast of (My first mistake). After every every (the gisting & eating), we started the kerewa. The son of Man refused to cum. We changed style, do every every, I no still cum. My head was seriously aching and my body shaking like an epileptic patient whilst my JT was still standing gidigba like a rock. Babe started crying in pain, but I was too preoccupied to notice. Las las, she passed out. I poured her water, screamed her name, tapped and hit her arm but she was still laying lifeless. Immediately, my hard JT just fell flat. That was when I knew trouble has finally located me. After pouring water and fanning her, she refused to wake up. Na so I cried for help. Her friends and neighbours sha revived her after several attempts. The embarrassing part was that I jumped out naked. After every every, the shame wey catch me no be here. Since then, anything sleep over, whether home or away, I no do.

PS- my advice to guys; please stay away from all those performance enhancing stuff. It always end in premium tears.

To give it that doughnut look!, for men wey dey give head from behind

VeryWickedMan:
Shit container protector.
What is the powder on it for?

Bksense with the come back!!

Bksense:


Coming from someone who's never board a plane before. I used to say it most Nigerian youth are the way they are because they're lazy and unproductive. Except to speak bad of their country, talk about sex, betting, there's nothing else in their brain.

According to you, someone cannot chose to leave a country if he wishes? I left Canada because I was done for good. I saw how things are, and can't be fooled into investing the money I've worked hard for years in Canada where tax will probably eat me dry and I'll always pay rent. So hard to build your own house without incurring serious mortgage. Took my Money, come back and still working for my organization

Aside from WAEC certificate, which I doubt you have, what else can you claim to have in that your God Forsaken hole in Nigeria?

Make i no talk.

MufasaLion:


The comment was for you. You're so dumb to even know that. Product of a dysfunctional family and society. I spit on you and your generations (oh, sorry, you only shoot blanks).

Wetin be this?!!!!!Canadian authorities are coming for you

MufasaLion:


The sad reality you still haven't understood is that not everyone cut corners and you're mentally poor to know that! You're used to bribe, corruption, feeding crumbs to your family and enjoying no benefit from the tax you pay. These are among the reasons a retärded creature like you couldn't live in a functional society.

Dumbo!

Oh sorry! Mufasalion sent him back 6Ft! .. God abeg i no wan see Gaby next comment! Loool

MufasaLion:


What a dunce!

I presented reality to you but you still keep drifting!

At most you live in a 3 bedroom apartment, got a car and still provide all your basic amenities yourself while you still pay tax. Local champion!

Okay... Be like Bksense don dey come back small small

Bksense:


If everything y'all share online is something to go by, all of you in Nigeria are suffering. If not, y'all won't be Killing yourself to Japa through Sahara desert and trek for months to Canada

JESUSSS!!!
Gaby i go soon seize your phone!

gaby:


See English wey idiot wey say him just move back from Canada 2 years ago dey write.

I knew too well that you would fail in keeping up with and maintaining the obvious lie of a life you wished you had.

No be only conference you go for Canada..na coffin...fool.

Now, I understand where your nonsense is coming from.

Talk about misery loving company.

Mumu wey no even know where dem dey do passport dey look for people to deceive and hold down like himself.

You'll never find fulfillment and progress with this sort of withcraft mentality that you harbor.

Dunce.

Make una no kill this Canadian-Nigerian guy abeg

MufasaLion:


Actually, you are too dumb to realize that not everyone is suffering. And no, you've not made it because you still don't live a good life!

The only sensible comment I've seen so far.

Richy4:
OP, what about Nigerian association? If u are lonely, find out the day Nigerians are meeting, and join the meeting... They usually have October first party... That is if you are interested..

In your work place, don't some of your colleagues invite you for a night out? Or are you not interested?

If you are a Christian, please join one of the church program... They usually have youth activities outside church program.. like watching the whale, boat riding etc...

Yeeeeeehhhhhh!!!!

Gaby 100 - 10 BkSense

gaby:


You are a kid...

Go play on the sand with your mates...

Na me and your papa suppose dey discuss life issues.

Idiot.

Your camera is WOW! What phone did you use for thia pictures?

simplepee:
So I was craving fish stew and literally dragged myself to the market. I got this tiny fish for 1200, paid with pain in my chest and left .

Location; Lagos. Will you get it cheaper in your state?

It is well with us in this country.

