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Car Talk › Re: Russians Turned ₦81m Bentley Continental GT Into The World's Most Luxurious Tank by AmazingELixir: 8:03pm On May 12, 2019
undecided undecided


Op where is the luxury is that junk yard scrap...abi luxury dhan get another meaning ni..?
Travel › Re: Ibadan Destroyed Roads Repaired After Twitter User Protested On Social Media by AmazingELixir: 6:21pm On May 11, 2019
philosophie:
Nwanne, tribalism has eaten deep into your soul. You're lost and finished my dear
grin grin grin

You don minit... corper na you dey yan dis thing...wait until you start to find job naim you go understand..
Travel › Re: Ibadan Destroyed Roads Repaired After Twitter User Protested On Social Media by AmazingELixir: 5:32pm On May 11, 2019
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

See environment sef....Brown roof pipu ehnn...why didn't they capture brown roofs to compliment the story...afteral it is ibadan the biggest brown roof city in the world.
Health › Re: Blood Is Discharging Out Of My Nipple by AmazingELixir: 5:29pm On May 11, 2019
Let's see breast first...it will give a better understanding on how to proffer solutions.
Politics › Re: Ganduje Deploys Security Men To Emir Sanusi's Palace by AmazingELixir: 5:28pm On May 11, 2019
lawman88:
I'm in Kano, there is tension everywhere. I'm just in my room at Odutola road, sabon Gari reading news. Police everywhere. If care is not taking, Hausa and Fulani may fight each other.

The irony is that almost all Fulanis are angry with the decentralization of the Kano emirate. While most Hausas are comfortable with it.

Lets watch them from afar. One thing is sure: This fight will consume both ganduje and emir Sanusi
undecided undecided

Pseudo prophet of doom
Politics › Re: Buhari’s Cabinet Members Still Operating Bank Accounts Not Linked To TSA – Maina by AmazingELixir: 4:39pm On May 11, 2019
Ok naa
Education › JAMB Registrar Breaks Down In Tears Over Over 2019 UTME Results by AmazingELixir(op): 4:33pm On May 11, 2019
Registrar, Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board (JAMB), Prof. Ishaq Oloyede, on Saturday broke down in tears in Abuja, as he announced the release of the 2019 Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME),

Oloyede was in tears over the discovery made during the period of scrutiny of the examination centres.

He expressed shock at the extent some candidates went to perfect their cheating in the examination.

Oloyede told journalists in Abuja that JAMB identified a large number of impersonators that specialised in writing UTME for candidates, including most of the tutorial masters that also specialised in recruiting professional writers for their candidates.

He said they used names directly or variants of the name or multiple registrations. In Anambra State, two centres registered large number of impersonating candidates and that led to cancellation of the results and the CBT centres delisted.

“We also tracked the registration centres and the computers used, he said, adding that “another dimension of impersonation was a futile attempt of defeating the biometric capturing of ten fingers that was introduced in 2017. The fraudsters thought they could beat the system through ‘contributed fingers’, where two or more persons would use their fingers to register for candidates, thinking that any of them would be able to write for such candidates if the system allowed it.

“Another examples were in Aminu Saleh College of Education, Azare, where someone’s fingerprint was discovered in 42 person’s registration, and in Bauchi State University, Gadau, where one person’s fingerprint was traced to the registration of 64 candidates with a view to allowing any of the finger-contributing impersonators to access the examination hall.”

He said the Board went to the extent of interacting with the principal officers of the institution in Azare, and “we appreciated the Council Chairman and Provost of the College whose cooperation led to the confession of the culprit that he contributed fingers in good faith.”

He said the confession, as bad as it was, was good for the Board as, without it, there would have been doubts about the accuracy of the technology deployed to determine and detect the infraction.

He highlighted another case in Borno State where, in Nassara Computer Academy, Maiduguri, 233 candidates had one particular finger included in each of their biometric registration.

He said that JAMB has made arrests through the effort of Special Task Force set up by Force Intelligence Bureau (FIB), which assisted JAMB tremendously in tracking the offenders.

https://dailypost.ng/2019/05/11/jamb-registrar-breaks-tears-2019-utme-results/

Politics › Re: Dele Momodu Slams Man Who Called Buhari And Tinubu Criminals by AmazingELixir: 4:18pm On May 11, 2019
angry
Crime › Re: Anambra Fire Service Chief Assaulted By Policemen by AmazingELixir: 4:13pm On May 11, 2019
grin

Nigerian police got no chill mehn...if only it were possible to avoid these guys completely.
Politics › Re: Presentation Of Leadership Award To Buhari Is A Shameful Endorsement – PDP by AmazingELixir: 4:01pm On May 11, 2019
grin grin grin


Who else is better suited to present an award to a colossal failure if not crop of ilk minds..

