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FamilyRe: How I Caught My Wife With My Pastor, Husband Tells Court by Allansmith: 11:12pm On Mar 08, 2019
LMAO grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy

XOGBADO:
Come and see god of men ooo
Music/RadioRe: Inspired Lines From Timi Dakolo's Great Nation by Allansmith: 2:32pm On Feb 23, 2019
This song always brings me to tear...God come help us set it right and heal our nation Nigeria in Jesus name..Amen.
Music/RadioRe: Inspired Lines From Timi Dakolo's Great Nation by Allansmith: 2:28pm On Feb 23, 2019
Listened to this song over and over and it brought me to tears...If only we would see to make this Country great again....

God help us build this country again.
HealthRe: What To Do With My Wife's Placenta????? by Allansmith: 11:00pm On Feb 22, 2019
Tonyking:
My experience on this issue so far is this. Burn it and gathered the ash, and look for a specific place in the bible that replicate good wishes e.g. psalm 24:1-4. pray on it and be specific on what you want your child to be in life and blow it on air is a secret and mystery.
Hmmmmmm
TravelRe: Lagos Life: 10 Reasons You Should Move From Mainland To Island by Allansmith: 10:51am On Feb 18, 2019
A friend staying around the ShopRite after Sango Tedo calls their area "Long Island" as I jokingly tell him that he should stop saying he says in Lekki...

There are lots and lots of slums on the so called Island.

Joybringer:
Don't be deceived, those staying in Ajah/sango tedo / Eleko / Bogije /Awoyaya , etc are in Otherland not in island.
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Nairaland GeneralRe: Bus Collides With Truck At Niger Bridge In Onitsha. Passengers Dead. Graphic Pix by Allansmith: 7:05pm On Jan 18, 2019
Hmmmmmm...Lord have mercy on every journey we embark either Long or short regardless of what means of transportation we use...Amen

JasonScoolari:
.....And this one na the same bridge when I pass this morning.

May their souls rest in peace.
FamilyRe: How Does A Working Couple Cope Without A Maid? by Allansmith: 10:57pm On Jan 16, 2019
This is quite educative and am here to learn a whole and see how to run mine when we get to that bridge...

Kudos to you OP...You rock!!!
RomanceRe: 'I'm In Jail': If Your Ex Texts You This, What Would You Do? by Allansmith: 11:23am On Dec 21, 2018
Wow...am thrilled at this post especially coming from a Female folk....It takes a lot or even little for people to understand that because it didn't work with your Ex while dating doesn't give room for them to be sworn enemies...You might end up having the solution to that problem/issue your Ex is having and because you have grown to sworn enemies means you end up not finding a solution as fast as possible or maybe not even find solution ever at all.

Eberechi24:
What happened?
If I can help him, I do it. If not I send my condolences. We are Exes not enemies
CelebritiesRe: Nse Ikpe-Etim Celebrates 44th Birthday With Adorable Photos by Allansmith: 10:10am On Oct 21, 2018
Happy Birthday Nse Ikpe-Etim on your 44th Birthday...God bless and increase you on every side...Amen
RomanceRe: Lady Gives Her Fiance Doggy-style Pose In Pre-wedding Photos by Allansmith: 9:39pm On Oct 16, 2018
Are you kidding mehuhI feel you should have ignored rather than waste your MB writing such...thats callous and pray God forgives you

lilmax:
20naira marriage that will crash next year?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Allansmith: 9:18pm On Oct 16, 2018
Thumbs up

dru23:
Matrix is an excellent choice.. As a matter of fact ,I wanted to use matrix, but I was impressed with elantra 07 and 03 civic.
And for a tokunbo car, weekly delivery should be not be less than 35k.. Anything less than that you and driver are playing yourself. Make sure the car is in good order. Since the car is high milage, make sure you use full synthetic oil and check the coolant level... don't use water to replace coolant o.. And at the end of the day, just take your time.. It is not an easy business
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram Executes Hauwa Liman, An Aid Worker by Allansmith: 11:49pm On Oct 15, 2018
Wow....I saw the post this morning whereby the Red Cross Community was pleading on behalf of their staff that were abducted and only for me to read later this evening that they were killed just as the group promised...May the family and sponsors of the group causing mayhem in this Country not find peace...AMEN.
Christianity EtcRe: Which Psalm Works For You As A Christian? by Allansmith: 9:09am On Oct 14, 2018
Psalms 20 is that psalms i recite anytime should I be in any situation and it has always worked for me...
TravelRe: Canadian Express Entry/Federal Skilled Workers Program- Connect Here Part 5 by Allansmith: 9:31am On Oct 08, 2018
@OP....Please how do i get in contact with you...Very Important...