You'll get a good job very soon

graciamore:
So painful..I cried my eyes out yesterday, have been going for this particular interview since last month, I have been called to that place like 7times in wuse2, from one stage to another. The secretary called me on Wednesday that madam will like to see me,she assured me to get prepared for medicals and all...she told me to be there by 10:00am, I came and was told to wait till 3:00pm before I could see her, of course I patiently waited for her..las las I no get the job didn't know when tears effortlessly flow down from my eyes...I stood there and taught about soooo many things ranging from the transportation I have spent on this particular interview alone ... I kept singing not to break down on the road.

If all of this is true then it’s really sad and I pray God sees you through, if you still believe you he can change then help him do so, for the sake of your girls, if you’ve had enough and want him out also go ahead, you’ve tried.

Life2020:
Hi, first I want to thank you all for your advise the last time i was here.

The last time I brought up my problems here, I vented out about how my husband is being a total pain in the ass.

The problem is one, he's cheating on me with several girls and still want to have sex with me but i refused stating that until he does a full STD test we are not having sex, simply put i need to Know that he is STD free before we have sex again.

Two, he's never at home, sometimes for two weeks he stays in hostels with girls, partying and spending his money, at first i tried to understand him because we did marry young, i felt that maybe he misses having his Independence, so at first i said nothing until it got worse. I now feel like a single mom, i do everything, the children don't even know anything about their dad, they see him as a stranger now, he's always cool towards them and i don't like it, have told him several times that i want the children to bound with him, i need them to have a good relationship with their father and have even advised him to take them out, maybe to a theme park or anything really but he has refused stating that he's busy.

Thirdly he body shames me, telling me that i look like a clown, I'm fit, it's not like I'm dirty or anything i take care of myself, i know he's lying because i have admirers, like a lot of them, ever since i started making money and could afford to employ workers, i have done everything to make myself look good, i go to the gym, do facials and i make sure I look beautiful, honestly I don't know what's wrong with him.

I have come to the conclusion that he is only saying it to be mean to me, maybe as a means of control, honestly i think he thinks if he makes me feel less than i am, to make me think i have no where else to go.

Thirdly when we first got married, we both agreed that he will go to the university first then later, i will also attend, after finishing his university education he couldn't find a job so i gave him two of my lands to start a business, he because successful in the business and his now lavishing the money. I have a farming business, it's very successful, with it i have many lands and i built the home me and my husband live in, ever since he started making money i advised him to build his own house but he has refused, instead he bought a fancy car, i want to build an estate so that i can have another source for revenue but for one reason or other, my husband is advising me against it.

Now back to me wanting to attend the university, i want to study accounting so that i can take my business to a new level but my husband has refused saying that he wants more babies, we already have twins (two lovely girls). i told him later, after I finish my university degree and our girls are a little bit older, we will have more kids

Now back to the present day, have decided I'm kicking my husband out. Recently, I noticed he was always at home, I was happy but surprised, I thought he had changed. I decided we need to spend time together as a family, I was even planning on us going on a vacation, give my children a life I wasn't opportune to live, I talked to him about it, we made plans, he agreed to go for a full STD test. I was happy
little did I know that my so called husband has fathered another child outside our marriage, he told me this himself, saying all sorts of nonsense on how I should advise the girl to abort it so that we can be one big happy family, I just looked at him, I haven't said anything to him in days. But I have decided that I'm kicking him out. I want to do this in a way that it doesn't affect my children, I really want them to build a relationship with their dad but as for me I clocked out of this marriage a long time ago.

I was advised by my a friend to make a video while I kick him out but I'm not going to do, he's till the father of my child, and I don't want my children to grow up and find those videos
honestly I just need emotional support while I go through this divorce.

You'll make a very good typical nigerian mother! Look how you just made your conclusion on him joining bad gang LOL!

doggedfighter:
If he leaves your house, can your parents handle him ?






This one will give you serious headache.

I would have suggested sending him back to people that brought him to this world but I fear he will send them to early grave.


From the look of things he's joined those Edo cult boys and criminals !




Sighs !

wahala!

Loveisnotenough:
Wait o! How do people cope in a relationship? I swear being Single has more liberty. I've hooked myself to a big Jezebel.

How we met: At a friend's house. She liked me instantly and asked my friend for my number through WhatsApp. Then we started chatting.

Note: We had sex twice the day after we met but now she's forming CATWOMAN.

Pros:

Ability to speak English fluently
Has some Gangster babe vibes.

CONS:

Cannot Submit - She'll forever be right.

- She turns little discussion to arguments and anger.

- cannot care for a home. cannot do basic things in the house except when forced, like sweeping, laying of bed after sleep, this beach cannot fry egg or cook anything other than rice.