So long it's an APC award it is befitting ..failures recognising failure.

Crime › Re: EFCC Nabs Money Transfer Fraudster, Ikechukwu Sunday In Benue by AmazingELixir: 3:16pm On May 11, 2019
lipsrsealed

Crime...crimes ...and more crimes in Nigeria every passing day, this country is sitting on the precipice of total collapse.

This treatment is more effective than outright jungle justice ..

Travel › Re: Car Crushes 4-Year-Old Boy To Death Inside Parents’ Compound In Lagos by AmazingELixir: 12:44pm On May 11, 2019
shocked shocked shocked

Ooh! Lawd make it possible for every child to choose the country of their birth...this is no country

How is it fair to make some people pass through hell twice, Nigerians are subjected to in-life and afterlife hell, because it is very certain most Nigerians are headed for Hades.
Celebrities › Re: Betty Jennifer Is Dead! Chris Attoh’s Wife Shot Dead In Maryland, USA by AmazingELixir: 10:52am On May 11, 2019
lipsrsealed


I want to see nairaland good for nothing exponents term this US of blood
Politics › Re: Court Restrains Ganduje From Implementing New Emirates In Kano by AmazingELixir: 8:27pm On May 10, 2019
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Nyamuriflathead:
Which kind yeye court? This is laughable.
Someone should pls tell these pipo that it's the duty of the legislature to make laws. Courts and judges are supposed to interpret these laws and not usurp the authority of the legislative arm of government. Only the president and sultan can actually Wade into this issue, not courts.
The qtn everyone is asking is, what was Emir sanusi doing when the bill to decentralize his emirate was raised till it reached second reading and was passed into law? This issue could have been settled amicably if not for the Emirs Over bloated Ego. He probably has bad advisers as well..
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Crime › Re: Vigilante Shoots Gang Leader & His Gang Members,legs To Be Amputated (Graphic) by AmazingELixir: 10:08pm On May 09, 2019
grin grin


See dawan tattoo....

Share if you think vigilantes are more efficient than the conventional security agencies like if you think otherwise
Car Talk › Re: These Amazing Art Pieces Were Created From Salvaged Vintage Car Parts by AmazingELixir: 1:56pm On May 09, 2019
undecided


Who in his right senses will put this crap in their living homes..

Mtchwww!
Politics › Re: Ramadan: Buhari Suspends FEC To Break Fast by AmazingELixir: 1:54pm On May 09, 2019
NOETHNICITY:
So people working into the late of the night don't deserve a simple 30minutes break

Nawa for una
The official break hour should be used...besides if you think they are not been paid for the extra hours you have another thing coming..

Time is money and time should be used judiciously, 30mins. could make the difference between life and death.

In responsible climes they don't mess with official time and that is why they are better while we retroggress as a people and as a country. I know this because I have a first hand experience.

Do not condone official recklessness because you feel you have a stake in it...
Politics › Re: Ramadan: Buhari Suspends FEC To Break Fast by AmazingELixir: 1:27pm On May 09, 2019
NOETHNICITY:
Didn't u also read where they said the went for break in afternoon for lunch? enh
Or lunch is not a personal tin also?

Nigerians re the problems of this country

too much hate and religious intolerance oozing everywhere
Afternoon is an official break time....it is known, so what is your next excuse?
Celebrities › Re: Chidera Onyegbule Wins Athletics Competition In Canada by AmazingELixir: 12:03pm On May 09, 2019
cool


Oh! So okey don get this kind grown up bleep size chick..
Politics › Re: Ramadan: Buhari Suspends FEC To Break Fast by AmazingELixir: 11:08am On May 09, 2019
klas:
Was he the only member fasting? The meeting was suspended for 30 minutes for all fasting members to break their fast. What is difficult in that? There are breaks in meetings for people to have lunch, how much more for people observing fasting.

