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Do you know that I had to disgrace and embarass prophet Sex Award Winner (SAW) after he began to drag title with me? I am sending that bastard straight to hell come judgment day! In my unHoly Book the koran, I said ALL praise is for me! But that bastard who was born 4 years after his father died, is calling himself "The Praised One!" Its like he wan bite the finger wey dey feed am! Useless, stupid illiterate, child rapist! I go show am hell! ![]() [img]https://images./7IoWMhK7aHbd1u510q0sZx.jpg[/img] [img]https://images./2EPDEzEnfgXW8re0o1BHF2.jpg[/img] compton11: |
It depends on what you mean by heavy usage: Downloading large files? Streaming HD videos on YouTube? Streaming HQ audio on Spotify? Playing Games? Opening 10 apps and leaving them running in the background? If you are doing all these, even a 5000 mAh will not last up to 2 hours. JimmyDarmody: |
Sahih Hadiths are the most authentic and reliable hadiths! ![]() See as the mumu is implicating himself! Who cares about how old Solomon is? Answer the bloody question and stop insulting the true "GOD" or I, your fake "god" will suffer the consequences! Don't you know that it is me Yaweh is dealing with? Don't forget that you are my slave: [img]https://images./4sj4rppP73aUOZ73EUwwVm.jpg[/img] And don't forget that I have promised you everlasting sex: [img]https://images./6jbaw3BOm7qEmIgORwOW4q.jpg[/img] If you promise not to put me in trouble with Yaweh, I will give you visions of women's buttocks just like I gave to your "prophet" [img]https://images./3Lr9hkcRwEUYAH5YOu82eZ.jpg[/img] compton11: |
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Are you talking about a member of your family? Tissaia: |
What is this one even saying? Has stupidity become a way of life for BMCs? Is it not the height of foolishness to bite the fingers of the hand that feeds you? [img]https://images./2hRYDLT2ilrPe4KuCAd7FY.jpg[/img] [img]https://images./lmyHW87yEf2iXssPgqoCz.jpg[/img][img]https://images./6PidGKbmrxam16vOl6qjHW.jpg[/img] [img]https://images./5MgfiP3Tj0c3D4opZdWz53.jpg[/img] Godons1: |
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Nairalanders abeg, make Una come see exhibition of stupidity!!! So it is okay for the leader of a nation of 200 million people to have the same qualification as someone who has no higher education! No wonder these BMC idiots have to hide themselves in public because even their family will disown them for their mumu sense! ![]() Godons1: |
Failing Healthcare sector: Lagos-Ibadan train Failed Security: Lagos-Ibadan train Food insecurity: Lagos-Ibadan train Collapsing economy: Lagos-Ibadan train Nepotism: Lagos-Ibadan train Provincialism: Lagos-Ibadan train State backed terrorism: Lagos-Ibadan train Collapsing energy sector: Lagos-Ibadan train Infrastructure development in Niger at Naija’s expense: Lagos-Ibadan train Genocide and ethnic cleansing in middle belt: Lagos-Ibadan train Scandalous unemployment: Lagos-Ibadan train Millions of out-of-school children: Lagos-Ibadan train Collapsing naira: Lagos-Ibadan train Rampaging herdsmen: Lagos-Ibadan train Collapsing education sector: Lagos-Ibadan train Poverty capital of the world: Lagos-Ibadan train Irresponsibility in high places , e.g. foreign medical trips while resident doctors are on strike: Lagos-Ibadan train Monumental corruption everywhere: Lagos-Ibadan train Labor Unrest: Lagos-Ibadan train Biased appointments: Lagos-Ibadan train Violation of human rights: Lagos-Ibadan train Disobedience of court orders: Lagos-Ibadan train Emasculated legislature: Lagos-Ibadan train richmond500: |
Are you ACTUALLY celebrating a secondary school certificate as a landmark achievement? Godons1: |
Others are brandishing first class degrees from University and you're celebrating school certificate? PIMPAR: |
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Even if nuclear power is still at the experimental stage, why purchase a propeller powered plane and not a jet engine one? With the exception of single engine Cessnas which are used for training pilots (and helicopters), no serious minded military in the 21st century is actually deploying propeller planes on such a large scale as this government is doing with Tucano A-29s. Cognitivereason: |
Please Nairalanders, forgive this mistake of mine. Sometimes I don't have enough brain cells to distribute equitably and this is one such case. I promise he won't continue to embarrass himself for much longer. In fact, I have already prepared a place where he will spend eternity. Some of his heroes will also join him there. [quote author= post=105976614]Every evil and killer herdsmen All the ritualists, kidnappers, Cultists, armed robbers, Baby factory owners, Child traffickers, cannibals all over the South, East, North and West of Nigeria causing chaos and unrest in our darling nation will not see the end of this year. And to anyone supporting such devils and unrest. Painful ends awaits them all. No be curse, Na FACT If you don't say AMEN to this above and below prayers but you quote this post to justify your evil. Evil deaths will come your way for the evil you support,. A very BIG AMEN To that also. Is there more information about this attack that we need to know.[/quote] |
