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Properties / Re: My Friend Found This On His Land, Do You Know The Worth? by aloyin(m): 9:29pm On Dec 05, 2023
Karlifate:


You don give OP heartbreak grin grin
lol grin
Properties / Re: My Friend Found This On His Land, Do You Know The Worth? by aloyin(m): 9:28pm On Dec 05, 2023
cyrusmillz:

50kg for 200naira ?? or 200 thousand naira?
na #200 oooo, not #2000.

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Properties / Re: My Friend Found This On His Land, Do You Know The Worth? by aloyin(m): 1:39pm On Dec 04, 2023
This is what we call jankara in Ekiti mining site ... Well people don't really value it. 50kg goes for #150-#200 or so..... Am sorry to tell you that the stone don't have value for now......

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Business / Re: Old Naira Legal Tender. Do You Remember? by aloyin(m): 10:30pm On Nov 15, 2023
This made me remembered the day I stole #1 note. I couldn't spend it. I think I was in primary 3 or so then. I gave it to mama alakara, she refused to sell akara for me, she asked me where I got the money from. I told her that my mummy gave me. She said is a lied that I stole it. I took it to iya alamala, she also refused to sell Amala for. I later took it to school. In the break I gave it to our food seller, she reported me to one of our teachers. I can't forget MR AFOLABI in my life . He beat the hell out of me, before taking me to the house. My grandma had been searching for the money in the room. Skater the whole room for the #1....... #20 note is the highest money then..... The highest money given to me by my grandma then is 25kobo (if I don't eat in the house). But if I ate food at home, I will only got 5kobo. And the 5kobo is enough to buy Amala or food in the break....... WHAT A LIFE

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Crime / Re: Pastor Caught Sleeping With A Married Woman In His Church (video) by aloyin(m): 2:38pm On Sep 12, 2023
Kingosytex:
This guy looks like the notorious kidnapper Evans.
It must surely be his doppelganger grin

Every Tom, Dick, and Harry now parades himself as a pastor and it's very funny.

The man was beaten and paraded? What happened to the woman? As long as she wasn't raped, she is a guilty as the so called pastor.
it shall be well with you. I don't know why Nigeria have this kind of mentality....... This is conceptual sex. Why do you have to parade the man alone and the woman is not in picture at all...... Hooooo!! I see, just because the man is a pastor, I think that is why you people think he deserved this. But you people should remember that pastor is a human being as well....... May the Lord forgive this man and the people who take one side and leave the other side.
Politics / Re: President Tinubu Grand Welcome At The Palace Of The Alake Of Egbaland by aloyin(m): 7:10pm On Jun 29, 2023
Nice one
Forum Games / Re: Only A Genius Can Save This Man (picture) by aloyin(m): 6:12am On Jun 26, 2023
Well we don't know maybe this is a dream...... If it a dream, the only solution for man is to wake up from the dream..


BUT if it reality, the only solution is to call on the GOD. Am sure He Will help him. Infact the second answer can also be apply in the dream. Shikena!!!
Travel / Re: 5 Die As Car Plunges Into Canal In Kogi (Photos) by aloyin(m): 6:53am On May 29, 2023
Alonso91:
Oku nsunkun oku,Ak'aso Lori sunkun arawa...


Life is a mistery

A k'awo Lori......, Not k'aso Lori oooo. Thanks
Romance / Re: 12 Differences Between A WIFE And A GIRLFRIEND by aloyin(m): 6:51am On May 21, 2023
Johnjanrt:
lipsrsealed
This would have been true if only ladies marry who they love and not who is readily available.
Nowhere near reality. In point of fact some girlfriends are more loyal than most wives would ever be.
That means, girlfriend is a wife , while the wife is a girlfriend.

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Wins In Anambra Govt House, Soludo’s APGA And APC Scores Zero by aloyin(m): 6:29am On Feb 26, 2023
MrAndre07:
This is a vestige that iniquity, either sooner or later, is always rewarded with stark woes and mental strife against rationale. Hence his unmeirited and unmeritorious harangue and calumny against his sponsor's benefactor!
Soludo rode on Obi's masterstroke performance and his endearing APGA'S legacy to win the gubernatorial election that prior fudged him .
But like an ungreatful Buhari would do, he chose erringly to counterbalance the man that made his emergency as a governor in Anambra a probable success after severally severe and failed previous outings .
Now the foot is on the other leg because soludo just shot his foot that would inauspiciously lead to a necessitation of his lame, unsuccessful later reelection bid!
abeg who bring dictionary to nairaland? My teeth and brain nearly burst from reading this. The head is aching me. Let me go and rest before Dem kill me with vocabulary.
Politics / Re: Osun: Teachers Recruited By Oyetola But Sacked By Adeleke Stage Protest by aloyin(m): 8:36pm On Feb 15, 2023
muykem:
Adeleke should not play politics with education. He should reconsider his decision on teachers.
think before you comment on any post. Have thought, why Oyetola not pay this people for good 4 months after employed them? You employed people and didn't pay them for good 4months. That is wickedness. Assuming he paid them, it would have be difficult for the new government to sack them. So, stop the blaming Adeleke. Oyetola need to be blame here. And for information am not from Osun, neither a politician. Thanks