You read there, where the VP suspended the ongoing FEC last week for him to receive a delegation of human rights group, yet you didn’t see anything wrong with that.
The VP suspending FEC to attend to a delegation from Human Right group is a state responsibility, suspending FEC meeting to break fast is a personal responsibility. Hope you see the difference. And you don't bring your personal activities during important official function.
Politics › Re: Ramadan: Buhari Suspends FEC To Break Fast by AmazingELixir:
undecided undecided


We have special rulers in this country....Just image what this man is suspending a state function to do....couldn't he have delegated the vice president to preside over the FEC meeting if religion is all that matters to him.

Misplaced priorities it shows this man has no iota of discernment of the myriad of challenges the country is facing or he he plainly doesn't give 2 shi.t about what anyone says or thinks
Celebrities › Re: Cossy Orjiakor And Her Future Mother In-law Dance Zanku (Photos) by AmazingELixir: 6:05pm On May 08, 2019
shocked shocked shocked

Oturugbeke !!!!

Cossy - future mother inlaw.....wonderful

This mother inlaw must really want his son dead before his appointed time.
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Gwajima Sex Tape Leaks by AmazingELixir: 4:36pm On May 08, 2019
grin


Where the tape or idonbilivit..

Travel › Re: Female 'keke Napep' Driver Spotted At Michael Opera University In Abia State by AmazingELixir: 4:15pm On May 08, 2019
undecided

Got which Nigerians talking....diswan wey you go see everywhere for Lagos
Politics › Re: Sanwo-olu Takes A Course In Leadership At Harvard As He Sets To Govern Lagos by AmazingELixir: 4:01pm On May 08, 2019
After your course come back and play puppy to the drug baron..
Politics › Re: Buhari Inaugurates The Board Of The North East Development Commission NEDC by AmazingELixir: 2:14pm On May 08, 2019
lipsrsealed

Northern president...the most bigoted president Nigeria has ever witnessed.
Family › Re: Man Helps His Brother In Giving Birth To 3 Kids With His Wife, While He's Away by AmazingELixir: 12:03pm On May 08, 2019
9japrof:
Nigga is the real MVP.... This inbreeding is of the highest order

For the brothers that leave your wives for years to go hussle abroad, just know you can't have it both ways, you make the money and loose your home...

Woman no be firewood, they would so grind to the point that they would grind out babies
That is not inbreeding my friend the mofo ain't related with the brother's wife in anyway
Family › Re: Man Helps His Brother In Giving Birth To 3 Kids With His Wife, While He's Away by AmazingELixir: 11:56am On May 08, 2019
shocked shocked shocked

Oturugbeke!

Travel › Re: New Lagos BRT Buses Begin Operations At The New Oshodi Bus Terminus - Photos by AmazingELixir: 8:35am On May 08, 2019
Good move...but they should look into the blue BRT those buses are gradually been neglected and before you know it they are back to molue mode,

-They don't wash them anymore

-Some of them emit thick black fumes like the red BRT

-Some now open their windscreen because the A.C. ain't working anymore

-Some with functioning A.Cs drip condensed water like window units in an old dilapidated local government office

- They now stack people inside the buses like crates of drinks in a major distributor warehouse

-And some of the drivers have attitudes that compares favourably with the Agberos in yellow danfo buses.

- some of the bus terminals have been converted to urinary by the sea of touts at the various bus stops Ojota particularly.

It is well Eko oni baje
Politics › Road Dualization: Cross River, Akwa Ibom Residents Erect Shrines And Buildings by AmazingELixir(op): 8:03am On May 08, 2019
The erection of artificial shrines and unapproved buildings along the Calabar –Itu–Ikot Ekepene highway in Cross River and Akwa Ibom States is constituting an obstacle to the dualization of the expressway.

The dualization, DAILY POST findings revealed, was undertaken by the present government. The road, which was constructed in the 70’s during the era of oil boom by the General Yakubu Gowon regime, had since become a death trap.

The Federal Government had awarded the road contract in 2018 to a firm, Julius Berger, for the complete reconstruction and dualization of the entire span of over 50 kilometres stretch of the road.

However, rather than appreciate this move by the government, villagers living along the stretch of the road have devised a plan of getting money from the government by erecting emergency structures close to the road.

When our correspondent visited the road during the week, many villagers were seen building houses, erecting shrines and sinking boreholes by the side of the road which has already been surveyed with structures captured for demolition.

