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Education / Re: ASUU: The Lazy Lecturers by Alitair(m): 7:04am On Aug 22, 2017
What abt the lazy students who actually wish the strike would continue...?
Phones / Re: Oreo Is Google Latest Android Version. Check Out The Features by Alitair(m): 6:49am On Aug 22, 2017
Iyanya gonna be feeling a prophet of things to come. Oreo
Crime / Re: Nurse Stabs Husband To Death In Lagos by Alitair(m): 9:49pm On Aug 21, 2017
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Crime / Re: Robbers Storm Mansion In Imo State, Loot Properties Without Mercy. Photos by Alitair(m): 9:29pm On Aug 21, 2017
Amaso99:
In that part of Nigeria they celebrate money without considering how you got it!
I advocate for mentality restructure for every one of them

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Celebrities / Re: Chika Ike Wets Herself In New Photos For Her Reality Show by Alitair(m): 9:26pm On Aug 21, 2017
next...

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Religion / Re: How A Muslim Made My Sunday This Morning by Alitair(m): 3:53pm On Aug 20, 2017
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Religion / Re: 7 Contemporary Nigerian Gospel Artistes In Their 20s by Alitair(m): 12:41pm On Aug 20, 2017
All this gospel artists are just strong hustlers. Know what pays you and stick to it. Watched one Frank edwards video, he was just pulling stunts that pastors would call worldly.... But its a generation of vipers. I guess anything goes...
Celebrities / Re: Ladies, See 63 Year Old Sexy Grandma That Can Totally Snatch Your Boyfriend From by Alitair(m): 12:31pm On Aug 20, 2017
Dottore:
Ochie ikpu na egbu Oke amu
Old man! You should be a chief or Nze.
Romance / Re: God Punish Konji... IMAGINE by Alitair(m): 12:28pm On Aug 20, 2017
Safiaaa:
I never knew a 32 year old woman is an old cargo? You need prayers
She is my dear. Imagine she has been very active in d other room since she turned 17. Maybe she was even a runs-babe. Just imagine....

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Education / Re: Students Do This A Lot - 10 Things You Should Never Do When Charging Your Phone by Alitair(m): 12:21pm On Aug 20, 2017
In this lightless country. The only time you enjoy your phone is when you are sure of backup.

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Religion / Re: Importance Of Restitution - Case Study Of Juliana Olayode (aka Toyo Baby) by Alitair(m): 12:16pm On Aug 20, 2017
Op please I want you to know that light and darkness has nothing in common...
Religion / Re: 10 Hard Questions About Speaking In Tongues With Answers by Alitair(m): 12:12pm On Aug 20, 2017
Speaking in tongues. Ignorant set of humans trying to re-create the pentecostal fire in the bible stories. Speak no evil_as far as you are not cursing me, carry on. That one is not my business_
Foreign Affairs / Re: China's Online Court Heard Its First Case Yesterday by Alitair(m): 12:05pm On Aug 20, 2017
Meanwhile somewhere in Nigeria, a magistrate court typed affidavit for me with a "typewriter". Not even desktop computer...

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Religion / Re: Why Didn't You Go To Church Today? by Alitair(m): 10:01am On Aug 20, 2017
confy22:
Because I'm sick
hope you are better today?
Celebrities / Re: Tboss And Kemen Pictured Together by Alitair(m): 9:32pm On Aug 19, 2017
waxxydude:
She couldn't resist the guy she kept on imagining that heavy and busty lips of his mopping up her genitals, and how it'd feel like a pitbull gnawing it's harmless meal.

His thick palms spanking her flaccid buttocks, as he panel beat her punna like who wey dem just release from prison.

Chai, konji you shall be judged on the last day.

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Culture / Re: Ooni Of Ife, Ogunwusi, Playing Football Amidst Marriage Crash Rumors by Alitair(m): 9:29pm On Aug 19, 2017
If he trips and falls, the national association of afonjas will predict untold hardship and evils if their gods are not appeased with isi-ewu and whatever the palace babalawo feels like. Confused Traditionalists.

