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Crime / Re: Botswanan Rape Victim Refuses To Testify Against Culprit. Says He Satisfied Her by aloyin(m): 10:06am On Nov 13, 2020
mrdino:
Aloyin loko (honey laden d*ck)
Lol! Not only in dick but in all round. IF U KNW, U KNW. #GBAM!
Jokes Etc / Re: Grammatical Errors: Adverts Go Wrong (Pictures) by aloyin(m): 2:52pm On Sep 19, 2020
Funkeee! Ayemi Temibami! Blood of Elijah abeg come and save ur pikin here. Laugh wan kill me....

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Romance / Re: Bride Abandons Groom On Wedding Day, Flees From Church (Video) by aloyin(m): 6:58pm On Sep 09, 2020
sapphiere:
Most women would rather die single than marry most Nigerian men.
and most Nigeria men prefered baby mama than to get married because you ladies of nowadays av nothing to offer than your body. Even many of u dnt knw how to cook not to talk of taking care of house. FINE GIRL OUTSIDE BUT DIRTY INSIDE! Lobbish!
Romance / Re: Can A Girl Have A Bestie Without Them Having Sex? by aloyin(m): 8:50pm On Sep 06, 2020
Lecturebidz:


Hope when you discover your wife has a male bestie in the same light as you, it won't poke your ego?
Lol! I believe my wife and have trust in her and God. If she av any male bestie i will nt cross with her You might not believe this but am telling u the truth.
Romance / Re: Can A Girl Have A Bestie Without Them Having Sex? by aloyin(m): 8:40pm On Sep 06, 2020
lamalama:
you are certainly going to have sex with her sooner or later.If not today its going to be much much later.
Lol! I dnt see that happen in d next 10 years to come. I cnt share what belong to my wife with anybody. My wife satisfy me enough. So, why do i need to dishonor her by sleeping with another lady. Even her creator will not forgive me if i does that.
Romance / Re: Can A Girl Have A Bestie Without Them Having Sex? by aloyin(m): 8:30pm On Sep 06, 2020
Diamondniyi:

Maybe she no fine
Lol! What a damsel, she is so beautiful with light complexion. But well trained couple with moral values.
Romance / Re: Can A Girl Have A Bestie Without Them Having Sex? by aloyin(m): 3:01pm On Sep 05, 2020
well, it is possible. I am married with beautiful wife and children and i av a female bestie that we are very close to the extend that people that don't knw my wife thought she is my wife. We are very close to the extend that we dnt keep any secret for each other and i av NEVER see her pant. And we've been friends since 2016. So it is possible!
Romance / Re: Should I Help my Ex girlfriend family? by aloyin(m): 4:34pm On Aug 30, 2020
lilyheaven:
Girl friend ooo
Not a wife,
Let her go, if she desires.
Or you signed a contract girl friend with her in the law court
i wonder oo my brother. I dnt knw why this man is behaving like a boy. Some1 should tell d OP nt to be ingrate.
Food / Re: Mercy Uwakwe Foundation Distributes Bags Of Rice, Beans, Noodles In Bende, Abia by aloyin(m): 8:17pm On Aug 04, 2020
buygala:
The last picture tho grin


Is that not tyre guage used by our local vulcanizers she hung on her neck?


The girl's makeup in that picture is overkill...Even the Mona Lisa painting doesn't have that much Saclux paint shocked....then see how her hair is standing like one of those witches of Endor in the book "Macbeth' ...Na wa o grin

