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DanseMacabre:
So what exactly are you disagreeing with sir? I'm against Femi's implying that because FFK and AK didn't see eye to eye politically, it was 'surprising' for FFK to condole Buhari.

My brother, what Femi is trying to say is that we should allow AK soul to rest in peace even if we don't like him as a person due to his ideology.

1stola:
All those fools that believed in Kemi's speculation and guesswork are just illiterate fools.

It's just a silly guesswork for publicity and attention.

It's just like those pastors who gives prophesies after careful permutations, calculations and assumptions.

THEY ARE ALL LIARS!

Kemi has absolutely nothing to lose if her guess is wrong. Common sense should tell anyone that someone would definitely still die from the virus.
In fact, she has everything to gain if the guess turns out right.
- More attention
- More publicity
- More money.
Muslims can't keep their dead for that long (15 days!?
Highest 3 to 5 days if there's extreme necessity...

Even yar'adua, a whole president's death wasn't concealed for that long. So, why would they want to conceal Abba khari?
TO GAIN WHAT EXACTLY?


Anyways, this should be an eye-opener for our useless politicians that refused to be responsible.

Nigeria is extremely wealthy not to have basic amenities like
Good road
Good hospitals
Good electricity
Good security etc

It's just pure greed and wickedness that has kept us in this state.

If they do good, it won't cost them anything.
No politician will use his or her personal money for any public project so, why won't they just do the right thing.
They will gain from it and everyone else.
It's a win-win situation.

Praising a politician commissioning any project is even like praising the ATM after withdrawal of your own saved money.
Rip to the dead.

Shut up, shut up... Leave Pastors out of your defense. Kemi is rrrrriggght..

DanseMacabre:
Femi Adesina is a fooool.

First off, they were close family friends. This is the same thing I told someone in a related thread. Because they were friends, FFK should not have criticised perceived shortcomings in his friend who became a public officer

Secondly, what has FFK's being morbidly anti-Buhari got to do with commiserating with the President over the loss of his Chief of Staff


Honestly Adesina should buy some shame.

Hello friend, I disagree with you. None of us can escape death. Abba Kyari is gone, let's allow his soul to rest in peace. Him and FFK are close friends but political wise, they are not on the same page.
I'm human, I've made mistakes in life and can never wish any mortal man evil. What I know is everyman will give an account of his life to the Most High God.

I disagree with you. I am a Management Consultant in the IT industry. Everybody has their roles in every society. It's immature to say one profession is better than the other.

Do you problems with Pastore? If yes, God will help you, but if no, hatred kills faster than sickness. Leave Men of God alone and face your life wahala.

He that has ears to hear let him hear.


[
quote author=seguntijan post=88562156]Things learnt from the Covid-19 pandemic
1. Scientists are more important than pastors. We need more doctors than Men of God (MOGs).

2. We live in connected world, what affects China affects Nigeria, Belgium, Ghana etc..... We should be our brothers keeper.

3. The most important thing in life is life itself and the most important people is family.

4. Cooking skill is a survival skill.

5. Health care budget is more important than defense budget.

6. Biological weapons are more potent than military missiles

7. The border should be the human body not country borders. We should stop the virus from getting into man not man from getting into our borders.

8. Many pastors are more concerned about tithes and offering than salvation.

9. A lot of things can wait, church, jumat service, weddings, birthday, board meeting, etc.

10. African govt need to invest in the basics - education, healthcare, database, electricity, internet, refuse disposal, food, security etc

11. The world has abundant supply of stupid people across borders

12. World power is beyond financial nor military weapons but knowledge based and bioscience.

13. It is not the end of time nor Antichrist rather an avenue to know that there are more hidden facts that are more dangerous than known facts

14. Planning is Paramount as well as savings to the survival of mankind.[/quote]

Zoharariel:


Psalm 91

1 He that dwelleth in the secret place of the most High shall abide under the shadow of the Almighty.

Yes, we are all abiding under the shadows of our roofs worldwide.

