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hey chawkee, i finished watching the match and man was i scared!

ac played the 1st half, but could not seize the initiative in the second half, when Gerrard started making things happen...

I wonder why AC has been practising playing penalties when they got to lose 3(damn 3!!!) in a match... or was it that Dudek9the goal keper was super good?)

Liverpool the giant killers we hail thee!

7.30 pm
I'm off to watch the match

Blame MTV, Channel O, American movies and, well, changing times.

hotpikin, how do i get to c u? , we could really see how hot u can get...don't melt me sha

hey funny thing i go no gal friends , maybe we can run things...abi e no set

looks cool!

looking at the future, how does it affect the conventional foning system...lower prices?

yeah time running out for ac milan...i'm seeing the goals against them

Well, in a way it may garner him some few points, that is if he plays like a maniac...i doubt if he'll be the world footballer of the year though!

I feel they are an incompetent, brutal, corrupt and inherently lazy bunch. There may be exceptions, but I've not seen those. They 'll probably do anything to collect [I]egunje [bribe][/I].

yeah painful, wished it were on a friday or monday, would have been too happy to burst work!

I understand your plight bro! I quite remember like 3 to 4 years ago when some guys in the civil service were demoted from the post of directors(GL 16) to level 14(asst. director) in the state civil service.Not because they were not competent but because the Federal government policy makers decided HND is no longer B.sc equivalent in the civil service no matter the experience!

check out this thread:https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-134.0.html

Never really had one...all I ever got was an admonition 'be careful of the girls!' or was it "with" the girls?

Anyhow I survived, learnt what I had to learn from the books, my teachers,peers and experience, some not wholly right!

But I think its just fair the boys as much as the girls get a good sex education...many seem to think its for girls only!

well i guess if u got ur lips burnt by fire one will stop double quick

The guy is ok as a governor, but as a president,NO! He courts controversy and well I consider him a little too brash!

Original Title: Reps Want el-Rufai barred from Public Office!

Looks like el-Rufai is in for a little [I]wahala[/I][I][trouble][/I]. The House of Representatives are barring him from public office for 50 years because of his role in the Nitel/Pentascope imbroglio.

Five others were also affected. They are:
[list][li]Legal consultants Udo Udoma & Bello Osagie[/li]
[li]Price Water House Cooper (a financial consultancy company) who were indicted and told to refund the contactual fees for dereliction of duties.[/li]
[li]Vincent Maduka (immediate past Director-general of NITEL)[/li]
[li]Mssrs Bernard Verr and Asinugo were also banned from holding public office.[/li][/list]El-Rufai was accused of perjury and forgery.

Imagine!
http://www.vanguardngr.com/articles/2002/cover/may05/25052005/f325052005.html

Well there is the stuff written on the gate to my streest in Port Harcourt:

No [I]rampant[/I] movement as from 8pm, any[I] berger [/I] seen shall be confisticated till further notice.Pls take note [I]residence[/I].

I've always wondered who wrote it

[I]If u've got funny stories abeg make I hear am[/I]

At the first meeting, I noticed a lot of dudes from nairaland came legry,femi,seun, mamba, ,ezinne1212,ra,demmy,delarontus, demmy,ka and the lot came(mamba came with 3 girlfriends-excuse being he was not married).the girls came with 2 boyfriends...as themeeting was about starting I saw OBJ,ATK and Tinubu coming in with two hot damsels in each arm, i rubbed my eyes thinking i'll wake from my dreams...it was not a dream...

yo gal! :Di'm ok and trying to live the life ...n u?

so where do i start from...hmmmmmmmmmm, what do u want in a guy? (i think i got all of what u want )

and well i seem not to be a very serios fella most of the time...but i'm serious, and hey how HOT [i][/i][color=Red][/color] are u

Well U don't miss details do u? I like matter of facts...precision, .So what should i do ...approximate it to 11? (incidentally, i think i have a ver basic knowledge of maths... hope u like that)
so whats the correlation between hotpikin and zee, how hot can u get

hotpikin, like is an understatement- i love it. Don't mind me I come direct

I saw this somewhere and I hope you guys would enjoy it

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A chauffeur was waiting at a New York airport to pick up the Pope. His plane finally arrives and the chauffeur opens the rear limo door for his Holiness and begins loading his bags into the boot. After he finishes he notices that the Pope is still standing in the car park so he asks ‘Why have you not got in, your Holiness?’ To which the Pope replies ‘I was wondering if I could drive. The Cardinals don’t let me drive in the Vatican and I enjoy it so.’ The chauffeur, not wanting to argue with the Pope, reluctantly gets into the back seat himself. Then, to his horror, the Pope floors it out of the airport and onto the motorway, doing twice the speed limit. It wasn’t long before a police patrol bike orders them to pull over. After the Pope had wound down his window, the patrol officer takes one look and goes back to his bike to radio his senior officer.

‘Sir, I caught someone speeding.’
‘Well, haul them in them’.
‘It’s not that simple sir, it’s someone famous.’
‘Who? The mayor?’
‘No sir’.
‘The president?’
‘No, Sir. I think it’s God, sir.’
‘WHAT! Why do you think that?’
‘Well sir, he’s got the Pope as his limo driver.’

That translates to about 110 trillion naira. Man, how are we going to make money out of this, apart from selling recharge cards and making phone calls?

I've used different phones: Nokia 3310, Motorola c350, Samsungc100, Motorolaa835. Now I'm stuck with a Trium: no thanks to my friend who thought my phone needed a bath . I hope to get a Sendo X.

I think I like Motorola phones though; they have a lot of easy-to-use functionalities.

Health related problem is the fastest way to stop smoking

Going cold turkey requires determination and resolve not to touch another cigarette stick goes a long way to stop smoking immediately...but can smokers do it?

Smokers who want to stop can check these websites:

http://www.cdc.gov/tobacco/quit/quittip.htm

http://www.givingupsmoking.co.uk/how_to_give_up/

Mr. Chawkee, football is a game one invariably finds oneself choosing sides...I'm hoping my predictions are not wrong though...but as they'll say let the best man win

I'm beginning to take an interest in this,I think I'll prefer virgin mobile to buy Vmobile-Richard Branson's( he is the oga of Virgin anything) companies always proves to be innovative when it comes to management and customer satisfaction

i've not been there...thank u!

this opens up a new world of knowledge for me.i can just try it for fun. but it does not sound really , except maybe i'm sharing a pc/laptop with someone or i have to move away from the system...thanks for the education

I think its another big game by the presidency to waste precious Nigerian time and resources.I'll bet it with anyone, all the reports and recommendations shall be swept under the rug

hmmmmmm!I've never been to Zamfara, but i have some friends whose NYSC are there and they tell me the sharia thing is highly over rated(except for those of us who can't do without alchohol, then you have to go to the Army barracks).I have been to Kano and well where I stayed(Sabo) was as free as anywhere in ph.
I'm currently in Port-Harcourt, and well PH is ok, if you have alot off doughto burn...or Greatpeter don't you think so?

Gani has decided that we are not the only one who feels the idea is wrong.He has sued President Obasanjo for misuse of office

http://www.vanguardngr.com/articles/2002/headline/f124052005.html

Looks like I'm for the reds..,Liverpool they've been the giant killers this season beating Juventus and Chelsea

ok hot pikin let's talk beta talk, how tall are u. i don give u my stats, make i know your stats...abi now?