Sometime in March, around the unholy hours of 2am, i stoppd in front of cubana in world bank when a girl enterd ma eye. Jejely reversd nd we got talking.... When i askd how much for the night *(night that was remaining abt 3hrs), she boldly lookd at me and said 35grand.
*me - 35k for what nau?
*babe - ah ah, c'mon! This is Cubana!
*me - are u Cubana?
Omo i used the 5k I wantd to give to buy fuel. Good riddance to bad rubbish!

last35:
Goan find your missing left breast first...

Eehyaah.... How could say somethng like that? You want her to start feeling incomplete? Maybe she even kept it inside the house before the shot_!

realmindz:
Chinese soldiers are difficult to kill.

because when you thought you've killed one, you see another of him again like he resurrected

How many have u killed? Abi does call of duty now have a chinese version?

IPOB

Forgive but don't forget.
If you forgive, u bear no further grudges against the offender.. No vengance in mind.
If you forget, u keep making the same mistake over and over again....

POVERTY IS A SIN...!
Sin can only lead to sin, hence poverty(everything about poverty) is sin concerned.

Strictly to avoid distraction. Every other thing is a hoax!

Sunday: A sunny and blissful day when you can finally get some well deserved peace before it starts getting crazy by evening.

*which place in Nigeria do people not take sunday evenings as turn-up and outing period?

DEATHMACHINE:
Team Goalkeepers
who has ever experienced that awkward moment when you dribble your dad in football match

Hahaha.... U'll be like ..
*Daddy no vex*

Team superstars that can fear (leg) rough riders.

Meanwhile we dnt even have the metro speed train in Nigeria yet.

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NwaAmaikpe:

Maybe her time is up...at the coven.

I thought the same too. But she didn't blow that much sha

Maybe the guy gave himself up? 200k can open small bet9ja shop..

generaluthman:
I

Jungle

Flintstone06:
H

Humble

You sef! Driving and snaping picture.. FRSC fall on u

crazysaint:


So what happen to the official language English?

Official language of Nigeria or Biafra?

I am just wondering what language he would speak in awka ibom? IPOB

No pictures. *BORING*

All this politicians.. Why didnt anyone go and mix cement or help someone till their soil for planting. Its only buying of 100naira smetin they knw.

*I HOPE SAY THEM THEY BUY FOR ALL THOSE THEIR COHORTS....!

nextprince:
The way some of these superstitious blockheads reason is mind boggling.
Now, instead of reading her books, she was busy playing around and she wants manners to start falling from sky.
How a human being believes that a pen wrapped in a red piece of clothe will write well in exam even with an empty brain, is still a very big mystery to me.

IgNoRance!
*More like she is having a horrible time in the exam hall...

ADIEMUS:
Registered yesterday, ftc today hurray!!!.I dedicate this to all Jambites.May God pick your call.Amen!!!

God dey pick call only once, if him pick ur call now via jamb, na wetin him go do after u graduate and serve?
*maybe u will send him text?

Jokers club!

OP obviously, u missed out on the real reason for security locks on phone.
So my dad that locks his phone so that I will not use his GTBank mobile transfer, is he a porn addict?
*okpoko personified

StakerLives:
Good move

And they claimed Apc is not working.

God Bless buhari.

And when buhari will use it to bomb u, i hope u will not die... Unless u r a notherner

And here we have a "money miss road" investing his money in designers...

branhampaul:
xo how can i access it?

By running out of balance and using free Facebook. Thats all.

I wonder if you've noticed...
Anytime i read something about Army destroying BH and *chasing them to lake chad, the next thing u'll see is bomb-blast smewia in maidugri...

ALLAH AKHBAR

afonjaheadhunt:
The May 31st sit at home order issued by IPOB

Its May 30th.

*IPOB*

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