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Politics / Re: Adedibu’s Mansion Loses Shine, Followers Relive Ibadan Strongman’s Life by aloyin(m): 2:38pm On Feb 13, 2023
Vanity upon vanity all is vanity. That's what the preacher's said. Try to do good during your time. Because time and period is all what we have on the earth. Once your time expired, that is all. Try to use your time well. WHERE IS AJAGBE-MO-KEFERI and PEKELEMES (ADELABU) today? JUST BE CAREFUL ABOUT HOW YOU USE YOUR TIME AND CHANCE.

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Celebrities / Re: Don't Marry A Person Who Cannot Satisfy You Sexually - Daddy Freeze by aloyin(m): 6:02pm On Feb 12, 2023
Betterhalf2:
Lol! But is sex food?
sex is even more than food. If is not food, why you lady hungry for it? And why you always scream out ( I mean ringing tone) during sex? Thai is to tell you that sex is more than food. Except you just want to pretend or you have never met a man that makes you fill the sweetness of sex.......

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Travel / Re: Danfo Buses Start Accepting Bus Fares Via Cowry Cards (Video) by aloyin(m): 9:10am On Feb 03, 2023
Gastrocnemius:
Make they no go cashless na. Idiots!
For my village now, business has been on hold due to lack of cash. How many people possess a bank account in rural areas.

Na so I go withdrawal 3k yesterday, the POS man said on each 1k he will charge 100h. I gat no choice
LoL your area is still better, here in Ogbomosho, it is #200 on #1000. Yet the money still not available in POS pleases. May the Lord save us in this country.
Travel / Re: Japa Syndrome: NIS Cautions Nigerians Against Irregular Migration by aloyin(m): 7:22pm On Nov 25, 2022
Nigeria...... May God save this country

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Politics / Re: Marketers Notify FG On Planned Fuel Price Hike, Queues Persist by aloyin(m): 10:15am On Jun 24, 2022
Holluwhakemmy:
170 per litre loading
we bought At [code]220 per litter today in Ekiti...... We don vote for change...... angry

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi's Supporter Rocks 'Peter Obi' Haircut (Photo) by aloyin(m): 9:22pm On Jun 22, 2022
This is seriously serious. Where is Tinubu and Atiku followers? Them no dey see wetin dey happen in Obi side? But election pass this show off on social media ooooo grin grin smiley

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Politics / Re: Poster War In Ado-Ekiti As Candidates Engage In Campaign Two Days To Election by aloyin(m): 4:06pm On Jun 16, 2022
Johnkay01:







Normal things

APC 1st

PDP 2nd

SDP 3rd






you analysis is wrong, am sure you are not in Ekiti state.
1 APC
2 SDP
3 PDP
and others.....
Food / Re: Easter Peppered Chicken Recipe. by aloyin(m): 3:45pm On Apr 17, 2022
May God provide for those who have nothing to cook, not to talk of not knowing what to cook.....

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Food / Re: Show Us Your Easter Cooking And Food by aloyin(m): 1:05pm On Apr 17, 2022
God provide for my family, i believe in you, even if i kwack gari today, am sure, i can eat � turkey tomorrow.

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Nairaland / General / Re: How Did You Get Your Nickname??? by aloyin(m): 12:32pm On Feb 18, 2022
Well , mine is very simple. Before people called me DANGER BOY, the reason is my surname mean dangerous. But i later change it to ALOYIN ehen i notice that am living dangerous life.