What do you mean? Are you saying that there is no military aircraft which operates on jet propulsion which is powered by a nuclear reactor? [img]https://images./4eFHpi2cRX3xNdc62BrkTv.jpg[/img] Cognitivereason: |
Brazilian striker Givanildo Vieira de Sousa has revealed his ex-wife's niece is pregnant with his fourth child. The football star, 35, dubbed Hulk for his upper-body strength, announced the news via an Instagram post. He can be seen holding up an ultrasound scan of the baby alongside his wife Camila Sousa, 32 - to whom he was an uncle during his 12-year marriage to ex-wife Iran Angelo. [img]https://images./46cXaw7YsvvFzw3Ud4rcbl.jpg[/img] [img]https://images./1Dz7Tbi98bJycNg6d0ADnJ.jpg[/img] [img]https://images./3hrSzr0yp1OoqeuoYxHqra.jpg[/img] Reports of their relationship emerged in December 2019, just five months after de Sousa's marriage with Ms Angelo ended in July of the same year. The pair married in September last year when 'Hulk' was still playing for Chinese side Shangai SIPG following his split from the mother of his three other children - two sons and daughter. Alongside an Instagram post showing him lifting his partner off the ground, he wrote: 'Today with a heart full of gratitude to God, I come to share with you that for the fourth time I am being blessed with another child 'My heart overflows with so much happiness and I can only say thank you God. 'We are already looking forward to receiving you child, and we love you unconditionally. He also shared a video of he and his wife as he lifted her into the air and kissed her while she grabbed onto the baby scans. It is believed Mr de Sousa told his family about his relationship with Camila in December 2019 - including his three school-age children Ian, Thiago, and Alice. A spokesman for the striker said in a statement at the time: 'Hulk called the parents and the brother of Camila and told them the truth. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10006337/amp/Brazil-striker-Hulk-35-announces-ex-wifes-niece-32-pregnant-fourth-child.html |
Who uses propeller planes in the age of nuclear powered jet engines? And not only that, spending nearly a billion dollars on an outdated technology? But I trust the dullards followers to drink his urine like champagne and eat his poo as if it is caviar. I guess if a man is determined to be a fool, there's nothing anyone else can do to save him from himself. blamingthedevil: |
Yes,bandits/herdsmen/iswap/book haram are stopping farmers from doing their work, and schools have been closed indefinitely in some Aboki states, but I am the problem. Your "intelligence" is overwhelming. Coolgent: |
Saul reigned as King of Israel for 40 years. Did you not read what I produced from Acts 13:21 or is simple comprehension your problem? Acts 13:21 And afterward they desired a king: and God gave unto them Saul the son of Cis, a man of the tribe of Benjamin, by the space of forty years. Now answer my question about the missing verses of the koran! [img]https://images./3pOfCZIsD0vH9hu0AYKOmh.jpg[/img] compton11: |
Some kinds of stupidity need to be redefined. Are we talking about the CBN bloda under whose watch the Naira was trading at 188 to dollar in 2014? Was it not after a certain confirmed illiterate cow brain came into office in 2015 that the naira hit 400 for the first time in history? IPIGSRDOTARDS: |
So let's get this right, Mr GetMeRight. Muslims are kidnapping, killing and blowing themselves up in the name of their religion, but I'm the one with a problem? GetMeRight: |
Yes, because an empty brained federal character appointee is something to be envious of. Another brain dead Aboki. nitt: |
This is where I dump my cum [img]https://images./3WDjRYHd3FdTN458TMigkx.gif[/img] JayB11: |
I've already forgiven him. I will even reward him with plenty virgin kpekus. [img]https://images./6jbaw3BOm7qEmIgORwOW4q.jpg[/img] Bornsinner7: |
If I answer, will you tell me why you degraded the koran I gave to you? ![]() [img]https://images./3pOfCZIsD0vH9hu0AYKOmh.jpg[/img] compton11: |
Why are you pretending that the question was not answered?[img]https://images./3pOfCZIsD0vH9hu0AYKOmh.jpg[/img] compton11: |
Aboki sense. Police men and women marrying each other will inspire them to be better crime fighters. Typically dull statement from a product of Federal Character favouritism. |
The Inspector General of Police, IG Usman Baba Alkali has called on officers and men of the Force in the country to get married to themselves to strengthen the service.https://dailypost.ng/2021/09/18/igp-alkali-charges-police-officers-to-get-married-to-themselves/
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I have already prepared for him bibiking7: koolib:[img]https://images./6jbaw3BOm7qEmIgORwOW4q.jpg[/img] |

I also used to rejoice over that verse. I also used to think that it was a corruption of the Bible from which my illiterate servant plagiarized