2 I will say of the Lord, He is my refuge and my fortress: my God; in him will I trust.

Our only fortress is the general lockdown Nationwide.

3 Surely he shall deliver thee from the snare of the fowler, and from the noisome pestilence.

Yes, we are seeing how Yahweh and his Angels are delivering his followers into the jaws of Covid-19 worldwide.

4 He shall cover thee with his feathers, and under his wings shalt thou trust: his truth shall be thy shield and buckler.

How come he failed to cover this slowpoke with his fluffy feathers against Covid-19?

5 Thou shalt not be afraid for the terror by night; nor for the arrow that flieth by day;

Look outta your window goddamnit and tell me what you see? FEAR!

6 Nor for the pestilence that walketh in darkness; nor for the destruction that wasteth at noonday.

Amigo, the threat of pestilence is making even G.Os & Bishops pee their panties all over Nigeria.

7 A thousand shall fall at thy side, and ten thousand at thy right hand; but it shall not come nigh thee.

Gringo, in case you don't know; 20,465 have fallen in Rome (The HQ of Yahweh's Church) and another 23,649 fell in Amerika.

8 Only with thine eyes shalt thou behold and see the reward of the wicked.

All our Politicians are Wicked but they've been balling since like forever. Look at Buhari, Wike, Rochas, FFK, Obasanjo, Jonathan, Amaechi, Saraki & Tinubu for example? What tha fvck is your point?

9 Because thou hast made the Lord, which is my refuge, even the most High, thy habitation;

Shut up! My daily refuge are 4sticks of cigarette, 2 bottles of Trophy or Heineken & reading sexcapades in the Ashewo Beer Parlour Thread on Nairaland.

10 There shall no evil befall thee, neither shall any plague come nigh thy dwelling.

The evil of COVID-19 is befalling people all over Naija and we can all see it on T.V.

11 For he shall give his angels charge over thee, to keep thee in all thy ways.

Walai, even Yahweh's angels will all test positive to COVID-19 if they dare to show.

12 They shall bear thee up in their hands, lest thou dash thy foot against a stone.

Yes, we saw how corpses were bore by military trucks & buried in mass graves in Italy & Spain.

13 Thou shalt tread upon the lion and adder: the young lion and the dragon shalt thou trample under feet.

If dem born G.Os like Adeboye, Oyedepo, Oyakkhilome & TB Joshua well, let any one of them visit the isolation centers or IDH across the Nation to heal the patients.

14 Because he hath set his love upon me, therefore will I deliver him: I will set him on high, because he hath known my name.

Yes, just the same way he delivered Lear Sharibu from the snare/nest of Boko Haram.

15 He shall call upon me, and I will answer him: I will be with him in trouble; I will deliver him, and honour him.

Yes, the way he has been answering all prayers in Nigeria, yet our condition & economy keep deteriorating.

16 With long life will I satisfy him, and shew him my salvation.

My friend, go to Rome in Italy - and give them long life. Nonsense!

No sense in this. Well, It might make sense to deluded minds like your.

Continue.... Time will tell

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[[/s]quote author=PastorandMentor [s]post=88408992]My wife must carry Belle[/s].
I[s]4days of Hot and rough sex [/quote][s][/s]

Pls get serious..

sofiscatedmoron:
Apc has been deceiving Nigerians ,, but some zombies will always ignore the obvious facts

Agreed, Apc as well as Pdp have been deceiving Nigerians as far back as 1999. However, it is only a slow poke that would believe that 700 billion naira got burnt inside the Accountant General office.
Say no to fake news.

aboubkr:
BREAKING NEWS : after reporting Buhari to UN, EU, US wailers now reported him to puff dady

Pls grow up and be unbiased for once. Is Burna lying? Lock down without food... Is that what other nations are doing for their citizens?
Answer now. You are one of the enemies of this country because of sentiment.

thelastorca:
Can someone also tell Burna boy that American celebrities are making donations to fight this thing? Rihanna has donated over 5m usd now, if I’m not mistaken. What are he and his fellow Instagram billionaire gang waiting for ?