oboy, i dey suspect u, u beta speak wetin dey ur mind. Just say u like d lady. Lobafinish!
Romance / Re: How Do I Breakup With A Native Doctor's Daughter? by aloyin(m): 3:59pm On Jul 26, 2020
[qauote author=chatinent post=92099369]Bring red eggs, two female mosquitoes that live in Canada but from Lagos, five coweries, one native catfish, midnight rain water in Egypt, a vomitted fowl remains from China, two python teeth that has swallowed at least five goats, one anaconda fallopian tube native to Nigeria, one Ostrich bladder that must have eaten a Yoruba man's maize, a pawn, twelve white native fowls, and a snail that grew up in Mbaise that's nothing less than 100 years. Well, it's not that I really want in cash but if you can't bring it, bring N12m and I'll dissolve it for you. [/quote] Funkeee!! Ayemi temibami! Abeg u don make me fall frm chair. Yeee!. My head. Abeg i need MILK
Politics / Re: COVID-19: Abiola Ajimobi Dies At 70 - Independent.ng by aloyin(m): 8:21pm On Jun 25, 2020
Nwanyiogwashi:
RIP to late ajimobi may Allah accept his wrongdoings
God never accept any wrong doing. He is not respecter of anybody. He has is own standard, once you failed to follow His standard, then you will be punish accodingly..... Read that your Quoran very well.... God will not break His standard because of any body.
Education / Re: Private Schools Teachers, How Are You Coping During This Lock Down? by aloyin(m): 2:59pm On May 20, 2020
it is not easy at all, i have to find my way back into laundry and drycleaning. I don't even have shop. I do the work inside my room. And NEPA is not encouraging at all. I have to couple it with farming. Planted okro a tomatoes and vegetables. And my wife is also private teacher as well with 4 children. To be sincere is not easy at all.
Romance / Re: I Broke Up With My Girlfriend Because I Want To Cut Down Expenses by aloyin(m): 3:44pm On May 13, 2020
Latashia:
I just hate guys like this.

Don't start what you cant complete.
of course, you will surely hate such guy, when you ladies of nowadays have nothing to offer than SEX. Hmmmm. Abeg una need brain make una go borrow brain from MRS DORA AKUNYILI (blessed memory) in her grave

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Romance / Re: My Wife's Sister Wants Me To Sleep With Her. by aloyin(m): 3:40pm On Apr 29, 2020
my wife,
together with our 3
year old boy, always
leaves the house
during the day to go
gossip with her friends

with this, you shud knw dat this is set-up 4 u. Why cant ur wife leave d kid with u or her sister? Why must she allow d kid to follow her? after all is nt dat she want to breastfeed the kid. Also i dnt think u r man enof, becoz ur wife sopoz to be at home with u during dis lockdown. For ur wife to prefer her friends than to be at home with u, then sometin is wrong somewhere. Please, amend things that needed to be amended and DO NOT FALL INTO THEIR TRAP. Word is enof for a wise.....[b]my wife,
together with our 3
year old boy, always
leaves the house
during the day to go
gossip with her friends

with this, you shud knw dat this is set-up 4 u. Why cant ur wife leave d kid with u or her sister? Why must she allow d kid to follow her? after all is nt dat she want to breastfeed the kid. Also i dnt think u r man enof, becoz ur wife sopoz to be at home with u during dis lockdown. For ur wife to prefer her friends than to be at home with u, then sometin is wrong somewhere. Please, amend things that needed to be amended and DO NOT FALL INTO THEIR TRAP. Word is enof for a wise.....[/b]my wife,
together with our 3
year old boy, always
leaves the house
during the day to go
gossip with her friends

with this, you shud knw dat this is set-up 4 u. Why cant ur wife leave d kid with u or her sister? Why must she allow d kid to follow her? after all is nt dat she want to breastfeed the kid. Also i dnt think u r man enof, becoz ur wife sopoz to be at home with u during dis lockdown. For ur wife to prefer her friends than to be at home with u, then sometin is wrong somewhere. Please, amend things that needed to be amended and DO NOT FALL INTO THEIR TRAP. Word is enof for a wise.....
Romance / Re: My Wife's Sister Wants Me To Sleep With Her. by aloyin(m): 3:36pm On Apr 29, 2020
my wife,
together with our 3
year old boy, always
leaves the house
during the day to go
gossip with her friends

