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Travel › Re: 16 Tips For Safe And Cordial Relationship At Checkpoints – Nigeria Police Force by AmazingELixir:
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Op can you pass this message to whoever highlighted those points that all those processes can be easily and effectively bypassed if you even without uttering a word, drop your left hand outside the driver's door in a clinched fist then watch out for the officer's grin as he approaches with full attention on the content of the wrapped fist.

From experience all 16 points highlighted does not guarantee you stress free passage.
Education › Re: NANS Gives Akeredolu 24 Hours Ultimatum To Revise School Fees by AmazingELixir: 7:15pm On May 07, 2019
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Gov.Akeredolu has suffered every Tommy, Dike and Harrison now gives ultimatum.

Issorite.
Crime › Re: Woman Sentenced To Death For Killing Neighbour During Fight In Ajegunle by AmazingELixir: 6:42pm On May 07, 2019
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Guess she'll be sober now.....a sharp departure from her aggressive posture during the fight.

The only thing in her head right now will be..." if only I had heeded to baba Kunle attempt at brokering peace"..
Politics › Re: Insecurity : Governor Wike Moves Against Communities With Prevalence Of Cultism by AmazingELixir(op): 6:15pm On May 07, 2019
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Politics › Insecurity : Governor Wike Moves Against Communities With Prevalence Of Cultism by AmazingELixir(op): 6:13pm On May 07, 2019
Rivers State Governor, Nyesom Ezenwo Wike has declared that communities with prevalence of insecurity, cultism and kidnapping will no longer enjoy State Government patronage.

Addressing a Special Security Meeting at the Government House, Port Harcourt on Monday, Governor Wike said that the State Government will dethrone Traditional Rulers in communities where cultism and kidnapping are encouraged.

The security meeting had in attendance the Rivers State Commissioner of Police, Usman Belel, State Director of Department of State Services, Tosin Ajayi, Commander SOG 115, Nigerian Air Force, Air Commander E.O. E Ebiowei, Commander NNS Pathfinder, Commodore SJ Bura and State Commander of Nigerian Security and Civil Defence Corps, ML Haruna.

Also in attendance were Local Government Chairmen, Traditional Rulers, CDC Chairmen and all Youth Leaders in the state.

Governor Wike said: "All those Local Government Areas where there is no serious cases of cultism and Kidnapping, the State Government will give them more projects and attention.

"But Local Government Areas where cultism and kidnapping have become entrenched, the State Government will depart.

"For communities where cultism and kidnapping are encouraged, their Traditional Rulers will be deposed. We will not allow crisis in our communities. If you don't want to take the war to them, we will take the war to you".

The Governor noted that all youth groups found to be involved in cultism will be dissolved by the State Government.

He noted that under the current dispensation, the Government and people of Rivers State will take their fate in their hands by collectively addressing the security challenges. He urged all stakeholders to work with security agencies to fight insecurity.

"Enough is enough. Nobody arrested by security agencies and cultism will see the light of the day. If you say, we will not sleep, you also not sleep. Every logistic has been provided for security agencies to tackle the insecurity ", he said.

He warned that any top Government Official caught in the process of trying to work for the release of arrested suspected cultist and kidnapper, will face the full weight of the law.

The Governor directed council Chairmen to work with their respective Traditional Rulers, Community Development Committees and Youth Leaders to advance the course of peace. He also directed Council Chairmen to clear bushes along the East-West Road and other major highways of the State.

In his remarks, the Rivers State Commissioner of Police, Usman Belel assured that the Security Agencies will fight to reduce crime to the barest minimum

He said that the Police will use the community policing strategy to involve community stakeholders in the peace process. He called on Rivers people to support the police with information to tackle cultism, kidnapping and fake news.

Chairman of the Rivers State Council of Traditional Rulers and Amayanabo of Opobo, King Douglas Dandeson Jaja urged the Security Agencies to take Traditional Rulers into confidence as they carry out their responsibilities. He, however, decried the situation where security agencies divulge information passed to them by Traditional Rulers.

While saying that the Traditional Rulers will support the security agencies to fight insecurity, he regretted that Council Chairmen hardly consult Traditional Rulers on security matters.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1691217264355791&id=672482079562653

Sports › Re: Man United Fan Burns His 2000 Naira Jerseys, As His Club Fails To Qualify by AmazingELixir: 10:24am On May 07, 2019
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Laziness of Nigerian youths...I can swear by that mofos big c0ck that he did not burn that fake jersey due to Man. United inability to qualify for the champions league but rather manchester draw with Huddersfield cutting his Nairabet sport betting coupon.