Talk is cheap

I disagree with you. What has Nigerian government invested in him for him to donate to them? You can't reap where you don't sow.
Lets be patriotic for once. What has your politicians donated?

Emmaomotob:
What difference does it make whether a Jewish criminal with a mental illness that psychologists call Messiah complex in an age where criminals were normally nailed to the cross was finally hanged for his intellectual puerility? The con job called jesus has passed its usefulness and what was formerly tolerated has now become an abomination for anyone who still regards highly his intellectual health.

It's obvious your parents had given up on you and I want to believe that they are no more. I can't imagine someone with functioning brain and living parents typing the rubbish you wrote there.

I advise you to repent before it's get late. God is not the mate of your parents, so be guided in your ignorance and arrogance. If you lack respect for your parents or great great grandparents, the Most High God is never their mates. Stuupid he goat.
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[quote author=AgentNairaland post=88337119]As if you're not promoting tribalism in Afonja land... Get well soon Oh boy[/quote

]

I know you would quote me back.. Very immature thing that lack home training. I pity the person that will marry this immature thing.

AgentNairaland:
All Thanks To Afonja, At Last Afonja Made Us Proud

When will you grow up? You are fond of promoting tribalism on every thread. You need to grow up.
Stop all these childish behaviors, it is becoming nuisances to some of us.

Both parties (FG and State Govt.) got it wrong. The FG should have carried the State government along in her decision. The Governor was trying to protect his people.

On the other hand, the state government should not have arrested the pilots, and putting them in a prison that is inhuman. He should have quarantined them.

A phone call would settle this. They will be released today. Let's watch..

Champneys:
Well it is good humanitarian effort at such a difficult time but lets not forget that it is still a very minute fraction of what your pastor has siphoned/creamed off in tithe and offering money over the years.

Enjoy.

You missed it. Some of you think some pastors and poverty are 5 and 6. Not all pastors are into full time pastoring. You did not even know the size of the congregation, you suddenly jumped to tithes. Tithes is never by force, pls try and have a change of mindset.

Iyiataata92:
All these are not necessary. I'm not attending!!!


Modified: all these folks quoting me and asking why I asked for the name of the church in the first place, I only asked for the name of the Church not an introduction.
Learn how to answer questions precisely and tersly

Pls take it easy. Is like this lock down is really affecting you? It would soon be over by God's grace.

mrvitalis:
This is the brain behind Nigerians response to this virus ....but he is not praised because of where he is from ...

Nna keep doing your work ...we appreciate you

Honestly, you need to have a change of mindset. Why is it that some of our kingmens from the east have this inferiority mindset?
Are you aware that he went for training in China in the midst of this pandemic? Did he used his own money to go?
I heard it when he was praised by the President himself? What else do you want?
What do you want to gain from this?

AgentNairaland:
Igbo Amaka... Afonja Where Is Your Plane??

Pls grow up... You don't need this.

Hmmmmm.
See all the advisers. No wonder the Bible says "hell fire is expanding". Christ Jesus would come like a thief in the night.. You better repent before it's get late...

He that has ears to hear let him hear..

TheChameleon:


The same scam, Mary, mother of Jesus pulled minus the pregnancy test.

Is her name also Mary? Are you Joseph?

It's obvious that you are sick. Why bringing the name of Mary, the mother of Jesus to this shit?

Stuupid children that lack home training, always disgracing their parents all over the world.

Dshocker:
They know after the virus attack,the will retrieve the money back in multiple folds,through tithes,seed sowing,offerings and thanksgiving

Not funny, Infact childish...

Pls grow up.

helinues:
Pray to the same God that has forsaken us during this Coronavirus period abi why is the death tolls increasing daily globally?