with this, you shud knw dat this is set-up 4 u. Why cant ur wife leave d kid with u or her sister? Why must she allow d kid to follow her? after all is nt dat she want to breastfeed the kid. Also i dnt think u r man enof, becoz ur wife sopoz to be at home with u during dis lockdown. For ur wife to prefer her friends than to be at home with u, then sometin is wrong somewhere. Please, amend things that needed to be amended and DO NOT FALL INTO THEIR TRAP. Word is enof for a wise.....
Health / Re: Help: I Have premature ejaculation. by aloyin(m): 1:34pm On Feb 19, 2020
I really sorry abt ur predicament, i will adviz u to abstain frm sex 4 abt a month try to eat unripe big Banana (rosted or boil), eat more fruits. How i wish u r around Ekiti, i wud av love to giv u AGUNMUN (free of charge) though u wil purge, but u wil see wht wil be comin out of u wit ur physical eye. I bet, if u cn try to take d agunmun like 3-4 time. U wil surely tnk me. I really fil ur pain bcoz i av xperience it b4. But 4 nw eat enof banana and fruits. Then if u want to av sex, u can try this pill ANAFRALIN. Plz dnt take 2, jst 1 two hour b4 sex. U wil surely thank me.

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Crime / Re: Fatai Yusuf (Oko Oloyun) Shot Dead By Unknown Gunmen by aloyin(m): 6:47am On Jan 24, 2020
Adeevah:
Did he die?
OoohLawd
No! But sleeping, i dnt knw why Nija like ask JAMB questn
Travel / Re: Police Officers Involved In Accident In Ebonyi, Rescued By Civilians (Photos) by aloyin(m): 7:55pm On Dec 01, 2019
Godjone:
There is no news here. police work aside, they are humans too with blood running in their veins. They are somebody's father, mother, sisters, uncle, grandfather, etc
[s]
Godjone:
There is no news here. police work aside, they are humans too with blood running in their veins. They are somebody's father, mother, sisters, uncle, grandfather, etc
[/s]
Godjone:
There is no news here. police work aside, they are humans too with blood running in their veins. They are somebody's father, mother, sisters, uncle, grandfather, etc
those people they molest are somebody's father, mother, sister, uncle, grandfather etc and there is blood in their vain as well. So sharaap!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ekiti State Governemnt Announces Employment Into The State's Civil Service by aloyin(m): 5:19pm On Nov 16, 2019
Ekiti with scam job! Haabaa! The work that as already been given out as slot yet Ekiti Govt still av courage to dupe innocent people 1k to get d job dat is nt available. EKITI KETE YOUTH PLEASE WISE- UP! THIS GOVT IS JUST USING US TO MAKE MONEY. But Ekiti Govt remember #THEREISGODooo!
Romance / Re: I Caught Her RedHanded Stealing, Deleting Her Chat From Phone, What Should I Do? by aloyin(m): 4:40pm On Nov 16, 2019
EFULEFU1:


Hmmm, she is always on my mind

I dont know if she has done me juju
of course. The juju from the
spirits of succubus and incubus. O boy u beta wake up. Because soon d juju wil clear from ur eyes. Mr Lover!

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Crime / Re: Pastor David Daniel Beaten For Masturbating During Deliverance On A Lady by aloyin(m): 6:10pm On Sep 20, 2019
LOVEGINO:
It's well
even inside well my Brother!
Pets / Re: Lions Seen Taking Tourists And Park Rangers On A Tour In The Jungle by aloyin(m): 2:37pm On Sep 15, 2019
these are original fake lions, no doubt!
Religion / Re: Can Someone Be A Witch Without Being Aware? by aloyin(m): 4:35pm On Sep 08, 2019
Emily22:
No genuine info cuz no course for witch craft .

All I can say is witch na witch

Unaware ke ....it's only possible in Bollywood and vampires diary.

But in this country,u ll know for sure...