- Someone we had sex last week now Find faults when I touch her. always talking that I'm forceful, I'm afraid of being accused of rape.

- She is rude but very jealous.

- She wants me to stop speaking our native language. We're same tribe from North region.

- she always want to identify as the most intelligent and richest in the room. Person way I day send even 500 for POS.

Can someone command get this thing outta my bed, She's sleeps till 10am everyday.

Una day try for relationship o.

Na God know when I go marry for this life.

Drug barons bro. What else you think they got?

BATified2023:
the last time I checked north is the largest producer of agricultural products ranging from livestocks to day by day foods


Bro tell us what the south east produce that benefits d whole Nigeria?

Lol. I will OBIDIENTLY TANGO with you.

Ngwamankillyou:


Together with you we all with tangle together.�

Na only you go tangle o!

Ngwamankillyou:
Wow. It takes two to tangle, the game just started.

And when Atiku wins, trust them to come out with another stroy of foul play.

Ruggedniggaone:
This is the pure truth, everything is
Pointing towards Atiku victory but obi fans will insult the hell out of you for saying the obvious 2023 no far again we shall see

Times have changed, election is about numbers now, no more magu-magu...and No, the real Northerners can't vote a southern president after all the killings and ill treatments they've been getting from them. Unlike before when there was peaceful coexistence between every tribe

tiger28:
I dont understand how many ppl like the OP think that Northerners cannot vote for a Southern President..........

If that is the case, then can someone explain

HOW OBJ won TWO terms?

HOW Jonathan won as well?

Strong Party structure and a viable Candidate that is NOT Just a regional Candidate are all it takes pls!

Big joke! ... Like OP said, the Northerners have the "herd mentality"..... Wherever the shepherd goes, the gerd is sure to follow. Let's watch as it plays out sha.

Workch:
lol, you are joking right?

Safe this post

RMK can only sweep votes in KANO and JIGAWA. He'll be 1st while Atiku will be second. But that doesn't scare Atiku because he knows he'll get most of the votes from the votes northeast (Adamawa, Gombe, Taraba and Bauchi) i didn't include Borno because he won't get much from there but will get a fair share. Let's not talk about the core north (Kebbi, Katsina, Zamfara, Sokoto, Kaduna etc), these are states where BAT and PO won't fly and these are states that are sure to give Atiku above 500,000 votes. Whether we like it or not PDP will definitely get nothing less than 1000 votes from other states. Afterall, the VP is from the south. The earlier we realize that Politics in Nigeria can't fly without a northerner in it the better for us. All of the three major parties (LP, APC and PDP) have a northerner in them. Either as President or VP. This is just my own analysis. But as for me, I'll rather waste my vote on His Excellency PO. That's my choice. So help me God!
But leave RMK out of this. Him own na play lol

SlavaUkraini:
Good Analysis... But

You are forgetting one name..

Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso

He is the Game changer for Atiku Abubakar in the North...

As Peter Obi may play Spoiler for Atiku Abubakar in the South,

RMK will surely play Spoiler for Tinubu in the North..

In life, the toughest battle you'll ever encounter is the one between you and yourself. I see people talking about God and how you need him but forget prayers no go solve this one bro. Facts. It's all up to you, have you had enough? How strong is your self-discipline game? Why can't your NO stand as NO?.... This is a battle between you and your subconscious. God can't come down to help you, you can only pray to him for strength and guidance. But 97% of the work dey your own hands.. & you see that masturbation of a thing carries a lot of harm, physically, spiritually and psychologically. Anybody who disagrees can argue with thier keyboard. It'll make you feel useless and unproductive. You'll just be stagnant in life. Always looking pale and malnourished. It'll look like you stopped growing the year you started.Your semen is a weapon. You shouldn't just waste it.... Speak positive to yourself. Tell yourself. "I DON'T WATCH PORN AND I DON'T MASTURBATE".. There's alot of people battling with this FUN. If my long ass text here made sense you in anyway, Bless up!

How far? Are you single? .. make i carry you dey go abeg

Channah1:
I made this with chikini money and it came out great.

Packed everything into the pot, added little water and covered to cook.


After it's done, I broke one egg into the noodles and sprinkled vegetable oil on it. Covered to dry completely and brought it down.

Voila! it's ready and served.

No frying, no ceremony and still tasted great

Ingredients later . I'm Rushing to Holy communion service.

Modified
For those that will request for the cost.
Noodles. 240. 3packs
Fresh pepper. 100
Green peas. 100
Egg 2. 150

600

Nice one!!

Cladez:
I wish but your head no go fit carry am!!