For instance, the villagers along Okurikang, Ikot Okon Akiba, Kparam, Akai Effiwat, Itu Bridge head and Itu junction and other villages in Akwa Ibom State have erected shrines and unapproved structures.

Some of the villagers, in an interview, admitted that they are rushing to build houses and shrines close to the road knowing that contract has been awarded for the construction.

One of them in the village of Kparam, who gave his name as Ekpo Ekpo, said, “We are not aware of any road construction project. We are building on our land and nobody has told us not to build close to the road”.

An elderly man on clutches in the same village, who refused to give his name, was seen supervising the building of his house. He explained that his other structure is a thatch house which could collapse at any moment. He stated that this was the reason he has engaged someone to build another one for him beside the road.

Another young man, Elvis Samuel in Ikot Okon Akiba village, openly admitted that he is building his house close to the road so that he could get paid by the contractor when it is demolished in the course of the construction work.

“We have been living here for many years and have been suffering the effect of the bad state of this road and now that government has decided to work on it, we should also be given some compensation for keeping the road alive by filling the bad spots with stones and sand for vehicles to pass,” he said.

Reacting, the village head of Okurikang, Chief Inyang Inyang said he was unaware of any rush to construct houses close to the road, adding that if there is anything of such, “those doing the work should be the ones to complain not those just passing by”.

At the Federal Ministry of Works, Calabar Office, the Federal Controller of Works, Engineer Bassey Nsentip said such “deceptive development” is not encouraged by the ministry.

Nsentip said when the estate valuers were given the job of assessing structures on the road, they were instructed to do it with speed to avoid people cashing in on the situation, yet people are still building after the right of way for the project has been acquired.

“It is common here to see that after the structures have been assessed and marked some people still build in front of the ones marked and use their red paint to mark their own structures but the estate valuers have a code to identify the ones marked by them,” he said.

He said any structure that was not captured when the right of way was being acquired would be bulldozed without the payment of any compensation to owners of such structures.

https://dailypost.ng/2019/05/07/road-dualization-cross-river-akwa-ibom-residents-erect-shrines-buildings-get-fg-compensation/

Crime › OAU Lecturer - Herdsmen Abducted me by AmazingELixir(op):
An orthopaedic surgeon at the Obafemi Awolowo University, Ile-Ife, Prof. Olayinka Adegbehingbe, who was kidnapped on Sunday, said that N5.045m was paid to secure his release.

Adegbehingbe disclosed this on Tuesday in Ile-Ife in an interview with the News Agency of Nigeria at his residence on the university campus.

The surgeon, who said he was hale and healthy, attributed his release to the power of God.

According to him, the kidnappers had demanded for N30m and later collected N5.045m for his release after much negotiation.

He condemned the level of insecurity across the country, saying majority of the youths are jobless and have now resorted to crime.

“The Federal Government needs to invest more in security; we need to know the identity of people coming in and going out of the town, state and the country at large.

“The people who abducted me were Fulani herdsmen and they had four guns and multiple rounds of ammunition as well as different dangerous weapons, ” he said.

He called for community policing as well as provision of employment for the youths, adding, “idle hands are the devil’s workshop.’’

“I also thank the security operatives, the entire OAU and OAUTHC communities, our families, church members and all other well wishers for their prayers and other support rendered,’’ he added.

President of the Nigeria Medical Association in Osun State, Prof. Oluwole Komolafe, expressed gratitude to God for the release of Adegbehingbe.

“ The Federal Government should look into the issue of security across the country so that citizens would have rest of mind,’’ he said.

Prof. Rasaq Adebayo, another colleague of Adegbehingbe and consultant cardiologist at OAU Teaching Hospital Complex, attributed the release to God’s intervention.

“We thank God for the release of our colleague for we cannot afford to miss an intelligent, competent and qualified surgeon like him,” he stated.

The Public Relations Officer of the university, Mr. Abiodun Olarewaju, while speaking with NAN, confirmed the release of the kidnapped lecturer at about 8:00 pm on Monday.

Adegbehingbe was kidnapped on the Ife-Ibadan expressway on Sunday while returning from Lagos.

Politics › Re: Nigerian Soldier Cries As He Mourns His Fellow Soldier After Being Shot 5 Times by AmazingELixir: 10:57pm On May 07, 2019
cry cry

Young men dying for a useless course...boko haram wey no get value for life.....you see them hagard looking with sophisticated weapons and you wonder what really could be driving these sub humans..

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