Agbaya!.
Sports › Re: Peter Fregene Suffering From Stroke, Former Green Eagles Goalkeeper's New Photos by AmazingELixir: 10:20am On May 07, 2019
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The country he served indeed....did he serve for free or were they not paid...if he wants to solicit for assistance he should do that and stop this age long emotional blackmail.

There's no law that obligates the country to her past sportsmen and women, what he is passing through now is nothing but evidence of planlessness.

I trust kind-hearted and well to do Nigerians will respond to him out of pathos.
Crime › Re: Suspected Notorious Phone Thief Caught After A Prayer From Victim's Husband by AmazingELixir: 6:20pm On May 06, 2019
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Why are these petty pick pockets and thieves always very ugly..?
Politics › Re: Ezekwesili Slams Buhari’s Comment On IG’s Weight, Says It’s A Joke On Insecurity by AmazingELixir: 6:13pm On May 06, 2019
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Igbo People carry this Opposition for head ooo, Buhari jokes, na fight and long epistle, he smiles, he is a dictator, he travels, he is a tourist, even if he farts sef na them go smell am first and complain about global warming.

from 1993 till 1999, Yoruba were the oposition, fighting Military for release of MKO and other patriotic Nigerians, From 2007 to 2015 we were vocal oposition of PDP misrule..... but never have i seen a more bitter , evil and hatefull Opposition as the ones we have today
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85% of your brain tissues are composed of Buharist stem cells..
Politics › Re: Ezekwesili Slams Buhari’s Comment On IG’s Weight, Says It’s A Joke On Insecurity by AmazingELixir: 6:04pm On May 06, 2019
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Oby leave Bubu alone can't he make his observations in peace.

The IGP lose weight true-true ooh..
Politics › Re: EFCC Announces 16-year Probe Into Saraki’s Activities, Says It’s Not Political by AmazingELixir: 5:59pm On May 06, 2019
Oturugbeke! shocked shocked

Tinubu nko...when is Efcc going to commence probe on the okpolo eyed drug baron that has converted Alausa to his private Atm.
Business › Re: Ebonyi Ultra Modern Shopping Mall And Ecumenical Center Updates by AmazingELixir: 5:50pm On May 06, 2019
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Gov. Umahi the best thing to happen to the state of Ebonyi since her creation.
Celebrities › Re: Damilola Adegbite To Next Husband: Your Bride List Will Be Much by AmazingELixir: 5:48pm On May 06, 2019
oyetunder:
undecided Well, Nigerians are good in buying second hands things from undies to cars. Is she the one to write her own engagement lists? Shows she has no respect anymore for her parents of they have even ejected her to do as she likes. These third world film fireflies who see themselves as stars are all tontodikelised in their brains. Let her keep waiting for a man who is willing to pay billions for a divorced Gbana second hand wife material. An who are those animals always puting their useless adverts in the comment sections? Let Nairaland do the needful.
huh huh
O'boy na wetin dey give you dis kind painment for your fellow woman being body?
Fashion › Re: Emmanuel Somto Crowned Mister Model International Africa In Thailand (Photos) by AmazingELixir: 3:48pm On May 06, 2019
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The only good news ever in the history of Nigeria coming from Thailand.

Oboy yee the brother gather stuff down below ooh...the only third leg comparable to his is the last guy on his row..
Crime › Re: Pastor Sends Kidnappers To Isaac Abraham In Auchi, Edo State by AmazingELixir: 3:37pm On May 06, 2019
kingjrofficial:
If someone says pastors have turned churches into business forums, they will say you are sacarstic, but what's the aim of these happenings??
Later some people will blame it on Buhari and his administration...
Nigeria and greedhuh
Even in the church of all placeshuh?
May God help us all in this end time Trauma...
Amen!!!
Buhari has killed this country...just imagine what Nigerians have been reduced to by Buhari
Crime › Re: Pastor Sends Kidnappers To Isaac Abraham In Auchi, Edo State by AmazingELixir: 3:35pm On May 06, 2019
Diswan na real turobulu
Travel › Re: Photos Of Mile 2, Apapa Expressway by AmazingELixir: 3:32pm On May 06, 2019
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Dorti pipu wey full Lagos....inside gutter naim b dia waste bin, and dey thrive in dis kind of dorti environment ehnn...on top there you go see mama put dey dish out wakis wey dem dey chaw....spit !
Crime › Re: Gunmen Kidnap Olayinka Adegbehingbe, OAU Professor by AmazingELixir: 1:27pm On May 06, 2019
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Afonja and kidnapping abi they want to wrestle away this trade from the northerners whom have successfully dispossessed south south region of the highly lucrative profession ni.