Now this is how I come about my nickname. My real name is ALONGE YINKA. So decided to picked ALO from ALOnge and picked YIN from YINka then join it together. That is how I got my nickname ALOYIN

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Food / Re: Who Else Finds It Difficult Eating Food Without Meat, Fish Or Egg? by aloyin(m): 6:45am On Nov 26, 2021
Volkswagen90:
When you have eat it with joy, when you don't, eat it with joy too, some days are like that,



iF YOU LIKE TO PARTNER SOMEBODY IN AKURE FOR AGRICULTURAL SME, LET ME KNOW, YOUTH LET STANDUP FOR AGRICULTURE, OIL IS NOT TAKING US ANYWHERE.
Hello,I have interest in this Agriculture SME. But I lives in Ekiti....
Religion / Re: My Sexual Encounters With Apostle Suleman - Chioma Ifemeludike (Video) by aloyin(m): 8:15pm On Nov 20, 2021
pretydiva:
Na wa oo. This is getting too much now. How can different ladies accused a particular MAn of God? They all can't be lying at the same time now?

God is watching oo
Well-done my sister, I will like you to answer this. From all the ladies that confessed their sexual involvement with the man of God, is there anyone said he RAPED her? If NO, then there is no need for all this. They freely accepted to have sex with him, so why are they coming to social media to talked about it? After all, he is a human...... So STOP JUDGEMENTAL!!!!..
Health / Re: Pile (homorrhoids) Is Dealing With Me, Please Help by aloyin(m): 7:25pm On Oct 26, 2021
Oby09:
Wherever you are in Nigeria, go and look for cassa alata. Boil it and use the water to make soft EBA. Eat with any kind of soup until it's fully cured.

Or you can look for (neem leaves) dogon yaro boil it and be drinking morning and night until it heals.

Eat lots of fibre foods, fruits, vegetables

Run away from bread and hard foods, snacks etc. Run oh.

Experience taught me these after spending so much in the hospital.

I wish you well. That's the leaf cassa alata
please use this leaf or dry sun d flowers. Grind it and store it inside bottle, just take d powder with water. Lobatan. U wil shit all comot.

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Politics / Re: Cooperate With Kidnappers For Your Safety- Frank Mba, Police PRO Tells Nigerians by aloyin(m): 2:53pm On Oct 13, 2021
I hope innocent person are not among the people paraded. I know nija police.
Am talking from experience..... I never trust our police for anything, they are shit-hole
Family / Re: My Dad Has Refused To Rest In Peace Because Of His Monetary Vow In Church by aloyin(m): 9:16pm On Sep 13, 2021
my brother, i can categorically tell you that, the person you see in your dream is nt ur father. I suspect the pastor in charge..... Even if u dnt tell us d name of d church. Am sure d pastor is a prophet.... Am talking frm experience. D prophet is diabolic jst using ur dad image to manipulate you. We knw dem. But i can percieve that you dnt hav jesus in your life, dat is why it is for d man of devil but appear as man of God to deceive u. You need God interventn on dis. Bliv me dat isnt ur dad.
Romance / Re: Women, Why Do You Cheat On Your Partners? by aloyin(m): 12:57pm On Aug 26, 2021
siofra:
This is a thread meant for women but as usual these busy body amebo men will come and hijack and derail it.
tell us your own reason why ladies always cheat in relationship?
Health / Re: Doctor Said I Have A Very Low Sperm Count 2 Months After My Wife Gave Birth by aloyin(m): 4:24pm On Dec 23, 2020
Antoeni:
Get a DNA Test For that Child
oga! Wetin dey do ur eyes. Pls try to use ur glass anytime u want to read news. For ur informatn, d BABY DIED AFTER FIVE DAYS.... SO can they do DNA for dead chlild?
Romance / Re: How Do I Retrieve Some Of My Belongings From My Ex? by aloyin(m): 5:55pm On Dec 01, 2020
Amotolongbo:
You too return her fücked pussy
Lol, i think she need to return the sperms that she also av gotten b4 yawa-buz. Maybe u av 4got dat to recover frm a round of s3x. It wil take full 21 days. Men they try abeg.

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Romance / Re: Lady Recounts Her Experience As A Side Chick by aloyin(m): 3:25pm On Nov 30, 2020
virginprincess:
Nonsense, are boys finish in nigeria that you can't one to yourself undecided, continue looking for who will upgrade you from a side chick to a main chick, FOOLISH GIRL.
Lol, i dnt think u read d post at all, the situation occured in South Africa NOT in Nigeria.
Crime / Re: Botswanan Rape Victim Refuses To Testify Against Culprit. Says He Satisfied Her by aloyin(m): 10:06am On Nov 13, 2020
mrdino:
Aloyin loko (honey laden d*ck)
Lol! Not only in dick but in all round. IF U KNW, U KNW. #GBAM!

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