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too bad it would have been when i was in power...well i'll face the trial hoping somehow to get reprieve or i'll enjoy the jail

what will you do if this pretty girl 'toast' you even if you don't like her...

the DPO wanted to know what the problem was...I tried explaining, but he did not believe me.Fortunately, as we were about to be put in a cell, lo and behold, I saw Eedris Abdulkareem coming into the cell shouting"hey DPO, HOW FAR, na ma guys be those boiz na, make u try free them". The DPO, freed us , but not after parting with all the money in our pockets...we were then stranded...

danliman

legs:
[quote author=jogego link=topic=459.msg5322#msg5322 date=1118683494]victor

abeg abeg jogego how is this a nigerian name? oya  the next one would probably be 'w' for wilberforce![/quote]legs if you say victor is not a Nigerian name...then wasiu  and Qudus are not too...they are Arabic names...

the definition of Nigerian names here should be names Nigerians bear


and here i go Zakarayau...name of a classmate in Abj

we all knew he was getting out one way or the other...u don see super star go prison( i know talk of 2pac and tyson sha!)

Chidinma

i removed the fly from my mouth and closed it, i stuttered( i couldnot believe i was asking!)...and i asked "the girl fine?"

seun: administrator/thinks big-hope ge gets there
Ra: big aunt
jogego/mamba: men of the world
dominobaby: funny, man of the world too
tayotina: says it the way she knoows it
mosiate: soft talking, unassuming
demmy: politician, journalist
Chigzy:sweet...
Hidden Hunter: cyberspace man, sounds like a likable nerd
Diakim: big brother
legry: always ready for a bit of fun
Pinky: pink...how she is
traez: great guy, impulsive
delarontus: dinasours


getting tired... to be continued

and i told her i don't do this kind of stuff, instead i would marry her...

sukanmi

Pinky I think those lawyer guys do CSC 101? I'm too not sure again

point of correctin Pinky, MJ is no longer black ...abi u no see the colour?

yeah MJ is so dope he's smoking kidds...abeg make we free that MJ guy...

A friend sent me this joke:

The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of
Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so
"profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the internet

Question:

Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law >(gas
cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we
need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at
which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul
gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are! leaving. As for
how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions
that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state if you are not a member of their religion,
you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and
since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that
all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect
the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because
Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell
to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls
are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase
until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expand! ing at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
Hell, then the t emperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman
year that, it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you" and take
into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must
be true.
Further, I am sure Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it
follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore,
extinct, leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a
divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh
my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A".

no be hear am too dominobaby...na aremu u dey talk about?

man this is funnyyyyyyyy!

dominobab, that was crazi,

From the erection to the resurrection

, i could not stop the lafta

DARN! if this is how they behave , how do married people cope?

hahahahahhaha,nice one. i was almost wondering what it meant

I'laffing in greek and it goes..grehahahagrehahahahahahagrehahah

I'll tell him "get the heck out of it...think with your head man"

what will you do if you discover your wife is pregnant for your driver?

Women can be manipulated easily

humans resist change...they cleave to the known...rather than the dark unknown, that is one of the reasons it is so hard to let go

Ladies and gentlemen, boiz and gals, playaz and non playaz...i think I've come to some form of concllusions based on what u guys hae been writing.

1. Women too could be playaz, better than the men...so men play harder...outdo the women

tayotina:
I support Cimonjorr, you guys should not think you are the only smart ones in this game. Some ladies are even better than you.

2. Not all who ask for sex before marriage are playaz

mosiate:
Seun, do now mean that any guy that is asking you for sex b/4 marriage is a player,I mean how will a relationship be complete without stuff like that,see ehn this thing is getting more and more confusing.

3. It is quite possible for everybody t be players....hmmmmmmm, how feasible that is I don't know.For example,
Seun chickened out when it mattered most... a girl on a platter of gold and he goes after Ifeoma Dyke,that is not playerlike.

4. I found out that no player on this forum divulged any of the trade secrets...this goes to show that the playaz club is very secretive and a tight commmunity.In short no one answered the question!!!

Anyother conclusions and observations are welcome.And please the gals should tell us how they play the guys...

nothin'to it...powered by me...darn! maybe shoul have gotten something from Star Wars on second thoughts

CimmonJorr abeg tell stababy...

Listening to Eamon on ma system now...F**k it(I don't want u back)

jogego u offend tayotina b4?

habaaa...mosiate i be borne now...i don't play no games...abi u catch me b4?

i'll take mosiate and tayotina to court for slander...infact EFCC...

still checkin'....

Hey i can't stand a woman who won't give me attention...i'll bail out fast ...no kidding

Maybe the only reason for a man to stick withthe woman is if he's got no hope of better girls elsewhere, or too much in love that he is blinded to the realties on ground...or too lily livered