It's like head hunting and skull mining doesn't pay well anymore ooh hence the need for diversification.
Crime › Re: Kolade Johnson: Court Extends Remand Order On Dismissed Police Inspector by AmazingELixir: 1:19pm On May 06, 2019
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Just imagine his press interview..."I just fired one up...I dunno know it got to hit the boy in question "

And this are supposed trained fire arm operatives....little wonder they kill people like flies
Travel › Re: 10 Reasons Why “danfos” Make Lagos A Dangerous Place To Commute by AmazingELixir: 12:48pm On May 06, 2019
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Danfos are microcosm of Lagos state..it reflects the people, their characters and the lifestyle
Travel › Re: 10 Reasons Why “danfos” Make Lagos A Dangerous Place To Commute by AmazingELixir: 12:45pm On May 06, 2019
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Celebrities › Re: Cossy Orjiakor Accepts A Muslim's Appeal To Stop Sexy Photos Until After Ramadan by AmazingELixir:
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Are you kidding me right now...
How did the Moslems know about Cossy's escapades even to the extent of appealing to her..

Who says Moslems don't love the flesh market....the religion that inhibits the innate proclivities of their faithfuls while the faithful in turn groan under the weight of self deceit and pseudo righteousness.

Politics › Re: Fresh Electricity Tariff Hike Underway by AmazingELixir: 11:44am On May 06, 2019
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Hike in tarrif amidst epileptic power supply...things in this country just seem to be getting from bad to worse.

I doubt if we get up to 3 hours of electricity daily since the turn of this year....as for dstv subscription I don't even look their way let alone take their calls , I can't come and be wasting money subscribing when there's no electricity to watch it.

It is well my fellow country men...a popular adage in my place goes thus; No amount of provocation or anguish can make the eyes shed blood.
Crime › VIDEO: How Police Raped, Beat Us – Women Arrested At Abuja Nightclubs by AmazingELixir(op): 10:53am On May 06, 2019

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KUo_Vk86-E


Some of the women arrested at the different nightclubs in Abuja for alleged prostitution have narrated to PREMIUM TIMES how police officers raped and assaulted them.

The ladies said they were also teargassed by the officers while in detention.

The women were taken before a mobile court in Abuja, where they were convicted and sentenced to one-month imprisonment with an option N3,000 fine.

“We were arrested on Friday and detained for several days,” one of the women said.

“Some people were bailed the next day, while the rest of us were left behind.

“The officers picked us and slept with us one after the other because we did not have money to give them.

“They picked us from Banex and took us to Utako police station. When we got there, the police station was empty.

“We were told to pull off and then when we obeyed, they raped us,” one of those arrested said.

Another woman said, “They beat us well, abused us sexually and also collected money from us before they released us.

“They beat us up after they arrested us at Gwarimpa. And when we questioned them about what we have done, the officers used pepper spray on us.

https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/328355-video-how-police-raped-beat-us-women-arrested-at-abuja-nightclubs.html
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Johnson's Children Push Her Inside Swimming Pool by AmazingELixir: 11:40pm On May 05, 2019
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Diswan wear swimming pants wahala go dey oo ...with that her massive backyard wey dey shoot catapult
Sports › Re: Lionel Messi With His Wife And Sons In Cute Family Photos by AmazingELixir: 11:30pm On May 05, 2019
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Politics › Zamfara Killings: Buhari Under Fire For Offering Fulani Militia, Bandit N100B by AmazingELixir(op): 8:25pm On May 05, 2019
Human Rights Writers Association of Nigeria, HURIWA, has described as a constitutional crime and an unmitigated evil tantamount to an impeachable offence the decision of President Muhammadu Buhari administration to go into dialogue in Zamfara State with armed fulani militia and bandits.

HURIWA frowned at an alleged planned to appease “these mass murderers” with the whooping sum of N100 billion from the tax payers under the guise of setting up cattle ranches for their totally privately owned businesses of herders.

Besides, the group also carpeted the Acting Inspector General of Police, Alhaji Adamu Mohammed, for gleefully announcing the ‘truce’ reached in Zamfara between the Federal Government’s delegation made up largely of Hausa/Fulani Muslem dominated internal security team of the current administration and the Miyetti Allah cattle owners Association- a group that supports the activities of armed fulani Herdsmen over the past few years.

HURIWA expressed disappointment that a supposed chief law enforcement officer of the Country can descend so low as to beg persons suspected to have been carrying out persistent armed banditry and attacks across Zamfara, Kaduna, Niger, Katsina, to stop attacking Nigerians when it is the constitutional obligation of the Nigeria police force to enforce law and order and bring all criminal suspects to face the legal consequences of their crimes against humanity and against the Nigerian State.