Clayrex101:
Sorry, I thought the profile had MEP and fingerprint not required. My Bad! lipsrsealed
TravelRe: Canadian Express Entry/Federal Skilled Workers Program- Connect Here Part 5 by Allansmith: 9:18am On Oct 08, 2018
Amen!!!

smslive2:
Fellow Canadians.. As we celebrate thanksgiving 2018 outside of Canada today let us remember to thank God for where we are and where he is taking us to. Even though we hope to be somewhere better but we are better off than alot of people. For those of us seeking one thing or the other in order to boost our points to get to the promised land, remember that alot of people do not even qualify at all either due to age or lack of first degree. Some dont even have money for IELTS but we are the Lucky ones. Remember this song... Some have foods but cannot eat, some can eat but have no food, we have food and we can eat. Glory be to thee Oh Lord. Phil 4:6 says. Be anxious for nothing, but in everything by prayer and supplication, with THANKSGIVING, let your requests be made known to God... It is my prayer that by Thanksgiving day 2019, all our dreams would have become reality. Peace
CelebritiesRe: Shaku Shaku Crooner, Slimcase Biography, Age And Lifestyle by Allansmith: 10:55pm On Oct 07, 2018
In Tope Alabi's voice

"Aye ma leeee"

Aye le o Ibosi o....
Aye dori kodo koma ye mi mo
Nibo lan eyin eniyan, o sun mi ye


IamAlexander:
For those who can relate grin
TravelRe: Think You Know Lagos well Enough? (photos) by Allansmith: 6:32pm On Oct 04, 2018
Kudos Sir.....Lagos my Lagos.... grin grin grin smiley smiley smiley
PoliticsRe: Oyetola's Acceptance Speech As Osun Governor-elect by Allansmith: 10:30am On Sep 28, 2018
hmmmmm...Should i add that the gods have spoken??

Awol1:
This victory will not last.

Oyetola might never get sworn in sef...

Mark this post with asterisks
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Allansmith: 1:39pm On Sep 27, 2018
2 months old (Tokunbo) Toyota Camry 05 available for rental

35k weekly rental
2 verifiable guarantors
Owner is responsible for servicing and repairs above 5k.

Driver around mushin,oshodi,mafoluku,Yaba preferably.

Call or Whatsapp 08052405680 for discussion.

That's another offer.pasted above.


Aquilazng:
Pls I have two family men looking for Driving Job. Pls if you have direct links help a family Pls. You can contact 08086653749 for 'em. Life isn't rossy for some people Pls show love by sharing this. They need our help
Technology MarketRe: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Allansmith: 1:04pm On Sep 27, 2018
This is a contact for coy that needs drivers to run Uber in Lagos...I bumped into it and thought to share with you...Bear in mind they would need guarantors and other details....I wish them good luck....

Drivers wanted, weekly rental:

2010 Toyota Camry: 35K
2003 Toyota Camry: 31K
2008 Toyota Yaris: 35K
2004 Toyota Camry: 32K

Send email to: support@mymoto.com.ng

Aquilazng:
Pls I have two family men looking for Driving Job. Pls if you have direct links help a family Pls. You can contact 08086653749 for 'em. Life isn't rossy for some people Pls show love by sharing this. They need our help
EducationRe: Eksu Unclaimed Certificate: by Allansmith: 11:24pm On Sep 24, 2018
Heading that way tmao...I would share lights when i come back meanwhile is my birthday same tomorrow...God grant me journey mercies and favour too...Amen

Toeyean1507:
Na so o my brother, dont wanna let their nonsense get to me ni. They can shove it In their a*s*s for all I care. Who certificate epp sef?
EducationRe: Eksu Unclaimed Certificate: by Allansmith: 11:38pm On Sep 23, 2018
hmmmmm...This is serious o....Can you help with your brothers info..planning on going next week...I just hope am able to complete in a day like you did...This trip itself is worrying let all the struggle as those banks is the annoying part...you would find over slow bank officials and the number of people on queue is always scary....I decree God's favour ahead of that trip in Jesus...


Least i forget how are the roads? it's been years i went that axis


tunlex01:
My Certificate Receipt Experience on 30-05-2018

I was able to visit the school today to get my certificate.
Upon my arrival, I visited the Examination and Records office where I was given a form to fill which also contains all the payments I'm expected to make:

25,000 to Eksu IGR account in UBA
2,500 to Alumni account - UBA
3,700 for Alumni Compendium - Heritage Bank
200 for advancement fee - Wema Bank

Lemme say here that the queue in those banks was not small something. I had to give two banks' payments to a brother of mine to help me pay. By the time I finished making the other two payments, he was still on queue at the first bank. He later came to join me in the last bank where we spent another 1 hour to make a N200 payment. I had to tell one of the tellers that I was travelling back to Lagos today before the guy attending to only Eksu staff decided to help me.