Please can someone difference between OGBANJE, EMERE,. EBORA, AJE ,OSHO, angry grin angry grin grin grin grin grin grin angry grin grin grin
YES! There is little different. OGBANJE and EMERE mean the samething. OGBANJE is Igbo language while EMERE is Yoruba language. AJE(female) and OSHO(male). EBORA is GOD creation lives in deep forest and they are varies in natures.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 10,000 Graduates, Masters Holders Jostle As Primary Teachers In Ekiti by aloyin(m): 8:25pm On Aug 06, 2019
martineverest:
sounds like fake news
my brother, it is nt fake news ooo, i was there, i witness the whole issue in amazing. The growd is even more than 10 thousand. Is God dat will help Nigeria. Today turn make me realize that this country is a real jungle.

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Religion / Re: Kenyan Pastor Invites 'jesus' To Preach In Her Church,visits Her Family(photos) by aloyin(m): 4:03pm On Jul 28, 2019
Inspectorsuga22:
Oh Africa...how did I even get to this continent in the first place..
simple question!. I believe the best person to ask is ur parents, not to distop up with JAMB question here ABEG!
Health / Re: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by aloyin(m): 9:40am On Jun 05, 2019
I pity many youth that will fall for this all because of money, not realize the DANGER behind SPERM DONOR. I wish every youth can read Episode story that was title [b]MASTER CHUKS, they will understand why devil is so desire youth sperm. please youth desist from this . FLEE FOR YOUR LIFE
Health / Re: 7.9kg Fibroid Removed From Woman's Stomach In Lagos After 9 Years. Graphic by aloyin(m): 7:02pm On Apr 16, 2019
BLOOD OF JEREMIAH oooo, hooo sorry all i want to say is BLOOD JEEEESUUUUNNNN
WELL SHAAA, CONGRAT! oooo. We no go see dis again ooo
Romance / Re: Is It Proper For A Married Woman To Have A Platonic Male Friend? by aloyin(m): 4:11pm On Aug 17, 2018
mheeen! This issue is serious, i fall under number 4 position ryt nw. She introduced me to her fiance as her best friend yes we dey do hunhun. (if u knw u knw). Infact i and her fiance has becom friend dat we cn do widaout calin oursef. I try to brake d friendship bt it hard. D friendship sef dey affect my marriage. I stil dey pray may God help me ooo

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Education / Re: English Words You Have Been Using Wrongly As A Nigerian!!! by aloyin(m): 4:57pm On Jul 26, 2018
Orla234:
Ol boy, you don sell ya market finish. grin grin





Nigerians!!! Peculiar people, great people.

POINT OF CORRECTION!
Peculiar People, Great country. #Gbam Lobatan. Lol
Politics / Re: House Of Reps Member In Ekiti Defects To Apc,sends Letter To Gbajabiamila(photo) by aloyin(m): 4:03pm On Jul 26, 2018
beeblack:
I don't understand this o, Someone should read it and explain in Pidgin.

Is it House of Rep from Ekiti or House of Rep in Ekiti?
uncle House of Rep is different from House of Assembly. So, is House of Rep frm Ekiti.
Religion / Re: Which Gospel Song Takes You Into The Spiritual Realm? by aloyin(m): 11:29am On Jul 23, 2018
bolliejay:
Steven Crown
thanks jawe.
Religion / Re: Which Gospel Song Takes You Into The Spiritual Realm? by aloyin(m): 9:07am On Jul 22, 2018
The Book of Life. I think is frm NATHANIEL... Or so, i love d song

Also. YOU R GREAT HO YES U R MIGHTY GOD, U WORK UPON D SEA, U RAISE D DEATH.....By..,(a dey com, let me go and luk d name of d person dat sing d song. Jst wait till i com... ;DThe Book of Life. I think is frm NATHANIEL... Or so, i love d song

Also. YOU R GREAT HO YES U R MIGHTY GOD, U WORK UPON D SEA, U RAISE D DEATH.....By..,(a dey com, let me go and luk d name of d person dat sing d song. Jst wait till i com...

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