No... Friend, God has not forsaken us, rather it is we that have turned our backs on him.
Let's our leaders acknowledge their sins and see what God will do.
I for one knows I CAN'T HAVE COVID 19. IF JESUS CAN'T HAVE IT, I KNOW IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO HAVE IT.
Don't tell me to go to Italy, I won't tempt God.

themosthigh:
This is because most of the victims are those with very low immunity. Males have lower immunity due to rampart drinking, smoking and most of all mastubation. It is a know scientific face that masturbation decrease immunity, leads to bald head and results in weakness of memory and constant feeling of tiredness and lack of co Concentration.

Good to know. Thank God, I don't neither drink, smoke, nor mastubate.
Jesus can help you if you want to be free from these vices.

okenwa216:


God bless u too.

Next time try to be sensible with ur post. It’s not everywhere u preach this ur rubbish

I pity you, stuupid and ignorant bufffalo that displays his lack of manners and Home training for all to see.
Calling the word of God rubbish. I pity the parents that born you. I am 100% sure they must have sent you away from home if you have not killed them.
Stuupid thing, calling the word of God rubbish.

jham01:
See how extremely bigotic u're? U can't be a gud leader in Nigeria, u first failed by lopsidedly chosen CAN to be the intermediary through which the money shld be channel to the masses despite knowing that Nigeria is a secular state and in fact Muslims outnumber Christians.
Leadership is much more than hallucination.

Easy friend, reading through his comment, I guess he wanted to say CBN.
Let's learn to be tolerant with people.

SoNature:
God? Yes

But science getting overwhelmed is false

There are many vaccines that are still undergoing clinical trials

It takes time to develop vaccine because it must be thoroughly tested

WHO says that the first vaccine will be ready in 12 months, meaning that we must learn to safely live with the virus until its drugs are ready

12 months? My friend, it is only God and not science we need at this time. It is God that gives wisdom, ideas, knowledge and inspiration.
We need God help more than ever before. Pls learn to acknowledge the most High, he is the giver of life. Science has limitations but he does not have.

Sodiquinone:
CURE FOR COVID-19....The BIBLE SAYS in mark 16vs 17-18

And these signs will accompany those who believe: In My name
they will drive out demons; they will speak in new tongues; 18 they will pick up snakes with their hands, and if they drink any deadly poison, it will not harm them; they will lay their hands on the sick, and they will be made well.”

No single Nigerian Christian/Pastor can lay hand on Covid -19 patient to cure them because they are all FAKE.

Very senseless post...

darthv:
Bleep you! For that nonsense you wrote up there.
Does anyone need to tell the church what and what not to do.
You see I can confidently defend christ but it's very difficult to defend the structure of the modern church. It's is built on selfishness rather Than selflessness.

Stupppid he-goat that lacks home training, do you think everyone online is your mate.

Nonsense...

darthv:
.meanwhile the churches

Very irrelevant post that does not add to the topic.
The church members asked for it. What is your problem with that and how does it solve your life problems?
Always looking for the slightest opportunity to ridicule the church. Nonsense

Sodiquinone:
I wish him quick recovery. Coronavirus has however exposed the lies of Pentecostal Christians who have been deceiving gullible members for years,they raise the dead ,heal the blind,but had to wait for scientist to cure Corona, shame on all of them and their mumu followers..

Big shame and disgrace to you. Ignorance is disturbing you. No man has the power to heal, deliver or raise the dead, except the Most High God whose name is kabiyesi, the unquestionable God. Our is to pray and believe He is more than able.
Stuuupid he-goat that has no regard for God, omo Ale.

dasauce:
So those peeps with the virus are people of the devil right??
Continue your foolery and don't follow WHO guildline!!

He is sure of his relationship with his maker. He trusts his maker to keep him and surely he wouldn't be disappointed.

How sure are you? Amend your ways today

SultanOfPuna:
NO PASTOR ON THE LIST
if after you survive corona
And you go back to give Pastor Your Tithe
That means your Stupidity is Stronger Than Nuclear Bomb..
Even Jesus won't be able to save your Stupidity

What is your problem with Pastors? How many of your politicians have donated? Didn't you see Pastor Eneche of Dunamis there?
I know you as an anti Christ and very soon you would be disgraced if you don't leave the church of God alone.

Enemy of Christ.