In a statement issued to DAILY POST over the weekend against the backdrop of the purported meeting between the Federal Government and the leadership of Miyetti Allah cattle owners association, the group said the only possible reason the current administration could enter into dialogue with armed bandits is because the offenders share the same Ethno-religious affiliations with the holders of the top security portfolios who make up the exclusive Hausa/Fulani dominated Internal Security architecture.

The statement added, “The members of the current national security team made up of mostly one Ethnicity and persons of one Religious affiliations same with the armed fulani herdsmen and bandits have always made decisions that reflects their biasness and inclination to pamper and protect these armed bandits who ought to be dealt a heavy blow in line with the constitutional provisions.

“The other time the minister of Defence who is from Zamfara state was the person who rather than condemn and order the arrest and prosecution of armed fulani herdsmen unleashing mayhem and violence in Benue state was the one who tried to provide some kind of justification for these dare devil blood cuddling attacks on Benue communities by blaming the properly passed state legislation banning open grazing of cattle which has been at the core of much of the bloodshed.

“The minister of interior who is Fulani Moslem has on many occasions belittled the gravity of the armed fulani violent attacks and dismissed it not as a terror campaign but as a mere law and order issue which the police can handle.

“These members of the internal security team including Mr President have openly made statements that are obviously ambiguous and have failed to decisively treat these attacks by armed bandits and armed fulani attacks as a major national security challenge.

“This is why there is the urgency of the now for President Buhari to obey the constitution and appoint persons of diverse Ethno religious affiliations to make up the national security team and professionally and clinically tackle the rising waves of insecurity and national paralysis.

“As a group of committed patriots, we are shocked to read that this government has entered into a communion of the devil with the armed bandits and armed fulani herdsmen who have wreaked havoc and unleashed devastation across many communities in Nigeria.

“Why do we have laws and why do we have institutions of law enforcement? This shameful piece of bad news of seeking to bribe outlaws and terrorists by this government must be seen for what it is. It is treason that must be seen as an immediate impeachable offence.

“All those who communicated with bandits and outlaws must be arrested and prosecuted for high treason because the laws must not be a respecter of any person.”

HURIWA recalled that in a bizarre twist, the Federal Government practically offered monumental bribe against pur laws to the Miyetti Allah Cattle Breeders Association of Nigeria, MACBAN, by offering it N100 billion over two years to stop kidnapping in the country.

The Federal Government delegation was led by the Minister of Interior, Abdul-Rahman Dambazau, and met with MACBAN leaders on Friday.

HURIWA quoted the media as reporting that this satanic meeting was a closed door event which lasted for over five hours as monetary negotiations according to a source dragged on until N100 billion was accepted.

MACBAN had said it would take nothing less than N160 billion.

But briefing news men after the meeting the exhausted Minister said, the “gathering is part of steps we have taken to tackle insecurity and clashes between herdsmen and farmers.”

“You should not forget the fact that we have extended the meeting as a regional one when the Economic Community of West African Countries hosted a conference on this,” it added.

HURIWA quoted the media as saying that General Danbazau affirmed as follows: “These issues were discussed, and part of the dialogue was to provide a national action plan on security challenges and solutions by all members of the ECOWAS commission, and to present it to the commission for consideration.

“That is the main reason we have come to Kebbi State, to dialogue with leaders of herdsmen as part of the process.”


https://dailypost.ng/2019/05/05/zamfara-killings-president-buhari-fire-offering-fulani-militia-bandits-n100bn/

Celebrities › Re: Kate Henshaw: "Nigerians Derive Pleasure In Seeing People Suffer" by AmazingELixir: 7:22pm On May 05, 2019
Very correct my dear sister Nairaland is a point in case....in here you have the highest collection of sadistic fellows..
Politics › Re: Ayo Adebanjo: We Have Evidence That Buhari Rigged 2019 Election – Afenifere by AmazingELixir: 3:00pm On May 05, 2019
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Oya Atiku give Afenifere a place in your witness box let's see what they have to say..

Meanwhile just wondering loudly what would buharideens call Afenifere... Ipob extension ?
Celebrities › Re: Pregnant Korra Obidi Dances At The Club With Another Man by AmazingELixir:
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Nigerians will never mind their business...is the husband complaining, always taking medicine for another person's headache...this is why the country is so messed up, all the youths spend their productive time on social media meddling in other people's personal lives while their leaders viciously raped them of all sense of entitlement and responsibility.

Thanks god I'm not a Nigerian by mentality...Useless lazy youths.
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Stoned To Death By Angolans For Progressing More Than Them by AmazingELixir: 8:37am On May 04, 2019
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Diswan weak me...Nigerians are now endangered species ooh my pipu

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