Meanwhile, I didn't have my ID card (lost it during NYSC many years ago) and the only option given to me was to get a letter of identification from my department. Upon getting to my department, I was told my HOD has travelled and won't be back till next week. I was also told he didn't handover to anyone and I kept on asking myself why a whole HOD would travel without handing over to anyone. I quickly dashed to the faculty officer who also has the right to sign such identification but he said he won't sign it because he had already zoned the signing to all HODs and can only sign mine if my HOD agrees that he does that via phone. Unfortunately, my HOD's lines were also switched off. After 2 hours, he ordered another lecturer to sign for me.

When I got back to the Examinations room around 2:10pm, I submitted the photocopies of all l documents/ payments and was told to come back the following day as only documents submitted before 12 noon would be collected same day as well as confirmation of payment of N25000 must also be obtained from the bank before certificate is released. I asked the guy to help me that I had to get back to Lagos today. After like an hour of pleading, he said he would push it.

Fortunately for me, they started calling the first batch around 4:30pm (most of the guys called were those that submitted late on Monday prior to the Democracy day public holiday). I waited and behold, my name was called last in the 3rd batch and finally got my certificate at 6:50pm after submitting all the original documents and receipts of payment.
EducationRe: Eksu Unclaimed Certificate: by Allansmith: 11:23pm On Sep 23, 2018
reallyhuhEKSU or UNAD Erahuh?Alumni of the UNAD Era...


Explorers:
Na so o bro.
EducationRe: Eksu Unclaimed Certificate: by Allansmith:
If he has collected his Certificate,then he owes the school and the school might forget to ask him pay cos the only time the school forces his fee from a student is during Certificate collection whereas the student will run clearance and to that stages requires to run a check of all his school fees while he was in school if they are not satisfied or couldn't find anyof such receipts the student is geared at paying the fees before clearance check.......

Wizywiz:
A friend of mine said he hasn't collected his result from his school.. Funny thing about it is that he hasn't paid his school fees from year 2 to final year.... Which he said is amounted to over 500, 000. ( he did part time).he finished two yrs ago.. Am wondering what happens in such situation....what do u guys advice him to do.. Scholars and educationist in the house!!!
EducationRe: Eksu Unclaimed Certificate: by Allansmith: 11:07pm On Sep 23, 2018
Haba.....I concur with this your statement and I know am talking to a lot more of us here ....that unad gan sef don do plenty things for person back in them days......All those days were intentional as they turned our for our Good eventually because looking back now we would see and find million reasons to thank God... but this your developing thick skin for the mata is deep o...


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Toeyean1507:
Anytime it crosses my mind that I'm an alumnus of UNAD, I can't but to remember the hell I went through while a student and I'm sure 90% of Unadites are also victims.
As far as I'm concerned, they can keep it for all I care until I get a job that can afford parting with such outrageous amount.
I'm in my house, they should come and give me.
Threatening with a surcharge ain't gonna move me. I don develop thick skin for dia mata.
TravelRe: Lady Jumps Out Of A Moving Car In Abuja, Gets Injured (Photos) by Allansmith: 9:59pm On Sep 23, 2018
Is this coming from you...thats uncalled for....


vanida6:
And she well so sad abeg make dem check her well dere will be some worms disturbing her brain angry


a moving car for good sake
RomanceRe: What Do You Think? No Insult Pls!! by Allansmith: 9:37pm On Sep 23, 2018
ROTFLMAO...Una no go kiii person for the platform i swear...

grin grin grin grin
MrSensor:
Very Soon you will start picking every nylon. Na starting of total madness be that.
CelebritiesRe: Tobi Bakre On Vacation In Beirut, Lebanon (PHOTOS) by Allansmith: 9:34pm On Sep 23, 2018
gives you whathuhhuh


vanida6:
I like beard guys dey give me,,,,,, wink
AutosRe: ASK GAZZUZZ by Allansmith: 10:25pm On Sep 21, 2018
Thank you Mr. Gazzuzz.

GAZZUZZ:
Nigerian used, good condition with minimal repairs 800-1m. Others 400-650k
AutosRe: ASK GAZZUZZ by Allansmith: 5:06pm On Sep 21, 2018
Any help from your end??

Inception:
cheesy
AutosRe: ASK GAZZUZZ by Allansmith: 3:54pm On Sep 21, 2018
Good Day Sir Gazzuzzi...

Please how much can one get neat Nigerian Used Honda Civic within 2000 and 2003 series...I need price range Pls so as to know my target.
Car TalkRe: Maintenance Tips For Honda Cars by Allansmith: 3:39pm On Sep 21, 2018
Good Day People...Please how much can one get neat Nigerian Used Honda Civic within 2000 and 2003 series...I need price range pls so as to know my target.

Thanks people!!!

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