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Caught With Cocaine For The 3rd Time In India by Alitair(m): 9:15pm On Aug 19, 2017
This is what you get when you go abroad to hustle with only "street" in mind. No backup plan. Its not by leaving the country, its about your return. ...

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Jumps To Death In India While Evading Arrest In N1.12bn Drug Raid by Alitair(m): 8:53pm On Aug 19, 2017
It is accorded unto man to die once, and after death comes judgement. Whatsoever a man soweth, that he shall reap _holybible_

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Forum Games / Re: Who Has The Highest Likes And Shares On Nairaland. Let's Share Screenshot by Alitair(m): 8:52pm On Aug 19, 2017
benzene00:
while Your mates are counting money
you are here counting cheap likes
Seems you have below 500likes... The savagery is uncalled for.
Crime / Re: UNIPORT Student Kills Little Girl In His Room For Ritual (Graphic) by Alitair(m): 8:46pm On Aug 19, 2017
Mynd44:
Fake picture
The time to ban you blogs is coming
What is it doing on front page?

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Car Talk / Re: This 2028 Audi E-tron Imperator Concept Is Too Bahd (photos) by Alitair(m): 7:56pm On Aug 19, 2017
Its bahd but I honestly don't like it...
Crime / Re: Runs Girl Stabs A Nigerian To Death In India (photos) by Alitair(m): 1:57pm On Aug 19, 2017
R.I.P
_runs girl lovers, a lesson for you all. Don't love her if she is a runs girl, bleep the hell out of her but please don't even fall in like with them_
Politics / Re: Chibok Boy Paralyzed By Boko Haram Gets Help by Alitair(m): 1:46pm On Aug 19, 2017
Damibiz:
We re talking about Spinal cord nd nt legs...Alitair
But he would walk after the surgery. Thats my point.
Travel / Re: Passengers Sitting On The Floor On Kaduna-Abuja Train In Front Of Empty Seats by Alitair(m): 1:22pm On Aug 19, 2017
You get what you can afford. The seats whether empty or not, the average Nigerian would wonder why he would pay extra #1000 for V.I.P when regular is #250

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Travel / Re: Corper Survives Accident With Cattle And Fulani Herdsmen On Enugu Road by Alitair(m): 12:33pm On Aug 19, 2017
Maybe the cattle grazed through a marijuana farm....

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Politics / Re: Chibok Boy Paralyzed By Boko Haram Gets Help by Alitair(m): 12:28pm On Aug 19, 2017
After getting his new legs, he will be crossing road and a car will hit him and he will .......
_thumbs up to the organization_
Nairaland / General / Re: Street Guys Play With Dead Snake (Graphic Photos) by Alitair(m): 12:09pm On Aug 19, 2017
Imagine playing with a snake... I don't even like toy snakes, the thought of snakes makes me feel like one is staring at me at the moment... Even seeing one in a movie irks me.

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Celebrities / Re: Leonardo Dicaprio, Kate Winslet Of Titanic Reunite, On Vacation In France (Pics) by Alitair(m): 6:33am On Aug 19, 2017
emiarire:
Explorers.... my NL crush cool. Ur posts r always unique. Keep it up!

Anyway, one thing we can get frm dis post is that all u fine boys that are feeling fly, slaying and breaking hearts.... hmm... the clock is ticking, enjoy it while lasts.
And all the fine girls that superglue their legs, clock is ticking.... Open the legs before everybody's time will pass so that you will enjoy it while it lasts...

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Nairaland / General / Re: 7 Things To Carry Like A Crate Of Eggs by Alitair(m): 11:19pm On Aug 18, 2017
Your d*i*c*k
Car Talk / Re: This Audi Changes Colour And Repairs Itself When Hit (photos) by Alitair(m): 11:17pm On Aug 18, 2017
The car is cute and sleek. Looks like a car used in GTA5. Keke in 9ja will make the car auto-repair malfunction.
_but autojoshNG explain the self repair concept please_

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